Rukus Juice

Oh boy...Welcome to a much needed and delayed edition of Rukus Juice. Tjis was supposed to go up quite awhile ago, but the ability to be able to record is still in the difficult range right now with dear ol Philbilly and I being all over the place. No, this isn;t the end, we are just grinding out episodes when we can. We promise we will return to OUR version of normal. This is our Spring Break episode, so like I said, it's a bit old, but worth your time, trust me. Don't think this episode ain't fuckin special cause you're reading this all sad and shit. lol. Oh no, it's another crass filled romp, I just had to let yall know we ain't doing the Beatles break up thing. lolTrust me, you'll definatley want to listen to THIS episode.

Yep, this is the episode where you find out...not really, but it's another episode of Rukus Juice, that's for damn sure. Hard R Cafe has been a bit dusty, but the doors are open, and the filthy sweet Rukus Juice is flowing!Welcome back, do something with that shitty coat of yours, sit down, and let's go! Playing catchup is always boring as hell, but for some reason, we see fit to record ours, and play it for you. We don't really have boring convos, whoch is why we thought we were cool enough to play them for you. lol We're assholes, huh? This one's a doozy of a dope ass episode. I mean, we talk Kim Cattral's hotness, what it takes to make a good cheesecake, old school weed goals, even a nostolgic stop off for a Red Apple hotdog or two. This is one of those episodes that reminds me why we do this, for the love of the thing. We're like the Temu Moss and Willkiams...but funnier.This new episode is the shit, check it out!

Hola bar patrons, the Hard R Cafe is definitely open for business!Rukus Juice is on tap and we gonna let this one burn in your chest. Lol. As old Philbilly would put it, the Ice-pocalypse is over and it's business as usual, kinda. We discuss the trials and tribulations of keeping the show weekly during moving/house/life shit, and may have to switch it up. Since we haven't REALLY chatted since the whole Epstein ordeal started, you SO get out first hand take one what the holy hell is REALLY going on....with our own spin. Toss in the wonderful bits of self depreciation, our oh so special world views, mix in a few trips down memory lane, and you've got yourself one hell of an episode. It's kinda our thing. Philly and Brocephus are back yall.Oh and I'll post the pics that go with this one later.

 Hello all and welcome to the Hsrd R Cafe. Doors are a bit dusty and oit smells a little funny, but it's never a better time for a bit of Rukus Juice!After taking another week off, the snow and shit came...for some of us. Catching up is so hard to do when life gets crazy, so this bad boy of an episaode was LONG overdue. Philbilly and Brocephus, getting old as hell, in real time.Sentiments aside, this is all sorts of Rukus Style Reunion 101! We don't have these cute, bouncy, running the hills, kinda slow hug thing...Ours is a bit more unhinged. Find out about my doomsday prep for the wintery stuff and ol Philbilly becoming a home care nurse/construction guy. From cabin fever, to more Predator questions, to a fantastic rundown of hood/gangster flicks, it's a good time episde for sure. LolNo matter the poison, welcome back to OUR welcome back...and find out where the AWESOME title of this episode comes from...Welcome to Rukus Juice!

Hello all and welcome back to the Hard R Cafe for your favorite podcast, Rukus Juice! We're back! I don't know if I can say better than ever, but we kick ass all the same. This is the long awaited return of the show after all the holiday stuff and whatnot, so we figured a real ass catch up episode was far overdue. Like all the other catch ups, you get some behind the scenes look on this on. No one's about to cry or no shit like that, but we give you a good run of what the last month has been like. Philbilly is still the man, I'm still the myth, and the show is still heading for that legend status, so dropping this episode among the greats isn't too hard. lol.We missed yall and we hoped you missed us, cause if not, that "all 17 of you" (Philbilly's words), may have dropped even lower. lol. I hope not, cause Rukus is about to ensue.Hope you enjoy this as much as we enjoyed making it. Welcome back weirdos!

