Scattered Afterthoughts

Geronimo sits upon a Texan ivory tower far up above the laws of his countrymen. Talk of things that would have been current a month ago. There’s a low whirring at some point that just kinda happens for a while. It’s like the third season of Twin Peaks.

Three people awaken from their two year cryo sleep so that one may experience resurfaced memories of the strongest gamer bro in the multiverse while the other two resume discussing One Piece. Music by Joshua.

Corbin’s talent as a programmer is under appreciated. Joshua is light-headed. Geronimo loses his shit for some reason over talking about which Sonic characters he finds “hot” after recounting childhood trauma.Mu

WARNING: Elden Ring bashing and like 30 straight minutes of Batman talk.Josh caught the suds and Corbin does an Elden Ring postmortem where we nitpick it to hell. After, Geronimo tastes the stars and it kinda tastes like cherry and we spend entirely too long talking about new and old Batman films.Music by Joshua.

oh god fuck we recorded this before the actual stuff with Ukraine started happening please don’t get mad we aren’t like the dumb shits on Twitter trying to make light of everything uhhgh fuck shit

wouldn’t it be fucked up if Geronimo went out and had a little day out on the townwouldn’t it be fucked up if we had better relationships with our dadswouldn’t it be fucked up if copyright laws didn’t hurt peoplewouldn’t it be fucked up if ya girl neglected you for her booksgumby

It’s the fiftieth episode spectacular, two out of three people just fucking shill some fast food chains because the the other person is in the bathroom, a weird motif of conversations about bodily waste, I killed my mother on April 13, 2002, and I got away with it. They took pity on me because I was just a child, but I knew what I was doing. I work at a post office now and have a dog that hates me.

Hey, scatterheads, we’ve got a real pickle here. Corbin hasn’t stopped playing Dark Souls 3 since the last episode, and he’s on his fifth playthrough. He stopped coming into work, and rent’s coming up at the end of the month. Any little bit helps, and we know he needs it! $CorbinEdwards Music by Joshua. Also don’t actually give us money – Geronimo

Corbin goes to a big dance performance during year two of a pandemic during a new mutation like a fucking idiot, but gets to learn about a Chinese cult. NFT’s are a cancer. Troy Baker is a shill. We played Guilty Gear together after this

Corbin really hates some guy from Better Call Saul, Joshua really likes Metroid Dread, nobody else has seen the new spiderman, and Geronimo continues to like Taylor Swift. It’s a Scattered Afterthoughts Christmas. Music by Kevin MacLeod (I didn’t have time to find another Christmas song – Geronimo)

It’s almost Christmas time. A Marvel movie is in theaters, people are delivering food on bicycles in the freezing cold, families all around the globe are watching Eight Crazy Nights, as is tradition. Wouldn’t it be cool if there was a show about like people working at an office or something? I think I’d call it like ‘cubicles’ yknow. Music by Corbin and Kevin MacLeod (Wish Background).

The heat death of the universe (also known as the Big Chill or Big Freeze)[1] is a hypothesis on the ultimate fate of the universe, which suggests the universe would evolve to a state of no thermodynamic free energy and would therefore be unable to sustain processes that increase entropy. Heat death does not imply any particular absolute temperature; it only requires that temperature differences or other processes may no longer be exploited to perform work. In the language of physics, this is when the universe reaches thermodynamic equilibrium. If the topology of the universe is open or flat, or if dark energy is a positive cosmological constant (both of which are consistent with current data), the universe will continue expanding forever, and a h Music by Joshua.

Geronimo demands that everyone list off everything that they have ran over with their car, but is distracted by talk of Beastars. Also, everyone talked about the fucking Capitol raid, because this was recorded a few days after that happened. Happy New Year. Jesus Christ Music by Joshua.

What if you were a little molten man, a melty boy, and it made you sleep but then your aunt got you too much kitchenware and that made you mad? damn

Geronimo’s secret game developer and corrupt workplace lineage becomes unveiled as a result of Joshua’s constant poking around. It’s the episode where they all talk about Christmas. They talk about Christmas. It’s Christmas. Corbin’s phone is old or something, he bitches about it, fuck you, Corbin. Music by Joshua.

Haunted by ghosts of religious school sermons past, just about nothing has changed. There is little good news, besides Joshua getting a house. Corbin got a nice keyboard, so he can keep making his little songs. We get political. We’re a political show now. We talked about a political thing. We’re adults. We’re serious now. Also, late as usual, given that we’re talking about Cyberpunk 2077’s anticipated launch. Music by Joshua.

