Episodes
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Episode 3x12 - “Legacies"
Join us for Episode 3x12 - “Legacies" wherein we witness the most hilarious death ever. Father learns about frisbees and decides to return to his cult and we say farewell to our sassiest of sewer lions and coziest of detectives.
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Episode 3x11 - “The Reckoning"
Join us for Episode 3x11 - “The Reckoning" where there’s a new detective that is probably less sympathetic than the crazed serial killer that is running amok. Meanwhile Father abandons everyone to sleep with his pen pal and Mary is a real sadsack.
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Episode 3x09 - “Invictus"
Join us for Episode 3x09 - “Invictus" in which Gabriel talks a lot. Also, we pretty much wrap everything up in this not-quite-a-series-finale. We are all quite concerned about the state of Vincent’s fried Fozzie Bear hands.
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Episode 3x08 - “Chimes at Midnight"
Join us for Episode 3x08 - “Chimes at Midnight" wherein Diana does an amazing escape and Vincent walks into a trap that will undoubtably lead to many murders. We attempt to resolve the most important muppet questions related to Beauty and the Beast.
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Episode 3x10 - “In the Forests of the Night"
Join us for Episode 3x10 - “In the Forests of the Night " in which Rolley returns to the tunnels after being shot by the worst guy and Vincent goes on an all-time epic murder spree. Diana remains too casual for excuses.
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Episode 3x07 - “A Time to Heal"
Join us for Episode 3x07 - “A Time to Heal" wherein Diana takes in a wounded lion man and he trashes her cozy home. Also we dive deep into hottest Beauty and the Beast fan drama and it is bonkers.
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Episode 3x06 - “Beggar’s Comet"
Join us for Episode 3x06 - “Beggar’s Comet" in which Elliot takes another hearty try at fatally exploding into the water also Diana finally sees Vincent while on a cozy stakeout.
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Episode 3x05 - “Snow"
Join us for Episode 3x05 - “Snow " wherein super badass assassin Lance Henriksen is on the scene and it’s sass-lion hunting season. How did we not know that this episode existed? If you enjoy greatness, this is the episode for you. Also RIP Old Sam… and only Old Sam.
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Episode 3x04 - “Nevermore"
Join us for Episode 3x04 - “Nevermore " in which Vincent meets up with Elliot to compare hairstyles and Diana gets a little creepy.
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Episode 3x03 - “Walk Slowly"
Join us for Episode 3x03 - “Walk Slowly" wherein no one really cares about children that much. Jenny Aronson makes her return and Joe hires our new favorite character Diana Bennett to solve Catherine’s murder.
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Episode 3x01 and 3x02 - “Though Lovers Be Lost"
Join us for Episode 3x01 and 3x02 - “Though Lovers Be Lost" in which Catherine fucks Vincent back to life and then gets pregnant before being kidnapped by Stephen McHattie. This ep is next level extreme and shocking.
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Episode 2x22 - “The Rest Is Silence"
Join us for Episode 2x22 - “The Rest Is Silence" wherein Vincent is going black lodge Vincent and taking out Catherine’s apartment along the way. It’s a wild ending to season two.
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Episode 2x21 - "Ceremony of Innocence"
Join us for Episode 2x21 - "Ceremony of Innocence" in which Paracelsus pulls a real Paracelsus and then we learn just how fucked up Paracelsus is. It’s a real wild one. Also, Shaft wears a tie that perplexes us.
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Episode 2x20 - "What Rough Beast"
Will joins us for Episode 2x20 - "What Rough Beast" wherein a reporter realizes that there is an unusually high number of brutal maulings happening and Paracelsus hatches a plan for Vincent to realize he is a murderer.
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Episode 2x19 - "The Hollow Men"
Join us for Episode 2x19 - "The Hollow Men" in which rich kids are murdering people for fun. Vincent is appalled by the brutal murder and responds as per usual… with murder. We document a wild array of fashions.
