Screenshare & Chill

Other potential titles:The Exclamation Point Scares MeI Would Prefer Not ToZany Is Out, Whimsy Is InThe Staples are Ribbed for Your PleasureMusic in this episode:Bensisko.wav · Adam Emond (Our theme song - check his music out!)Careless Whisper · George MichaelSupport the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Nun ProstitutesMovie Bacon for Your HeartTed Mosby with a Mullet Ass Blast Sex PooMusic in this episode:Bensisko.wav · Adam Emond (Our theme song - check his music out!)Careless Whisper · George MichaelSupport the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:A Less Likeable Napoleon DynamiteThe Capitalist to Satanist PipelineDumber than Elon MuskStealing Flowers From a GraveMusic in this episode:Bensisko.wav · Adam Emond (Our theme song - check his music out!)Careless Whisper · George MichaelSupport the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:The A Stands for Artsy FartsyPositive MasculinitySex & CheesecakeWomen Want Her LeftoversMusic in this episode:Bensisko.wav · Adam Emond (Our theme song - check his music out!)Soundtrack - Past Lives · Christopher Bear & Daniel RossenSupport the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Klingon Double-Arch ForeskinPod Love Leonard NimoyPod Love Jimmy DoohanTrekker With the Hard RKeith's a HorrorerMusic in this episode:Bensisko.wav · Adam Emond (Our theme song - check his music out!)Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Edited by Keith. Music by Adam Emond.

Other potential titles:Gay BallsRhinestones & Celine DionBalls are Gay CompetitionFaces That Can't Move Telling You Not To Be PoorBallsMusic in this episode:Bensisko.wav · Adam Emond (Our theme song - check his music out!)Blame It on the Rain · Milli Vanilli ℗ 1989 BMG Berlin Musik GmbH/MCIBig Balls · AC/DC℗ 1976 J. Albert & Son Pty LtdSupport the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

The numbers are in, the verdict is delivered. Edited by Keith. Music by Adam Emond.

Other potential titles:Master of MuppetsShove Your Forearm Up a FriendOrson Welles' Shame ShowExecuting the Vegetarian on TVMusic in this episode:Adam Emond - Bensisko.wav (Our theme song - check his music out!)Kelley Gray - Jamie PleaseSupport the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Mexican Disney is Colorado TraditionPsychic Pissing ParrotThree Sets of HandsThat is When I Jerked YouIt's Still 2 Million DollarsMusic in this episode:Adam Emond - Bensisko.wav (Our theme song - check his music out!)Kelley Gray - Jamie PleaseSupport the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:We Have Anti-Gravity at HomeLittle Grey Copper ThievesBut...Fox News?Pee-wee Herman's Hair AccidentMusic in this episode:Adam Emond - Bensisko.wav (Our theme song - check his music out!)The Age of Disclosure - Main Theme - Blair MowatX-Files (UNKLE Variation on a Theme Surrender Sounds Session #10) · Mark SnowX Files - I Want To Believe / OST℗ 2008 Twentieth Century Fox Film CorporationSupport the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

THE PEOPLE v. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERClosing Arguments FiledDocket No.: 26-SCHW-001Venue: Screenshare & Chill Court of Public OpinionMatter: Criminal charges brought against Arnold Alois SchwarzeneggerProceedings:The Prosecution and the Defense having rested, the Court hereby enters Closing Arguments into the official record.Counsel for the People submits that the accused is guilty on all counts, citing demonstrable Acting Violations, and alleged Crimes Against Cinema in the first degree.Counsel for the Defense contends that Mr. Schwarzenegger is a cultural landmark, that his performances must be evaluated within genre standards, and that the films in question stand as admissible evidence of action cinema excellence.The jury is instructed to retire for deliberation. Listeners are reminded that bias, nostalgia, and bicep circumference must be weighed carefully.Status: Submitted to JuryVerdict: PendingCourt: In Recess

The gang takes a break from court to talk about what comes after.Edited by Keith. Music by Adam Emond.

