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Ruining Seinfeld
by Ruining Seinfeld
Hop aboard the surreality bus tour with John (@surrealfeld) and Adam (@seinfeldepisodes) as they ruin their favorite thing on earth!Join them as they Pore over the excruciating minutiae and Ruin Seinfeld episode by episode. Obsessing over everything from wardrobe choices to personality quirks and ESPECIALLY the mistakes, they leave no stone unturned. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6Be sure to follow @ruiningseinfeld on instagram and Spotify and please leave a five star review anywhere you can!
Episodes
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Swings and Misses: Season 6 Rankings
Join us as we discuss the best parts of the sixth season of the greatest show of all time! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All...
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6-24 The Understudy
You are the wind beneath our wiiiiiiiings! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon...
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6-23 The Face Painter
You gotta support the POD! Well you don’t GOTTA….. But it sure would help! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a...
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6-22 The Diplomat’s Club
Come on Mexico City!!!!!!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund”...
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6-21 The Fusilli Jerry
Million to one shot doc, million to one! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon…
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6-20 The Doodle
Be careful….theres a LOT of nuts out there! Two of them are right here giving you the straight dope. Well more like 2 dopes…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and...
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6-19 The Jimmy
Jimmy loves Ruining Seinfeld! Jimmy thinks you should listen to his episode!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is…
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6-18 The Doorman
Whoa whoa whoa…. Don’t just stop in for a quickie!!! Oh, I get it….you really think you’re better than us? Don’t you???? Well maybe you’re right, but this is a great episode! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review...
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6–17 The Kiss Hello
“I hear EVERYTHING!” Join us as we discuss hair styles, Adam swelling and the act of smooching a person every time you see em. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and...
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6-16 The Beard
Where did the Chinese learn to cook like that???? Join us this week as we discuss Bald brothers, bald sisters and bald agains…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord…
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6-15 The Highlights of 100 Part 2
It’s a clip show about nothing, again! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The...
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6-14 The Highlights of 100 Part 1
It’s clip show about nothing!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human...
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6-13 The Scofflaw
Don’t worry your honor….hes in my custody. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon...
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6-12 The Label Maker
He’s a RE GIFTER!!!!!! Join us this week as we discuss Super Bowl fever , The ménage and Freebies !!!!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your...
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6-11 “The Race”
Santa is not a commie!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly donation to our Patreon “The Human Fund”…
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6-10 The Switch
In the Middle Ages you could locked up for even suggesting our podcast! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a...
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6-9 The Secretary
Sure, we could go the tomato route, But we thought we’d bring you this episode. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes…
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6-8 The Soup
It’s the best, Jerry! The Best! This week we discussed whether or not soup is a meal, What exactly $20 can get you in New York City, And if Surp Surpish is olde English….. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review…
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6-7 The Mom and Pop Store
Jon Voight bit you???? It’s justifiable, he needs to stay relevant! This week we Pop woody, dissect Pitt, and instigate AND troublemake! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our...
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6-6 The Gymnast
You want DEEP FOCUS!!!! this week we delve into the trash, pass a stone and maybe prove some theories about Jerome… If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada...
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6-5 The Couch
Cmon! I had the arm, I’ve got my nuts here! JOE!!! This week we go all in on this Costanza guy. Get ready. Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it takes is a monthly…
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6-4 The Chinese Woman
It’s a Festivus Miracle !!! Oh glorious day! Is the episode really releasing a day early? Darn tootin’. Happy Festivus and other holidays to those Who celebrate! This really is getting Ridicuruss…. Sorry… but it’s true! This week we discuss divorce, capes and late periods. If you think you can...
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6-3 The Pledge Drive
Middle finger straight up. At me…. At US! Join us as We discuss the phallic gesture, fixed incomes and high talking men. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada...
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6-2 The Big Salad
You Guggenheim…. I’m not much of a Guggenheimah…. This week we wax poetic about Safire, one color outfits and Tony Romas… a place for ribs! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join…
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6-1 The Chaperone
Here she is Miss Ameri- - Oh! This week you’ve caught us discussing Pigeon-cide, what color dress goes with green eyes And whether or not poise counts !!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You…
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“Swings and Misses 5”
It’s time discuss the best and worst of season 5! Join us and reminisce about the past 22 episodes, hear some listener thoughts and yell at us as we rank our favorites ! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere...
