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Rukus Juice
by Proper Rumpus Media
Welcome to Ruckus Juice with Philbilly and Brocephus!
Episodes
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Mustard Couches, Baloo, and Sr. "Assfuck"
Whoa boy, welcome to our crazy ass podcast, Rukus Juice! It's been long enough that we prolly should introduce ourselves all over again. I can't say if life has slowed down enough to declare a "we're back", but hey, we have a new episode! As always, we are playing catch up, and settling into…
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Something, Something, Klanasauras....Philbilly San Diego Ain't Here
Welcome to another long overdue episode of the show you love to try and find, Rukus Juice. Lol Welcome back tall! Hard R Cafe is serving up a few and it's been quite awhile. Ol Philbilly and I are back at it, filling in the gaps like an extra at an orgy. This one is solid as always, explaining…
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Spung-Broke '26
Oh boy... Welcome to a much needed and delayed edition of Rukus Juice. Tjis was supposed to go up quite awhile ago, but the ability to be able to record is still in the difficult range right now with dear ol Philbilly and I being all over the place. No, this isn;t the end, we are just grinding…
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You Know What Ol Jack Burton Says At A Time Like This
Yep, this is the episode where you find out...not really, but it's another episode of Rukus Juice, that's for damn sure. Hard R Cafe has been a bit dusty, but the doors are open, and the filthy sweet Rukus Juice is flowing! Welcome back, do something with that shitty coat of yours, sit down, and...
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Emma and The Jizzy Footed Drug Addicts
Hola bar patrons, the Hard R Cafe is definitely open for business! Rukus Juice is on tap and we gonna let this one burn in your chest. Lol. As old Philbilly would put it, the Ice-pocalypse is over and it's business as usual, kinda. We discuss the trials and tribulations of keeping the show weekly...
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I Know You've Got More Than One Asshole
Hello all and welcome to the Hsrd R Cafe. Doors are a bit dusty and oit smells a little funny, but it's never a better time for a bit of Rukus Juice! After taking another week off, the snow and shit came...for some of us. Catching up is so hard to do when life gets crazy, so this bad boy of an...
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Clickety Click-Click
Hello all and welcome back to the Hard R Cafe for your favorite podcast, Rukus Juice! We're back! I don't know if I can say better than ever, but we kick ass all the same. This is the long awaited return of the show after all the holiday stuff and whatnot, so we figured a real ass catch up…
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Grab A Fistful Of Coke And Bring It!
Hello all and welcome to another RANDOM episode of Rukus Juice. The Hard R Cafe was open and you're favorite barkeeps are tired. Christmas is in the air and that ALWAYS makes shit more chaotic, so this isn't the wrestling episode. We need to give that one better respect and let it cook. Also…
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Public Didd-emy Number One
Hello all and welcome to yet another pulse pounding episode of Rukus Juice! If there is ONE thing other than high school stoner Jesus that we talk about ALOT, it's this whole mess with Sean Combs aka Diddy. Ever since the raids and allegations and the such, we've been some chatty bitches about it...
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Time To Build The Locker Room
The Hard R Cafe is open for business and oddly enough, that business is wrasslin! Welcome to another extra special episode of Rukus Juice babay! We had an idea and we ran with it. Sticking to the script as we are so known for doing, we started building our wresling locker room for our promotion.…
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Gobble It Up For Daddy
It's that special time of year where you open your mouth and take it all in...Turkey Day dinner, that is. Sick sons of...anyways, welcome to another bang up episode of Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open for business, with the smells of what WE deem as the perfect Thanksgiving dinner spread. No...
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I'm Getting An Arm Thingy And Cornrows
Hello all...drunkards and the such. Time to get your fix of Rukus Juice! Welcome to The Hard R Cafe! Ol Philbilly and I take it nice and chill on this one, with one of the most nostalgic, NON wrestling convos ever. I always show up late as shit to the party, so guess who JUST watched The Last...
