Ruff Cuts

200% wolf, 1% entertainment

Rest in Peace Mr. Curry - This week we watch Jon Lovitz crawl on all fours with a collar for his handler and interpreter Dean Cain. Also, we watched Bailey's Billion$

Do fish go peopling? Do dogs live in the sea? Does Tarantino like Foot Wugs? Who IS Neil Peart? We ask all the important questions this week.

*thumping table* Man. Wolf. Man Wolf. ManWolf!

Janeane Garfa-go to the movies with us and enjoy some 90s rom-com action.

Bruce McCullough (Kids in the Hall) writes, directs, and stars next to Luke Wilson and Janeane Garofalo in this raunchy 90s comedy - now with 90% less raunch and 50% more... indie romance and self-discovery?

Y'all like cake? How about maple syrup? This Canadian made for TV movie has it all, cure border collies included.

Peter Stormare flexes his therapy muscles in exercising this stress dog from a man's butt. Now that's podracing

It's a classic boy meets girl, dog meets dolphin, scientist meets evil Freddie Mercury love story 

They made HOW MANY sequels to Alpha and Omega?

Spanish B-movie legend Paul Naschy is back as Waldamar, our resident werewolf turned man turned werewolf turned man turned werewolf turned...

Time to Binky your Boom-Boom to Fitz your Fair or else there's a special guest Jewker and Loafie

slaps boombox this baby could defenestrate so many dogs.

Art, life, and 5 minute diarrhea dolly shots. At least we've got a schtick.

Time to go get a casserole ready for the potluck and then grab a cup o' joe down at the Kroll's.

Special guest geoff_a_ghost stops by to introduce us to documentary biopic Dog or No Dog: The Howie Mandel story

It sure is, Disney's Corey from Corey in the House. It sure is.

It's time to return to tradition with a thrift store find that says "kids+dog= Big adventure". Filmmakers don't math well.

Time to suck off a camera and make a murder bot it's 1980s Belgian comic Japanese-animated Israeli-American dubbed Wowser! An international delight!

Finally a movie that can practice some restraint.

They're good dogs shrews, people.

Cops! Dogs! Cop dogs! Dog cops! Jazz music! Dog poop! Law and Order! Shower scenes! How did this only get a single season?

A true symphony of delights, for dog lovers everywhere. No notes.

Fetch is the pig. There is no joke. Life is pain. Oh! There is a cool white rat!

This week we learn about soccer, sperm-jacking, clones, and baseball. Thanks Air Bud!

We learn all about how rude is good with Rude Dog! What's some good rude things you can do to make the world better? Value your friends! Treat pets with respect! Murder a cat?! And never say "no"

ZOLTAN!

It's Gooselumps* time, our legally distinct brand of horror movies for kids! Let's talk 80s horror figurines, Pinhead**, Blade***, Phantom Town, b-movie knock-offs and a cool Romanian dog. *Filmonsters is legally separate from Goosebumps **Not that Pinhead ***Definitely Not that Blade

Puppets, public access, edutainment, creeps, dogs, and a g-g-g-g-ghost?! Wait, that's just our special guest and Malort aficionado; geoff_a_ghost

It's the 250 special - time to get Freako.

You know what they say about dogs with big paws... They make terrible movies.

This is not a joke. We finally did it.

Watch out! It's contagious!

Get ready to shred with Bodie, the skateboarding powder pup blowing up on the weird aunt side of Facebook! 

Regoth the girlfriend, decontaminate the billionaire, wiccan the mom... We've got a sequel to squeeze some money out of!

When a terrible movie demands a premium choice, the good hosts of Ruff Cuts get a treat with lauded horror movie Good Boy

Welcome to the magical town of Wickensburg! Full of political corruption, toxic waste, and whimsy!

It's Conrad Brooks from the top rope with an oozy gun! He's giving him that back and forth action! He's doing it for the marines! He's doing it for Bela Lugosi! He's doing it for his ex-wife!

Special guest, streamer and Scoob expert Jewker joins us to talk about special guest, cooking expert, and ghost hunter Bobby Flay!

Boyks and Ilyon delve into some nostalgia with teen horror franchises Are You Afraid Of The Dark? and Goosebumps specials - come, look into the Torment Nexus and meet Digger

Comic colorist and b-movie expert Nick Filardi rejoins the podcast after meditating under a waterfall with a non-stop loop of bad werewolf movies for the last six months to help us with The Yorkie Werewolf. Does this parody live up to the hype or should it stay in the pound?

I like to make people sad - that makes me happy!

They removed the canine part of his brain, but left the rest - and we love him for it.

Happy Thanksgiving. Grandma's a Werewoof.   She needs some eggs, please.

Some min-maxed little gremlin shithead destroys a well-crafted tabletop adventure while his friend goes dealing drugs at the table. Another Wednesday... Cover art featuring Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Film

Trans ally Fred Durst gets a force ghost, the Izusu truck sale is on, and Ewok "Widdle Willy Warrick" is guiding children to commit a murder.

Superstar Susan Sarandon enters RuffCuts for the first time with a gripping organized crime drama from Kevin Kaufman (Real Housewives of Orange County) filled with murder, kidnapping, and extortion. Rated G for the whole family.

Sometimes you need a little treat. A baby treat.   ***WARNING*** This movie is for extreme sickos only

CW: Animal abuse; because what the hell 1993

Eat your breakfast, it's hearty and delicious and nobody on god's earth wants to hear if you skipped it.