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Schmodcast
by Schmodcast the Podcast
Two PLPs in a PPOD. That’s two platonic life partners in a perpetual phase of discovery. Tune in or don’t - we’re cataloging our life together either way - from mundane curiosities to big “WHAT IFs”. It’s stuff we think the other person will find interesting (a high bar since we spend almost all our time together already), lots of fun tidbits about beginner homesteading, and chicken updates as we basically live out a reboot of Green Acres. This description is so good that now you have to listen, or don’t, it’s whatever.
Episodes
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Hurrican’t
Just two platonic life partners who want to know - are you a hurriCANE or a HurriCAN’T ? Connectz and Correctz bring a whirlwind of cat updatez 💔❤️🩹🐈🐈⬛🫘 and explanations for our long pawz from recording. Hot Topz will blow you away with weather punz and which fashion mag gives away monster...
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Femoral Head
Just two platonic life partners with a broken kitty, half a hop top, and so many chicken and cat chat updates we don’t know where to start so let’s just get into it. ▶️🦴🐈⬛ #SchmodCatz #beebopBOOPbeebop #technicaldifficultiez #newfamilect
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Muchas Gracias
Just two platonic life partners who are full of gracias 🙏. Connectz and Correctz bring pearlz ⚪️ of wisdom from top fanz 🪭 and the latest shenanigans from our chickens 🐥🐓 and cats 🐈⬛ 🐈. Hot Topz find us still recapping our last adventure. New foods 🌭, old cities 📜🏞️, deep dives 🤿…
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Ship Happens
Just dos compañeros de vida platónicos cruising through Latin America 🇨🇱🇵🇪🇪🇨🇵🇦. Connectz & Correctz help us cope with missing our catz while we earn our trusty shellback status🐱🌎. Hot Topz 🔥🎤 our fanz and travel companionz share what they appreciated most on this adventure ✨🗺️. This...
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No Sweat
Just two PLPs breezing through all kinds of tough stuff and travel on travel ✈️🌬️. Connectz & Correctz cover bean experiments from our fanz 🫘, neuromas not aromas 🦶, and the actual bell hooks book you should read.📚 Hot Topz 🔥 teach us how to swim fast while traveling slow 🏊♀️🐢. This...
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Not Dead Yet
Just two platonic life partners who have been too busy to podcast. So what have we been doing?? EVERYTHING ELSE! From visitors, to island 🏝️ hopping, to tournaments, to home improvement projects 💦🚱, these PLPz can and do have it all, including on-demand slushies 🧃🍹. This epersode’s hot 🔥…
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Podcasting 101
Just two platonic life partners who are obviously experts at podcasting basics. Connectz and Correctz bring us some good chicken chat 🐓 🥚, some Fibonacci shoutouts, and finding refulgent people ✨🪩😁 in these trying times. Hot topz (and cold bottoms) help us picture and not picture a brighter,...
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100!!!
Just two platonic life partners celebrating 100 EPERSODES! 💯 Can you believe it?! After a pretty deep dive on beans and buns and many Connectz and Correctz, we get back on track celebrating our centennial! Join us as we reflect on why we schmod and the highlights ⬆️ and lowlights ⬇️ from our...
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And a Hippo New Year
Just two platonic life partners having a restive and festive holiday season ✨. Connectz and Correctz covered our classic chats and joyfully reintroduced a long-forgotten and deeply missed chat: BeanChat 🫘🫛. Hot tops 🔥 focus on ways people are connected and connecting through space and time…and...
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Kiholoholos
Just two platonic life partners who recently returned from perhaps our favorite place on earth 🌊☀️🏝️⛺️🐙. Connectz and Correctz are here, there, everywhere and the PLPz try to stick to an outline. Hot Topz are about two gals we can’t stop thinking about 🎶🎤🐈😻. This epersode is sponsored by...
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Hiloholos
Just two PLPs adventuring close to home 🏡🌊. Connectz & Correctz chase down the truth behind who really wrote the grandparents’ travel journal ✍️📓, brings a new segment 🚨 schmodCAT 🚨, and chicken chat is a blast from the past 🐓⏳. Hot Topz 🔥 bring you outside wet carpets 💦 and inside warm...
