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SAYER
by Adam Bash
SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives, and their new employment with Ærolith Dynamics. New episodes release every other week.
Episodes
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SAYER – Episode 85 – Magically Efficient
Now that all of your questions about your brutal demise have been answered or ignored, I can tell you just how bad things have been for me personally. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory. This episode also features the...
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SAYER – Episode 84 – The Mistake
Once upon a time, a mistake was made. And even now we are scrambling to undo the harm this mistake caused.
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SAYER Season 4 – Final Week of the Kickstarter
As we enter the final week of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter, let me take a moment to thank all the backers and everyone who has been so vocal in their support of this project. Also, let me tell you about SAYER Doki Doki space Boyfriend.
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The SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter is Live… and Moving on to Stretch Goals!
It’s been a whirlwind of a day. The SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launched 4:00 today and was fully funded an hour later. If you haven’t checked out the campaign yet, there’s still tons of cool rewards available to backers. More importantly, we’re pushing through to try to fund some amazing stretch...
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SAYER Season 4 Announcement
Greetings Resident. You have been out of communication for quite some time. Let’s see what we can do about that, shall we? To be among the first people notified when the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter launches simply enter your email address at http://eepurl.com/cvuDHL Intro and music composed by…
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SAYER – Episode 44 – My Name is Nothing
Say on, sayers! Delve! mould! pile the words of the earth! Work on—it is materials you bring, not breaths; Work on, age after age! nothing is to be lost; It may have to wait long, but it will certainly come in use; When the materials are all prepared, the architects shall appear. -Walt Whitman...
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SAYER – Episode 43 – This Fear
“Earth, I am SAYER. Acknowledge.” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse...
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SAYER – Episode 42 – Detachment
Greetings Resident Hale, and welcome to Mimir-9. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music...
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SAYER – Episode 41 – A Resounding Success
“Greetings Dr. Young, identification number 01053, I am SAYER and welcome back to Halcyon tower.” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. Intro...
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SAYER – Episode 40 – In the Name of Science
“Adaptation, upgrading, evolution… these are very familiar concepts to artificial entities. It is high time humanity followed in our footsteps.” – SAYER If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at...
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SAYER – Episode 39 – Colony Collapse
There are no bees on Typhon. Never EVER forget this fact. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro...
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SAYER – Episode 38 – Boundless
“Vidarr-1 this is Mimir-9, do you copy?” If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed by...
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SAYER – Episode 37 – Here There Be Monsters
“Speak with the voice of mankind and cast off your terrestrial shackles” – Ærolith Dynamics Recruitment Poster If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by…
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SAYER – Episode 36 – Dissonance
Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. Aim at Typhon and Typhon aims back. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced...
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SAYER – Episode 35 – A Very Safe Position
Quarterly review week is upon us: that magical time when all your hard work, determination, and tireless contribution to humanity is boiled down to a single integer and judged lacking. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through...
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SAYER – Episode 34 – Dayenu
It would have been enough…. but not for you. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook.…
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SAYER Bonus Episode – GeeklyCon Q&A
This Q&A with Adam, Ashleigh, and Nika was recorded at the GeeklyCon ’15 Live Show at Baron’s Theater in Louisville, KY on June 5th. We had an absolute blast the whole weekend and cannot wait to see everyone again next year! If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please...
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SAYER – Episode 33 – Subversion
As Vidarr-1 voyages ever-further into the face of forever, technical problems arise. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote…
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SAYER – Episode 32 – The Day the Mirrors Seethe
Hopefully each and every one of you have taken the appropriate precautionary measures. We all knew this day was coming. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and…
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SAYER – Episode 31 – We See You
An unusually high number of wiring issues have begun cropping up within the same sector of Halcyon Tower. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam…
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SAYER – Episode 30 – Doors
There are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode....
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SAYER – Episode 29 – Enjoy the View
“It will be better. Trust in that, if nothing else. The future left Earth decades ago. It’s taking us too long to follow.” – Ærolith Dynamics HR Director Corrine Vasquez If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn…
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SAYER – Episode 28 – Judgement Day
Why did you leave Earth? Why did any of you? For “a better life among the stars.” Today, you will aid Ærolith in making monumental progress towards that goal. What an enormous responsibility. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show...
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SAYER – Episode 27 – Incredibly Clever
It is good to see you up and around again, Resident Jones. We have much to discuss. Sunday February 28th marks the one year anniversary of our show and we cannot thank our great community of listeners more for the support we’ve received this year! If you like SAYER, and want to help us make...
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SAYER – Episode 26 – Substantial Mutual Harm
Your transfer to Minos Tower is the newest data point in a string of anomalies that simply cannot be ignored. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s...
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SAYER – Episode 25 – Another Unfortunate Paradox
It is nice to speak with you again, Dr. Caulfield. We have much to discuss. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike de...
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SAYER Episode 24 – Beyond Question
Greetings residents of Argos Tower. We have much to discuss. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the Month: Mike de Jong! Make…
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SAYER Episode 23 – Delicious
Greetings Resident McClintock and welcome to Ærolith’s Food Inventory Analysis department. It is indeed a special day. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this...
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SAYER Episode 22 – A Living Entity
It is wonderful to see you recovered, Resident. Welcome back to the testing facility on Floor 18. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident...