Corbin learns what a “live-action Mulan” is and holds back tears while explaining his perception of Pewdiepie’s fan base. Geronimo tries to rationalize his way through the situation while Joshua obsessively explains the problems behind Yandere Simulator. Music by Joshua. Check out Corbin and Joshua’s band here!https://sinandpunishment.bandcamp.com/releases

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Corbin and Geronimo’s lackluster mourning is interrupted by the arrival of a strange visitor. Everything is still burning.

Despite the recent declassification of information regarding UFO’s and the like, Corbin and Geronimo remain blissfully unaware of the menace known as Krevin (a space ape)- Corbin is too preoccupied with reverting his body back to its former state of unhindered purity to be concerned. Joshua was found dead of gunshot wounds in his car on the night of May 5, 2020. Music by Joshua.

Oh, god, we’re not dead. Geronimo has lost his life, because he gives himself to Persona 5, but he’s not technically dead. Corbin is pleasant and consistently creative in times of stress and decay. He has a cute laugh. Joshua has gone through a whole-ass story arc and has a scar and eye-patch now, with longer hair to match. Breathe. Music by Joshua.

Joshua, Geronimo, and Corbin get real thankful and discuss and make fun of people online with much larger followings than them. Corbin defeats his cycle of isolation. A mouse wheel is broken. Music by Joshua . . . and Corbin.

Corbin suffers from nightmares of social cancellation. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic the Hedgehog hates the police. Sonic th Music by Joshua.

On a spooky edition of Scattered Afterthoughts, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua curate the worst creepypasta in the world. All’s well until Squidward commits suicide . . . again, Mario gets haunted, and placentas rupture. It’s the Scattered Afterthoughts Halloween spooktacular. Music by Joshua

Geronimo resigns himself to his anime game corner to avoid the bad energy emanating from Joshua’s many ongoing personal crises, all of which he copes with through his remarkable JUICE WRLD impression. Wanting to get in on the rap game as well, Corbin gets his ear pierced, being contacted soon after by his heroes in BROCKHAMPTON. Music by Joshua.

Joshua tries to make a funny observation, but the conversation devolves into Corbin grasping at straws to cash in on a bloated anime meme, then sits in the corner as Joshua and Geronimo ponder aimlessly over new Fire Emblem mechanics and fiction’s fixation with cousin-based incest. Music by Joshua.

Corbin finds a purpose in life through a Runescape membership, to Geronimo’s dismay and Joshua’s support- the era of peace is brought to an abrupt halt, however, when Ben Shapiro breaks into Joshua’s apartment with the intention of engaging in debate. Shaken up by the trauma of the invasion, the trio examines their social lives in the midst of the blossoming but likely ill-fated marriages of their peers, culminating in Corbin’s decision to lead a life of celibacy. Joshua holds out due to the fact that the Sonic film will be released on Valentine’s Day, necessitating romantic companionship. Music by Joshua.

Joshua finally digs his way to freedom after being trapped for six months in a hole he accidentally fell into, only to find that he’s been replaced by a racist ethereal being from dimensions beyond our comprehension. As Corbin, Geronimo, and “Paul” discuss MORE upcoming Marvel movies and the Kyoto Animation fire, Joshua fights desperately to preserve the integrity of the show. Donate to victims of Kyoto Animation attack: https://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2019/07/24-1/kyoto-animation-officially-starts-accepting-donations-through-bank-transfer Music: Joshua Sounds: Corbin

In the wake of Michael Jackson’s death, Corbin, Geronimo, and Joshua come together to discuss Corbin’s time in Japan studying abroad, Joshua’s education crumbling marriage, and Geronimo’s time at Anime Expo playing the Kingdom Hearts III demo. Also discussed are Corbin’s dream about being murdered by Neil Degrasse Tyson, Geronimo’s budding stock market. Music and sound effects by Joshua.

It’s a brand new and shiny episode after a not-so-short break! In this episode, Geronimo gushes about persona 5, Joshua fails to move on from 13 Reasons Why, and Corbin remembers the good old days of Minecraft. We also discuss PC ports of console games, the new Nightwing and Batgirl movies, James Comey, and zombie-survival games. P.S: Sorry about the audio quality this episode. Local recording corrupted, so we needed to use backup recording.