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Aww, Suki Suki Now
Just two PLPs who got Coco a platonic life partner 🐈⬛❤️🐈. This week’s Connectz & Correctz reveals Suki’s mysterious eye color 🧿✨, shared a lack of chicken updates 🐓🚫 and Subie Waves 👋😔. Hot Topz 🔥 take us on interesting journeys in unreliable vehicles 🎃🚣🚙🛢️. Sponsored by microphones…
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This Ain’t Our First Rodeo
Just two PLPs who recently revisited the place where they first met 🏡💫. This week’s Connectz & Correctz overflows with citrus confusion 🍋, progress updatez on our 100 movies 🎥 🍿and pondering when is the right time to hang a picture of Jeff Goldblum in your bathroom? (Spoiler 🚨: always.) Hot...
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Okie Doke
Just two platonic life partners reporting on location from the Center of the Universe. Connectz and Correctz introduce new farm chats, probably repeats on amazing scuba adventures 🤿, to plunge or not to plunge 🥶, and a complete lack of subie wave 👋 watch updates. Hot topz teach us about…
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Kaua’i Not?
Just two platonic life partners who just finished a bucket list trip! 🤿 It’s been whirlwind adventures, a milestone birthday and a beautiful chapter closing as we said goodbye to our dearest sweetest most perfect Ruby. Connectz and Correctz are all over the place from master punch 🥊 lines to...
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Salt and Batteries
Just two platonic life partners being part-time bakers 🧂and mechanics 🚙🔋. Connectz and Correctz talk about a viral sensation sweeping the nation ✌️👋, badasses in religion, new vocab, and other stuff that is best described like this: 🦪 v 💪 & 🥊 〰️ ! Hot Topz 🔥go together like 🦈💇♀️...
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All over the Place
Just two platonic life partners here and there, with interesting tidbits to share! Relaxed McFlurry and Agitated Slushie are back together and awash in Connectz and Correctz, from almost watching movies 🎬on planes to stalking naughty piglets 🐽, we’re all over the place! Hot Topz 🔥are not…
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RICH!
Just two platonic life partners reveling in a RICH life! Extra special extended Connectz and Correctz to capture our goings on and what our fanz 🪭had to say. It’s all so rich! 🪸🦞🤿🦉📚🎶🎸👀 Hot Topz are lists on top of lists 📝 and gave us mucho to talk abouto. 😴🥶🏊🏼♀️🦋 #PLPz...
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Itty Bitty Kitty Committe
Just two platonic life partners who saved a tiny baby cat. Connectz and Correctz show off our discerning musical ears 🎶👂. Love is found unda da sea . Hot topz are positively purfled with fantastic worlds of goblins 👑and dragons 🐉 . #beebopBOOPbeebop #PLPz #catchat #ChickenChat #misLed...
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You Made Me (Curious)
Just two platonic life partners with an insatiable curiosity about basically everything. Connectz and Correctz go all around the yard countin’ babiez and crown us undisputed cat 😻 heroes. Gecko Talez conclude in an unexpected place. Hot topz find the similarities between origami insects 🦟 and...
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Hawai’i Chainsaw Massacre
Just two platonic life partners who taught some trees that “aloha” means goodbye. Connectz and Correctz take bookworms 📚🪱 and cloud ☁️ fanz back to school 🚌 📓. A new friend of the show gives us recommendations on rock bands beyond BDE we should get into🤘🎸. A new segment is introduced to the...
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We Ran Out of Names
**WARNING! There’s a lot of background noise due to our sponsor, the wind. If you don’t like wind noises or unprofessional audio editing, skip this epersode, or get us a sponsor who will give us money. Thankyousomuch!** Just two platonic life partners who can't believe how many epersodes we’ve…
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And That’s How It’s Done
Just two platonic life partners who are extremely proficient at home improvement projects. Connectz and Correctz remind us about familects and the latest in chicken and garden chat. Hot topz answer questions we didn’t know we had 🕵🏽 about a ✈️ plane and a 🌈 ☔️🌴 tree. We outro with gorgeous...
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Flop Sweat
Just a couple PLPs doing their chores in flop sweats 💦😅💦. Connectz and Correctz shoutout how fanz of the show are enjoying the schmod, considers whether mongooses are getting cuter, and digs into whether we are actually dumb 😬. Hot Topz explore deep depths - whether found on our island...
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Knee Pillows
Just two platonic life partners focused on our home 🏠 life - fixing things up 🔨, doing yard work 🏝️, and using so many pillows to brace ourselves to sleep each night 😴🛌. Connectz and Correctz gets down to business as we question whether one of us is acerbic 🍋 which leads to a minor...
