Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
by Stefanie Taylor
Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks
Episodes
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Patreon For Free: Twin Flames
It's another throw back Patreon episode about that crazy Twin Flames cult. We're told this was a Bored AF classic. You won't find it on the free feed so consider yourselves lucky!
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Patreon Spooky Special: Development Arrested
From the old Bored AF Patreons, we bring you this tale of Stef going on a date or two with someone who ended up being quite successful. It wasn't great.
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The Shocking Downfall of John Cusack (Be a Cameron, not a Lloyd)
I guess we should have seen this coming, but you're not gonna want to miss the sound-up of John Cusack on Cameo. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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Love is Blind, Ep 9: What an A-Hole!
We were pretty much wrong about all the dudes. Go on the crazy journey with us! What a woman! Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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Reality Roundup: Bethenny vs. Andy Cohen, Sonja Vs. the World, Brandi vs. Fungal Ball
Sound up on Betheny's message to Andy Cohen. Sonja Morgan doesn't seem to be doing great and Brandi Glanville is in trouble, or is she? Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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Love is Blind: Eps 6, 7, 8 Discussion
Love is Blind, episodes 6-8. Who is gonna make it and who is the worst? Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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Stevie Wonder, Tom Cruise Punches Jack Nicholson, GMA Gossip and More
Is Stevie Wonder the nicest man in the world? Plus we crack the plot of The Shining...FINALLY. GMA has a happy ending and more! Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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Reality Roundup: Kate Gosselin is a Monster, DWTS and Bachelor News
Kate Gosselin nightmares, truly! Plus Dancing with the Stars saga, and Madi from the Bachelor insanity. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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J-Lo Has a New Man (Plus Christina Applegate and Selma Blair Updates)
Jennifer Lopez can't stop, won't stop. Christina Applegate discusses her MS misdiagnosis. Selma Blair has some issues.
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Did We Solve OJ Murder? Plus New Timothy Busfield, Tom Cruise, Anna Faris, Jenny McCarthy and More!
Even more craziest for the week. Update on Timothy Busfield, update on the OJ murders (somehow) and Chuck Lorre vs. Anna Faris. Oh and Jenny McCarthy has thoughts on Tom Cruise. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair,...
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Love is Blind Season 11 Discussion Part Two! (Eps 1-5)
We had so much Love is Blind to discuss, we made a part two! Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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Love is Blind Season 11 Discussion Part One! (Eps 1-5)
Love is Blind is back with a Boston season and we LOVE it. Join us for a discussion on ep 1-5. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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Russell Brand Trial is Already Insane (Trigger Warning)
The Russell Brand trial has begun and we're on it. Trigger warning for sure! Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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An Old Patreon About More Men Behaving Badly
Cecily has a run in with Chris D'Elia and lives to tell about it plus other gross comedians.
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The Patreon Where We Call Out Marilyn Manson
In this time of men behaving badly, why not revisit and episode of Patreon where we had to do a deep dive on Marilyn Manson's disgusting behavior!
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More Outrageous Gypsy Rose Admissions! (Plus Michael Che on Shane Gillis)
Gypsy Rose just won't quit us and we can't quit her. New stuff about her and from her! Plus Michael Che reacts (or doesn't react at all) to Shane Gillis. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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Reality Round-up; Chad Johnson, Age of Attraction, Gabby Windey
Chad Johnson of Bachelorette fame (and other shows) is not doing well. Gabby Windey hurt her back. And Reality Steve talks age gaps from Age of Attraction. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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And There's More to the Kelly Clarkson Story (Part 2)
Since the episode you just heard today (and if you didn't, go back and listen), the store had a response and then Kelly had a response to the response! And now we have a response to the response to the response.
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Kelly Clarkson Got Pretty Woman-ed, Plus Ryan Reynolds Texts
Kelly Clarkson got into a big fight with a fancy store in Brooklyn. Also Ryan Reynolds wrote some pretty scathing texts about Justin Baldoni in the never ending fight. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com slash {{rosepricks}} to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair,...
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Emergency! Selma Blair Meltdown Theories (Plus Shane Gillis Update)
The Selma Blair plane meltodwn was pretty upsetting, and we're def wishing her the best. But we also come up with some pretty brilliant theories as to what happened. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause…
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Shame on Shane (Gillis)
We saw the SNL Shane Gillis monolgoue and have some notes. BIG NOTES. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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Megyn Kelly is the Worst Person in the World
As if the world isn't crazy enough, this nightmare of a human has to weigh in on the Cornell 7 victim. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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Gypsy Rose Update, Chet Hanks Picks a Fight and More!
Gypsy Rose keeps leaving crazy clues, or does she? Plus jerkfaces are fighting! Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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Comedian Jeff Garlin has an Excuse
Comedian Jeff Garlin, of Curb Your Enthusisim and The Goldbergs, has diagnosed himself with a disorder that would explain him yelling at everyone for decades. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair, menopause, and more
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Reality Roundup: Chris Harrison is Still a Chump, Milania Guidice Update and More Bachelor
Great stories from the reality world today: Rachel Lindsay has thoughts, Chris Harrison is still a chump, Taylor Frankie Paul's fake ex has moved on and Miania Giudice update. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable care for weight loss, hair,...
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Emergency Update: Gypsy Rose Did What Now?
Ummm...you might want to listen to this episode from back to front because we find a very horrifying allegation near the end. Actually listen to the whole thing, if you dare. it's crazy! (Trigger warning.) Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to access personalized, affordable...