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Darth Vader and His 6AM Mistakes
It's Wednesday and you always seem to show up for our special ass brand 'o bullshit, but we love making this Rukus Juice for, so the Hard R Cafe is OPEN! We always aim to do new things with the show and have fun in different ways other than insult one another. So we brought back a guest to do it...
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Finishing First In Our Threeway
Welcome to the craziness that is Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open and biy do we have a surprise for you, we have a whole guest! Ol Philbilly LOVES his wrasslin so much, that we bring in outside talent, with a twist. Meet Kaya, a first time...well, never listened kinda guy, that Igo flexes his...
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Hush, Cause I Never Said Poltergeist
It's Wednesday, so you know what that means....day drinking, ENGAGE! Welcome to another crazy good episode of Rukus Juice! The world's greatest host duo is back...we don't know which show they are on, but it ain't this one. This is THE Hard R Cafe. This is Rukus Juice! Drunken Spartan kick and…
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Ol' Joystick Mick
Welcome one and all to yet another episode of Rukus Juice, where we pride ourselves on licking the tastiest windows on the bus. The Hard R Cafe has given you some pretty interesting episodes with old Philbilly and I at the helm, so why should we change that up? Random is as random does, so since...
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Spread That Opening, You Bad Boy
Hello ya drunkards and welcome back to the infamous Hard R Cafe, cause it's time to get rowdy with some Rukus Juice! How do ya like that title? YEah, so my main man Philbilly has this crazy ass list of show topics that we NEVER use. lol, I know, I know...well we don't use it this time either. The...
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Swayze, Hospital Murder, And Shish Kabitches
Hey yall, this is Jabbo. Welcome to the show, again. Ya know, this is TECHICALLY our 100th episode on Rukus Juice, so thanks for putting up with Philbilly. I know he can be a handful. Anyways..thanks for hanging in there with us, and we will continue to say all the horrible things that you can...
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Welcome to White-kanda
YOh boy, it's late but it's great...time to open the doors to the Hard R Cafe for some Rukus Juice! Oh boy is this one fresh squeezed. It's a good morning chat about the wonderful world of Peacemaker and Gen V. Oh don't worry, there are way more interesting things to talk about on this wonderful...
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We Want Our MTV
You know, here at Rukus Juice. we pride ourselves on being masters of conversation and great manipulators of words....NAW! Welcome To The Cafe with Hard R in it's name where we slang the Rukus Juice. We took our time crafting a really good episode that's fil;led with the love that only old school...
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Fans From The Winds Of Hell
Welcome to what may actually be our shortest episode of Rukus Juice ever! It's pretty racy, still full of the craziness you love, but not as long. It's kinda like a mini candy bar. Anyways, when ol Philbilly says "give em a sip", we give them a damned sip! We cram in everything we can before the...
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Watching Charlie Sheen Bang Randos In The House Of Rump
Well, you know what day it is. You musta walked through the doors of the Hard R Cafe this morning to make yourself feel a bit better, huh? Yeah...you picked the wrong place for that. Lol. If you'd like to hear our take on Bambi's mom getting iced? Right place. Hear about Charlie Sheen banging...
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Raw Dogged Day Afternoon
Ok, blah blah blah RUKUS JUICE! YAAY! This episode wasn't supposed to happen, but ol Philbilly wanted to get one high and fast across the plate, so gametime it is. The Cafe is open, Hard R that is, so you know what's up. Here ya go....
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Bo-Berry Biscuit Beatdown
Rukus Juice is back being served up at the place with the name you love to say, The Hard R Cafe! Oh this one is a semi guided missile aimed at we don't know what, but be prepared. For what you ask? A SEMI Superman review, a wonderful convo about this CRAZY Raj Jackson situation, and Brocephus'...
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Veeted Up My Prison Wallet
HUMP DAY HAS NEVER TASTED SO GOOD! That's prolly a complete lie, but..ya know. Have to "big up" the show. Lol Ahem...Welcome to the Hard R Cafe, the only place that serves up Rukus Juice! Ah, the refreshing smell of another random episode! Prison wallet is in the title, so you KNOW it's gonna be...
