Roz & Mocha

From fake-rich friends complaining about being broke, to the outrage over Drumsticks not having enough nuts, to an unforgettable rant about ranch dressing, this Best of Roz & Mocha “Vented Moments” episode is packed with the kind of petty frustrations and over-the-top opinions that make these vents so addictive.

Someone’s tired of waiting for a proposal after years in a relationship, another woman is fed up with having to act like a parent to her own brother, and one brother is on a mission to help his sister finally find love in this Best of Roz & Mocha FML, packed with messy situations, tough love, and brutally honest advice.

Maurie and Chloe hit the hot seats for their final exams before summer in this episode of Roz & Mocha’s School Tingz podcast, tackling everything from math and spelling to Canadian history, art, and science.

From debates over what people refuse to pay for at restaurants to calling out partners for posting unflattering photos, the questions get brutally honest fast. There’s also chaos around questionable hygiene habits, awkward fashion choices between overdressed or underdressed, and even what people secretly do in their cars when no one’s watching—making for a mix of petty opinions, real-life confessions, and hilarious oversharing.

From plane crashes to shark attacks, this “I Almost Died” edition of Roz & Mocha’s Helluva Story is packed with unbelievable close calls you won’t forget. Hear from Michael Packard, who survived both a plane crash and being nearly swallowed by a whale, plus stories of a piercing gone horribly wrong, a fall off a cruise ship, getting tangled in live electrical wires, spiders under the skin, and even a near-deadly moment involving a spiked gate.

Roz explains why he never really gets excited for anything, Maurie hits the streets to ask people how they feel about it being six months until Christmas, and a Vented Moments call takes aim at year-round outdoor lights. The crew dive into wild “older fans” injuries trending online, react to a viral tornado survival video, and debate what life upgrade they’d choose. Plus, birthday calls with Dimitri and Isabella, Karen calls out Roz’s wet sheets, a wild story about a guy falling into a vault toilet, and Maurie sits down with Milly Alcock to talk Supergirl

Since today is Pride, we’re throwing it back to some of our favourite moments—from when Maurie hit the streets with a photo of Roz and Mocha to find out who people thought had the “gayer” lips, to one of the most emotional moments in Grammy history when Macklemore and Madonna helped officiate real same-sex weddings live on stage (and we spoke to one of the couples after), plus a very Roz & Mocha convo you won’t forget about the so-called shortage of twinks.

From family betting turning into a mini underground bookie situation, to dealing with a coworker who constantly crosses the line with offensive comments, listeners bring real-life dilemmas about boundaries and when to speak up. There’s also the challenge of navigating loneliness while living solo for the first time during a long-distance relationship, and a difficult co-parenting situation where kids are being told hurtful things, leaving one parent unsure how to protect them without making things worse

Roz admits he’s already disappointing Katherine for Father’s Day while the crew recaps their weekends, including Mocha grilling by the pool and Roz mowing the lawn, plus a fan-made A.I. Father’s Day song hilariously roasting Shem. There’s World Cup excitement with reactions from fans in Vancouver and Toronto after Canada’s big win and more from Portugal supporters at Fan Fest, where Maurie also got love from a caller who invited him to a family dinner after crashing their picnic. The team debates gelato vs. ice cream vs. frozen yogurt, hears from a longtime teacher wrapping up the school year, takes on a chaotic Gen Z “code blue” improv, and chats with Lauren Lakin about going viral after her family was denied a pool in France for not wearing speedos, along with an interview with history-making OHL draft pick Sophie Jovanovic.

Jelly Roll denied divorce rumours on stage while Bunnie XO shared details of their split on her podcast, as Olivia Rodrigo called out fans wearing diapers at concerts and Benny Blanco debuted a half-shaved head. Canada made World Cup history with a 6–0 win over Qatar while Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo continued breaking records, and Maurie spoke with the Stuart Fails to Save the Universe cast! Plus, he caught up with both Shawn Desman and Alessia Cara at FIFA Fan Fest! The Knicks celebrated their first championship in 53 years, Serena Williams received a Wimbledon wild card, and Giannis Antetokounmpo was traded to Miami. Meanwhile, headlines included a deadly Montreal shooting, earthquakes in Venezuela, extreme heat and an Ebola case in France, and the U.K. Prime Minister announcing his resignation

From harmless little lies we tell our partners to keep the peace, to random debates about what you’d grab in a fire or whether you’re a “don’t fix it if it ain’t broke” person, it’s a mix of funny confessions and wild hypotheticals. Plus, everything from superhero names based on your biggest fear to dream home fantasies, tuna sandwich debates, and impossible choices about memories—just everyday questions that spiral into hilarious and brutally honest answers.

