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Satisfying Static
by Satisfying Static
Kristine and Maggie talk about anything and everything.
Episodes
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December 2023 Announcement
Hoping to see you all in the New Year. Thank you all for your unwavering support, means more to both of us than you'll ever know. Sincerely, Kristine and Maggie
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Season 2 Episode 21: Don’t die of dysentery
OGs know that the original way to waste time I’m computer class was Oregon Trail. Did you ever make it out alive? Join our hosts as they jump into old video games, the actual size of Plymouth Rock, Canada’s islands, exploring the oceans, and even more in this week’s turbulent episode. Thanks for...
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Season 2 Episode 20: Who needs hair?
And we’re back with another episode of nonsense and fun facts, but it’s why you love us, isn’t it? This week the Random Word Generator gave our hosts a word they could work with but, of course, took them all over the place. Tune in for a conversation about hair oil, hair care, our nation’s…
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Season 2 Episode 19: Honoring your ancestors
This week’s episode could have honestly gone a lot of ways but the way it went was a little unexpected. We’ll blame it on the end of spooky season or the moon. Tune in for a conversation about reincarnation, ghosts, and honoring your ancestors on this week’s rollercoaster of a podcast. Thanks for...
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Season 2 Episode 18: Mites and Cash
Thanks for tuning into another episode! This week our hosts go through some light housekeeping before diving into the Random Word Generator. where did it take us? Well, let’s just say that “cash” seemed to make our hosts think of literally anything but money. After a quick conversation on whether...
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Season 2 Episode 17: Ferry Nice
Are you ready for another brain dump adventure with our hosts? This week’s word took a weird turn (okay, maybe that’s every week) but tune in as our hosts discuss adults dressed in animal costumes, fake islands that are real islands, and modes of transportation. Thanks for listening! Make sure to...
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Season 2 Episode 16: Do Pandas Correspond?
Hello, again! Our hosts are back with another episode full of fun facts and nonsense. Are you ready? Today’s random word took some interesting turns but the most fun was traveling back in time to the days of the telegram. Don’t know what a telegram is? Don’t worry. Our hosts will explain — with...
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Season 2 Episode 15: Let’s Talk Sh*t
Today’s episode is not for people who are sensitive about poo. Just warning you! For everyone else, don’t worry. We didn’t do a deep dive ;) But today’s Random Word did take our hosts down a path of human body functions, hormones, AI, and grammar. If you’re ready to start your day off with a...
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Season 2 Episode 14: Batteries + Bulbs
Hey again Satisfying Static fans! We have a good one for you today. Genny, our random word generator, gave our hosts a good word this week that took them through some interesting stream-of-consciousness topics. Listen in to learn about flowers, Batteries Plus Bulbs (yes, it’s a store)…
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Season 2 Episode 13: ???
Well hello there! We’re back with another episode and it’s a fun one. Today’s episode touches on celebrities, becoming one with nature, Kristine’s post opp check in, and the mysterious 👀 If that description seems ambiguous…good. Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords)…
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Season 2 Episode 12: Indulge (not bulge)
Thanks for joining us for another episode of Satisfying Static, the pointless podcast with pizzazz! This week the Random Word Generator gave our hosts a couple of fun ones to jump off of. listen in to learn a little (seriously very little) about WWII, hear some classic country tunes, and laugh...
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Season 2 Episode 11: Ahoy, matey!
Well, well, well. We’ve got another week and another episode! To keep this from turning into the Kristine and Maggie update us about their life show, we’ve got a review of Barbie to kick this one off. Once our hosts ADHD finally allowed them to focus we took the conversation to the skies! And the...
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Season 2 Episode 10: Fashion for dummies
Hello again to another episode! We’re so happy you’re here. This week we dive into a slightly shorter update on our hosts lives before firing up the Random Word Generator! This week we dove into a topic that left Kristine speechless for once. Tune in to find out what Kristine’s signature style...
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Season 2 Episode 9: Raid, Raide, Raiders
This episode kicks off with your favorite - housekeeping! So if you tune in for the quick update on our hosts lives, this is a good one. After that, this week’s episode is an interesting whirlwind of bug spray, football, and video games all coming from one word - Raid. How did they do it? Listen…
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Season 2 Episode 8: Not so fun cycles
Welcome back to another episode of Satisfying Static where your constantly inconsistent hosts took us down a rabbit hole of prison, serial killers, and being stuck in not-so-fun cycles. It’s a way more fun episode than it’s sounding…we swear! Thanks for listening! Make sure to follow our socials...
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Season 2 Episode 7: The Eras Episode
No, don’t worry. This episode isn’t ENTIRELY about Taylor Swift. But, of course, this is the Internet and we can’t have a 30 minute span without mentioning her at least once. It’s the law of the upload. But! This episode is about Eras of all kinds and our hosts even wander into musical theatre…
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Season 2 Episode 6: Ample time for nothing
Do you ever feel like you have ample time to do something and then all of a sudden you have no time at all? Yeah, that’s what writing podcast descriptions is like. Join our hosts today for a conversation around how time makes no sense, their favorites operas, and a hunt for hip-hoperas. Enjoy…
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Season 2 Episode 5: Feeling wormy
Oh boy, so we have a show for you today! Are we allowed to call this an educational episode if our hosts learn something? 🤔 Come for the ride as Kristine and Maggie dive down a wormhole…kind of literally. This episode learn if our hosts would still love their partners if they turned into worms,...