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Uurup Uurup or The Sounding Jamboree
Oh boy is the Hard R Cafe popping right now....WITH RUKUS JUICE! Its another thrilling, funny, nasty, and informative episode, where we just let it all hang out...and then let someone jam a swizzlestick in it! Ever been sounded? You better. You're gonna! Its another wonderful ass wild episode…
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Dust Off Your Hat, Short Brown
Whew...almost didn't make it. HA! Time to get some JUICE! The Hard R Cafe is open and it's fuckin GAMETIME! Phone have been replaced, vacays are over, and we are back. We show our age a little with this one, reminiscing over the glory that was MTV News. Seriously. No...for real. If not gushing…
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Red River Reception
Oh boy...you're gonna need a drink for this one. Thank the toaster that the Hard R Cafe is open and Rukus Juice is on tap. Oh boy, do we have an episode for you. This is mainly an hour long Jabbo rant about a crazy ass day in his crazy ass life. Cool thing is, what could make talking about a…
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We Left The Recordy Thingy On
The summer hiatus is done and over with and it's time to get back to slanging juice... Welcome Back folks to The Hard R Cafe, home of the one and only Rukus Juice! It's been a long ass, hot, sticky, summer, but we've gotten the proper counseling and we're prepared to show you where it touched us....
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Black Dylan Never Had The Makings Of A Varsity Athlete
Welcome back folks to the Hard R Cafe! IT feels like the break took a toll on us both a bit, so it's time to play catch up. This is almost as "behind the scenes" as you'll get with us. It's not like we don't have these convos any other time, it's just that our catch ups don't always make the…
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Welcome To Smutty Wetumpka Professional Wrestling
Welcome Back! Even the best have to take a break, so we figured we were ok to do it too, but the bar is fuckin open, the Hard R Cafe sign is blazing, and it's time to serve up some Rukus Juice! The break is ocver. but we are back in our groove. Oh, you want another wresting episode you say? We…
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Drop The Shrimp And Run Enrique or It's Equate Brand
Dear Rukus Juice Fans, boy are you in for a treat. It's an exclusive behind the scenes episode of your favorite podcast. We made the switch and are still feeling finicky about it. What do we do, we talk about it. All the failures and shortcomings and what we plan to do about them...or not. It...
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Havin Rukus Juice, Down By The Riverside
Better late than never, but the Hard R Cafe has opened it's doors, and it's time for a little Rukus Juice! We miss Skype, kinda. So much in fact that we dedicated a whole ass episode to being freaked out over the move, but we pull off some pretty basic shit. What else do you do when you finally…
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The Righteous Cobra Style And The Coked Up Wrestlemania
Hello all and welcome back to Rukus Juice! Ya know, we named it th Hard R Cafe cause it gets a lil special in here from time to time...like alot, and this week is no different. Rememeber that one time you didn't care about Kanye's rants and still don't, but myself and West Virginia's Pride of…
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Cheque Fraud And Prison Weddings
Dear Sweet Teenjus, the Hard R Cafe is open and you know what THAT means...thay it's time to serve up some Rukus Juice. Random. As. All. Fuck. You know you love the random episodes we make with all abandon tossed out the shitter window, and this is prolly our most grown up and responsible episode...
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Class Of '97, Hip Hop Edition
Welcome to The Hard R Cafe, where you can order up the best podcast ever, Rukus Juice! The dynamic duo fires this shit across homepage with no time to spare, cause the one they call Brocephus has finger issues. No matter, cause they boys are built for shit like this. A slight shift and…
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Everything AND The Kitchen Sink
Welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice...and oh boy. Well, when your show is named after alcohol, you're bound to endulge every once and again, so why not THIS episode, huh? HUH? Brocephus tips the jug a tad too much and we're off to the races. Philbilly and the drunkard leap from subject to...
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Uh, What's On Linda's Face?