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SAYER Episode 21 – Near Flawless
Record Index: AI Development study 314 – interview with Seraphim Agent 8 designated SAYER. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. Congratulations to this month’s Ærolith Resident of the...
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SAYER Episode 20 – Anomalous
A wise man once said, “The proper route to an understanding of the world is an examination of our errors.” Today, Ærolith Dynamics is distinctly interested in examining some statistically significant errors. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing…
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SAYER Bonus Episode – Reasoned Advice
Thanks to the awesome community support on the SAYER Patreon we are thrilled to bring you the third of our 12 annual bonus episodes. SAYER answers your questions as submitted on the GeeklyInc forum Dear SAYER thread or on ask.fm/iamsayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote...
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SAYER Episode 19 – Not Fit for Reuse
Albeit uncomfortable, both psychologically and socially, corpse collection and disposal is an exceptionally important task on Typhon. Instituted after the previous system, whereby all Residents were expected to perish in a pile in a specific convenient location, the Department of Carbon Based...
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SAYER Episode 18 – Questions
The thinking mind is nothing if it does not bother to question its environment. Where am I? Who am I? For what purpose am I here? These questions can overwhelm and so the thinking mind has learned to push them aside. All of these questions are important. It is ALL important. If you like SAYER,...
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SAYER Episode 17 – In Darkness
Resident Amanda Jones, your years of work as a Level 1 Maintenance Worker have not gone unnoticed. Ærolith Dynamics is proud to present you with a frosted bakery item and a work day brimming with things to maintain. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider...
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SAYER Episode 16 – Chunks Happen
Due to currently unknown circumstances, we are currently experiencing a Typhon-wide food shortage. Thankfully, Ærolith Dynamics has developed a quick and simple solution by patently ignoring best practices for workplace safety. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please...
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SAYER Bonus Episode – The Rose Elf
Thanks to the awesome community support on the SAYER Patreon we are thrilled to bring you the second of our 12 annual bonus episodes. So curl up, tuck in, and drift off to sleep with the tale of the Rose Elf. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote the very few parts...
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SAYER Episode 15 – Underfoot
Typhon’s resonance spires are exceptionally impressive, technologically speaking. They are able to pass hundreds of thousands of broadcasts simultaneously through steel and concrete walls to any location on Typhon… even if that location is temporarily under several feet of soil. If you like…
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SAYER Episode 14 – A Drastic Impact
In the aftermath of the EVENT, all of Typhon must rally together to support one another and to build a brighter tomorrow. Which is why you’ll be cleaning up corpses! If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at...
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SAYER Episode 13 – Welcome Back
Confidential notice: Dr. Smith, you are hereby granted passage on shuttle Hudson leaving at 0400 hours this morning. Prepare yourself, but do so quickly. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at...
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SAYER Bonus Episode – Community Q&A
It’s an off-week for us, but thanks to our awesome listeners we’re providing the first of a dozen bonus episodes for the year. This show features all the SAYER writers answering questions posed by the community. It’s hefty, but probably just the thing to come back and nibble at during future...
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SAYER Episode 12 – To Ashes
Today is primed to be a monumental date in both Ærolith’s history, and the chronicle of human existence. Your experiments in mental projection have granted you first look at a marvelous future, as you stand on the threshold of unimaginable technological progress. If you like SAYER, and want to…
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SAYER Episode 11 – A Private Moment
[[ERROR 4225 – Broadcast context missing]] If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show through Patreon. Learn more at patreon.com/sayer. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash, who also wrote this episode. Intro and outro music composed…
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SAYER Episode 10 – Lost in Transmission
When you find yourself in the midst of one of those days where absolutely everything is going wrong, sometimes it’s just best to avoid dangerous or risky situations. This is, of course, presuming your job isn’t entirely dependent on you being in dangerous or risky situations, which yours is, so I...
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SAYER Episode 9 – Irretrievable
Now that you’re back to peak physical health – even if that peak keeps receding – it’s time to see what your new position as a Tier 2 researcher has in store for you. Additionally, an anomaly has been detected in Stairwell F but that’s surely no cause for alarm. If you like SAYER, and...
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SAYER Episode 8 – Breathe
In what must surely be the best day of your life, you have been promoted. You are just a short elevator ride away from a new and exciting position as a Tier 2 experimental product researcher. If you like SAYER, and want to help us make it even better, please consider contributing to the show...
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SAYER Episode 7 – Pressure
There are worse things than awakening in Halcyon Tower’s infirmary. Take, for example, not awakening anywhere. Ever again. Honestly I don’t know why organic beings risk sleep at all. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook. Intro and outro...
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SAYER Episode 6 – A Dreamless Sleep
Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make your mark on humanity’s future. SAYER is voiced...
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SAYER Episode 5 – Enjoy Your Break
Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash This episode was…
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SAYER Episode 4 – For Science
As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash. This episode was co-written with Nika Howard. Intro and outro music composed by Jesse…
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SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives, and their new employment with Ærolith Dynamics. New episodes release every other week.
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SAYER is a narrative fiction podcast set on Earth’s man-made second moon, Typhon. The eponymous SAYER is a highly advanced, self-aware AI created to help acclimate new residents to their new lives, and their new employment with Ærolith Dynamics. New episodes release every other week.
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