Who’s the better kisser—you or your partner? Plus, we finally track down Mocha after he mysteriously missed the last Ask Roz & Mocha (where’d you go, my guy?!), debate whether we’d give up sex, love, or money (and guess what our partners would choose), and share stories of faking it till we made it—both the wins and total fails. We also find out if Maurie cashed in on every possible birthday freebie, imagine what our pets would say if they could review us, rate how much of life really comes down to luck, and reveal the house rules we live by (and expect guests to follow).

Chloe recaps a chaotic weekend that included day drinking through a World Cup match, a Jays game, and a concert with almost no sleep, while the crew debates everything from workplace dress codes to a celebrity hairstylist charging up to $200K per cut. Plus, Roz gets his chest shaved for an EKG, Maurie and Chloe relive their Jamaica rafting struggle, and the team reacts to Jelly Roll’s split and the wild theories behind it.

Shem slept in this week, so to make him feel a little better, we took a trip back to some classic late arrivals — starting in 2013 with the time Maurie slept in, then again in 2015 when Maurie once again didn’t make it in on time. We wrap with another 2015 moment, when Maple Leafs’ Nazem Kadri was actually sent home for being late, proving even the pros aren’t immune to a rough morning.

A series of relatable life dilemmas—from feeling hurt after a close friend used a long‑planned baby name, to dealing with overwhelming guilt after missing a child’s milestone birthday, to navigating anxiety as a parent constantly worried about their kid’s safety. There’s also the stress of being in love with a partner who won’t prioritize financial stability, struggles with a pet that won’t let its owner sleep, and the emotional challenge of temporarily separating from family to make ends meet—real situations that spark honest conversation about relationships, responsibility, and how to cope when life doesn’t go as planned.

Roz is stuck driving a rental he absolutely hates while his truck’s in the shop, Melissa drops $2,000 on a new phone after getting roasted for her audio quality, and Mocha brings in more chaotic A.I. songs—including one built from a wild hookup story text thread. Plus, Maurie hits the World Cup scene chatting with celebs and fans (some very drunk), the crew reacts to Europeans discovering yellow school buses are real, and a listener shares the unbelievable story of breaking both arms during a run and somehow powering through.

The Carolina Hurricanes win their first Stanley Cup in 20 years, while the New York Knicks end a 53-year drought to become NBA champions — with celebrations spilling into arrests and fires — as World Cup action continues with Canada earning a historic point and Lionel Messi delivering a hat trick, plus Maurie catching up with Ed Robertson and Ghana star Fatawu Issahaku. Ron MacLean is forced to apologize for an on-air joke during the Final, 12 children are hospitalized after an incident at Cultus Lake Waterpark, and in entertainment news, Seth Rogen distances himself from James Franco, Sabrina Carpenter is granted a restraining order, Shania Twain joins Harry Styles on tour, and Maurie sits down with Scott Speedman and Robbie G.K.

Elevator chaos sparks debate on who would panic, who would sleep through it, and how far Roz would go to solve a bathroom emergency, while the crew also tackles irrational fears they’re “too old” for and Roz’s intense anti-Montreal sports loyalty. Things spiral with hypotheticals about getting kicked off flights and how everyone would describe themselves in one word, before getting into relationship quirks they can’t complain about, brutal partner reviews, and the ultimate debate of giving up kissing or sauces forever. Add in wild listener questions about rat-free Alberta, animal battle showdowns, confusing TV plotlines, and ranking movie genres, and it’s a full deep dive into personalities, petty opinions, and absolute chaos.

Who is the better kisser—you or your partner? Plus, Roz finally gets the answer to where Mocha disappeared to after missing the last Ask Roz & Mocha (wah gwaan, my guy?!). The crew debates the ultimate sacrifice—sex, love, or money—and guesses what their partners would choose, shares stories of faking it till making it (and when it totally flopped), checks in on whether Maurie fully committed to birthday freebie season, imagines what their pets would really say about them in a brutally honest review, ranks how much of life is luck versus hard work, and breaks down the house rules they live by—for family and guests alike.

Back from Jamaica, the chaos continues with lingering sand, travel stories, and Mocha still catching heat for his timing, while Maurie gets birthday love and, of course, roasted for it. The crew keeps things rolling with laughs about the trip aftermath, plus a big moment as they chat with SNL’s James Austin Johnson, bringing his wild impressions and energy to the show while everything quickly spirals in the best way.

