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Rugby Ranter Banter
by Eddie Stephens
From his secret shed, hidden deep within the meth labs of Albuquerque New Mexico, Eddie Stephens rants and bants about English rugby and stuff. buymeacoffee.com/Eddiestephens
Episodes
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Episode 313: The Fall of English Rugby?
It's plaid season! Dwarves are running in the forest, people are drinking eggnog, and the English clubs ain't looking too hot. It's fine. SHED! https://buymeacoffee.com/Eddiestephens
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Episode 312: What Happens in the Shed Stays in the Shed (A Gallagher Premonition)
This week, Eddie is back from losing ALL his money in Vegas (without even gambling) and defends the Gallagher Prem. SHED!
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Episode 311: Come Original!
This week, Eddie is Vegas bound and viewing Hell Hounds...Ghostbusters, video games, Pollocks bollocks, AND MORE... SHED! (Also check out Eddie's newest scheme to definitely save English rugby)
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Episode 310: Return of the Prem
This week, Eddie couldn't think of a clever title... but THE PREM IS BACK!!! SHED!
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Episode 309: Lock, Prop, and No Smoking Farrells
Jesus...bloody....Christ... This week, Eddie recorded video of his (possibly very boring) Draft XV rugby draft with the Brethren. Whether or not that video will ever make it to YouTube is up to the evil Gods of technology... SHED!
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Episode 308: Nerdfest
This week, Eddie has been alpha-maling it in at the "Renaissance Fair," and he has slightly more to say than last week... SHED!
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Episode 307: I Don't Care
This week, Eddie doesn't care... SHED!
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Episode 306: A Pain in The Arch
Kiss my arch! This week Eddie faces his nemesis and talks about rugby. No biggy. SHED!
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Episode 305: Bloody Romans
New Zealand beat the Boks, and Eddie has come up with his England front row rankings, but I myself just can't get over the Roman invasion of Britain in AD 43. Bloody Romans!
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Episode 304: We're All Grownups Here - Check My Prostate!
This week, Eddie is talking about his arsehole again...yeah, I dunno. He also shares his famous "players to watch" segment, focusing, this week, on Prem rugby teams, Bath and Saracens. SHED!
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Episode 303: Reaching New Heights
Eddie is reaching new heights, this week, Sheddies!!! ... Physically. In terms of this podcast, it may be an all-time low: streams of barely coherent consciousness followed by failed attempts to remember what or who he's talking about absolutely litter this episode. It's, frankly, bloody…
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Episode 302: The Nothing Pod
This week, Eddie really phones it in. No great insights, no effort, no real attempt to elicit any kind of excitement from the audience. It truly is a NOTHING podcast. But he does trash South Africans again. So...there's that. SHED!
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Episode 301: The Edyssey
This week, Eddie is excited about a movie and challenging the views shared on his last episode, like some kind of weak bitch with no guts or conviction. Nevertheless, do not forget that Rugby Ranter Banter is the Homer's Odyssey of our times... SHED! 86 Up by tubebackr & HiLau Royalty Free Music…
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Episode 300: The Hardest One Yet
Holy technology, Sheddies! This was probably the most Rugby Ranter Banter episode ever! Tech issues, an ai JB, moaning galore, plus absolute disrespect for Eddie's plan to save English rugby... Definitely one for the hardcore Sheddy! SHED!
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Episode 299: Edgy Stephens
England won, but why aren't we as cohesive as some other teams? Why is it never good enough? CAN it ever be good enough? And will there be a 300th episode? SHED!
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Episode 298: If You Can't Beat Them, Steal From Them
This week, Eddie is in Oregon and podding in all sorts of pain... What went wrong in SA? What do we do about it? Who should play against Fiji? WELL?!!! So you have no idea? 🫤 Alright, I'll do all the talking. SHED! (No children were harmed in the making of this podcast)
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Episode 297: Where's Your Motivation Now?
This week, Eddie is planning a psychologically dominant England squad to take on the self-righteous South African bastards, this weekend. SHED!
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Episode 296: Saint Whatshisname
Saints win the Prem!!!! Eddie has a hard time remembering names and whatnot. SHED!
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Episode 295: No Scripts
This week, Eddie is dissatisfied with modern cinema, and VERY satisfied with modern Prem rugby. SHED!
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Episode 294: Playoff Preview Pod
This week, Eddie has had tummy trouble. Playoffs! England squad! Shed!
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Episode 293: Wake up, Maggie, I Think He's Got Something to Say!"
A woman?! On Television?! Haruuuuumph!!! This week, Eddie weighs in on the latest gender war and casts the laziest of eyes over the upcoming final round of Gallagher Prem fixtures before the playoffs. SHED?
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Episode 292: Organic Pod
Eddie's so busy today! He doesn't even have time to finish thi
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Episode 291: Bear Baiting in Northampton
Saints thrashed Bristol. Other matches happened. A new England squad is out. And Eddie is sorry... SHED!
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Episode 290: Kill The Director
This week, Eddie is on a strict diet after being fat shamed by "fat"gpt, and he gets very upset with the shenanigans during the Bordeaux vs Bath match. SHED!
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Episode 289: Sheepless in Seattle
This week, Eddie is sick again...but he went to Seattle and had fun with acrophobia and hallucinations. Also lots of seafood and hotel sex. And a hot tub boat. And a dome... All this weekend's Gallagher Prem action is discussed, and it's just a lot of fun. SHED!