THE PEOPLE v. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERDefense Exhibit ADocket No.: 97-BATROB-001Venue: Screenshare & Chill Court of Public OpinionMatter Before the Court: Review and consideration of Batman & Robin (1997)Charges:• Crimes Against Cinema• Excessive One-Liners• Poor ActingProceedings:On the date of release, the motion picture Batman & Robin (1997) is entered into the record as Defense Exhibit A. The Court convenes to hear testimony, review cinematic evidence, and establish historical context relevant to the above charges.This session constitutes Part One of the proceedings. No findings are rendered. No judgment is issued. All determinations are reserved pending further review.Status: OngoingVerdict: DeferredCourt: AdjournedEdited by Kelley. Original music by Kelley wsg Arnold Schwarzenegger

THE PEOPLE v. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERDefense Exhibit BDocket No.: 91-T2-002Venue: Screenshare & Chill Court of Public OpinionMatter Before the Court: Review and consideration of Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)Charges:• Crimes Against Cinema• Excessive One-Liners• Poor ActingProceedings:he Court convenes to hear further testimony, review cinematic evidence, and conclude the presentation of this piece of evidence.This session constitutes the end of discussion of this piece of evidence. No findings are rendered. No judgment is issued. All determinations are reserved pending further review.Status: OngoingVerdict: DeferredCourt: Adjourned(Edited by Kelley. Original music by Kelley wsg Arnold Schwarzenegger.)

THE PEOPLE v. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERDefense Exhibit BDocket No.: 91-T2-001Venue: Screenshare & Chill Court of Public OpinionMatter Before the Court: Review and consideration of Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)Charges:• Crimes Against Cinema• Excessive One-Liners• Poor ActingProceedings:The Court convenes to hear testimony, review cinematic evidence, and presentation of this piece of evidence.No findings are rendered. No judgment is issued. All determinations are reserved pending further review.Status: OngoingVerdict: DeferredCourt: Adjourned(Edited by Kelley. Original music by Kelley wsg Arnold Schwarzenegger.)

THE PEOPLE v. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERDefense Exhibit ADocket No.: 87-PRED-002Venue: Screenshare & Chill Court of Public OpinionMatter Before the Court: Review and consideration of Predator (1987)Charges:• Crimes Against Cinema• Excessive One-Liners• Poor ActingProceedings:The Court convenes to hear further testimony, review cinematic evidence, and conclude the presentation of this piece of evidence.This session constitutes the end of discussion of this piece of evidence. No findings are rendered. No judgment is issued. All determinations are reserved pending further review.Status: OngoingVerdict: DeferredCourt: Adjourned(Edited by Kelley. Original music by Kelley wsg Arnold Schwarzenegger.)

THE PEOPLE v. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERDefense Exhibit ADocket No.: 87-PRED-001Venue: Screenshare & Chill Court of Public OpinionMatter Before the Court: Review and consideration of Predator (1987)Charges:• Crimes Against Cinema• Excessive One-Liners• Poor ActingProceedings:On the date of release, the motion picture Predator (1987) is entered into the record as Defense Exhibit A. The Court convenes to hear testimony, review cinematic evidence, and establish historical context relevant to the above charges.This session constitutes Part One of the proceedings. No findings are rendered. No judgment is issued. All determinations are reserved pending further review.Status: OngoingVerdict: DeferredCourt: Adjourned(This is our 100th released podcast! Thank you all for the support! Edited by Kelley. Original music by Kelley wsg Arnold Schwarzenegger.)

Other potential titles:The Many Names for CockLick Her LekkuHigh On His Own FartsKermit the CuckoldThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

You need to watch the Mariah Carey video with captions to really understand the minutes of laughter. It's on Adam Emond's YouTube channel. You're welcome.From us to you, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!Edited by Keith

The second viewing of Jingle All the Way!Other potential names:Goatse Elf of the North PoleBased Off Of Ignorance and a LieChevy Chase Fixes the MovieCriminal Santa Foot ClanA Big Ol' Sack of GoodiesJamie's Got a GunYear2Happy holidays to everyone! If the holidays are harder on you, reach out - there are people that care about you and the world is a better place with you in it. <3

Other potential titles:Mister Pee PeeBig Buff Beaker & Stripper ScooterSexy Chickens & Horny ShrimpEat the RatThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Kelley Becomes a Dukes of Hazzard RampRecording Your Uncle in the ShowerHey! Remember Home Alone?Important Grandma Pee ClarificationThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Viktor's Black ParadeSucking Off Mr. Del ToroDon't Make Us Hurt GrandmaBe Good to the Demon SeamenThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Our thoughts on the Alien Franchise to date.Edit by Keith - thanks, Keith!

