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Screen Queens
by Travis Seale and John Higgins
John Higgins and Travis Seale discuss and deconstruct all of your favorite movies with humor and sass. Sound enticing? Good.
Episodes
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The End of Oak Street (2026): Movie Review No Spoilers
Hi there! We just got back from the Jurassic era, and girl, it's a MESS. That being said, this week we talk about the dinosaur movie The End of Oak Street. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here! Please subscribe, rate, and review this podcast...
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Brazil (1985) - Movie Recap and Review?
Hey, ya'll. Us again. Sorry we kept you waiting. We were busy having colonics and just lost track of the time. Speaking of things that have nothing to do with each other, this week we talk about the 1985 movie Brazil, which, just like colonics, has nothing to do with Brazil. Wanna know what we...
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Evil Dead Burn (2026): Movie Recap and Review
Everybody knows that when you're here, you're family, and if you're a Lannister, that has an entirely different meaning. But we digress; this week we talk about the extremely family-friendly film made by families for families, Evil Dead Burn. It's the newest installment in the, you guessed it…
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House of the Dragon: S3 Ep.1 Recap and Review (spoilers)
Hey, Famela! We're back! We just returned from a much-needed vacation to the La Brea Tar Pits, and we feel more refreshed than ever! This week, we aren't discussing a movie, but we have plenty of drama to cover, and it's all about "House of the Dragon." We recap and review the first episode of…
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Backrooms (2026) - Movie Review (no spoilers)
Sorry we've been gone so long. We got lost in the shittiest office building and had to eat our way out of it! Anyhow, this week we wandered the hallways of the Backrooms, and girl, Nate and Jeremiah would never. Happy Pride, babes! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for…
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The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026) - Movie Recap and Review
Hey, sorry it took us so long to get another episode out. We just got done running a pyramid scheme on your extended family and a train on your grandad. Now that that's out of the way, we are going to fill your ear holes with the sweet sounds of two middle-aged queers squawking about the most...
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The Devil Wears Prada (2006) - Movie Recap and Review
Hey Fashinistas! Miranda is always fifteen minutes early, so that means you're already late. That's all. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here! Please subscribe, rate, and review this podcast (wherever you get your podcasts) to help more people...
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Project Hail Mary (2026) - Movie Recap and Review
Howdy, space cadets! Ever wonder what it would be like to become best friends with 8 potatoes stuck together to form an intergalactic sentient being? Well imagine not further, because this week we recap and review the newest Ryan Gosling-led sci-fi flick, Project Hail Mary. Wanna know what we…
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Sleepwalkers (1992) - Movie Recap and Review
Wake up, sleepy head! It's us again, and we're clawing at your ears this week with the 1992 Werecat horror (comedy?) movie ripped straight from the mind of Stephen King, Sleepwalkers. This movie doesn't star a single person you've ever heard of, nor does it involve sleepwalking, but if you like...
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The Bride (2026) - Movie Recap and Review
Howdy, hos! We're back and worse than ever, but that hasn't stopped us before. This week, we dig up some hot graveyard goss and spill that rancid tea all over your lap with our review of the monster-driven love story, The Bride. This movie stars Jessie Buckley as a bucket full of acting chops,...
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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - Ep. 6 (Season Finale) Recap and Review
Hey boo! It's us. We called you like seven hundred times and you didn't answer, so you gave us no choice but to show up at your work unannounced, dressed as a singing telegram clown, so we could catch a whiff of your cologne. But we digress. This week we racep and review the season finale of A...
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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - Ep. 3-5 Recap and Review
Hi! Sorry we were gone so long. We were in jail. Now that we're out on bail, we've had a chance to catch up on the HBO GOT spinoff, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms! This week we talk about three episodes that could have been just one, and we get into it, babes! Wanna know what we think of episodes...
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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - Ep. 2 Recap and Review
Hi there!. Welcome to week two of our recap and review of the HBO series, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms! This week is all about long dong, and if you've seen this episode, you know. Wanna know what we think of episode two? Listen to the end to find out! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our...
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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - Ep. 1 Recap and Review
Hi there! Welcome back to your gay uncle's second-favorite podcast! This week, we dive back into the land of television and talk all things Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and unnecessary depictions of diarrhea. Wanna know what we think of this episode? Listen to the end to find out. Wanna watch us...
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Year End Recap!
Hi again! It's us, and this week we aren't discussing one movie; we are discussing the list of movies we reviewed over the course of a year (2025). It's easy listening and just a relaxing good time. Enjoy! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here!...
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Hero (1992) - Movie Recap and Review
It's 2026, and we would be grateful if you could tell us in the comments down below what fresh hell awaits us! While you do that, we are going to recap and review the 1992 dramedy, Hero! This movie stars Geena Davis as the same first name and last name news reporter, Joan Cusack as fed up with…
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Welcome to Derry: Ep. 8 Recap and Review
Hey losers (get it?)! Us again. This week, we talk all things clown in a recap and review of the final episode of Welcome to Derry, season one. We spoil it, so if you haven't watched it yet, then go away and come back unless you'd rather hear us talk about it instead. Wanna watch us instead?...
