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Rough Giraffe
by Mum and Stacey
Join Mum and Stacey for a comedy trivia podcast full of weird news, unusual facts, and a wonky cat! Twitter @RoughGiraffePod.
Episodes
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S5-Ep.1 The Birthday Episode - In Which Mum Catches a Bus With a Hippo
WE'RE BACK! It's Kipper's 15th birthday and to celebrate Mum and Stacey are talking all about BIRTHDAYS. Mum tells us about some of the worst birthday presents you can buy - including talking toilet paper and happy screwdrivers. Stacey reveals some strange birthday customs from around the world…
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The Two Year Anniversary Episode (Part Two) - In Which Mum Uses A Ferret To Lose Weight
Here's part two of the 2 Year Anniversary Spectacular! In this episode we hear from Carla (again) and Zoe from Number One Rerun. They have a tricky Guess Who Isn't Coming To Dinner, which Zoe is NOT on board with. Sean and Eric from In Poor Taste Podcast bring their podcats along to ask Kipper an...
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The Two Year Anniversary Episode (Part One) - In Which Mum Looks For a Biker on Grindr
Happy Birthday To Us! We're celebrating our 2 year anniversary and lots of our favourite podcasters have popped by to say hello! Mum, Stacey and Kipper are all together in Spain. IT means things are just a little crazier than usual. Find out if Mum would prefer to squeeze spots full of cheese or...
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S4-Ep.10 The Animals With Jobs Episode - In Which Mum Does Yoga With A Goat
In this episode Mum and Stacey are talking about ANIMALS With JOBS! In fact most of these animals have much better jobs than we do! Mum tells us about Twiggy the water skiing squirrel, Felicia the pipe cleaning ferret, and Jack the signalman baboon. Stacey has discovered Yoga Goats, waste…
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S4-Ep.9 The Game Show Episode - In Which Mum Takes Home A Goat In A Boat
Fingers on buzzers... it's time for the GAME SHOW episode. Mum and Stacey are taking a stumble down memory lane, talking about the game shows of yesteryear. Mum talks about her favourite game shows, and has an idea for a new game show which could be rather dangerous for the losers. She also talks...
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S4-Ep.8 The Shoe Episode - In Which Mum Gets Her Mukluk Wet
Get ready to kick off your wellies and enjoy this week's episode all about SHOES! Mum takes us back in time to discover the first known shoes, and explains what it's like to wear boots made out of seal. Stacey struggles to get to grips with how we measure shoe sizes, and tells Mum all about…
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S4-Ep.7 The Madness Episode - In Which Mum Looks For A Camel In Paris
You don't have to be MAD to work here...but it helps! In this episode Mum and Stacey explore the history of psychology and psychiatry, including myths and misunderstandings. Mum talks about hysteria and the rather stimulating treatments used to cure women of this wildly over-diagnosed ailment.…
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Re-release: The First Episode - In Which Mum Has A Body Transplant
Here is a re-release of our very first episode. Mum has re-edited it to take out some of the bits that were very of the time (how things can change in just 2 years). See how far we've come! In this episode Mum talks about a girl with half a brain, and reveals who she wants to donate a body to…
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S4-Ep.6 The New Year's Episode - In Which Mum Becomes A Drag King Called Colin
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Wow! 2019 already? Mum and Stacey are talking about the history of New Year's Day and why we make resolutions. Mum still has some cracker jokes to tell, and she lets us know why she doesn't celebrate New Year. Stacey has a story about a man that wins a bookshop in a raffle, and...
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S4-Ep.5 The Christmas Present Episode - In Which Mum Receives the Gift of Spider Cheese
It's week three of the Rough Giraffe Christmas, and this week we're talking Christmas Presents! Gather around the tree and unwrap this corker of an episode. Mum tells us about the presents she always wanted but never got, and describes what she did with Mr Potato Head when potatoes weren't...
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S4-Ep.4 The Christmas Dinner Episode - In Which Mum Puts Stilettos On A Turkey
It's time to stuff the goose and gobble down some turkey! That's right, it's DINNER TIME! Mum and Stacey are back with their second Christmas Special Episode all about the wonderful Christmas dinner. Mum tells us what she had for dinner last year - it involved a lot of beans and bubbles, but not...
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S4-Ep.3 The History of Christmas Episode - In Which Mum Avoids a Viking's Mistletoe Kiss
Merry Christmas everyone! It's our first weekly Christmas episode and this week we're talking about THE HISTORY OF CHRISTMAS. We're going all the way back to the time of the dinosaurs, to see how they celebrated Christmas...OK, maybe that's an exaggeration but we go pretty far back. Romans,...