Hello all and welcome to another RANDOM episode of Rukus Juice. The Hard R Cafe was open and you're favorite barkeeps are tired. Christmas is in the air and that ALWAYS makes shit more chaotic, so this isn't the wrestling episode. We need to give that one better respect and let it cook. Also, we've gotten a few entries for the list, but please, feel free to toss more wrestlers at us.Welcme to the random. These "catch ups" are our favorite kind of random episodes. This is where you really get us at our chattiest and rawest ever. These aare the convos that made us decide to do a show in the first place. You get it all in this one. An inspired Waffle House fight porn story, our love for everything Reiner, our love for Christmas movies, air traffic control stories, all of it. Oh yeah, and lots of Marvel.This is Ol Philbilly and I at what I think is our very best. Just two buddies gwettinjg caught up......in true Hard R Cafe/ Rukus Juice fashion, of course. Enjoy this one like a goofd sip of whiskey, cause we sure as fuck did.

Hello all and welcome to yet another pulse pounding episode of Rukus Juice!If there is ONE thing other than high school stoner Jesus that we talk about ALOT, it's this whole mess with Sean Combs aka Diddy. Ever since the raids and allegations and the such, we've been some chatty bitches about it all, so the moment we found out about 50 Cent's documentary, we been waiting like kids at Christmas. Now, its been dropped. Its been released. The doc is out and you KNOW we had to go deep on this shit. Ya know, its the Hard R Cafe...and you know that Philbilly and I are going to go hard in the paint. Put your feet up, cause it's gametime, here, on another awesome ass episode of Rukus Juice!

The Hard R Cafe is open for business and oddly enough, that business is wrasslin!Welcome to another extra special episode of Rukus Juice babay! We had an idea and we ran with it. Sticking to the script as we are so known for doing, we started building our wresling locker room for our promotion. It seemed like just another kinda silly idea to fill the timestamps, but this mofo picked up a life of it's own. We started creating storylines for the wrestling personalities and gimmicks that would be featured in our very own wrestling company. Hell, we are even extending this episode out so all yall can get in on it! We'll iron out all the details later, but get your gimmick caps on, cause we want YOU guys to toss us some bracket entries. You have to listen to see exactly what we are talking about, but you can be a part of Rukus Juice history...hell, we may even toss in a prize pack.You know what, just give it a listen. Ol Philbilly and I poured some happy into this one for yet another way to get past Hump Day. Grab your glass, it's time for a little Rukus Juice.

It's that special time of year where you open your mouth and take it all in...Turkey Day dinner, that is. Sick sons of...anyways, welcome to another bang up episode of Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open for business, with the smells of what WE deem as the perfect Thanksgiving dinner spread. No brackets, no final fights, no narrowing down...it's all love as we set the table for the foodathon before us. In only the way that WE can.Imagine a fantastically nostalgic eepisode, mixed with insults and your favorite food. What's not to like? Plus, thios is one of those "us catching up" episodes. Pure, fucking, gold. Hope you all have a solid holiday, and come on down and grab a shot of Rukus Juice!

Hello all...drunkards and the such. Time to get your fix of Rukus Juice! Welcome to The Hard R Cafe!Ol Philbilly and I take it nice and chill on this one, with one of the most nostalgic, NON wrestling convos ever. I always show up late as shit to the party, so guess who JUST watched The Last Dance? Not the dance MTV movie thing with fine ass Kerry Washington, the Bulls documentary. I can't believe it, it's a normal convo. lol. Trust me, it;s very Rukus Juice, but it's a fantastic trip dow memory lane about basketball and childhood. Who am I kidding, we absolutley strill say some sideways shit, but it's rather tame.

It's Wednesday and you always seem to show up for our special ass brand 'o bullshit, but we love making this Rukus Juice for, so the Hard R Cafe is OPEN!We always aim to do new things with the show and have fun in different ways other than insult one another. So we brought back a guest to do it with us, HA!Welcome back Kaya, our able bodied guest, who has to come get a fair shake after the "Vader Debacle". (No. We don't really call it that)Anyways, he kicks open the cafe doors, pulls up a chair, and starts drinking with the best of 'em. All metaphors and similes aside, he came back for a way less noisy chill session, and we were lucky to have him. Yeah, this is just about everything that you could possibly want out of a random episode. If you've ACTUALLY read all this, then you gotta listen. Hell, even if you didnt read this, listen anyways.Bars open.

