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Save Haven

by Mercrutio

Name’s mercrutio. Just trying to do Life and its subsidiaries poetic justice.Updates on Thursday.I’m on insta (don’t post like a Kardashian, but).Check me out on Wattpad. Please. I’m a starving artist....PLEASE!

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Episodes

  1. No One Blessed Me

    God Bless America, but smite me, for living is a sin. For now, I’m just a first world problem.

  2. a morning alone

    It’s comforting to know that people worry about you. Don’t leave them worrying.

  3. Social Life

    Five poems that reveal why my social circle has shrunk and become stagnant in growth.

  4. Can’t Sleep, Dreams Too Loud🌙

    Midnight tidings, not tollings/ even when I’m tired, my brain keeps holding/ awake, afraid to sleep/ if I do, do I get my soul to keep?/or am I lost to the void/ like a dream lost to Styx?

  5. HALF-HEARTED LIFE STORY

    Fuvking up my life, it’s an ugly timeline, but it’s all I have that’s mine.

  6. ReTRoGraDe (a fraction)

    "I’m fucking up my life and I know it..." -morning light, thebreathingbackwards

  7. Faking For Fun

    I entered a fake relationship a while ago for kicks. I wanted to see how manipulative I could be. But I forgot that love always plays me.

  8. FEBRUARY FEVER AND LOVE (good/bad)

    I have February Fever. How bout you? Also, the story about the girl I screwed over... she returned the favor, and like all great artists before me I’m going to send it back in my medium.

  9. Self Progression

    I’m suddenly a self-help guru. As growing humans, we have problems; let’s address them.

  10. Poems Like Postcards

    I’ve been gone awhile (again), but while I’ve been gone I’ve written poems documenting what’s been going on lately. My headspace has kinda been in a black hole. Thankfully, I’m back where I’m supposed to be: lost in orbit. But, hey, I got some crazy stories to share. Keep ya posted 😉

  11. LATE

    The episode isn’t as sad as it seems...😗

  12. Just A Bunch Of Poems

    We aren’t gonna talk about the Ice Cream.

  13. Rants

    There is something wrong with you if you think a pencil on a desk is creative. Make an argument, I’ll hear you out.

  14. Morning, Still Sick

    Sup, and mornin’, I am sick and I’m not over it.

  15. ReCreation:Intermission

    It’s short, I promise. I know we’re all tired of hearing about ReCreation.

  16. Conviction (dénoue)

    These are the ones I couldn’t upload, because my computer died. RIP.

  17. Please Read Description

    Nearly started crying in class when the teacher brought it up. I was hardly one when it happened, but I was American. I AM American, and a proud patriot. I am proid of what we can do. America is great, because of the people within it. Greatness is an ACT. Never forget. A moment of silence.

  18. WAAAY Past Our Bedtime

    I shouldn't be up this late. These are just some notes I had laying around. I thought I would "ASMR" them to you.

  19. Midnight Chat 🌙

    1st one in a while... less weird, but you’ll manage.

  20. My thoughts Vocalised

    This is all random

  21. My Computer Is DEAD

    RIP my computer... and toss it in a fire.

  22. CONVICTION

    It's more than all I have...

  23. Downcast

    This isn't the most depressing thing I've published. That being said, it's not the most upbeat either.

  24. Late Upload

    I don’t even remember what this is about; I recorded it so long ago.

  25. Despite The Tone Of The Poems, I'm Doing Okay (?)

    My existence is becoming unraveled, but when you're used to a tangled mess, straight lines often make you fussy.

  26. Phone's At 7%

    ACT II, stage left, let's get it right. I’ve been gone awhile, but I’m back (at least pretend to be happy).

  27. AMENDS

    It's my fault. I should have been stronger. But the shame I continue to carry makes me weak-- it makes US weak. We need to let go. To look what's chained us in the eye and tell it we're better. I am not my past.

  28. Smile While The Train Pulls Off

    There are SOOO many cool people here.

  29. i made some interesting choices... i'll share them later.

    The morning was good... WAS***

  30. A Morning Adventure | B&B

    I get stuck in a tree with a fake milkshake 😅😓

  31. people aren't for me lately

    I'm late, but ask me if i care. Now refer to the title for an answer.

  32. It All Started With FG Fries...

    Morning, FOOLS

  33. This Is Just What's Decided To Happen Today

    Counseling, the past, and what I am now.

  34. Mismatch Morning And No Eggs

    I didn't eat breakfast, I'm wearing shoes that don't match, and I may have failed the SAT... Am I relateable or what?? 😏

  35. This Is Soooo All About Me

    Past, future, present. Imma keep doing me the best I can, even when I remember how much life suck(-s)(-ed)(is sucking)

  36. I LOVE TOAST | B&B

    We talk about trans- and homo- phobia; beware. Send me some research on those phobias, pls!!

  37. The Day Was Too Much...

    I didnt know what else to say, honestly

  38. Declarations And Junk

  39. Somehow I woke up today, so you should too | B&B

    Coleslaw=bummy-mood

  40. Shameless, Ex-Crush, And Other Irrelevant Stuff

    I have a headache again :(

  41. And The Text Wars Begin!

    The text wars have begun... No one leaves me on a lù... NO ONE 😡!!

  42. ready to start the day? | B&B

    Good Morning

  43. actually midnight

    It became midnight, and the episode reset, so, here.

  44. Going On Midnight... 🌙

    I'm up a little too late.

  45. ReCreation: Repent

    I'm sorry. I tried. I'm sorry I wasn't enough. I'm sorry I let you down. I'm sorry I'm pathetic, I'm vain, I'm worthless, I think too much, I'm sorry I keep screwing up and my life is a trainwreck still struggling along the tracks. I'm so f#@%ing sorry that this is who I am! Who I became... If…

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  46. i can ramble

    I didn't have anything to talk about really. I know I'm not correlated or relateable at all, but I wanna be. So if you want something, then tell me.

  47. I'm Always Freaking Late

    I woke up at like 6:20am. Like what??

  48. challenges and music

    Music is great-- freaking amazing even. But some songs are just straight up C R E A M 🤤

  49. woke up for once

    Morning, peoples

  50. co-starring: THE WIND 😃

    I talk about random ish. As usual.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Name’s mercrutio. Just trying to do Life and its subsidiaries poetic justice.Updates on Thursday.I’m on insta (don’t post like a Kardashian, but).Check me out on Wattpad. Please. I’m a starving artist....PLEASE!

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Name’s mercrutio. Just trying to do Life and its subsidiaries poetic justice.Updates on Thursday.I’m on insta (don’t post like a Kardashian, but).Check me out on Wattpad. Please. I’m a starving artist....PLEASE!

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