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S4-Ep.2 The Space Episode - In Which Mum Gets A Tan On Uranus
Welcome to SPACE! Mum and Stacey are exploring strange new worlds and civilisations in this episode. Ok, well maybe they're going to the Moon and once around Uranus. Mum talks about animals in Space, including the first living thing to leave our atmosphere. There is also a new "Guess Who Isn't...
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S4-Ep.1 The Halloween Episode - In Which Mum Encounters Some Sexy Ghosts
Mum and Stacey are back for Series 4 and it's Halloween! In this episode Mum is talking about Chinese and Japanese ghosts. Guess Who Isn't Coming To Dinner is also BACK! Mum describes a person who has departed and therefore can not come to dinner. Can you guess who the person is from the clues...
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Series 3 - Unheard Shenanigans and Extra Cheese Bits
With Series 3 all done and dusted Mum and Stacey are making plans for Series 4. Whilst you're waiting why not enjoy some unheard bits from the last 12 episodes? Mum talks about donkey cheese, moose cheese, guinea pig cheese... basically if it's an animal with nipples, Mum's gonna make cheese from...
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S3-Ep.12 The Cheese Episode - In Which Mum Has To Fight Off A Frisky Mullet
In the last episode of the series Mum and Stacey talk about CHEESE! Mum has all sorts of facts about cheese made from different animal milk, including camel cheese and reindeer cheese. She also explains the difficulty involved in milking a guinea pig. What happens if you try to tempt fish by...
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S3-Ep.11 The Belly Button Episode - Witch Nipples and Grandad's Earwax
This episode is all about NIPPLES and BELLY BUTTONS! Mum tells us about famous people with extra nipples; explains why men have nipples; and introduces us to The Great Nipplini - the man with the strongest nipples in the world. The FBI and The Men In Black may shut this episode down once they...
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S3-Ep.10 The Penis Episode - The Pen Is Mightier Than The Gecko
Mum and Stacey are discussing THE PENIS. Mum talks about human penises, and Stacey has facts on unusual animal penises. Why is ET so popular with the ladies? Which animal has the biggest/weirdest penis? How many penises are there in the Icelandic Penis Museum? All of these questions and more are...
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S3-Ep.9 The Brain Episode - Frozen Brains and Catnip Years
In this episode Mum and Stacey discuss BRAINS. Mum has some tricky brainteasers for you to answer, and she tells us about optical illusions. She also explains what it's like to have only half a brain. Ever wondered why we feel sick if someone else is vomiting? Well it goes way back to the…
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S3-Ep.8 The Eyes Episode - Saliva Mascara and Jellyfish Lips
It’s time to talk about EYES! Mum has to put the recording on hold due to an unexpected visitor at the villa. Who’s been eating her peanuts? Stacey talks about blue snot, baby’s eyes, and asks Mum to guess how much an eye weighs. Mum tells us about the weird eyes of the box jellyfish, a brave...
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S3-Ep.7 The Spain Episode - Luscious Plums and Intolerant Badgers
MUM'S BACK!!!! Calling from her villa, Mum updates Stacey with all her Spanish shenanigans. Mum is joined by her friend, John. John has a story of Mistaken Identity: PETS SPECIAL. When is a dog not a dog? Find out which animals have been successfully passed off as canines. Stacey talks about her...
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S3-Ep.6 The Dinosaur Episode - Cockroach Milk and Dinosaur Sewers
It's time for AWESOME LIZARDS! Otherwise known as DINOSAURS! Who doesn't love dinosaurs? Stacey and Owen have a funny fact-filled episode for you this week. Stacey tries to explain to Owen how big a dinosaur really is, and ends up comparing it to a sausage. Owen is horrified to hear how dinosaurs...
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S3-Ep.5 The Mothers Episode - Shaken Fists and Caffeine Kids
Hold on to your mothers! This episode, Stacey is joined by Carla (of Harlo and Colly fame), co-host of Theme Park Films Podcast. They talk about MOTHERS and discuss their very different childhoods. Stacey talks about the history of Mother's Day; and tells us about an angry mother who couldn't…
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Mum's Birthday Special - Spanish Flamingos and Salty Floaters
Mum has moved to Spain. Stacey helped her move in to her villa, and is back home telling Owen all about it. It's also Mum's birthday this week. We have birthday wishes from lots of listeners. And remember, if you're looking for a new pair of headphones, go to www.sudio.com and use discount code...