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Reindeer Games (2000) - Movie Review and Recap
Hi again. We're back - much to everyone's chagrin - and this week we're talking about the action movie that surprisingly has nothing to do with reindeer, Reindeer Games. It came out in 2000 (good for her!) and it stars Ben Affleck, a regular man with a regular stolen identity, Charlize Theron…
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Welcome to Derry: Ep. 7 - Recap and Review
This week on our Welcome to Derry recap and review, we talk about all things episode seven, and especially why you shouldn't lock yourself in a metal box while a building burns down around you. Enjoy! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here!…
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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) - Movie Recap and Review
Hey, betch! Grab your guns and ice skates, because this week we're talking about bleach-blond bobs and water wheels as torture devices in the 1996 action-thriller, The Long Kiss Goodnight. This movie stars Geena Davis as a chef, Samuel L. Jackson as a Geena Davis' sous chef, and Geena Davis'…
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Welcome to Derry: Ep. 6 - Recap and Review
This week in Derry, Pennywise teaches us how to two-step, and he can teach you too! So join us as we recap and review episode six of the goings-on and shenanigans in a town full of racists and monsters, and don't forget your mommy's littler helper. Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube...
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Trading Places (1983) - Movie Recap and Review
Join us in our time machine as we travel back to 1983 America, where things are not like they are in America today, but also kind of the same! In this time machine, your in flight movie will be Trading Places, and it stars Jamie Lee Curtis as the main character (and you can't convince us...
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Welcome to Derry: Ep. 5 - Recap and Review
Hey! We're back back back again with another episode of us recapping and reviewing another episode of Welcome to Derry, and that's all we're writing here! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content. Subscribe here! Please subscribe, rate, and review this podcast...
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After the Hunt (2025) - Movie Recap and Review
Hey guys. It's us again, and this week we're throwing a party so boring that even boring declined to RSVP. We're glad you could make it, though, and if you're feeling a bit peckish, there's a table full of dried rat legs right over there in the corner. For entertainment, we are providing you with...
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Welcome to Derry: Ep. 4 Recap and Review
Who us? Just trading Pokémon cards in the sewer. But enough about that. This week on our TV, we watched an episode of Welcome to Derry - the fourth episode, to be exact - and now we have some thoughts to share. Join us? Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for extra content....
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Frankentstein (2025) - Movie Recap and Review
Oh hi! We bet you're just in pieces over a brand new episode from us. Speaking of pieces, this week talk about the Netflix's new Mia Goth movie, Frankenstein. This movie as we said, stars Mia Goth as fashion, style, glamour, angel, Mia Goth as Jacob Elordi, Mia Goth as Oscar Isaac, and you…
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Welcome to Derry: Ep. 3
Get on your clown makeup and dancing shoes, because this week we discuss the third episode of Welcome to Derry! There will be spoilers, so if you haven't watched it yet, come back after you have so you can hear what we think of IT! Wanna watch us instead? Subscribe to our YouTube channel for…
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Welcome to Derry (Ep. 1 & 2)
What?! Two episodes of Screen Queens in one week? You're welcome. Now that that's over, let's go ahead and get into it. In this episode, we talk about the first two episodes of HBO's It prequel, Welcome to Derry! We don't review television that often, but if you're into it, we can be too, so let…
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Body Double (1984)
Hi again. It's us, and this week we talk about the 1984 neo-noir erotic thriller, Body Double! It takes place in Doja Cat's Vie universe and it stars, Craig Wasson as goober central, Deborah Shelton as damn gwerl you better werk, Melanie Griffith as body, face, hair, smile, and a diamond ankle...
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Re-Animator (1985)
Are you living? Are you giving? Because we are, and this we discuss what happens when you're not living or giving via the 1985 cult-classic horror-comedy, Re-Animator. It stars a bunch of people whose names we aren't willing to Google for you, but trust, it's people. Living ones. Unless they've...
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Thirteen Ghosts (2001)
We're about halfway into spooky season, and the only thing we've been haunted by is our past mistakes and bill collectors! This week, we let some saucy specters (13 to be exact) cover us in their ectoplasmic goo while, you guessed it, review, recap, and spoil the 2001 heavy supernaturals horror...
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The Frighteners
Is that ectoplasm on the corners of your mouth? Nevermind. It's that time of year again, when we do spooky movies for the entirety of October. We are starting this witchy season off with a bang (if you've seen this movie, you understand the reference), and serving you up a ghoulish good time with...
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Alien: Earth (episode three)
Hey there, we’re back and already regretting it. This week we ruin Alien: Earth episode three with every spoiler we can cram in. The cast of characters are stilll acting like toddlers, Timothy Olyphant's hair is giving Guy Fieri as the lead singer of Crazy Town realness, and the kid genius or...