This weekend on the Roz and Mocha Retro Show, it’s all things toilets and bathrooms—because of course it is. From checking for snakes before sitting down, to stealing toilet paper, to hitting the streets and asking people the most uncomfortable question possible—what are you doing in there? Expect classic moments, weird confessions, and a whole lot of bathroom chaos from the archives.

A packed Friday pod reliving the Jamaica trip, where Roz and Mocha roast Shem, Maurie and Chloe for checking bags, Maurie and Shem bring back their questionable couples massage, and the crew tells stories about Mocha refusing to go in the water, Roz living off patties, and Maurie looking “sickly” jumping into the ocean with Chloe — who he also apparently traveled with as her “dad manager.” Plus, sand showing up everywhere, karaoke highlights, the chaos of leaving when Mocha slept in but still took forever, and Maurie catching up with Snooki about her new paranormal series.

A shocking legal twist as Nick Reiner seeks access to his inheritance while awaiting trial for the murders of his parents, alongside major entertainment headlines including Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater’s breakup after nearly three years together and Taylor Swift’s surprise performance at the Toy Story 5 premiere. Madonna is generating buzz with a celebrity-filled short film for her upcoming album, while Rosie O’Donnell says she’s done with cosmetic surgery. Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are making headlines with their high-profile relationship, and Spencer Pratt’s mayoral run comes to an end after finishing third in L.A.’s primary. Plus, a resurfaced controversial photo of actor Hudson Williams, Idris Elba shutting down James Bond rumours, a fake Air Canada pilot exposed after decades, and a look at the biggest baby name trends of 2026.

Hypothetical virus symptoms get weirdly personal, from constant venting and narcolepsy to sweating and uncontrollable white lies, before things shift to debates over lawn obsession and how far you’d go for easy money if it meant gaining weight. There’s also talk of brutally honest Caribbean aunties, childhood stuffed animal attachments that never quite go away, and whether certain fan-favourite segments deserve a comeback, all mixed with hot takes on provinces, Drake albums, maids, AI fears, dream fictional destinations, and the awkward reality of surprise parties

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, the crew dives into those first-paycheck flexes—what big, memorable purchase felt like a total “I made it” moment? Plus, they get into the internet rabbit holes that keep us laughing (and sometimes crying), from chaotic bloopers to emotional reunion videos. The debate heats up over whether you actually need to rinse dishes before loading the dishwasher, and everyone admits to that one random household item they just can’t seem to throw out. And finally, are you a strict grocery-list shopper or a “vibes-only” cart filler? It’s all relatable, hilarious, and very real.

On today’s podcast, Roz calls out his wife for constantly losing her credit card, a superfan gets grilled in an on-air “job interview,” and the guys play an adorable round of Heads Up with a 4-year-old listener—plus Mocha trolls everyone by killing the mics, admits to crushing five slices of ice cream cake, and Maurie hits the CSA carpet chatting with Andrew Phung and Heated Rivalry star Robbie GK

By request, Jason wanted more classic calls to Roz, so we delivered a triple throwback: from 2014 when he phoned Roz just to chat, to another 2014 call trying to get him out for a beer, and finally jumping to 2015 for the unforgettable moment he called Roz to confess he was in love with him.

Feeling overwhelmed takes on a whole new meaning—caring for aging parents while recovering from a car accident and dealing with a sibling who won’t help or contribute. Add to that the chaos of trying to keep six picky kids fed with six different meals, a teen dreading an entire summer stuck at a lake house with a difficult grandparent, and the heartbreak of being suddenly cut off by a best friend in a questionable relationship. Real-life stress, family tension, and tough decisions collide in a series of situations where people are just trying to hold it together and figure out what to do next.

On today’s podcast, Shem’s daily affirmations set the tone, Chloe answers tough questions from Mocha’s 9-year-old nephew about her party, and a rant about the lack of peanuts on Drumsticks spirals into a full snack debate—plus, the crew imagines Roz in a durag, reacts to a clueless Star Wars review, and Maurie chats with Alison Brie about Masters of the Universe

Canada blanks the U.S. 4-0 to advance to the world hockey semifinals, while big sports headlines continue with the Spurs reaching the NBA Finals for the first time since 2014 and the Knicks taking Game 1. In entertainment, HBO confirms Euphoria has officially ended after three seasons, the horror film Backrooms dominates the box office with its 20-year-old director making history, and Taylor Swift is set to release an original song for Toy Story 5. Meanwhile, Toronto police have seized $3.5 million worth of counterfeit soccer merchandise, and in one of the strangest stories of the day, authorities in New York are investigating videos showing men emerging from city sewer manholes.