Other potential titles:Chekov's FetusXenomorph's Top ModelPervert the Life on Any PlanetSpring Loaded BabiesThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Another Off-Screen DeathSexual Tension...?I Would Make It SuckIf You Blow, David Will FingerThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:I Came With MayoIt's Not Racist if it's the Same GuyThe Curse of Babies in HeavenTrans-Siberian Irish BloodsuckersThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Once and for all, we put to rest the question about psychic powers. We prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that something happens. We're not sure what, but it definitely happened.Edited by Keith

Other potential titles:Clapping on the InsideThe Kid Was FlooredGet Your Evil Dead Out Of My HalloweenFlexing Psychic MusclesThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Ghost Story KaraokeChasing Danny DevitoThe Best Friday the 13th Movie in YearsSoup DuckThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Have a Coke and a SmileBill Shatner is Not Doing WellGilmore Girls x HalloweenPodcasters are the WorstMichael Myers TourismThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Imagine a CheeseburgerTwo Out of Three Hosts ApologizeSlimer's Sloppy ToppySlimerlightUgly BabyThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Not based on a true storyI Got Jizzed, RayGive Dad the Ouija BoardSlimer Cosplay FetishThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

The gang discusses the 1990 hit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Is the film purely nostalgia bait? Or do these heroes in a half-shell have true Turtle Power?Edited by Keith

Other potential titles:Mystery Gooey HolesWhat Happens in a Morgue Stays in a MorgueVigilante ExorcismBigfoot BaptismThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Based on Bullshit 2: Electric BoogalooFree Candy VanGoogle the Warrens YourselvesKelley's Phone Psychic StoryThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Cigarette Smoke PatinaSingle Deadbolt Supernatural Security SystemBeing Gay is Like Stepping in GumDemons Are Invading My CoffeeThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Don't Take Off Your F#@&ing HelmetStupid Scientist Drinking GameTemu Tom HardyWelcome To My Goo ChamberThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

What does Lord of the Rings look like over 20 years after it released if you've never seen it before? Adam Emond, composer of our theme music, joins us to chat about his first time experience with the classic, beloved trilogy in this week's Intermission!Thanks to Adam for the music - check out his stuff online!

Other potential titles:Cow StuffChekov's PortCautiously Hope-timisticWe Can Watch Matrix 1Bullet Time CoffeeThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Matrix RevulsionsRemember When?I Just Don't CareNipple Clamp RetconRule of CoolThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Zionist Rave OrgyLick My Data PortZion Has a Right to Def - Nope, not doing itNeo is a HelicopterJesus Shares a Hospital RoomThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:BlackballedOiling Up to Get DressedThere's No Helmet Hair in the MatrixThe Last WhiteThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:TwistedSister69Cable Management GoreThe Red Pill is Trans, MoronsPod Love KeanuThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Oregon Trail, the First Open-world GameThe Reality of DysenteryKeith is the Pumpkin Spice Creamer to JamiePretension + Pretension = Art?Thanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Kelley's on vacation so the gang does a short intermission episode, discussing their feelings on the Alien franchise so far. The conversation veers off course, of course.Thanks to Keith for editing this episode! Special Thanks to Adam Emond for the use of his music!

Other potential titles:No Onion on the Breathalyzer, PleaseRipley's WetRon Perlman: Khajiit BodybuilderPlot Acid AgainAlien Butt BursterHairy Popcorn BucketEars and a HoleThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:A Subtle "7" in Sexism is FineChinese Dodgeball DebunkedDon't Drink UrineNo Really, Don't Drink UrineThanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!

Other potential titles:Pegging JonathanSplit up & Step on EverythingCalmly Climbing into the Death Machine"I Can Speak Yeti"The Fish Hook Story*Modem Noises*Thanks to friend of the pod, Adam Emond for the theme music - check him out on streaming services!Support the pod at Ko-fi.com/Screenshare!Thank you for all of the support!Please leave us a review on the platform of your choice!