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Season 2 Episode 4: The Resignation Dump
What’s a resignation dump? Well, we’re not sure either and honestly this episode isn’t really about that 😅 Listen in to join Kristine and Maggie down a rabbit hole that is resignation letters, garbage dumps, getting dumped, and CarGirl Magazine. As always, thanks for listening! Make sure to…
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Season 2 Episode 3: Fax, no printer
If you’re an OG and miss the good ol’ days before Kristine got better at editing, then you’ll love this down and dirty episode. Our hosts couldn’t leave you hanging without an episode so this one is edit free and it’s a journey. Join us as the Random Word Generator teaches us about unions, takes…
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Season 2 Episode 2: No, really. We insist.
Hello again friends and fans! This week we had a rare occurrence happen on the show: Kristine and Maggie stuck to ONE word. That’s right. They let the Random Word Generator, or Geni for short, rest as they let their brains wander down a wormhole of holding doors open, boundaries, and who knows…
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Season 2 Episode 1: We’re baaaaack!
The words this week: Kettle, Precede After a long (and mysterious hiatus) our hosts Kristine and Maggie are back! Tune in to find out where they’ve been, what the heck kettles have to do with anything, and learn the difference between proceed and precede. If you’re looking for some easy...
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Season 1 Episode 42: Avant Garding
Welcome to another episode of nonsense and nostalgia! This week catch up Kristine’s progress with Millimeters of Mervin and how you can see the photos, find out what avant garde means, hear our hosts discuss moving out of your hometown, and we take a quick tour of Amsterdam’s Red Light District....
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Season 1 Episode 41: Pardon our wind
This week on Satisfying Static we get some life updates on our wonderful hosts. Kristine has been elbow deep in old slides and Maggie has been begging for work - so definitely don’t want to miss this update! As always, the Random Word Generator threw them for a loop with some interesting choices....
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Season 1 Episode 40: Sail away…
Thanks for joining us for another episode! This week Kristine and Maggie tackle sailing (and sales because Maggie is bad at listening), sea life, getting shafted, and embarrassment. Find out how they tired it all together in this week’s battle with the Random Word Generator. Make sure to follow…
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Season 1 Episode 39: Maggie’s looking to move
Welcome to today’s stimulating episode…no, it’s not another episode of Spicy Static. But the random word generator did take Kristine and Maggie down a path of Playboy, stalkers, and Kristine thinking about auditioning for the Circle. Also in today’s episode: Maggie got robbed! And Kristine has…
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Season 1 Episode 38: Fancy some squash?
After a holiday hiatus, our hosts are back with more random word-generator insanity! Okay so maybe not insanity but definitely some entertaining content! With Kristine being sick back to back and Maggie trapped in travel hell, they were happy to get back into it. Make sure to follow our socials...
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Season 1 Episode 37: Duck, duck, rock
Hello, hello! We’re back again with another jam-packed episode of Satisfying Static! This week we get an update on Kristine’s jujitsu’s progress, Maggie’s job hunt, and their holiday madness. Then jump right into a fun conversation about ducks, the devil, artists, and Kristine trying to feed…
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Season 1 Episode 36: Surviving the Oregon Trail
Oh em gee, did Kristine and Maggie craft ;) a great episode for you this week! The random word generator took them on a journey through Home Depot straight into the Oregon Trail. Has anyone ever won that game? This week they also dive into Kristine time traveling, Maggie’s feelings on artisans…
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Season 1 Episode 35: There are too many Scream movies
’Tis the season! For holiday cheer, stress, and decor! Is this episode about the holidays? No! But Kristine and Maggie give an update on their Christmas trees before jumping into a sweeping spiral of conversation. This week we learned about chimney sweeps, the Scream movie franchise (with a touch...
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Season 1 Episode 34: Efflux Everlasting
It’s another day and another fine episode of Satisfying Static! Kristine and Maggie learned a new word today. They also discussed heroes, champions and how to be limitless. All of which had nothing to do with the original word, which was meadow. How did we get here? Find out in this week’s…
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Season 1 Episode 33: Let’s yeet this b*, huh?
Another day, another thrilling episode of Satisfying Static! This week Kristine and Maggie actually kept to one word 😱 Listen in to hear about hangover cures, synonyms for yeet, Kristine’s new plans to escape the healthcare industry, and unfortunately not much else because this was a shortened...
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Season 1 Episode 32: This is what happens when you record hungry
Did you miss us? Kristine and Maggie took a much-needed, but unplanned break last week to catch up on that crazy thing we call life. Never fear though, they were back this week with the trusty random word generator which spit out not one, not two, but THREE words! Mostly because Kristine was…
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Season 1 Episode 31: Another day, another episode
Hey all, we just wanted to take a second and thank everyone who’s been listening along and everyone who joins each week. We never thought y’all would like listening to two girls talk about nothing but…we’re grateful! So here’s another episode with our trusty random word generator (yes, Kristine...
