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SALAD

by Brad Garoon

Trusted by scientists and doctors worldwide, SALAD can and will blast your health and wellness into the stratosphere and/or heaven.SALAD is an improvised podcast by Brad and (usually) Julian.

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Episodes

  1. 18: Julian the Microwave

    Julian is a microwave now. The Science: Whole Brain Emulation: A Roadmap (2008) Mind Uploading (Wikipedia)

  2. 17: Whoppers

    It was evening now, but the night sky had been swallowed by abyssal darkness. The parking lot was almost completely empty. Abandoned, they thought, though they quickly banished this from their minds. The air felt thick. Unnatural. They stood in silence, blinking, as dread flooded into their…

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  3. 16: The Number of Things is Six

    Good value, that poem.

  4. SKELETONS

    Ever wonder what happened to Brad and Julian after they grappling hooked onto that helicopter in episode 9? No? Well, too bad. Behold! The smoldering wreckage of Chicago, or at least Brad's house. Julian's arboreal prison. Two skeletons. A crow. Clubhouse rules. SALAD rises from the ashes - again…

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  5. 14: Youth Culture (w/ Jo Hoch, Tanner Goldberg)

    After six full months of vacation off the grid, Brad returns to Dubai and discovers that things have changed at the Burj Khalifa. Meet June Goliath, CEO of MunchGoodCorp.Gov, and her assistant/enforcer Nico. They understand youth culture. SALAD is an improvised semi-narrative podcast with a bunch...

  6. 13: Cursed ASCII Art

    6 months after heartbreak (?) in Portgual, Brad returns to Dubai, but before he even sets foot in the Burj, something is wrong. Maybe it's an IT issue. Maybe. Also - Juuling - Jeweling - Julian

  7. 12: Saudade (w/ Brittany Grace)

    A six month vacation begins. Serendipity in Azores. Ah, saudade.

  8. 11: Pack Up (w/ Gavin Morgan, Jo Hoch)

    This episode picks up right where "10: Unpack" left off. Everyone has gotten sick together. Together. You're embarrassing me, and I'm embarrassed. This is embarrassing for everyone. Everything will be embarrassing for forever. For all of us. ...except Devin. Devin's so freakin' cool. I love Devin.

  9. 10: Unpack (w/ Gavin Morgan, Jo Hoch)

    [REDACTED]'s COOL DIET 2.0 IS NOW HIRING Hey! Are you a social media rock star or an IT ninja? Are you young as hell? Please send a resume and cover letter and/or head on over to the United Arab Emirates, then make your way up to floor 99 at the Burj Khalifa and introduce yourself to the CEO. If...

  10. 9: Rattttttt Tale

    Julian does a bad job with his mouth and brain. And he's a top skimmer. HOOKS...for crochet. HOOKED...on drugs. HOOKS...grappling. -- SALAD is an improvised podcast by Brad Garoon with Julian Freed-Brown

  11. 8: Where the Liquid Meets the Sand

    Are you an ant queen or an elephant king? Are you a tsunami? Find out. Take the shot. Julian's Cool Diet v. 2.01 (Patch Notes) - Bugs - Bug fixes - Removed several bugs

  12. 7: Heikegani

    Heike warriors who were killed at the Battle of Dano-no-ura are reincarnated are crabs.

  13. 6: Bootstraps

    Welcome back to New York City. In this city, you write your own story. Make your own sody pop. Beat up your own dad. Date your own self. But this movement is too big for one city. This is a revolution...in evolution. Welcome to Vitruvia, population: us.

  14. 5: Tears of a Clone

    3% is more than you think. Cyrano, Don, and everyone’s favorite thane: together at last. Welcome to the old country. SALAD is an improvised podcast by BRAD GAROON and JULIAN FREED-BROWN Edited by BRAD GAROON Additional Music by KAI ENGEL

  15. 4: The Single and the Noise

    After an unexplained hiatus, Brad and Julian reclaim the podcast throne by threatening Nate Silver, explaining spaghetti, and handing you the keys to a castle called Self-Love. It's your very own castle, and you deserve it. Julian employs his unique and violent teaching style to inflict knowledge...

  16. 3: Ivories

    Wild dogs roam the lobby of the Bellagio as the golden man plays a nocturne in the key of attempted murder. Witness the horrifying birth of a beautiful friendship. Recorded in Chicago, 2014. Maybe 2013? SALAD is Brad Garoon & Julian Freed-Brown If you like the show, please subscribe & rate us on...

  17. 2: Trash Psychology

    Get that garbage out of your house and into the middle of the street. Discover a lucrative hobby by writing the saddest words. Next time: the origin story of the world's best friends. Recorded in Chicago/NYC, 2015.

  18. 1: The Beach Body

    Welcome to SALAD. On this episode, Julian explains that life is a beach, and if you want that body looking right, you're gonna need some SALAD. Also, Brad admits a terrible secret. Can Julian help? Maybe!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Trusted by scientists and doctors worldwide, SALAD can and will blast your health and wellness into the stratosphere and/or heaven.SALAD is an improvised podcast by Brad and (usually) Julian.

HOSTED BY

Brad Garoon

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Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does SALAD have?

SALAD currently has 18 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is SALAD about?

Trusted by scientists and doctors worldwide, SALAD can and will blast your health and wellness into the stratosphere and/or heaven.SALAD is an improvised podcast by Brad and (usually) Julian.

How often does SALAD release new episodes?

SALAD has 18 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

Where can I listen to SALAD?

You can listen to SALAD on PodParley by clicking any episode. We provide an embedded audio player for direct listening, and you can also subscribe via your preferred podcast app using the RSS feed.

Who hosts SALAD?

SALAD is created and hosted by Brad Garoon.
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