Sana G's Clown of the Day

She was in a pinch, and paid off mortgage in 6 months. Is she the clown or are we?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They sent the feds to kill a squirell that millions of people loved?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just a dude in his undies running around on 880 trying to steal cars. WTF?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yankee fan gets a little handsy and get himself banned for life. It ain't that serious bro!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I mean, if you weren't expecting it, cannabis infused pizza might be a shock.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She really wanted to stop and start again on live TV? Yikes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These drunk idiots in San Mateo tried to make their getaway on a scooter. Not smart.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can work remote, but you can't parent remote... even if it's for a BBL in Miami.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude was hitting officers with his wheelchair, spitting on them, then denied the entire thing?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ya'll are still going nuts and assaulting children over Stanley cups? Clowns.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She's the President, and she owns 7 continents? OK... another Frontier Air melt down, and it seems like Lexx Jonez might be on to something.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't you parachute on the daily? How did you miss the mark this bad and injury and woman and child?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Asking for a kiss at a time like this? Nope.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unruly kids before nap time? Just hit em with that cute melatonin sticker!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does this mom really think she can take her child to the veterinarian?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This doc was dolling out the veneers for the low... but the scam can only go on for so long.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This 10 year old has a rap sheet and we are thinking he might be possessed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you really think this is going to impress a woman?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy October 1st... this guy wanted to celebrate by dressing up as a clown and steal from local businesses.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Door Dash driver spit into this guys drink. It was all caught on video, and dude had no explanation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's happening here in San Francisco? That car isn't going anywhere... you might as well give it up. But why is this huge crowd cheering him on?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This kid was out of control on a flight... an entire 8 hour flight to Germany!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Probably saw it online and thought he could handle the spicy chicken sandwich. Cut to the ambulance pull up...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This seems obvious, but don't be communicating with kids on video games, and don't pull up to their house looking for their hot mom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Florida man arrested after keeping gators as pets... but he didn't do it! He swears!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This girl got herself all the way to Target. ...but where was Mom for this Target run?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Delta has been having a bad year, and now they had a damn low speed crash at the airport.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sure, Temu is cheap, but you get what you pay for... clown crap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Several clowns in this story. The woman trying to steal a car, the mother for leaving her kid alone... and of course, Kanye... always.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Didn't load up your bowl enough? This woman went nuts at this poor Chipotle worker.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This dude is breaking into homes in Danville, but it's his escape outfit that has us rolling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Must have been sippin on something in the back. How else would they have served a child vodka instead of apple juice?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you seen the viral photo? This teacher's teeth look like rot, but did a child really tell her that her breath smells like S?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hulk Hogan is out here talking abusing women, and fumbling his bag in the process.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why did this Principal think this skit was a good idea? Lap dance with a viking mascot?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This poor family... the body of their loved one was lost for a year.... but the worst part was the lie the hospital told them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This bus driver got spit on, and he didn't hesitate to take action. Spitting on our bus drivers? Trash.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude pulled up to Burger King and tried to pay for his meal with some drugs? Oh, no one told you that you can't do that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She got arrested after an altercation ensued over the all you can eat appetizer at Applebees... but who is really the clown here?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude was mad he got kicked outta the strip club, but he didn't have a ram a semi truck into the damn place!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why did SFPD push this woman up against the wall like she had just robbed a bank!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paris police are foul for laying hands on Ayesha Curry and her baby!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vera was running a whole criminal enterprise stealing 1.5 million dollars worth of chicken wings. Now, she's doing serious time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The drivers are hard working, and deserve to be safe and respected. This clown of the day is gonna be doing some time for pepper spraying a driver.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please God, I hope all postal workers don't do this! Dude was caught dumping TONS of mail into the dumpster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This dude really wanted some time off, so he faked a crazy at work injury. ...of course he forgot there are cameras everywhere.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People just wanted a blanket... it wasn't a reason to go nuts and try to kick everyone off the plane.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You thought your dating life was bad, this clown is embarassing himself with a billboard telling everyone how thirsty he is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She got caught being a fake nurse... twice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Think twice the next time you wanna order a shake at McDonalds... it might contain expired chunky milk.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.