Scissor Sisters Podcast
by Scissor Sisters Podcast
Hi! We are KStew and Meep or I guess Krystal and Courtney… aka the scissor sisters! Where the only “scissoring” we do is hair, and because of that it unfortunately gave us that nickname. 🙄 We try to talk books but we are easily distracted, so there’s no telling where we wind up… So listen/watch at your own risk… to the podcast nobody asked for but trust us… you’ll want it!
Episodes
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Should Spicy Books Have Cute Covers?
Cute covers. Spicy books. AI flyers. Halloween Horror Nights. Practical Magic. Apparently we had things to discuss. This week we're talking about what we've been reading, witchy October books, our Halloween Horror Nights trip, surviving roughly 70,000 steps, and everything that went into The Book...
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A Bat Flew Into Our Bookstore. Then It Touched Her.
A bat flew into The Book Burrow. It could have simply flown back out. Instead, it chose KStew. This week we're telling the full story of the bat that flew through the bookstore, sent everyone running, touched KStew, landed by the Book Burrow sign, and started an unexpected rabies adventure about…
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Breast Milk... For Dolls?
Books first. Complaining second. As God intended. This week we're talking about the books we've been reading, storm-chasing romance, Savannah Golden's Polaris, and what's happening at The Book Burrow. Then we get into the part of owning an indie bookstore nobody sees: ordering, inventory, social...
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Book Club, Vinyl Records & Small Town Opinions
This week we're talking bookstore book club picks, why friends-to-lovers romance doesn't always work for us, exciting new things happening at The Book Burrow, vinyl records, upcoming author events, and the local conversations everyone seems to be having. As always, we somehow end up bouncing...
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Epic Universe Wasn’t What We Expected
This week we spiral into Universal Studios chaos, Epic Universe opinions, Orlando Informer tips, horror books, sports romance books, Halloween Horror Nights planning, and why Mario World feels like sensory overload. We also talk summer horror reads, unexpectedly loving a sports romance…
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Got A Tattoo And Recorded A Podcast
This episode is absolute chaos in the best way possible. We recorded an entire Scissor Sisters episode while actively getting tattooed at Dark Arts Studio and somehow ended up talking about Universal Studios, romance books, creepy Disney rides, internet drama, attendance awards, AI pictures…
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Lebanon Spent $75,000 On THIS?!
This episode starts with fantasy books and somehow ends with us questioning an entire city rebrand. We talk about our newest obsession, Shield of Sparrows by Devney Perry, why everyone at The Book Burrow suddenly became obsessed with the series, and what makes a fantasy book actually work for...
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They Thought Our Bookstore Only Sold Romance…
We started with a book review… and ended up defending our entire bookstore. In this episode, we’re talking about Starside by Alex Aster, romantasy reads, and what actually makes a four-star vs five-star book. Then things take a turn when a customer tells us they’ve never been into The Book Burrow...
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The Bookstore Drama We Had to Address
This episode starts with books and ends with business chaos. We talk L.J. Shen’s Twisted Game, dark romance, cheating debates, and why readers love to panic in comment sections. Then we get into online complaints, bad reviews, supporting local businesses, and why sometimes you have to defend what...
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3-Star Thriller That Lost Us Halfway Through
We picked a thriller that had a great setup… and then slowly lost us. We’re talking three-star reads, twists that didn’t quite hit, and why some thrillers feel like they’re just repeating the same formula until they randomly don’t. One of us didn’t mind the ending. The other one had a lot more...
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Women-Only Uber, Book Drama & Real-Life Chaos
This episode goes everywhere… and somehow all connects. We start with book talk that takes a turn into darker themes, then get into a conversation that’s blowing up online… women-only Uber rides and why people are so divided about it. That leads into a real story involving a simple shirt that...
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We Tried to Quit… But We’re Back | Scissor Sisters Podcast
We almost quit the podcast. After a deleted episode, muted audio, and questioning our life choices, the Scissor Sisters are back behind the microphones. In this episode we talk about a three-book romance series written by three different authors that somehow reads like one seamless story. We…
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From Book Talk to Boner King 69
We started this episode talking about books. That did not last long. Somewhere between fantasy reads and pop culture, we ended up reading real comments men leave on our podcast clips… and things got weird fast. What starts as criticism turns into entitlement, insults, and comments that say way…
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We Tried to Talk Books… and Completely Lost Control
It’s two days before Christmas and we absolutely should not have hit record. We meant to talk about Christmas books and last-minute reads. We did that… briefly. Then it turned into bookstore chaos, holiday nostalgia, Megan Quinn love, Stranger Things nerves, TikTok humor, ringtones, iron…
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Ugh... We're Witches Again!
It’s Black Friday at the bookstore, and everything is unhinged in the best way. We talk about hitting over 12,000 books sold, break down our top sellers of the year, share the latest wild town gossip, relive Carter’s unforgettable puke story, and wrap with a big Stranger Things discussion. Real...