Welcome back to the Bar With The Hard R for another episode of Rukus Juice! Oh, you wanna raw dog a rando...episode you say? We got ya covered. Come and catch up with us in our oh so important pop culture covering back and forth, and be either disgusted, or entertained. That's right, we're...
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I C What Cena Did There
The Hard R Cafe is open and abuzz with some wrasslin...so let's get the "Welcome To Rukus Juice" out the way. So, the John Cena heel turn has become a thing of unbelievable legend, with storylines looming, and endless possibilities. What the fuck does THAT mean? You're in luck, cause Philbilly…
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The Rukus Juicer or The Frozen Mona Lisa
THIS EPISODE IS GROSS. There. Warned ya! Bar's open at the ol Hard R Cafe, so it's time to serve up some JUICE. Well, there is no other way to say it, this episode is about gross ass sex stuff. Actually, heard of the Angry Dragon? Or do you know what a "blumkin" is? What about the good old Dirty...
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We Be About She R&B
It's Wednesday, you should be at the Hard R Cafe, cause its time for a new Rukus Juice! We pride ourselves on bringing you some of the most enjoyable talk entertainment on the planet. No, really. As many issues as we have, we still have SOME pride left. Moving on... ...we normally would close out...
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Call Maury, Monica Is Pregnant
Hello all and welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is still in Flavor Camp, so you know we have to sprinkle more of those "late night, what the fuck are we talking about" episodes. Yes, it's random, but you'll learn quite a bit. We even include the unedited clip that…
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Philsburg, Alabama Pop: 5
Hard R Cafe is open and you know what THAT means. Welcome to another oh so special episode of Rukus Juice! This little slice of Americana finds us fucking around finding towns for sale in the good old U S of A and considering a purchase. Rukus Town sounds pretty dope, right? Well, we make a…
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Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic, and Lowlight
Welcome to the Hard R Cafe and welcome to Rukus Juice! Now that we've been about as warm as we can, let the shenanigans begin. Yep, just really used the word, shenanigans. This was all on track to be an episode about the greatest Super Time Ball Time Performances AKA Super Bowl Halftime Shows…
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The Life And Times Of Nipples La Gaga
Hello all, Brocephus here with a LATE Rukus Juics. Time got away from me as we started Flavor Camp part two. This episode HAD a direction, women's wrebeing the topic, but oh boy does this shit go sideways. I'd love to tell you how it turns out, but with this new banger of an episode comes in at...
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Balls, Mesh, and ATC Shit
Welcome to Rukus Juice. Welcome to the Hard R Cafe.ets get fuckered up, shall we? The boys waste no time being the boys as this light hearted episode goes...special, read quick. Lol. The Oregon Trail movie is a big focus of this episode, until Bionca West's awesome nekkid ass outfits comes up.…
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Oh Boy, It's Us
Rukus Juice is back! There have been a few lumps on the way, but we popped the cork, and took a few swigs to get through this one. Random is the name of the game and our catch up is never lame. Philbilly and Brocephus talk Instagram and sex. R Kelly and stray cats. Oh yeah and there is alot of…
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Yep, This Thing Is Still On
Did you miss us? The Rukus is back. Hard R Cafe is back to slinging the juice. Give us a month and we'll turn you in the mother of all episodes. It's been a crazy holiday, and insane new year, and we've got so much to go over. This is a beautifully crafted catch up episode with all the trimmings...
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My Man's An 'Nem Fish Service
Well, after a unexpected week off, guess who the hell decided to kick open the doors to the Hard R Cafe? Rukus Juice is ALL the way back. No need to crawl, we run to the fences with this shit. We take that whole week and double load this week. Anyways, what happens when the boys get back…
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Philbilly's Flavor Camp: THE FINALE
Ya know, we here at Rukus Juice have asked for ALOT from you. From hating on Jesus (calm down) to parking an ocean liner sideways up Drake Bell's you know what, we keep putting you in a hot seat of moral questionability. We'll, that shit isn't gonna stop, but Flavor Camp is. It's been a blast...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to Ruckus Juice with Philbilly and Brocephus!
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