Welcome to the craziness that is Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open and biy do we have a surprise for you, we have a whole guest!Ol Philbilly LOVES his wrasslin so much, that we bring in outside talent, with a twist. Meet Kaya, a first time...well, never listened kinda guy, that Igo flexes his wrestling questions on. The sound may be a bit special, but we puch our recording to the limits with this one. If you DON'T do the whole wrestling thing, then this episode prolly isnt for you, but you should listen anyways. Lol.Enjoy...it's a threeway!

It's Wednesday, so you know what that means....day drinking, ENGAGE! Welcome to another crazy good episode of Rukus Juice! The world's greatest host duo is back...we don't know which show they are on, but it ain't this one. This is THE Hard R Cafe. This is Rukus Juice! Drunken Spartan kick and all.It's time to supply all of America's little costumed tots with sugar...oh yeah, this is a Halloween episode. If this one sucks, iot was ALL Philbilly's idea, got it? Good.In this episode, we talk about the movies that are creepy, slimey, scary, or just unsettling. Seeing as how we are both grown ass men and one of us will prolly never listen to this episode out of slight feelings of unease, I'd say it's worth a listen. Ol' Igo and I go over a good solid shot of the movies that creep us out, as well as some flicks that are just classics. I don't do much of horror, but this was a fun one top do. There is something about a good horror or suspense movie that sticks with you and keeps giving you that unsettled feeling everytime you watch it. Have fun listening to this one. I won't lolOh yeah, I didn't say Poltergeist. Just listen, you'll get it.

Welcome one and all to yet another episode of Rukus Juice, where we pride ourselves on licking the tastiest windows on the bus.The Hard R Cafe has given you some pretty interesting episodes with old Philbilly and I at the helm, so why should we change that up?Random is as random does, so since our minds hurt alot less when we don't have to do any homework, we shipped you a random. Lol.The highs and lows of this one run deep as we discuss D'Angelo's passing and run as far as the adorableness of the Chair Force. We discuss a certain NC/WV native's possible run for public office, and all the perks that come with.I could keep going on and on, but then there would be no surprises...but there IS a Madden challenge thrown down...It's the Hard R Cafe, it's time for Rukus Juice, so let the Chaos and Meyhem ensue!

Hello ya drunkards and welcome back to the infamous Hard R Cafe, cause it's time to get rowdy with some Rukus Juice!How do ya like that title?YEah, so my main man Philbilly has this crazy ass list of show topics that we NEVER use. lol, I know, I know...well we don't use it this time either. The idea of a topic themed show scares us at times, so we did a nice theme that was plucked outta thin air. In this ever so special episode, we discuss our favoritve small screen baddies. This shit was actually kinda fun. lol. I honestly keep forgetting at times how cool Igo is to be honest, I mean, I'm WAY cooler, but he ain't bad. Come and sit while we run through our fav picks, all set up by a shit-tastic opener by yours truly. Baddies was the focus and I think we hit our target. Come and get some if this Rukus Juice cause the bar is open.Oh yeah, calm your shit cause I said FAVORITES, not best. lol

Hey yall, this is Jabbo. Welcome to the show, again. Ya know, this is TECHICALLY our 100th episode on Rukus Juice, so thanks for putting up with Philbilly. I know he can be a handful. Anyways..thanks for hanging in there with us, and we will continue to say all the horrible things that you can imagine.Hard R Cafe is what we dubbed the convos that we sling, because they are crass. We didn't AIM to have the type of convos we do, it just happens....as you'll hear in this episode. There isn't anything crazy to this one, but this was just a phone convo, that was sprinkled with bits and pieces that COULD make this an episode. After listening to it again, I thought, why not. You're just here for the magic on these tapes as you "feel our heat". lolThis convo episode is all over the place, but if you want to see two people skip around talking about Patrick Swayze, we got you. Wanna hear some back and forth on the Charlie Sheen doc? We got you. You're not gonna find the secrets to the universe here is what I'm saying, but you'll a;ways find a lil rukus. Enjoy the new episode of Rukus Juice and thanks again.

