Running with Scissors

JAWNY answers questions about hiring a cuddle therapist, AI psychosis, discovering what feelings are and more!

JAWNY and his girlfriend discuss a man who was catfished by his colleague, an incel who refuses to m*sturbate, and a woman questioning whether she should stay with someone who thinks her interests are immature.

JAWNY answers calls about the pilot of a plane crash conspiracy, a prank involving bugs that did not go as planned and a man who cannot keep up with his wife's ___________. (Find out for yourself)

JAWNY answers calls about a girlfriend finding out her boyfriend cheated on her at a Halo meetup, a young man struggling with his relationship because he’s uncircumcised, the quiet frustration of trying to make your art stand out, and more.

JAWNY answers calls about a shocking discovery found on a boyfriend’s iPad, busboys at a restaurant banding together to get revenge on a cook who got one of them fired for doing whippets, accidentally burning down a shack on vacation, and more.