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We Had Surgery, Poison Ivy & Magazine Fame
We’re back — slightly scarred, highly caffeinated, and somehow still laughing. In this “mini” episode that’s definitely not mini, we catch up on: • Matching surgeries (yes, same week) • One very unfortunate case of poison ivy • Getting featured in 417 Magazine • TikTok fans finding the bookstore...
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Ep. 54 – Books, Haunted Dolls & Unfiltered Chaos
We start this episode with a fly swatter, a book review, and absolutely no plan—so, basically, business as usual. This week the sisters break down The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy (spoiler: not that irresistible), discuss whether the Annabelle doll is actually just Raggedy Ann with a...
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Vacation Recap: Tan Skin, Green Poop & Zero Regrets
We’re back from summer chaos with stories of theme park rides, food that turned our poop green, book drama we don’t care about, and the kind of Shark Week energy only the Scissor Sisters can bring. Tan, unhinged, and unapologetic.
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Did the Witch Hunt Get it All WRONG?
Episode 51 Wildest Dreams by L.J. Shen The black cats out of the broom closet … the rumors are confirmed, we are witches and the book store has nothing but witch books. (Sarcasm) peewee Herman pedophile or no? Andrew Wilson and his “whatever podcast” will be the first male that we exile from the...
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RBF: Resting Baby Face and Why We Have It!
Episode 50 Enchantra by Kaylie Smith Episode 50! It’s our silver episode lol!! We talk about a bunch of dumb shit as usual… a raccoon smoking meth, our girls night event, our 1 star review and the merch we have from it and we bash on men for a minute… because they make it so easy.
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It's just a butt plug...
Episode 49 Quicksilver by Callie Hart We tell you why we are into fairies now…our first independent bookstore day, booktok drama, Jeff Bezos is a douche, and sports parents are the worst.
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Karen Loves Owls... And Facials!
Episode 48 My Wife by Carin Hart We discuss books as usual, town Karen’s, book burrow news, our dumb ass small town drama and Robert Erwin’s python…
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Periods and pancakes
Episode 47 The strawberry patch pancake house by Laurie Gilmore Well in total Kstew/Meep fashion this episode was chaos… because kids and spring break… but if you made it through that, we also talk about books with taboo subjects, Colleen Hoover hate, our hair falling out and endometriosis!
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Operation Soap and Casey Anthony
Episode 46 “we put the omen in women” Penpal by J.T. Geissinger We want you to read Penpal. Casey Anthony… girl get off TikTok… actually just get off life. Our local vigilante group in our area caught a pedophile (operation soap) should the cops arrest him?? And of course.. a book burrow update!!
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People smell so bad...
Episode 45 “I’m doing my mediumest” Lights out by Navessa Allen Episode 45! Chiefs lost the 3peat… but Kendrick Lamar won the halftime show! Book store number 1 book we sold… school’s “dancing with the stars”… is it weird??
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Ban THESE Books!
“why fall in love when you can fall asleep” So Thirsty by Rachel Harrison Episode 44 … do the books we read need a label on the front that says “18+” and carded to buy them and why not? Chiefs are in the “rigged Super Bowl” again, and what’s with the plane crashes???
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There's an Onyx Storm coming!
Episode 43 “come back with a warrant” Phantasma by Kaylie Smith Episode 43! The book store is open! We did it! We discuss phantasma by Kaylie Smith, TikTok ban, Inauguration Day, MLK Day, and ass hole pets….
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We opened a bookstore in 2 weeks!
Episode 42 new year same cheap podcast The wrong drive by Annie wild Our first episode back after holidays and a million snow days! We discuss the wrong drive by Annie wild… it’s a Christmas suspense, but safe to read all winter! Are they banning TikTok?? We update you on the bookstore!!! It’s...
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Why Can't They Talk?
Episode 41 even though we said 40… How my neighbor stole Christmas by Meghan Quinn and Mistaken Identity at Storytellers Cottage by Nilani Titcomb The one where it’s almost Christmas! What’s your favorite Christmas movies and traditions?! School Christmas programs… just why? Also how the hell do...
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Who Killed Jon Benet?
Episode 40 Don’t piss me off Art Lovelight Farms by B.K. Borison It’s officially socially acceptable to read, watch, wear all the Christmas things! And we read Lovelight Farms! We also watched the JonBenét Ramsey documentary, who do you think did it?! And why is “pretend play” with our kids the...
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You Guys Are Annoying... You Guys Are Ugly!
Episode 39 Winter is coming The Christmas tree farm by Laurie Gilmore It’s thanksgiving week!!! What’s your favorite thanksgiving foods?? Do you stop for funeral processions or is that a southern thing? Vampire diaries… are you team Katherine or Elena?? More book store news and more to come!!…
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Blue Waffle Water Buffalos!
Episode 38 I solemnly swear a lot The Christmas Fix by Lucy Score Learn about our new adventure that is opening a book store, there’s aliens in the ocean, bring back the vintage Christmas decor, and have you ever seen the cult in Windyville??
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Can I Change Your Diaper?
Episode 37 The cinnamon bun book store by Laurie Gilmore I like long walks away from everyone Episode 37… hallmark movies, escaped research monkeys and what the heck is wrong with Zac Bryan…
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Why Is There Pee Everywhere?