YOh boy, it's late but it's great...time to open the doors to the Hard R Cafe for some Rukus Juice!Oh boy is this one fresh squeezed. It's a good morning chat about the wonderful world of Peacemaker and Gen V. Oh don't worry, there are way more interesting things to talk about on this wonderful first day of the government lockdown. lol. It's another amazing random episode of Rukus Juice where ol Jabbroni decides to poke the bear that is Philbilly about his love for Earth X. We roll over some recent awesome TV, gush over one kids athletic blessing, and say a bunch of interesting things about other. lolyou know what this is, it's game time. Welcome to Rukus Juice!

You know, here at Rukus Juice. we pride ourselves on being masters of conversation and great manipulators of words....NAW! Welcome To The Cafe with Hard R in it's name where we slang the Rukus Juice. We took our time crafting a really good episode that's fil;led with the love that only old school MTV provided. No jokes, no bullshit....well, yes, lots of jpkes and bullshit, but this one's for the Gen Xers baby! We ta;l Music Television, in some of it's finest offerings that it plopped into our homes daily. Can't say much more other than, you'll LOVE this episode, and it's got a lil length to it to msker up for last week. Enjoy this juice baby!

Welcome to what may actually be our shortest episode of Rukus Juice ever!It's pretty racy, still full of the craziness you love, but not as long. It's kinda like a mini candy bar. Anyways, when ol Philbilly says "give em a sip", we give them a damned sip! We cram in everything we can before the draw of dad duties and work break this one up.Hey, at least we keep on topic. Trust me, this is a wild ride like every other episode, just in a smaller compact size. Welcome to the Hard R Cafe and welcome to a rambunctious guzzle of Rukus Juice!

Well, you know what day it is. You musta walked through the doors of the Hard R Cafe this morning to make yourself feel a bit better, huh?Yeah...you picked the wrong place for that. Lol. If you'd like to hear our take on Bambi's mom getting iced? Right place. Hear about Charlie Sheen banging stuff? Right place.The contributions of the American workforce on the world stage? Nope. That's a few doors down, Im sure. Can Crisco be used as an effective lube? Once again, right place.You see, what I'm getting at here, is that you're listening to Rukus Juice. It's a random episode (blame Philbilly), but this isn't where you're gonna hear alot of clean and shiney nice stuff. I mean, it isn't ALL crass. Or is it? Anyways, you know what you're here for. Dont act surprised. Let's get our Juice on!

Ok, blah blah blah RUKUS JUICE! YAAY!This episode wasn't supposed to happen, but ol Philbilly wanted to get one high and fast across the plate, so gametime it is.The Cafe is open, Hard R that is, so you know what's up. Here ya go....

Rukus Juice is back being served up at the place with the name you love to say, The Hard R Cafe!Oh this one is a semi guided missile aimed at we don't know what, but be prepared. For what you ask? A SEMI Superman review, a wonderful convo about this CRAZY Raj Jackson situation, and Brocephus' decent into Oswald State Correctional Facility.Just listen. I mean, you know what we do, and who you're gonna have to pray to forgiveness afterwards, so get moving. Go ahead. Press play. Its Rukus Juice baby!

HUMP DAY HAS NEVER TASTED SO GOOD!That's prolly a complete lie, but..ya know. Have to "big up" the show. LolAhem...Welcome to the Hard R Cafe, the only place that serves up Rukus Juice!Ah, the refreshing smell of another random episode! Prison wallet is in the title, so you KNOW it's gonna be dope. We're don't go ALL gross and insane. We sprinkle in some awesome ATC stuff...and then starts the carnage. Trust me, there is shit we had to leave off this one. Lol. The self proclaimed Johnny Cash of ATC and Brocephus are spinning yarns and talking shit as always.Racist schools, Sinners, White Claw, breakfast sammie obsessions....damn of we don't cram it all in like an interracial airtight scene.What else can I say? Its Rukus Juice...