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Toxic Avenger (2025)
This week we go full radioactive with a spoiler-packed review of The Toxic Avenger (2025)—the outrageous superhero horror-comedy starring Peter Dinklage, Jacob Tremblay, Taylour Paige, Kevin Bacon, and Elijah Wood. We break down the over-the-top gore, cult-classic Easter eggs, and mutant…
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Alien: Earth (episode two)
This week on Screen Queens, we break down episode 2 of Alien: Earth (“Mr. October”), where Sydney Chandler’s Wendy finally reconnects with Alex Lawther’s Hermit, though the reunion feels more unsettling than heartfelt. Essie Davis’s Dame Sylvia schemes from the shadows, Babou Ceesay’s Morrow…
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Honey Don't!
On Screen Queens, we unpack every twist of Honey Don’t! (2025), the pulpy noir where Margaret Qualley’s PI Honey O’Donahue chases secrets through cults and desert dust, Aubrey Plaza keeps everyone guessing as MG Falcone, and Chris Evans dials up the menace as Reverend Drew Devlin. We go full...
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Alien: Earth (episode one)
On Screen Queens, we crack open Alien: Earth’s premiere like a facehugger egg and spill every slimy secret inside—Sydney Chandler’s half-human, half-terrifying Wendy, Alex Lawther’s moody Hermit, and Timothy Olyphant as a mentor who’s way too smooth to be fully human. No vague teases here—we’re...
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Weapons
Howdy, witch! Welcome to Screen Queens, a podcast where we try to talk about movies coherently and ruin the minds of the youth by doing so! Speaking of ruined minds, this week, we discuss the 2025 horror movie, Weapons, and it features the youth of tomorrow eating vegetable soup and Justin Long…
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Together
In Together (2025), Dave Franco and Alison Brie (real-life couple and co-producers) play Tim and Millie, who move to the countryside to reboot their relationship—only to get too close for comfort after Tim drinks cursed cave water and their bodies start… sticking around literally. We unpack this...
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Eddington and Fantastic Four: First Steps
On this episode of Screen Queens, we’re tackling two wildly different flicks: Eddington, Ari Aster’s political acid trip starring Joaquin Phoenix, Pedro Pascal, Emma Stone, and Austin Butler—and Fantastic Four: First Steps, Marvel’s latest reboot with Pedro (again!), Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn,...
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Superman (2025)
The Screen Queens take flight with our review of Superman (2025), James Gunn’s shiny new reboot of the DC Universe starring David Corenswet as Clark Kent, Rachel Brosnahan as a very modern Lois Lane, and Nicholas Hoult serving Lex Luthor with bald menace and brooding intensity. We break down...
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Jurassic World: Rebirth
Hi there? Us again. If you've been living under a prehistoric rock, then you're in for a real treat, because this week, we're talking about the 43rd installment in the Jurassic Park franchise, Jurassic World: Rebirth. It stars so many famous and hot faces that we truly just can't, so we won't!...
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28 Years Later
Welcome back to the apocalypse that felt like eight decades to come to fruition! This week we discuss the 2025 horror with a big budget and questionable CGI, 28 Years Later. It stars Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Jodie Comer, Ralph Fiennes, and Jack O’Connell dodging rage zombies and long dongs. Enjoy!...
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Dangerous Animals
Hi? It's us again. This week, talk about a movie that was in theaters for 2.5 seconds and is now available on a streaming site near you. Speaking of lurking, this week we talk about the horror movie, Dangerous Animals, which will make you sad for anyone named Heather. Anyway, this movie stars a...
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Ballerina
Wanna watch us Ronde de jambe until our toes fall off? Good, because this week, we will discuss the John Wick universe origin story, Ballerina. It takes places between one of the John Wick movies and another one of the John Wick movies, and b*tch it will blow you back out and your arms off. It...
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Bring Her Back
Our apologies for being gone last week. We joined a death cult and gave a demon a bj so that it would resurrect our bestie, Tammy Faye Bakker! Speaking of bringing her back, the movie we discuss this week is eerily similar to our very own escapades and just so happens to be called Bring Her Back!...
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Hurry Up Tomorrow
Have you ever wanted tomorrow to just hurry up, already?! Well, now you can! Hurry Up Tomorrow is here to bring tomorrow to you, right now, and in a hurry! Starring Jenna Ortega as Enima, The Weeknd as Abel Tesfaye, and Sabrina Carpenter's former flame as Guy Who Gets Murdered by Sabrina...
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Clown in a Cornfield
Oh... Hi... Didn't see you there in this crazy cornfield we call life. Join Travis and John as they discuss the Shudder film that made its money back, CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD. This stars people, places, and things! Listen to the end to know what we think (or just the first five minutes). Come…
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Sinners
We're feeling a bit spooky this week, and we hope you're hungry for a lil' taste of horror, because this episode we talk about the newest vampire flick on the block, Sinners! This movie is as gorgeous as its cast, and we would name them all, but that's too many. So, to name a few, we have Michael...
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Warfare
Hiya! Wanna listen to us talk about a movie that, if seen in theaters, will scramble your senses and have you clutching your pearls as you slide slowly down the wall in despair? Good! This week, we talk about the anxiety-inducing war movie aptly titled Warfare! It stars a bunch of Hollywood's...
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John Higgins and Travis Seale discuss and deconstruct all of your favorite movies with humor and sass. Sound enticing? Good.
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Screen Queens is created and hosted by Travis Seale and John Higgins.
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