Debating who would actually survive a prison break, choosing between road-tripping with full control of the aux or enduring a chaotic board game night, and weighing weird everyday annoyances like something stuck in your teeth versus your eye all lead into brutally honest takes on attraction rankings, questionable gadgets, and whether taking life advice from the past still holds up today—all mixed with random hypotheticals, personal confessions, and the kind of arguments that spiral way further than they should

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, things get hilariously real as the crew debates who’s most likely to get divorced—sorry Shem, the verdict may already be in. Listeners also chime in with some truly on-brand ideas, including the perfect final resting spot for Roz (hint: it involves his beloved lawn and a certain street in Acton). Plus, a blast from the past resurfaces with the legendary wrapping paper that only boob tape could tame—does it still make an annual appearance? And to top it all off, the gang imagines their own Iron Man-style suits, revealing just how chaotic (and revealing) their personalities really are.

Mocha tried to sound tough to start the show but got roasted for being completely non-threatening, even when he escalated things, while Maurie hit the streets asking people what petty items they’d fight for in a divorce. Roz became fully obsessed with a ridiculous mayo-on-a-car viral video, which somehow led into a wildly detailed (and very revealing) conversation about people’s bathroom habits that nobody asked for. Plus, payday excitement had everyone planning their splurges, Chloe recapped the Bruno Mars show, and the crew caught up with Tom Green and the team behind Nirvanna the Band as the chaos just kept rolling.

Just in time for Father’s Day, the Roz & Mocha Retro Show dives into the archives for some unforgettable dad-themed moments—from 2013, when Maurie hilariously calls Roz to try and ruin his Father’s Day, to that same year on the MMVA red carpet where Maurie confidently says it’s 2010… despite it clearly being 2013. Plus, a look back at 2014 when the crew chats with the Toronto Blue Jays about celebrating Father’s Day.

Feeling stuck after a life-changing accident and struggling to move forward while managing PTSD at the same job; dealing with the awkwardness of contributing to a wedding gift without ever receiving an invite and not knowing whether to speak up or just show up; trying to figure out if it’s time to start dating again after years of focusing on family, while questioning what readiness even looks like; and navigating frustration at work after taking a financial hit due to policies that don’t seem to apply equally, all while wanting to stay in a job that’s otherwise loved.

From Mocha flexing his surprise Montreal Grand Prix hookup to a heated debate over whether merging at the last second in construction zones should be illegal, the show was all over the place—in the best way. Nicholas melted hearts (and maybe stirred some drama) with a thoughtful package that didn’t include everyone, Roz shared the horrors of standing in the rain watching Roxy row, and things got weird fast when the crew taste-tested a peanut butter, mayo, butter, and onion sandwich—with Maurie somehow loving it. Plus, a Costco sample-line rant, a fake “House Hunters” conspiracy, and a full interview with “Backrooms” director Kane Parsons kept things chaotic right through to the end.

Stephen Colbert wraps up The Late Show after 11 seasons as CBS pauses YouTube enforcement, the Knicks continue a massive playoff run with sky-high ticket prices, and The Mandalorian and Grogu tops $100 million globally  Miley Cyrus earns a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Drake dominates the charts, and Netflix rolls out major cancellations and renewals  Meanwhile, NASA selects Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin for a major moon mission, Ninja Warrior is heading to the Olympics, concerns grow over a possible serial killer in Puerto Vallarta, and Maurie catches up with Kyle Lowry and Drew Scott at the Prime Video upfronts to talk NBA and NHL finals 

From choosing who you’d quarantine with on a virus-stricken cruise to debating cringey old fashion trends and whether $2 million is worth six years in Antarctica, the conversations spiral into hilarious hypotheticals and personal truths. Add in questions about swapping homes with coworkers, finding shirts that actually fit tall bodies, and being called out on “street cred,” plus wild scenarios like shrinking to an ant or growing into a skyscraper, and it’s a mix of random, revealing, and completely unfiltered opinions on how everyone would survive (or not) in some truly bizarre situations

Do you store your cups upright or upside down in the cupboard? That sparks a surprisingly heated debate, along with fantasy casting themselves as the main character in any show, and revealing the most famous person they could call who would actually pick up. They also get into the pettiest, least valuable thing you could steal to completely inconvenience someone for a day, and share their oddly specific niche group memberships — from “Brown Photographers Under 5’6” to “Church-Going Cheesecake Lovers.”

Mocha celebrates getting his bread settlement money while Roz deals with a declined credit card, as Maurie and Chloe head out horseback riding to promote Dutton Ranch.  The crew also talks a wild $200,000 celebrity haircut, vents about shoelaces and people walking on the road, and catches up with the cast of the new Netflix series Mating Season, plus a special conversation with astronaut Jeremy Hansen. 