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Episode 2x18 - "A Kingdom by the Sea"
Join us for Episode 2x18 - "A Kingdom by the Sea" wherein the guy that attempted to murder holocaust survivors is being pursued by a South American Death Squad for forcing Capitalism into a leftist nation and for some reason the CIA is backing the leftist in this outrageous fantasy world.
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Episode 2x17 - "Trial"
Join us for Episode 2x17 - "Trial” in which we meet our favorite lawyer Virginia Sheets. We spend all episode in a courtroom drama but somehow Vincent still finds a way to make it all about himself.
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Episode 2x16 - "A Distant Shore"
Join us for Episode 2x16 - "A Distant Shore" wherein Catherine goes out of town for four days and almost nothing happens at all. It is truly wild that this was even put on television. Despite the complete lack of conflict there are some wild fashions and décor.
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Episode 2x15 - "The Watcher"
Join us for Episode 2x15 - "The Watcher" in which a creep peeper stalks, kidnaps, and murders Catherine. Whether he is employed by Father or Jenny, we aren’t sure.
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Episode 2x14 - "When the Blue Bird Sings"
Join us for Episode 2x14 - "When the Blue Bird Sings" wherein Catherine has to deal with a creeper thieving ghost and Jenny Aranson who is definitely the leader of a cult.
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Episode 2x13 - "Arabesque"
Join us for Episode 2x13 - "Arabesque" in which we learn more about Creepy Teen Vincent’s secret murder boner and how father was always the worst. The murder totals continue to rise as does the awful fashion.
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Episode 2x12 - "Orphans"
Join us as we Episode 2x12 - "Orphans" wherein Catherine’s father dies leading her into a downward spiral into fashion anarchy. Also, Pennywise the clown stops by and we learn shocking secrets about Vincent’s murder boner.
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Episode 2x11 - "The Outsiders"
Join us as we Episode 2x11 - "The Outsiders" wherein we find ourselves in a straight-up horror movie as some herda-hada mutants invade the tunnels and start terrorizing the tunnel world.
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Episode 2x10 - "A Gentle Rain"
Join us as we Episode 2x10 - "A Gentle Rain" in which Catherine is the worst, much like the entire concept of justice and punishment via the state. How is Mouse allowed to continue?
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Episode 2x09 - "Brothers"
Join us as we Episode 2x09 - "Brothers" wherein Devin rescues a man from a carnival freakshow and everyone is upset about it and mouse somehow doesn’t die… again.
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Episode 2x08 - "Labyrinths"
Join us as we Episode 2x08 - "Labyrinths" in which Douglas Pembroke goes into the sewer for some Mazes and Monsters antics only to be welcomed and then immediately kicked out. Also, the children form a union to thwart Father.
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Episode 2x07 – “A Fair and Perfect Knight"
Join us as we Episode 2x07 – “A Fair and Perfect Knight" wherein a tunnel-dweller somehow is scammed into a topsider college. He immediately falls in love with Catherine and assumes Vincent is going to murder him, which is a fair assumption. Also lots of kooky fashions.
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Episode 2x06 – “Sticks and Stones"
Join us as we discuss Episode 2x06 – "Sticks and Stones" in which Laura joins a highly ineffective deaf street gang and even worse gets into a relationship with a cop. We learn that even when you escape Father’s sewer cult you are still subject to their control. Because it’s a cult.
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Episode 2x05 – "God Bless The Child"
Join us as we discuss Episode 2x05 – "God Bless The Child” wherein yet another woman wants to have sex with a sewer lion and Father is the worst.
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Episode 2x04 – "Dead of Winter"
Join us as we discuss Episode 2x04 – "Dead of Winter” in which Paracelsus crashes Winterfest in a truly amazing cartoon fashion. Also we take the worst personality test ever.
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Episode 2x03 – "Ashes, Ashes"
Join us as we discuss Episode 2x03 – "Ashes, Ashes” wherein the highlander comes to the sewer with the plague. No one understands how to socially distance and it’s a real bummer. It’s a real quarantine time classic.
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Episode 2x02 – "Remember Love"
Will joins us as we discuss possibly the most ridiculous episode ever, Episode 2x02 – "Remember Love” in which Vincent learns that it’s a good thing he didn’t die as a baby, when he dares to consider a weekend vacation.