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S3-Ep.4 The Marriage Episode - Blackened Brides and Pregnant Fish
We are gathered here today for an episode all about Marriage. Mum has lost her voice so Frosty, from The Show with Preshaah and Frosty, has stepped in. Frosty talks about a man who chose a coma over getting married; and tells us how we can get ordained and marry whomever we want. Stacey has some...
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S3-Ep.3 The Cats Episode - Astro Cats and Ear Furnishings
It's time for cats to take centre stage at last! Mum talks about the origin of the word "pussy", and tells us about Astro Cat's adventures in space. Ever wondered who invented the cat flap? Well, listen to find out and Mum will reveal all. Stacey explains where domestic cats came from, and tries…
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S3-Ep.2 The Dogs Episode - Dog Snatchers and Magnetic Fields
Bad dogs! Good dogs! Black dogs! Ghost dogs! We have them all here at Rough Giraffe. This episode is all about man's best friend, DOGS! Kipper is not happy about it. Mum talks about bad luck dogs, and gives a great remedy for a hangover. Stacey talks about Chinese New Year; tells a tale about a…
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S3-Ep.1 The Money Episode - Sucked Toes and Sea Carrots
Mum, Stacey and Kipper the Wonky Cat are back! Series 3 kicks off with a big question. What would you do with £100, 000? Mum talks about The Museum of Failure, and tells us a story of a mystery bra. Stacey lets us know what the listeners would do with all that money, and has a lovely story of a...
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Bonus Episode - Stacey Speaks to Rhett of Braintrust Bros. Podcast
Mum and Stacey are putting the finishing touches to the first episode of Series 3. Whilst waiting why not have a listen to these clips of Stacey talking to Rhett of Braintrust Bros. Podcast? Stacey talks about what made her and Mum start Rough Giraffe; what it's like to be a doctor by day and...
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The Quiz Answers with Stacey and Kipper
Stacey and Kipper are here to give you the answers to the New Year's Quiz. Prize winners will be contacted directly. We will be back in February with Series 3. Podcasts mentioned in this episode: The Besotted Geek Podcast Theme Park Films Podcast Varmints Soapy Madams Song credits: Christmas tree...
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The Rough Giraffe Big New Year's Quiz!
It's time for Mum and Stacey's Rough Giraffe Big New Year's Quiz! Here are the questions we ask on the show for you to answer, including the time-stamp so you can revisit a round to hear the questions again. Remember, you can pause the show to give you time to answer the questions. You can always...
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The 12 Days of Rough Giraffe Christmas - Coiled Sponges and Spy Cats
IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! Mum and Stacey are joined by their podcast friends and listeners to celebrate the holiday season. They bring you The 12 Days of Rough Giraffe Christmas. Mum chooses some of her favourite moments from the last year of Rough Giraffe, including the date with the man with a glass…
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S2-Ep.10 The Spanish Holiday Episode - Pink-toed Poodles and Hormonal Coconuts
Mum and Stacey are on HOLIDAY! This episode is recorded on location in Spain. Join Mum, Stacey and their friend Nic from the moment they leave for the airport to the second they return home. The adventures begin with Mum looking for a boyfriend in the departures lounge. Find out what a baby...
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S2-Ep.9 The Second Death Episode - Hippo Fossils and Funeral Strippers
After all that chat about dating Mum wants to talk about DEATH. Stacey has a terrifying real life tale of horror involving something strange in a bin. Mum talks about funeral rituals including sky burials and finger amputataions. Stacey tries to cheer everyone up talking about coffins and...
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S2-Ep.8 The Dating Episode - Amateur Gymnasts and Pirate Wellies
Watch out! Mum's been CATFISTED! This episode is all about dating, whether it be online or in real life. If you have ever tried online dating you'll understand Mum's frustrations at never seeming to find anyone "normal" to talk to. They have glass eyes, wonky legs, and skeletons in the...
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S2-Ep.7 The Fashion Episode - Killer Collars and Shell Suit Ninjas
Strut your stuff down the catwalk with Mum and Stacey. This episode is all about FASHION. Mum tells us where clothes came from...way back even before the Bible times. She explains why men wore heels, and why women had to avoid waltzing next to an open fire. Stacey talks about an unfortunate tale…
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S2-Ep.6 The Random Episode - Schoolboy Knees and Dandelion Peacocks
In this episode Mum and Stacey are going RANDOM! It's a veritable free-for-all. Mum has some stories from the Illustrated Police News including an unfortunate elephant teasing and Adventures With a Bear! She also warns of the dangers of cracks. Stacey talks about tree goats (again) and has...