Brought to you by white ambiguously racist rappers, Geronimo admits that he accidentally ingested his copy of Persona 5 while delirious from eating an extra Flinstones vitamin. That doesn’t stop him from talking about his favorite 2D girlfriend JRPG series, though, an interest that Joshua accepts due to Corbin’s vow of silence giving him no choice. Also of interest is the season 2 premiere of Sword Art Online x The Walking Dead: Attack on Titan, full of fun stuff like mom consumption and unfaithful horses, leading in to a few 4chan experiences and discussion of Yooka-Laylee’s reception, which, although somewhat mixed, is still better than the reception Joshua’s service gets when he works his shifts at Cracker Barrel.

Despite the new Mass Effect’s legion of undead , there have been some great games this year, and there are more to come. Joshua mentions this while blinking back tears as Geronimo brags about how he works not because he NEEDS to, but because he WANTS to. Corbin is distraught over being unable to sell his blood, but they all bond over just how good Breath of the Wild is, which only Joshua has put a lot of time into.

With the Nintendo Switch looming on the horizon, a strange new outlook overtakes Geronimo, Joshua, Corbin, and Luke- one of disappointment and decay. Don’t even listen to this. It doesn’t matter that they talk about Mass Effect. It doesn’t matter that they talk about the Batman movie’s directorial woes. It’s the worst content ever. Just don’t waste your time.

In this episode, the Samurai Jack trailer cures all illnesses, Joshua is placed under intense government surveillance while facing charges of Gameboy Advance ROM downloading, and some strangers inspired by the dour case cram a Bible into a top-loader NES and show off their creation to the world, dubbing it the “Retroblox.”

In this episode of the Scattered Afterthoughts podcast: Luke almost dies, Geronimo serves post-apocalyptic tacos, and Joshua worries over the short lifespan of echidnas.

In the wake of the death of Christmas, Geronimo, Corbin, and Joshua discuss the Nintendo Switch, Saving Private Jar Jar, and the affair that destroyed Donkey Kong’s life. Joshua is temporarily warped into subspace, where he learns that sometimes things are okay and not completely terrible.

2016 is finally coming to an end and the Scattered Afterthoughts crew is ready to talk about it in another Christmas episode.

It’s the Christmas Episode!

Jason and Joshua become a horrific amalgamate machination that speaks through a Captain D's drive-thru microphone as a result of their tampering with alchemy, Blake talks about Overwatch, and little Blake is pleased with his anime recommendations. Geronimo fights to distinguish himself from the PLEBS

The crew gets together for episode 17.

Geronimo, Jason, Joshua, and Nick spend time talking about Fallout 4, Battlefront, and Mass Effect: Andromeda. But as is the Scattered Afterthoughts way, the quartet spend most of the time debating the purpose of Taco Bell and exploring romance in video games. Of course, the crew wouldn't dream of losing a chance to talk about chassis, or knickers for that matter. So sit back, relax, and try to keep up.

The boys are back! In this episode, it's a medley of guests showing off the new format for Scattered Afterthoughts.

Join Geronimo, Corbin, Jason, and Joshua as they embark on a magical journey to a land about Christmas. On the way there, however, games and recently released movies are discussed. Music by Kevin MacLeod

The 13th episode of the Scattered Afterthoughts podcast. We talk about Wind Waker HD and many other cool topics.

The 12th episode of the Scattered Afterthoughts Podcast. We talk about Iron Man 3, Injustice, Gearbox being sued, and Play Station 4. Music: “Theme for Harold (var. 1)” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The Christmas Special of the Scattered Afterthoughts podcast! We hope you enjoy and have a very merry Christmas, and a happy new year. Music: “Theme for Harold (var. 1)” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode of the Scattered Afterthoughts podcast, well . . . just listen to Joshua’s intro. Music: “Theme for Harold (var. 1)” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, Geronimo, Jason and Joshua discuss their excitement about Dishonored, Assassin’s Creed III, Halo 4, as well as their thoughts on the inevitable Batman reboot and Justice League movie and the greatness that is Sherlock. Plus, a holiday announcement!  Music: “Theme for Harold (var. 1)” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode of Scattered Afterthoughts– Corbin goes to band camp

The Scattered Afterthoughts crew talk about some very geeky things, such as Star Wars and Doctor Who.