Oh boy is the Hard R Cafe popping right now....WITH RUKUS JUICE!Its another thrilling, funny, nasty, and informative episode, where we just let it all hang out...and then let someone jam a swizzlestick in it!Ever been sounded? You better. You're gonna! Its another wonderful ass wild episode where we just jump into the special sections of our randomness and let it fly. Trust me, you'll enjoy it. At the very least, learn how to pronounce this episode. Lol

Whew...almost didn't make it. HA!Time to get some JUICE! The Hard R Cafe is open and it's fuckin GAMETIME!Phone have been replaced, vacays are over, and we are back. We show our age a little with this one, reminiscing over the glory that was MTV News. Seriously. No...for real. If not gushing over Serena or Ananda, we ride the Indy wave. Like, bad. No matter how much dirt we accidentally toss on that jacket, the fedora always gets put back on, and we get slapped like the two lil podcast hoes we are. Come and hear about my random run with R&B, or how celebrated Philbilly's SIX FOOT JUSTIN BIEBER CUT OUT really is.This one is a doozy. Grab your glass ese, cause it's gonna get weird. Welcome back to Rukus Juice!

Oh boy...you're gonna need a drink for this one. Thank the toaster that the Hard R Cafe is open and Rukus Juice is on tap.Oh boy, do we have an episode for you. This is mainly an hour long Jabbo rant about a crazy ass day in his crazy ass life. Cool thing is, what could make talking about a shittu day better? DOING IT ON A PODCAST EPISODE WITH YOUR BESTIE!Phones, river rape, kayaks, death, Hulk Hogan, Izzy, ICE snitching, redneck accents....maybe some racially insensitive comments. I mean, at this point, it's a mixed bag. You know what, just listen to it. Jabbo whines. Alot. But his voice is so soothing.WELCOME BACK TO RUKUS JUICE!

The summer hiatus is done and over with and it's time to get back to slanging juice...Welcome Back folks to The Hard R Cafe, home of the one and only Rukus Juice!It's been a long ass, hot, sticky, summer, but we've gotten the proper counseling and we're prepared to show you where it touched us. Little dolls and all that jazz. So what di we do? We just give you a whole ass phone convo. Seriously. Wanna know what it's like to catch up with us in real time? Well, kinda?No "here's what you're in for". No warning. No "be prepared". None of that shit. We're all friends here. LolHard R Cafe is open and dope as fuuuuuck. We're back baby. Enjoy!

Welcome back folks to the Hard R Cafe! IT feels like the break took a toll on us both a bit, so it's time to play catch up. This is almost as "behind the scenes" as you'll get with us. It's not like we don't have these convos any other time, it's just that our catch ups don't always make the show.Well, this one did. lol. With good reason as youll hear, but it had to be posted. We always get all honest and whatnot with you guys, toss in alot of crass, and keep the camera rolling, so this episode isn't a stretch. Enjoy the eff out of this one, cause we enjoyed making it. Bar's open for some Rukus Juice!

Welcome Back! Even the best have to take a break, so we figured we were ok to do it too, but the bar is fuckin open, the Hard R Cafe sign is blazing, and it's time to serve up some Rukus Juice!The break is ocver. but we are back in our groove. Oh, you want another wresting episode you say? We got you covered. My partner in crime and I go over some of the best entrences in wrestling history and what the folks that did them mean to the industry. It's always a good ytime when we talk the squared circle...and fill in the holes with random ass stories and such. I mean, c'mon, what the hell else do you listen to us for? It's good to be back at the bar, where everyone has seen you before. lol.Welcome back for another episode of Rukus Juice!

Dear Rukus Juice Fans, boy are you in for a treat. It's an exclusive behind the scenes episode of your favorite podcast. We made the switch and are still feeling finicky about it. What do we do, we talk about it. All the failures and shortcomings and what we plan to do about them...or not. It doesn't get much more lighthearted and fun as this...sprinkled with a heavy hand of inappropriate crazy shit. Oh yeah, it's a special episode alright.......we even have the Return Of The Predator, and not your Uncle Chris.Hard R Cafe is open and ready to slang some RUKUS JUICE...sit yo ass down. 