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Episode 2x01 – "Chamber Music"
Join us as we start a new season with Episode 2x01 – "Chamber Music” wherein Catherine discovers MDMA and rain. Vincent almost hassles someone to death with a wild disregard for personal boundaries.
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Episode 1x22 – "A Happy Life"
Join us as we discuss the first season finale Episode 1x22 – " A Happy Life” in which Catherine takes the angst to a new level and Joe remains awful.
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Episode 1x21 – "Ozymandias"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x21 – "Ozymandias wherein Catherine is wildly confident about her value and we almost stop someone from making truly awful murals in the sewer. Mouse continues not to be dead.
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Episode 1x20 – "To Reign in Hell"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x20 – "To Reign in Hell" in which we say farewell to our dear sweet champion, Winslow. Vincent and Co. go on a three day journey into the center of the Earth and Catherine gets kidnapped… again.
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Episode 1x19 – "Everything is Everything"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x19 – "Everything is Everything" wherein Catherine develops a very weird relationship with a child. Also Vincent pretends to be a ghost.
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Episode 1x18 – "Fever"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x18 – "Fever" in which gold fever descends upon the sewers with the discovery of a treasure ship. Everyone makes insane decisions and unfortunately Mouse does not die from what should have been a deadly stab wound.
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Episode 1x17 – "Down to a Sunless Sea"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x17 – "Down to a Sunless Sea" wherein we meet Catherine’s worst friend and see the ugliest room ever. Also things get real bonkers in the last 10 min.
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Episode 1x16 – "Promises of Someday"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x16 – "Promises of Someday" in which we meet Father’s pretender son Devin and the super creepy Baby Vincent.
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Episode 1x15 – "Temptation"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x15 – "Temptation" wherein we watch Joe go through a blindingly fast relationship and Catherine and Vincent celebrate their one year anniversary of “never being able to be together” by giving the worst gifts possible.
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Episode 1x14 – "The Alchemist"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x14 – "The Alchemist" in which the worst drug ever is created and Catherine is the all-time best dressed undercover agent.
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Episode 1x13 – "China Moon"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x13 – "China Moon" wherein Keiko O’Brien avoids an arranged marriage by hiding in the sewers. This leads to sewer political drama and eventual sewer ninja drama as one would obviously expect in 1988
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Episode 1x12 – "Shades of Grey"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x12 – "Shades of Grey" in which we meet the worst character ever and the guy who was trying to murder elderly holocaust survivors smugly demands a mulligan.
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Episode 1x11 – "An Impossible Silence"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x11 – "An Impossible Silence" wherein cops are murdering people and Quark is the sewer switchboard operator. Catherine puts a witness in danger and has people breaking into her home… again.
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Episode 1x10 – "A Children's Story"
Matt join us as we discuss Episode 1x10 – "A Children's Story" in which Children are being sold in wacky Oliver Twist-esque schemes and Catherine becomes a murderer.
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Episode 1x09 – "Dark Spirit"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x09 – "Dark Spirit" wherein Catherine has a run-in with voodoo and things get super kooky. We meet Narcissa and see some truly groundbreaking art.
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Episode 1x08 – "Song of Orpheus"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x08 – "Song of Orpheus" in which Father finally goes above ground to face his sadsack past. We spend a fair amount of time discussing the usefulness of timetraveling newspaper codes and abbreviations.
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Episode 1x07 – "Nor Iron Bars a Cage"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x07 – "Nor Iron Bars a Cage" wherein Catherine gets a job offer that is probably not that great, but still shouldn’t be a 24hr decision. Vincent gets captured by the lamest scientists ever and unnecessarily murders his way to freedom.
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Episode 1x06 – "Beast Within"
Join us as we discuss Episode 1x06 – “Beast Within" in which Vincent’s former BFF is now a mob enforcer and Catherine is out to destroy the mob. We all learn about our own Beasts Within and Vincent gouges a man’s eyes out of his skull.