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S2-Ep.5 The Seven Wonders Episode - Tree Goats and Toast the Redeemer
This episode is all about the Seven Wonders of the World...well kind of...we mention 3 or 4 of them anyway. Mum tells us about her date with a man in Canada, and tries to describe what urine tastes like. Stacey has a theory about Stonehenge that is out of this world, and tells Mum all about a…
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S2-Ep.4 The Death Episode - Skydiving Armpits and Inside Pigs
Mum and Stacey bring you an episode all about DEATH. Mum tells us what's on her bucket list, and explains why she can't skydive anymore. Stacey has some tales about people dying in silly ways, and the listeners send in their spooky ghost stories. Kipper answers a question about being a father…
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S2-Ep.3 The Myths and Legends Episode - Urban Moths and Lunchtime Leg Ends
It's the Myths and Legends episode and it's EPIC! Mum talks about Pandora, and how a woman's curiosity led to her husband being tried for murder. Stacey tells us about her hunt for the Loch Ness Monster and explains why the 5 second rule doesn't apply in her house. Kipper pops by to answer...
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S2-Ep.2 The Spies Episode - Parkour Nuns and Banana Skirts
This episode is TOP SECRET! Mum and Stacey talk about Spies. Would they make good spies? Could they kill for Queen and country? Mum tells us the essentials all secret agents need to do some spying and it's certainly not the sort of thing James Bond would have packed in his suitcase. Stacey tells…
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S2-Ep.1 The Holiday Episode - Dorset Knobs and Donkey Nipples
Mum and Stacey are back with a brand new series and are talking about Great British Holidays! With all the hot weather we've been having Mum is down to her ankle socks and the roads are melting! Stacey talks about naughty seagulls and milking donkeys. Mum reminiscences about holidays gone by and...
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Unheard Bits From Series 1 - Wrestling Asteroids and Berry Bolognese
Before we return with series 2 we unearth a few unheard gems from the first series. Mum talks about tiny engravings on the new five pound note, and tells us about some strange plants. Stacey talks about being on The One Show, and introduces us to the bony ass fish. Kipper answers some listeners...
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Election Special - Cave- Ripened Cheddar and Sleep Burps
A General Election has been held in the UK...all the party leaders are huge fans of Rough Giraffe and have called in to ask questions of Mum, Stacey and Kipper. Thank you to guests Owen Frost and Jenni Lea-Jones for their impeccable impersonation skills. Follow us on Twitter @RoughGiraffePod or…
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Pilot Episode - Chicken Vajazzles and CPR Dogs
Bonus content! This is our pilot episode. Mum talks about age limits for vajazzles, and why she wants to resuscitate dogs in the park. Stacey answers the medical question of a listener and teaches Mum about manginas in the process. Did you know tonsils are bouncy? Well now you do! Follow us on...
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Episode 10 - Badger Bladders and Lady Gardens
Mum is into bondage this week. She tells us about genital chants and rubber play. Stacey is in America learning about all things urological. She has some great recipes to use up those old bladders we all have in the fridge, and explains what Truck Nuts are. Jodie and Kipper are on the phone...how...
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Episode 9 - BIRTHDAY SPECIAL! Shaken Lettuce and Killer Vending Machines
It's Mum's birthday so the whole family are at her house for this BIG BIRTHDAY SPECIAL. Stacey talks about taking a whore's bath. Jodie drip dries. Owen warns us of the danger of vending machines. Hana has some fascinating animal facts. Andrew insults Mum. Lauren loves otter pockets. Belle…
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Episode 8 - Gherkin Knives and Shoe Umbrellas
Stacey talks about a baby that was born twice, and tries to offer Mum advice about climbing Mount Snowdon. We find out whether trial by combat is a preferable option to paying a parking fine. Mum tells us about butter sticks and diet water, as well as revealing part one of the new competition to...
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Episode 7 - Neon Wee and Robot Roaches
THE BABY IS HERE!!!! Find out what Mum and Stacey name the new arrival. Stacey tells us what her husband is doing with his urine and Mum has another famous person not coming to dinner. Kipper reveals the results of the Poll of the Week and answers a listener's question. Download and subscribe on...
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Episode 6 - Chihuahua Assassins and Demented Moths
Stacey reveals the results of Toast Wars and tells Mum about a colouring book company which unwittingly published pictures of Hitler. We find out about a very pretty moth, and Mum has some more unusual deaths including the tale of the famished lambs. Follow us on Twitter @RoughGiraffePod
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