Better late than never, but the Hard R Cafe has opened it's doors, and it's time for a little Rukus Juice!We miss Skype, kinda. So much in fact that we dedicated a whole ass episode to being freaked out over the move, but we pull off some pretty basic shit. What else do you do when you finally fix your problem, you don't have a planned episode, so you wing it like a motherfucker. It's been a while since we had a back and forth cause we've both been crazy busy, but these episodes are so much fun. We get to cacth up on all the TV shows that we've been going on and on about watvching, mixed in withTONS of other wonderful nonsense that make these episodes pure gold.Bars open, so get some of this Rukus Juice!

Hello all and welcome back to Rukus Juice! Ya know, we named it th Hard R Cafe cause it gets a lil special in here from time to time...like alot, and this week is no different. Rememeber that one time you didn't care about Kanye's rants and still don't, but myself and West Virginia's Pride of North Carolina kept talking about it anyway? Yeah, some of that mess landed here. lol Never fear, there is WAY more messed up stuff packed into this doozy of a random before we buckle down to enlist in camp once more. I wish I could say these episodes were filled with nuggets of awesome that will get you through life, but unless you need to learn to hide stuff in your prison wallet, you're prolly at a teeny loss. But......If you want bad accents, fever dreams about jail, cocaine, some Kardashian bashing, and some pretty awesome wrestling talk, then holy fuck are you the luckiest person on the while damned planet. I'm Brocephus, he's the almighty Philbilly, and welcome to the Hard R Cafe! Sit the fuck down and sip some juice.

Dear Sweet Teenjus, the Hard R Cafe is open and you know what THAT means...thay it's time to serve up some Rukus Juice. Random. As. All. Fuck. You know you love the random episodes we make with all abandon tossed out the shitter window, and this is prolly our most grown up and responsible episode EVER. Be prepared for grown folks talk. Seriously. Prison weddings and relationships. Being human in the Age of Information. Daredevil and great television. Prison sex. We ALWAYS fit prison sex in there somewhere. Its a fantastic and revealing episode that's sure to stick with you til the next one....or some shit like that.WELCOME TO ANOTHER RUKUS JUICE!

Welcome to The Hard R Cafe, where you can order up the best podcast ever, Rukus Juice!The dynamic duo fires this shit across homepage with no time to spare, cause the one they call Brocephus has finger issues. No matter, cause they boys are built for shit like this. A slight shift and re-recorded gold, and wr stoll have an episode. Late or not, this isn't one to miss. It's all about the bestest hip hop albums that dropped in the year of our toaster, 1997. Oh yeah. This one is a doozy. Some good music worship here mixed with the formula of crass and class that you all have grown to love. Better late than never we say...and what's wrong with a night cap?Welcome back to the Hard R, for a lil Rukus Juice!

Welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice...and oh boy. Well, when your show is named after alcohol, you're bound to endulge every once and again, so why not THIS episode, huh? HUH? Brocephus tips the jug a tad too much and we're off to the races. Philbilly and the drunkard leap from subject to subject with a grace that they normally don't manage sober. You name it, the episode has it. Conspiracy theories, old war tales, weed, making fun of...everyone, and more of the wonderful shit that you love the show for. Also, you get a peep into next week's PLANNED episode. What's not to love?The Hard R Cafe is open for business, so it's time for a lil Rukus Juice!

Welcome back to the Bar With The Hard R for another episode of Rukus Juice! Oh, you wanna raw dog a rando...episode you say? We got ya covered. Come and catch up with us in our oh so important pop culture covering back and forth, and be either disgusted, or entertained. That's right, we're back...and we GOTTA talk Linda Hogan. Holy Crap...where do we begin...or end? Silver Fox Productiona makes a few more predictions and we talk the current landscape of wrestling. What's NOT to love? Turn up the juice, for a new episode of Rukus Juice!