A dark and secret magic by Wallis Kinney Podcast equipment is too chea… Episode 36… my oh my, we discuss one of the best books we’ve ever read and peanut the squirrel… are you team Jason kelce or team stupid phone guy? We also talk about triggering the 1% of men.
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Big Witch Energy
Cackle by Rachel Harrison Big witch energy Episode 35… the one where it’s Halloween! Can sex offenders hand out candy? TrasurionTraditional trick or treating vs trunk or treats?? Kids say the damndest things, courtney stepped on a spider and hobby horsing… the literal f?
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Should We LET Him Speak?
The Pumpkin Spice Cafe by Laurie Gilmore Not a ghost. Just dead inside Episode 34 is a complete and total shit show, we got in the TikTok creator program.. then left..ask us why! Also we poke the bear so much he grabs a mic and inserts himself. (The bear is Ramsey) Friends or Gilmore girls???
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We don't give A Muck!
Episode 33 The Girl Next Door JR Rogue Zero amucks given Episode 33 we unpack all things from our Salem trip!! Motorcycle stunts, all gender bathrooms, goulash, and postpartum shit. Also waterbeds… where did they go???
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Why we're quitting podcasting
The September house by Carissa Orlando Blame the moon Episode 32 welcome to the world’s shittiest podcast, guess what… we kind of don’t care. Spooky reads, Salem visits, more p diddy, and what does tall dark and handsome mean? Also the democrats made hurricane Helene…
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So what if our faces are stuck this way?
Baby Teeth by Zoje Stage Season of the witch Episode 31 we argue about almost everything… we are feeling very confrontational today. But we both agree p diddy is gross and he’s going down. It’s finally fall and we are here for it! Also how hill shitty is the “BMI calculators”?!
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I'm gonna throat punch you!! -Meep
Crave by Tracy Wolff I love Taylor swift Episode 30 we talk about crave, and Courtney finished Madness by Shantel Tessier and has a book hangover. Quick sand…. Have you ever encountered? Why women should run the country… and Halloween being demonic.
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They said we're Theo Von and Shane Gillis... ARE WE?
Rock paper scissors by Alice feeney Crippling anxiety is my cardio Episode 29 if you didn’t see… we are the female Shane Gillis and Theo Von… also Beetlejuice review and the nfl said it’s Taylor swift season!! What do you dip in hummus and do you send thank you cards???
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The one where KStew has LIQUID DIARRHEA
Episode 28 The coven by Harper L Woods Go smudge yourself Do you like candy corn… or are you normal? It’s the “ber” months, so we talk about some spooky reads, and your favorite shows? 1000 pound sister gets bit by a camel?
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Why men LOOK at feet
Episode 27 We weren’t aware so many men looked at feet, but here we are! Alani witches brew is back, along with Mumus… what do you wear to bed?? Is Blake Lively actually a mean girl? Bats…we're terrified!
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Why we're not women with wieners!!
Are we men? TikTok says yes… Bidet toilets are a must, pad commercials and new movies… the crow! Beetlejuice and wicked!!
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Pumpkin Spice and TikTok
Episode 25 Books we don’t love and pumpkin spice season. Are you as basic as we are?
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That pole vaulters pole...
Episode 24 We give you our opinion (want it or not) on the Olympics, the POLE vaulter, the hitman, and the FEMALE boxer. Can you tune out background noises or do you have auditory processing disorder? Somebody pick Pearl for the love of god, shut her up already. Also… pillow face filler yikes.
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The one where we are half asleep
Ask for Andrea by Noelle W. Ihli Criminalize Golf Episode 23, the one where we are half asleep and courtney has jet lag. We got new merch! Beach boys and ice cube concert. Concert venues and concert etiquette! Rodeo events… those are wild! Also the Olympics and drag queens… get yo panties out of…
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Dating in 2024 is TERRIFYING
Episode 22 The girl in 6E by A.R. Torre I’m picking up good vibrations Holy presidential assassination attempt, wtf United States? Speaking of…. Mental health issues and Wade Wilson (also wtf). Dating in 2024 hard pass for adults and teens… also is it fall yet cause we just watched all the...
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The TRUTH about Shark Week and Hawk Tuah mistakes
Episode 21 Lovely bad things by Trisha Wolfe Keep calm and SHARK on It’s shark week, so basically a holiday! Redacting statements because the internet is full of fake news. Can you afford to shop local?
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Why assault IS attempted murder...
The Last Flight By Julie Clark Rage Rot Revenge Episode 20, of course we talk about our national news small town crime… the ridiculous ass presidential debate (we are doomed). Also wtf even is neurodivergent and why does asparagus make your pee smell? Watch and learn!
About this show
Hi! We are KStew and Meep or I guess Krystal and Courtney… aka the scissor sisters! Where the only “scissoring” we do is hair, and because of that it unfortunately gave us that nickname. 🙄 We try to talk books but we are easily distracted, so there’s no telling where we wind up… So listen/watch at your own risk… to the podcast nobody asked for but trust us… you’ll want it!
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