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5-22 The Opposite
Shut your traps and quit kicking the seats!!!! We’re trying to do a podcast!!! This week we take you outside and show you what it’s like!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join…
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5-21 The Hamptons
Isn’t he GORGEOUS?????? We chat about shrinkage, snuggly babies and tomato platters If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains out. All it…
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5-20 The Raincoats Part 2
GET THE SEINFELDS SOME WATER!!!!!! This week we ponder pairs of bear claws, pent up energy and the speed of a scared postal employee! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our...
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5-19 The Raincoats Part 1
This week we get close!!! We chat about Morty and Jack’s relationship, The Costanza paella predicament and whether or not being too nice is a bad thing. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can...
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5-18 The Fire
This week it’s Clown-dimonium!!! George is in peak form As Kramer dates a toeless woman! Is it all a dream? Join us for the latest episode! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join…
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5-17 The Wife
You’ve got a lot to learn about pancakes. This week we wonder if men wear lockets, question kramers life choices and discuss pee pipes. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our...
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5-16 The Stand In
I don’t know what he’s gonna do with all that potato salad!!!! This week we discuss cobblers vs Shoemakers, Outdated discriminatory terminology and whether or not giving cigarettes to an 8 year old, is a terminable offense… If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on…
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“SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT”
Sorry about there being no episode this week, it’s Too much to write about in this description, so just give a quick listen as John explains everything! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can...
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5-15 The Pie
If you’re one of us, you’ll take a bite…. This week we discuss , poopy pie, Poppie’s paws And plausible deniability If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada...
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5-14 The Dinner Party
LOOK TO THE COOKIE!!! This week we discuss hairy cakes, pee wee’s arch nemesis and big coats, big coats!!!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada…
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5-13 The Marine Biologist
THAR SHE BLOWWWWWWS!!!!!! This week we come face to face with the blowhole, Almost finish Rimsky and get clonked in the head!!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord…
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5-12 The Stall
This week, we wonder if having a cool friend is a bad thing, should you store salmon salad sandwiches in your pocket for extended amount of time, and whether or not Kramer has any idea what he’s doing on the side of a mountain…. All of this and more, on this weeks Ruining Seinfeld! If you think…
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5-11 The Conversion
This week we wax philosophical about pious count dooku, lobster swans and novice toy collectors…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your brains...
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5-10 The Cigar Store Indian
This week we ponder prophylactic wrappers and their significance in the Costanza’s home, amongst other things….. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada…
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5-9 The Masseuse
This week we discuss serial killers, Dionnes and if that kid at the ticket counter is king Buzzo of Melvins. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada…
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5-8 The Barber
This week we discuss shoehorn hand having hipster doofuses, seconding scissor hand sentiments and a certain bald mailman…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and…
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5-7 The Non-Fat Yogurt
This week we ponder toppin’s, Bunsen burners and whether or not F@#K is an acceptable word in scrabble. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! You can also Join our discord and yada yada yada your...
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5-6 The Lip Reader
This week we wonder about slippery Pete, petty (or not so petty) breakups and how have you not heard of Metallica after enter sandman dropped? I mean seriously? Autocorrect even capitalized it. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a...
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5-5 The Bris
This week we discuss sausage slicing, finger dicing and pig men Jerry, pig men!!!! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would really be...
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5-4 The Sniffing Accountant
I suck em down like Coca Cola…. This week we discuss Barry Prophet, a false prophet who buries profits! And lots of other stuff! If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your...
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5-3 The Puffy Shirt
Aye captain!!! This week we be spinnin a yarn about shirts -a- puffin, low talkin maidens and tassel wearing news anchors…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court.…
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5-2 The Glasses
I don’t know what to tell ya Elton! This week we ponder who would steal prescription glasses, puffy popples and bad foam jobs. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your…
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5-1 The Mango
This week we discuss baloney and whether or not it’s phony… also George has bedroom issues…. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6 Be sure to follow us on social media and please, leave a five star review anywhere you can! Or not… the ball is in your court. But seriously, 5 stars would...
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Unseen Characters
Adam is taking a much needed vacation before we get going on Season 5, so let’s follow John as he travels back through the space time continuum and revisits his First ever podacasting experience! John sits in with Adam and Eric on a very special episode of their show; The place to be: a Seinfeld...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Hop aboard the surreality bus tour with John (@surrealfeld) and Adam (@seinfeldepisodes) as they ruin their favorite thing on earth!Join them as they Pore over the excruciating minutiae and Ruin Seinfeld episode by episode. Obsessing over everything from wardrobe choices to personality quirks and ESPECIALLY the mistakes, they leave no stone unturned. If you think you can help, call 5-SEINFELD-6Be sure to follow @ruiningseinfeld on instagram and Spotify and please leave a five star review anywhere you can!
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