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Season 1 Episode 30: The Big 3-0
It’s out 30th episode! Can you believe it? Our hosts can’t. This week we dusted off the trusty old random word generator for a journey that leads us down surf swells, homelessness, and of course, do housekeeping on Maggie and Kristine’s lives! Thank you thank you thank you to each of you that has...
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Season 1 Episode 29: Talk Therapy
This week’s episode gets a little deep as the questions hit on family, trauma, and shame. Don’t worry though, it’s not a serious episode - like these two could go 5 minutes without cracking a joke. Listen to find out Maggie’s most shameful walk of shame, why Kristine took a selfie inside a shark...
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Season 1 Episode 28: In the cards
It’s time for a change of pace! After lots of positive feedback from last week’s Spicy Static episode, Kristine and Maggie are sticking with the question cards! This time they stayed out of the spicy section and they went through some *interesting* ones. Want to know who Kristine would be locked…
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Season 1 Episode 27: Spicy Static
BY REQUEST. Let us be clear, this special request episode was not our idea. But! The fans want what they want so here we are with an extra special episode called Spicy Static where Kristine and Maggie dive into some spicy question cards while enjoying adult beverages. Where will the question…
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Season 1 Episode 26: Castles and cats
House keeping: is Maggie getting a roommate? Meet Murray, not Maggie’s cat. Which turns into a conversation about…you guessed it: cats! Cat haters, you can jump forward. Then our trusty random word generator spit out…castle! Kristine does a great job of bringing things full circle each time, as...
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Season 1 Episode 25: Want some parm with those feet?
*GAG WARNING* There is a point in this episode in which one of the hosts makes a gagging type noise, please skip this episode if you are sensitive to such sounds. In today’s, interestingly twisted episode we dive into the depths of Kristine’s over analyzing brain for an encounter with a security...
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Season 1 Episode 24: Did you miss us?
Did you miss us? After a little Labor Day break, we’re back and more random than ever! Housekeeping: for anyone looking to take advantage of Student Loan Forgiveness, check the link in Kristine’s profile. Listen in to learn about the oil islands in Long Beach, Kristine and Maggie go down memory...
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Season 1 Episode 23: Please sir, can I have some more?
In today’s extended episode, Kristine demonstrates her amazing ability to bring the conversation back around to the word of the day! How did she do it? Yeah…we’re going to make you listen to find out. Mostly because both Maggie and Kristine have ADHD so they honestly forgot. But! Today’s episode...
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Season 1 Episode 22: Affinity for Salads
If you thought the last one was a little weird (but hilarious), we got another one for you! This week Kristine and Maggie fire up the random word generator AND Google because they had a few things to look up in this one… Learn synonyms for affinity, what Kristine eats for lunch every day, what it...
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Season 1 Episode 21: Back on our Feet
Welcome to another whirlwind episode! This week there was actually only one word, so you know it had to be a good one 😉 Listen in for an update on Kristine’s puzzle adventures, Maggie’s recovery from COVID, how Kristine lived out her history geek fantasies, and the new career path that Maggie is...
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Season 1 Episode 20: The charmed one
Jump right in to find out why Kristine doesn’t like the word sword, what Maggie has against Ren Faire, and why neither of them like Crocs. As usual, this episode comes with some fun facts, some psychoanalyzing, dad jokes, and some entertaining anecdotes. Make sure to follow our socials...
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Season 1 Episode 19: The Puzzle Talk one
No, this isn’t a special episode of Satisfying Static. It’s just one with a bonus intro all about Kristine’s progress in puzzle making. Find out how much time it took to complete her first 500 piece practice puzzle! Then they jump into the random word generator to take us down a brain dump…
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Season 1 Episode 18: The one about dating shows
Join Kristine and Maggie as we get an update on Kristine’s puzzle competition progress, find out which reality dating shows these two love watching, and the rotating school lunch menus these two endured. Or if you don’t care what they talk about and just need some easy-listening background noise,...
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Season 1 Episode 17: The THICC one
In today’s rollercoaster of an episode, find out how not to talk to your girlfriend, what kind of women Maggie is into, why urban food deserts should not be a thing, modern day warfare, and what quitting sugar is like. It’s a jam-packed episode, so hang on! Make sure to follow our socials...
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Season 1 Episode 16: The BTS one
Welcome to another episode of chaotic fun! This week we get a (very) exciting update from Kristine’s puzzle adventures before they jumped into the random word generator! Spoiler: it was a two word episode. Listen into what makes an awesome puzzle, hustle culture, bad marketing, cigarillos, and...
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Season 1 Episode 15: The 6am one
It’s been a tough week in the U.S., and the random word generator didn’t do Kristine and Maggie any favors today. But! With enough RvW content circling the internet already, our hosts take us down a wild ride of puzzle-making, PEJ, and Kristine’s tendency to build something herself if she can’t...
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