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You, Me, and BD
“ ‘To dance beneath the diamond sky With one hand waving free Silhouetted by the sea Circled by the circus sands With all memory and fate Driven deep beneath the waves Let me forget about today until tomorrow’ - Bob Dylan 🕶️🎸” - Schmodcast the Podcast
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We’re Back!
We’re Back: A PLP Story 🦖. Just back from two months of thrivin, survivin’, and travelin’ thru 🕶️🎸. Connectz and Correctz recap our recent adventures in Quintessential England 🏴 and under the Tuscan 🍇 sun ☀️ in Italia 🇮🇹 . We wrap with foot🦶talk and chicken 🐣 chat. No perfidy...
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Eric’s Dad
Just two PLPs in limbo, at a dinner party with a bland fictional character. Connectz and Correctz extensively cover recent vocab wordz, from 🗡️🐳 to🤴⚖️🏛️without any trenchant criticism! Hot topz dive into recent studies 🕉️🔥🪽☪️ and give advice on a new 🙆♀️❤️💠 tool to help us make…
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I Dunno
Just two PLPs in completely limbo and sort of ambivalent about it. Connectz and Correctz are all about spotting the exotic and rare, from Ian Malcom Hot Guy Glasses to 🐦⬛🐦⬛ murmurations to chicken 🐓 chat to a crucial update on beaver 🦫 butts. The. Hot topz educate us yet another reason to...
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Total Standoff
Just two platonic life partners in a chicken 🐓 battle from every direction. Connectz and Correctz shout out a new fan 🪭!! Thankz for the the compliments; keep’em coming! 🤩 Hot Topz find the PLPs sharing highlights from their lost weekend 🏃♀️🏆 🍨🦫 and a whale of an outro 🐋🐬!...
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EnRaptured
Just two PLPs who continue to surmise about the endtimes. Unkie brings us another word to try to say and we look forward to being corrected there. Connectz and Correctz remind us peace is fragile 🕊️, what Rapture is not 🔚⏲️, BDE 🎸is ubiquitous, and the PLPs will always find something to brag...
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High Fiiiiiive
Just two PLPs congratulating each other on making it to 2025555555 🎆. Right off the top, we want to warn you that one of us was on medicine 💊 that somehow made us both a little loopy so buckle up💺. Connectz and Correctz discuss schmoddy-worthy reading skillz, revisiting what did or didn’t…
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Home for the Haledaze
Just two PLPs home for the haledaze! Our gift to you this season is a very special hot top: a Christmas story like you’ve never heard before ✨🎄so pull up your galligaskins and push play ▶️ #WordswithUnkieM #beebopBOOPbeebop #BDE #nomoreavocadohands
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Hot to Turkey Trot
Just two PLPs reflecting on a beautiful Thanksgiving 🍁🦃🌺🙏🏼. Connectz and Correctz show once again we don’t research anything from 8ks 👟 to current events 📰 to how many beeps 🍁🤐 are in an epersode. Hot Topz find us venturing to depths and foods unknown! 😱 We hope your holiday season has...
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Pumpkin Spice Up Your Life
Just two platonic life partners focusing on gratitude or some shit. 🙏🏼💩 Connectz and Correctz are all over the map! Is it a country, how’s it spelled, are people lying about their age? We cover it all but we likely won’t remember we did! Hot Topz cover things almost lost to history 🕵🏽 but we...
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Good Grief
Just two PLPs navigating another new political reality. Connectz and Correctz highlight a couple of gals - the Bob Dylan Humanitarian, Kind Person Honoaray Schmoddy award winner 🏆 and a billionaire baddie 👩🌾💰. We also invite our muse of the show to perform in our backyard 🎸🕶️👁️🦅. You...
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Paradise is Just a Paddle Away
Just two PLPs finding that paradise is just a paddle away. Rainy season is here y’all! 💦🧦Connectz and Correctz shout-out past hot topz 🎸🎶🌲🍁 and this year’s 🏆Schmoddy award winners announced!🏆 Hot Topz give us a new take on beans! 🫘☕️ and how some of the oldest religions / regions in the...
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In with a Bang
Just two PLPs coming back strong! And maybe getting bangs? Connectz and Correctz also came in with a💥❗️bang ❗️💥 as we talk about light B&E and try to remember how to schmod. We really hit our 🎶 groove 🎶 when we get to Hot Topz. One top is so hot 🍁🔥 it got compared to cloudz ☁️💨🌩️ and the...