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Episode 288: Car Radio GaGa
This week, there's an episode!! HUZAAH! However, don't you dare be happy about it. Eddie is PISSED off! It's all to do with time constraints and a God damn pain in the arse car stereo! SHED!
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Episode 287: Sink Your Teeth Into Rugby
This week, Eddie has his usual technical issues, gives up on YouTube, and takes a bite out of the weekend's Champions Cup action. SHED!
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Episode 286: Eddie Couldn't Get It Up
This week, Eddie may or may not "get it up," and he discusses all the latest rugby Prem matches. Also, there are two Messy intros at the start of this week's pod for reasons no one will ever understand. SHED!
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Episode 285: I Don't Know How, But It's Rugby
This week, Eddie dealt with a gyrating f@*got in Denver, and tries, but ultimately fails, to make some rugby analogies. Has King Shidas turned his pod into a festering pile of shite this week, OR could those nuggets be gold?! I think that's pretty obvious... SHED!
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Episode 284: Henry's Bollox
This week, Eddie is having car trouble and stressing out English rugby. Isn't that fun? SHED!
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Episode 283: Pardon My French Performance
This week, Eddie is ill AGAIN. Probably due to the stress of Borthwick's embarrassing England displays over the 6 Nations... But Eddie will figure it all out. Don't worry. Just shut up and listen to this wonderful new episode. SHED!
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Episode 282: The Italian Squad
This week, Eddie is tired again, but you'll be happy to know that he hasn't been having sex. Just stress and anxiety keeping him up at night, this time. SHED!
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Episode 281: Sugar Mama
This week, Eddie finally has the technology to release a quality pod, and he fails miserably. Audio is great, though...thanks to his "Sugar Mama." Also England are shit at rugby again. SHED!!!
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Episode 280: Lunar Eclipse
It's a nightmare!!! This week, Eddie recorded a fantastic podcast with Tribe Talking's Moonie. Little did they know, the audio was turned off the entire time... SHED! #rugby #rugbypod #shed #podcast #england #6nations #scovseng #scotland #englandrugby #fyp
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Episode 279: No Saving The Wales
This week, Eddie struggles with estimating numbers, shits all over a certain Irish player, wipes his arse with Welsh rugby, and thoroughly breaks down England's first 6 Nations performance of their 2026 campaign. SHED!
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Episode 278: Sex Nations
This week, Eddie talks 6 Nations and England A. Sex isn't really discussed at all. Sorry. SHED!
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Episode 277: Sleep Depraved
Eddie is bloody knackered in this one, bro! SHED! #rugby #6nations #win #sleep
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Episode 275: Goode Luck, Eddie
This week, Eddie is being gaslighted/lit, and he talks Champions Cup and 6 Nations rugby. SHED!
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Episode 274: Moony's Minions & We've All Got Opinions
This week, Eddie gets extremely upset about something that was dealt with years ago and no one remotely cares about anymore. Also he gives a very thorough breakdown of the weekend's Prem action. SHED!
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Episode 273: Overtraining
This week, Eddie has been really working on accumulating misery in the quest for comedic greatness, but he may have gone too far. Also Quins are terrible, Saints are great, and Chiefs are good... SHED!
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Episode 272: Sick Wid It!
This week Eddie is sick as a dog, but still puts in a shift for his adoring listeners. SHED!
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Episode 271: NOW, I'll See YouTube in Hell!
This time, it's happening! Eddie has managed to succesfully upload a full vodcast to YouTube, and there are already a dozen views and ONE like! Eddie promises fame will NOT change him as he's always felt superior to everyone else. SHED!
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Episode 270: I'll See YouTube in Hell!
This week, Eddie embraces technology and wastes a lot of time. The Champions Cup is back, and it's hard to watch! Especially if you're using Flosports (spit!)! SHED!
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Episode 269: I Like Will Butt, & I Cannot Lie
This week, Eddie is tired (again), and he talks about rugby (again). SHED!
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Episode 268: What a C*NT...epomi!
This week, Eddie delivers an extra early, extra crap episode after England finish their victorious Autumn internationals with a 3 point THRASHING of Argentina! SHED!
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Episode 267: Older Man
This week, Eddie receives a back-handed compliment, talks about England vs New Zealand, previews the Argentina game, and has his Podcast interrupted... SHED!
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Episode 266: Not a Midlife Crisis
This week, Eddie is too young amd cool to be having a midlife crisis. And if you don't believe that, he'll go out and get a motorcylce and a piercing to prove it! SHED!
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Episode 265: Not a Bender
This week, Eddie is ill and sounds like he's been up to no good, but he's really just a poor little sick boy with a very sore throat. Will that shut him up? HAHAHAHHAAAAAA! He talks (roughly) about England's win over Australia and then vaguely touches on the upcoming test match against Fiji. SHED!
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Episode 264: Odd Squad Pod
This week, Eddie is sleep-deprived and sloppily discusses last weekend's Prem rugby before going over the England squad set to take on the whinging Australians on Saturday. SHED!
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Episode 263: VVich England Players VVould You Pick?
This vveek, Eddie is frankly too tired to be doing a pod, and you can bloody well tell! SHED!
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From his secret shed, hidden deep within the meth labs of Albuquerque New Mexico, Eddie Stephens rants and bants about English rugby and stuff. buymeacoffee.com/Eddiestephens
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From his secret shed, hidden deep within the meth labs of Albuquerque New Mexico, Eddie Stephens rants and bants about English rugby and stuff. buymeacoffee.com/Eddiestephens
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