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Sad Faces' Worst Case Scenario
by Gatecrash Network
Sad Faces dissect your most dreaded hypothetical situations with sponge-sharp wit and razor-coloured clarity
Episodes
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11 – The Ballad of Ross Matti
A special episode, based on the horrifying real life exploits of our own Tobi Wilson. It's late. You're travelling home with friends, you've had a little bit to drink, you're approaching your house, when SUDDENLY you're confronted by a man so drunk that he looks like he's two minutes away from...
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10 – Christmas Present Conundrums And The Spider Tree
It's Christmas! A time of laughter, goodwill and terrifying animatronic Santas. Nothing could possibly ruin this festive season! BUT WAIT. My boyfriend wants a cumbersome Lego Christmas present! Also, my Christmas tree is covered in spiders! One of those problems is worse than the other! It's a...
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9 – Post Love with Glenn Moore
Oh, thanks for the package! No, that wasn't a… no, I wasn't… you know what, see you tomorrow. Find out about the mythical Thank Your Postman Day and also about Glenn Moore's terrifying personal habits and overconsumption of healthy breakfast treats!
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8 – The Emperor's New Highlights with Lazy Susan
My hair – it's so ordinary and natural and lustrous! What can I possibly do to jazz up my barnet? I know – I'll go to… Barry's Barbers! BUT – buyer beware, as we delve into matters of highlights, lowlights, nits and smaller-than-usual tigers, with the help of character comedy wizards Lazy Susan.
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7 – Zeppelins and Telephones
Phworr, corr, imagine, it's only a minute until clocking off time at the zeppelin and somebody's having a cigarette on the telephone! Or something like that. We're doing two problems this week, okay? We got confused.
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6 – Meat Feast with Tom Neenan
Chipping, chipping, chipping away at the ice block that once was a treasure trove of carnivorous delights. But the trove, it… it never seems to end! How can I do such a banquet justice? Featuring significant information regarding Character Comedian Tom Neenan's unnatural appetites.
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5 – Wasp Hive
Oh boy, I can't wait to start harvesting delicious honey from my new beehive! But wait… these bees… so skinny… their bodies, so smooth and shiny… OH NO!
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4 – Unfamiliar Toilets with Grainne Maguire
Where am I? What time is it? Who are all these people? Oh no. I remember now. The party. Good lord, I need the toilet. But… but HOW? Featuring startling revelations about Grainne Maguire's shady past.
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3 – Prime Minister Kilt Wedding
You're at a wedding! The Prime Minister is there. You're wearing a kilt. You're Scots. The Prime Minister is not (because of that mistake we made in 2010). Is this going to be a problem? Find out within!
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2 – Toilet Wolves
Wolves. In your toilet. Coming through the U-bend. OH NO? Oh yes.
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1 – Boss Date Crash
A first date. Nerves, smiles, flirtation. But suddenly a boss (or your boss?) appears. Now what?
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