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Sunny Hostin on the Cornell 7
Sunny Hostin has had some trash takes over her years at the View but none quite as bad as her take on the Cornell 7. We get into that and all the aftermath on today's episode.
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Jim Carrey's Child Bride, P Diddy's Lavish Jail, Russell Brand is a Moron and Dane Cook keeps Cookin'
The title says it all, but aside from all that, Stefanie sings a very patriotic song. Plus we talk about Viagra and do an F, Marry, Kill for the ages!
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Reality Roundup: Milania Giudice, Taylor Frankie Paul and The Swan Nightmares
Milania Giudice is having some trouble. Brandi Glanville still has a fungal ball and a new doc about the Fox show The Swan is coming and people are talking!
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Roseanne vs. Michael Fishman
A fued among mother and son (at least in TV land) and it's not pretty!
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Perez Update, Carrot Top Update, Chris Hansen is mad and Rob Lowe is Right
Perez Hilton's family gives an update, as does Carrot Top's family. Chris Hansen writes a long review of the film Primetime. And Rob Lowe makes us kinda laugh.
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Secret Lives of (Terrible) Wives: Taylor Frankie Paul, Kaitlyn Bristowe and More!
Taylor Frankie Paul/ Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to get personalized, affordable care that gets you
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Dark Times Part 2 (Trigger) : Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Clavicular and Weinstein
More scary stuff! So Jonathan Taylor Thomas isn't nearly the worst of them. We also talk about Clavicular and Harvey Weinstein. Ugh!
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Dark Times Part 1 (Trigger): Presley Gerber, Kate Beckinsale Update, and Hayden Update
Presley Gerber tragic passing, plus updates on Beckinsale and Panettiere. (We lighten it up where we can!) Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to get personalized, affordable care that gets you
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Rosie O'Donnell vs Kathy Griffin
We don't want these two to fight, but we do kinda take sides! Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to get personalized, affordable care that gets you
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Taylor Swift "Schools" Tom Cruise, Plus Dark Times for Kate Beckinsale and Frankie Muniz
Crazy personal stories lead into even scarier news for celebs Kate Beckinsale and Frankie Muniz. In lighter news, Tom Cruise and Taylor Swift are BFFs forever for some reason. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to get personalized, affordable care that gets you
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Scary Times for Carrot Top (Trigger Warning)
Deep dive into Carrot Top history and current situation. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to get personalized, affordable care that gets you
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Ben Affleck Re-casts his Ex, Kevin Costner Likes 'Em Young, Diddy Big Mad!
Ben Affleck re-cast Jennifer Garner in a movie! Kevin Costner has a new young lady. Good news for Lena Dunham, but maybe not her ex, Jack? Plus Diddy!
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Evan Handler's Hot Sarah Paulson Take
Did we ever think Harry from Sex and the City would have thoughts on the woman who played OJ lawyer Marcia Clark? Neither did we, yet here we are!
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Hayden Panettiere's Awful Ex, plus Prince Harry vs. King Charles and Henry Winkler vs. Tom Hanks
Feuds of the century! Of course, the Royals (or ex Royals) are fighting. But did y'all know this alledged fight between Henry Winkler and Tom Hanks rages on? And a new arrest for Brian Hickerson!
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Reality News: Brandi Glanville's Fungal Ball, Kim Zolciak's Nightmare and Julie LaPlaca
Some dark stuff here in reality-star-land. We break it all down, despite how crazy it is, including the fungal worm.
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Bennifer 3.0? Plus Jen Aniston, Machine Gun Kelly and Baby Gaga
Could J-Lo be back with Ben Affleck? Not if we have anything to with it! Plus Jen Aniston is still in love with a hynotist, and Lady Gaga had a baby gaga! And more!
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Triggering Conspiracies: Lindsay Clancy and Menendez Brothers
Trigger warning: We discuss how many, it seems, have gone off the rails when it comes to conspiracy theories, including recent adoration of the Menendez Brothers and Lindsay Clancy.
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Pilot Pete Has a Surprise, Carole Radziwill Has an Excuse
Pilot Pete has a surprise, plus Carole Radziwell news and more!
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Katie Thurston's Hacky Spouse, Jax Vs Brit, and Bye Bye Danny and Nia
Jeff Arcuri might have some secrets, allegedly. Jax and Brit keep fighting and Andy Cohen says bye bye to Danny and Nia on The Valley.
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The Surprise Twist of Duct Tape Plane Dude
Mel Gibson is very serious. But not nearly as serious as duct tape plane dude. Hear about the connection and suprirse twist!
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Emergency Updates: Perez Hilton, Hayden Panettiere, and Wheel of Fortune Guy
We know it's a Saturday, but there's just too much to cover. The tragic Hayden boyfriend Brian Hickerson news, Perez vs. Katy. And we find out what the Wheel of Fortune guy was allegedly looking at on a plane.
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Alanis vs. Rando, Isla Fisher vs. the Ick and the Wheel of Fortune
Just when we think there's no more news to cover...there is! This time, Alanis Morrisette sues an alleged blackmailing employee, Isla Fisher has a dating story, the Wheel of Fortune guy did something crazy and more! Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to get personalized,...
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Theo Von Chats with Idiots
Theo has gone off the deep end and not in a good way. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/rosepricks to get personalized, affordable care that gets you
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Reality Round-Up: Laura Owens Update and Jax Finally Gets Served
Brit serves Jax, Clayton vs. Laura Owens and Leah Remini joins RHOBH!
About this show
Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks
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