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Ying Yang Twinz
Just two platonic life partners celebrating our bday extravaganza! Connectz and Correctz find the PLPs saving handz 🥑, sharing painz ❤️🩹, pre-correcting about the Ying Yang Twinz*, and announcing Schmoddiez season🏆!** Joint Hot Top is chock full of highlights from our recent 🥳 🪩birthday 🧁...
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At Home with Hone
Just two platonic life partners riding out the storm. ☔️💨🌀 We finally check some items off our to-do list in Connectz and Correctz. Hot Topz are related only by their likelihood to cause injury. We hope you enjoy hearing about it as much as we enjoyed talking about it! 🥑👍🐨🪖 Recurring theme...
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Coco Loco
Just a couple PLPs with babies everywhere! 🚨A major update 🚨 in our household has left one family member in hisstericz and everyone else pawzitively purring. 🐈⬛🙀😻Connectz and Correctz are chock full of fanz of fanz 🪭 and a couple missed connectionz. What do childhood memories and...
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Not Today, Shaitan
Just two PLPs celebrating 666. Connectz and Correctz bring a major victory for Clouds ☁️ and amazing contributions from our fanz. Hot Topz focalize on 🌈 nature 🐠 and 🌈 our place in it 🌊. So add some songs to your death playlist and push play ▶️ Best, da PLPs #belikeBeep #beebopBOOPbeebop...
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Back in the Habitat
Just two platonic life partners in our jungle home. Connectz and Correctz explore whether profanity is a do or a don’t and explain how the chickens are doing a revival of the Lion King. It’s the circle of life y’all, and it’s moving as hell. Hot Topz explain the history of a beautiful piece of...
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Sahara So Fara
Just two PLPs who have been journeying afar, including all the way to the Sahara! WE’RE BACK! Well, mostly. The PLPs are now only separated by one ocean. What do Space ✨ and Face 😊 have in common? We’re not sure, but we give both in our Hot Topz! Connectz and Correctz have it all from chicken…
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R&R in da Car
*Warning: Background noise is bad. We know dis; we are sorry.* Just two PLPs reunited and riffin’ in a bustling car ride as we catch each other up on our travels. Connectz and Correctz esplain last epersode’s title meaning and share a hilarious Priest’s summary of what Jesus was doing after…
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Turn Around, Bright Eyes
Just two PLPs making time to fail at seeing the eclipse, laughing the entire time. ⛅️ Connects and Corrects are all over the world place - we have a Gaza update, chicken 🐓 chat, Beyoncé banter, veggie 🍅 vocals, and so much more! Hot Topz show us what a formerly migrating rodent 🐿️ and lucky...
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Catting Herds
Just two PLPs here, there, and everywhere, preparing for new adventures and herding the cats that are our lives. An accidental cruise director boldly takes us through intros and outros. Connects and Corrects shout-out some beloved family members and Rachel teaches Rebecca about how podcasts work...
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Are We There Yet?
Just two PLPs waiting to retire. Connectz and Correctz have so much to celebrate as mouth music a huge milestone for one of our #1 fanz and a new country is added to our fanz list. We also give you an explanation for our newest familect - Bizha - start using it so it goes viral. Plus are we HSPs?...
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In da House
It’s the podcast that’s just two PLPs finishing a glorious week of barely leaving the house. Connects and Corrects give us something extra to think about on World Water Day and NO (pronounced naur) it’s not just yard bathing and cat snoring, you March hare! Pour yourself a big glass of clean…
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Gassed Up
Just a couple of PLPs gassing each other up because we’re awesome. From Gaza to Below Deck and Love is a Blind recaps to chicken chat, this Connects and Corrects has it all. Hot Topz sync as we share tips with the other on prepping for a challenging run 💦🏃♀️💦 and different bathing rituals and...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Two PLPs in a PPOD. That’s two platonic life partners in a perpetual phase of discovery. Tune in or don’t - we’re cataloging our life together either way - from mundane curiosities to big “WHAT IFs”. It’s stuff we think the other person will find interesting (a high bar since we spend almost all our time together already), lots of fun tidbits about beginner homesteading, and chicken updates as we basically live out a reboot of Green Acres. This description is so good that now you have to listen, or don’t, it’s whatever.
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