The Hard R Cafe is open and abuzz with some wrasslin...so let's get the "Welcome To Rukus Juice" out the way.So, the John Cena heel turn has become a thing of unbelievable legend, with storylines looming, and endless possibilities. What the fuck does THAT mean? You're in luck, cause Philbilly has got what you need. Our resident expert in matters of the squared circle ponders several historical wrestling questions, to which that other guy, Brocephus, tries to answer.Oh yes, it's a wrestling episode. Toss in a GREAT idea for an elderly porn studio, and you've got a classic episode. Only one way to find out how classic it REALLY is. 

THIS EPISODE IS GROSS.There. Warned ya! Bar's open at the ol Hard R Cafe, so it's time to serve up some JUICE. Well, there is no other way to say it, this episode is about gross ass sex stuff. Actually, heard of the Angry Dragon? Or do you know what a "blumkin" is? What about the good old Dirty Sanchez? Rusty Trombone anyone?Well, this is the episode where that's ALL we talk about. Be prepaid. It's gross. Lol.

It's Wednesday, you should be at the Hard R Cafe, cause its time for a new Rukus Juice! We pride ourselves on bringing you some of the most enjoyable talk entertainment on the planet. No, really. As many issues as we have, we still have SOME pride left. Moving on......we normally would close out flavor camp with an exhuasted random rambling episode, but naaaaw son. Since this is Flavor Camp's swan song, we decided to bring it full circle. We figured let the ladies of R&B finish this sucker off, so we use this last episode to do just that. We compiled a list of the greatest girl groups of recent years, and bracket them. This one is a REALLY interesting convo, because we discover how slept on these ladies are. We did the heavy lifting on the love side for this episode, so yeah its vulgar, but the love in this episode shines pretty effin hard. Pull up a stool. Get JUICED!

Hello all and welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice!The Hard R Cafe is still in Flavor Camp, so you know we have to sprinkle more of those "late night, what the fuck are we talking about" episodes. Yes, it's random, but you'll learn quite a bit. We even include the unedited clip that explains the whole grits and cream of wheat debacle. No idea what were talking about? It's cause you're still reading this and havent listened yet!It's back to Jabbo's obsession of wrinkled up white chicks, namesakes, and how we will never sign off on any personal threeways. Come and hear about the lulls of manhood, how we still absolutely dig Maury Povich, and a bunch of othrr tasty shit crammed in. Hey, if you dont like this episode, blame Joystick. lol

Hard R Cafe is open and you know what THAT means. Welcome to another oh so special episode of Rukus Juice!This little slice of Americana finds us fucking around finding towns for sale in the good old U S of A and considering a purchase. Rukus Town sounds pretty dope, right? Well, we make a random ass plan (once again) so start something we prolly won't. We also spend way too much time glorifying the weirdest named towns for a few minutes, before even our randomness derails. Oh don't get me wrong, it's a fun episode and a hallmark of Flavor Camp, but you have to listen to get what we're saying. Lol. Ya know what...Welcome to another Rukus Juice!

Welcome to the Hard R Cafe and welcome to Rukus Juice!Now that we've been about as warm as we can, let the shenanigans begin. Yep, just really used the word, shenanigans. This was all on track to be an episode about the greatest Super Time Ball Time Performances AKA Super Bowl Halftime Shows, but nope. Naw. We couldn't even come close to getting that part right. Well, one of us couldn't. It starts out all nice and smooth and then, like oral sex with braces, it gets metal and rubbery, and has food stuck in it.Just like all of our well intentioned episodes, we meant well...we just kinda end up talking about Prince alot and our alleged criminal misdeeds on military bases. I don't get it either, but it's entertaining as hell. Come on, you know you wanna hear this trainwreck of audio awesomeness!Welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice.

Hello all, Brocephus here with a LATE Rukus Juics. Time got away from me as we started Flavor Camp part two. This episode HAD a direction, women's wrebeing the topic, but oh boy does this shit go sideways. I'd love to tell you how it turns out, but with this new banger of an episode comes in at three hours! It's exciting, ain't it? Well, I should hope so. Anyways, sorry for the late post and enjoy some Rukus Juice. 