By request from Flaming Romo ‘C’, we’re diving into a Retro Show all about singing—because let’s be honest, we’ve been doing that since day one! From the archives, relive the unforgettable moments like Roz and Mocha taking on “Faith” back in 2013, Maurie bravely belting out Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” (also in 2013), and in honour of Cher turning 80, we throw it back to 2014 when The Damnits gave their iconic take on a Cher classic. It’s pitchy, it’s passionate, and it’s all part of the Roz & Mocha magic! 

A longtime strained relationship with an absent father leads to a difficult question about whether an apology is even possible after decades of distance, while another situation explores the emotional balance of waiting years to start a relationship without losing independence or becoming overly attached. Add in the weight of a one-sided household where one partner feels overwhelmed doing everything despite working the same long hours, and it becomes a mix of family pain, relationship boundaries, and the challenge of getting people to truly show up when it matters most

Mocha admits he’s been driving around with an expired license, while Maurie also catches up with Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow amid Drake’s massive album takeover of the city.  Chloe shares what it was really like going to a NASCAR event with her boyfriend, plus a wild debate on whether you’d commit a crime if you could freeze time, Kevin O’Leary’s blunt take on divorce, and vented moments from a frustrated pharmacist dealing with impatient customers

Drake made headlines after dropping three albums—Iceman, Habibti, and Maid of Honour—while revealing his father has cancer, as fans gathered at the CN Tower reacting to the news.  Meanwhile, early buzz for the new Star Wars film The Mandalorian and Grogu has been mixed ahead of release, and in health news, B.C. confirmed Canada’s first positive case of the Andes strain of hantavirus amid rising concerns about Ebola.  In entertainment, Aqua announced their split, Shakira won her tax case in Spain, and Ice Cube says a new Friday movie is officially in the works.  Closer to home, Ontario plans to extend last call to 4 a.m. during the World Cup, but the tournament could cost Canadians over $1 billion, while police are reportedly using secret spyware on phones.

Sending an eggplant emoji just to see the reaction, putting the whole crew to the test on who could actually bench press a full human, and revealing the weird things everyone somehow has too much of at home. It goes from chaotic chugging favourites and what everyone would bring to a picnic, to naming a pizzeria, and then into bigger debates—like the one stat you’d want to see above everyone’s head, why certain words hit weird, and whether it’s worse to live slightly too hot or slightly too cold all the time.

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, the gang dives into everything from Maurie’s eating habits (is he finally on real food?!) to brutally honest takes on their least favorite parts of the job. Roz shares thoughtful advice for aspiring children’s authors, while Shem is put on the spot to choose an in-studio intimacy coordinator for a hypothetical love scene. Things get even more chaotic with on-the-fly nicknames for the whole crew, a tough money dilemma ($1 an hour forever or $1M now), and a candid chat about how they’ve all become a little too much like their parents. Plus, they confess the times they faked liking something for friends or partners—and exactly when it went way too far.

Roz goes off on his Samsung washer for blasting a full-on song every time it finishes, then gets nowhere when a listener tries to help him turn it off, plus the crew debates the whole “jinx, buy me a Coke” thing and whether it’s real. There’s also Chloe recapping a chaotic day party, Maurie trying to host with nothing but BBQ cauliflower, and everyone reacting to a viral video of a grandma losing it after finding out she’s becoming one.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, it’s all about SMELLS! We throw it back to 2013 when Roz got up close (maybe too close) during Movember and sniffed Maurie’s moustache, plus a 2015 chat on the scents we absolutely love—and the ones we can’t stand. And of course, we open the phones to hear about the smells you’re obsessed with!

Life with a teenager can feel like emotional whiplash—one minute you’ve “ruined their life” over dinner, the next they need you again 15 minutes later—while other parents are just trying to survive exhausting days juggling everything and feeling like they’ve lost themselves completely. Some are dealing with siblings constantly pushing buttons, others are struggling with friendships that have suddenly gone silent after decades, leaving them stuck wondering what went wrong. Whether it’s chaos at home, loneliness, or trying to hold everything together, it’s all a reminder that everyone’s just doing their best to get through it without losing their patience—or their sense of humor.

Roz celebrates Roxy getting her driver’s license before she destroys the whole team in a driver’s handbook challenge, plus Maurie hits the red carpet with Jacob Tierney and Maggie Kang and gets some scoop on season 2 of Heated Rivalry and K-Pop Demon Hunters. There’s also a wild HELLUVA STORY about a teenage lake house break-in that turns into a horror movie, Mocha getting way too excited about filling out the census, and the crew losing it over a viral horse fart.