Welcome to Rukus Juice. Welcome to the Hard R Cafe.ets get fuckered up, shall we?The boys waste no time being the boys as this light hearted episode goes...special, read quick. Lol. The Oregon Trail movie is a big focus of this episode, until Bionca West's awesome nekkid ass outfits comes up. Lol. Yeah, add this one to the pile of episodes that you're gonna love because, why not? Wanna know what a Rukus Juice sponsored popcorn box looks like? You'll find out here. It's another crazy ass episode as only the guys can do it, with a little ground work laid for next weeks possible episode....divas anyone? I mean, floppy dics are good too.Anyways, enjoy!

Rukus Juice is back! There have been a few lumps on the way, but we popped the cork, and took a few swigs to get through this one. Random is the name of the game and our catch up is never lame. Philbilly and Brocephus talk Instagram and sex. R Kelly and stray cats. Oh yeah and there is alot of talk about fighting a bunch of kids, Bruce Lee 1 vs 100 style. Nope, missing this episode WOULD NOT be ok. 

Did you miss us? The Rukus is back. Hard R Cafe is back to slinging the juice. Give us a month and we'll turn you in the mother of all episodes. It's been a crazy holiday, and insane new year, and we've got so much to go over. This is a beautifully crafted catch up episode with all the trimmings you've come to love. Oh, don't get us wrong, it's still very "rowdy", but you know that by now. Well, it's time to get dirty. Let's get started...

Well, after a unexpected week off, guess who the hell decided to kick open the doors to the Hard R Cafe?Rukus Juice is ALL the way back. No need to crawl, we run to the fences with this shit. We take that whole week and double load this week.Anyways, what happens when the boys get back together? It. Gets. Bad. Lol. Offensive, funny but oh so bad. After surviving Flavor Camp, we slowly walk around what is now our 70th episode. Does it matter? Eh. Does a good clean up to the craziest recording trial we've ever done matter? Oh yes. A thousand times yes. This episode, we talk about creepy ass song titles and more gross shit. You know what, it's Rukus Juice. Grab a seat. Just listen.

Ya know, we here at Rukus Juice have asked for ALOT from you. From hating on Jesus (calm down) to parking an ocean liner sideways up Drake Bell's you know what, we keep putting you in a hot seat of moral questionability. We'll, that shit isn't gonna stop, but Flavor Camp is. It's been a blast witnessing Philbilly pushed to his max inflation, but the ride is over. Flavor Camp is closing its doors. We ALMOST went out with QUITE the scandalous roar, but we drunkenly came to the conclusion to "fix the glitch". What came out was a much cleaner, WAY less incriminating, but equally vulgar episode. I mean, the guys are pros at this point, wouldn't you say? Yeah, me neither. Either way, they call this a redux or something. The Hard R Cafe is open and we got some decisions to make. If Puff goes down, what are WE keeping from the cancel culture grab, and what are we willing to offer up to the masses. Yeah. Pretty important stuff. If ol Diddy Doody goes KASPLAT, what jams are we not letting go of. That what this is ALL about. If you're a fan of Bad Boy, oh is this for you. If you don't remember all the talented goodness that came with Mr Freak Off, this episode will remind ya. Enjoy ya sickos!

Welcome to...well it's in the title, ain't it? It's Rukus Juice and we are so flirting with destruction here.What happens when we decide to do an episode on racism?We do an episode on racism. Our way. Dear lord, yes it's just about everything you'd come to expect. Tread lightly...I mean, it's not as bad as SOME would say, but...you know what? Just listen. If you wanna know how racy or bad or just WOW this episode is, you just gotta press play. Go ahead. Press play. 

Rukus Juice....what have we become? What happens when we don't plan? What happens when there is no topic?One of us normally drinks and we record nonsensical art. This, my friends, is just that.Welcome back to the Hard R Cafe, where Rukus Juice is served up daily. Well, we finally did the "separate the art from the artist" ordeal...and THESE are the results. Lol. Oh boy, this one is tasty as hell. Puff, Gary Glitter, Bill Cosby, Weinstein....yeah, we REALLY have that convo. The way that only WE can. Lol. It's gonna be bumpy and dangerous, but funny and pretty fucking amazing. Lol. Enjoy. (Jabbo was drinking)