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Second Lunch Podcast

by Premier Comedy

A comedy banter podcast to unwind to on your way home from work, while walking the dog or while taking a second lunch. Primarily story-based and autobiographical; the show also features in depth analysis and debate on a number of random topics and general nonsense. Hosted by Seattle-based comedians Chris Moran and Kolpy, the show is sure to be the cure to your weekday blues.

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Episodes

  1. Salsa Fatigue

    Kolpy and Chris are on opposite sides of the sobriety spectrum in an episode packed full of discussion about salsa, ostracism and considering why anybody would choose to run.

  2. Privileged and Confidential

    Kolpy and Chris discuss first celebrity crushes, look-alike contests and what world record they would most like to hold.

  3. Grocery Store Famous

    Kolpy and Chris kickoff season three with talk of brew-thrus, Chris' newfound heritage and the Great Michigan Pizza Funeral

  4. Hillbilly Wizard (featuring Kolpy's brother, Clay)

    Chris, Kolpy and his brother Clay talk about their old man, disrespecting trees and Lawn-chair Larry

  5. Satirical Snowmen

    Chris and Kolpy discuss stashing tubed meats, strange sports injuries, chair fears and getting in fights

  6. Make a Bear a Hotdog (featuring Mr. Harkins)

    Kolpy, Chris and Mr. Harkins discsuss Paris Syndrome, drunk mascots and perseverance.

  7. Draggin' Sack

    Chris and Kolpy discuss hats they could 'pull off;' Friday night traditions and drunk shopping.

  8. Fruits Ranked (featuring Lucas Moser)

    Chris, Kolpy and guest Lucas Moser discuss concert etiquette, irrational fears their pets have and rank fruits.

  9. Cake Paranoia

    Chris and Kolpy discuss period movie dialogue, places with "falls" in the name and riding alligators. Chris revisits his orca hatred.

  10. Glass Piano

    Kolpy and Chris discuss divisive chip flavors, peanut butter history and glass delusion.

  11. Dookiatta

    Chris and Cole discuss toddler language, yelling at the microwave and going into debt

  12. Macaroni Lung (featuring Ashley [Redacted])

    Chris, Kolpy and his bride Ashley discuss the dump, the ethics of asking to share food and revisit the subject of bad haircuts.

  13. Sugar Plum Gary (featuring Emmett Montgomery)

    In a magical dual guest episode, Kolpy and Chris welcome BOTH Sugar Plum Gary and Emmett Montgomery as they discuss the horrors of Christmas and what the soda companies don't want us to know.

  14. Not Your Grandad's Lizards (featuring Isaac Sommers)

    Chris, Kolpy and Isaac discuss ultimate pets, big words and appropriate quesadilla consumption hours.

  15. Big Rapture Guy

    Chris and Kolpy discuss the possible whereabouts of Sesame Street, learning times tables and juice pulp conspiracies.

  16. Cheese Riot

    Kolpy and Chris discuss rabies, whether or not Gushers have become "less gushy" and what would be in their tombs.

  17. Classic Ball Tornado

    Kolpy and Chris discuss being a P.E. teachers assistant, Wojtek the Bear and deep fried Oreos.

  18. Atlantis Morissette

    Kolpy and Chris discuss shared portion division, Grape-Nuts relativity and worst spirits to get drunk on

  19. Splash Pad Arrhythmia

    Kolpy and Chris discuss surviving a shipwreck, fortune cookies and illegal baby names.

  20. Mime Your Crime

    Kolpy and Chris discuss 'The Yips," social media jealousy and Halloween candy trades.

  21. Onions to be Named Later

    Kolpy and Chris discuss improper food consumption techniques, the Onion Futures Act and whether or not heaven is boring.

  22. Chore Weed (featuring Scott Losse)

    Kolpy, Chris and guest Scott Losse discuss Costco, drunk tattoos and Demon Cat

  23. Sunburn City (featuring Isaac Sommers)

    Chris, Kolpy and guest Isaac Sommers talk about being apex predators, cottage cheese and sunburns

  24. Onion Party

    Kolpy and Chris discuss birds, drinking games from ancient times and the double glizzy

  25. Send My Mom the Tab

    Kolpy and Chris discuss caffeine sensitivity, visiting isolated tribes and the Scholastic Book Fair

  26. Narnia Fridge

    Kolpy and Chris discuss airplane bathrooms, the greatest man ever and being sticky

  27. Ramen Bounty

    Kolpy and Chris discuss the necessity of fingers, Ancient Egyptian procreation theory and cheese collateral.

  28. Am I From Tennessee?

    Kolpy and Chris discuss 'Hide and Seek,' Jocko Flocko and Uncle Dave discovering Mexican Cuisine.

  29. What's Up With That? (featuring Kolpy's Wife, Ashley)

    Chris, Kolpy and Kolpy's wife, Ashley discuss if hair is ruining the NBA, tall people, and their favorite parts of Kolpy's body other than his eyes (obviously.)

  30. Fart Goblin

    Kolpy and Chris discuss petty theft, criminalized hot dogs and induct the first class of the Second Lunch Hall of Fame.

  31. Wall Drug

    Chris, Kolpy and Mr. Harkins discuss the State of the Onion, sending kids back a grade and Montana

  32. Second Lunch Christmas

    Chris and Kolpy discuss strange Christmas traditions, ladders, and peppermint ice cream

  33. Buttplug Unicorn

    Chris and Kolpy discuss candy trading etiquette, the relationship between hairstyle and temperament, and pizza party strategy.

  34. Lombardi Inc.

    Chris is battling sleep deprivation; him and Kolpy discuss appropriate softball numbers, bangers & mash and becoming an entrepreneur.

  35. The Gila Monster and the Lampshade

    Chris and Kolpy discuss learning to talk, Popeye/Spinach propaganda and 'Noun & Noun' establishments.

  36. Borrowed Garlic (featuring Justin Barnes)

    Chris, Kolpy and special guest Justin Barnes discuss scooters, pickles and the Seattle Mariners.

  37. Cathedral of Warts

    Chris and Kolpy discuss falling, Robert Liston, and mountaineering arousal.

  38. Bumper Sticker Prohibition

    Chris and Kolpy discuss Sesame Street, the worst reason for missing a day of work, and their first time truly drunk.

  39. Toe Shame (featuring Nick Kirschner)

    Chris, Kolpy and special guest Nick Kirschner discuss barbecue, names on jerseys and flip flops.

  40. Gucci or Ferret

    Chris and Kolpy discuss ferrets, writing the bible and proper string cheese consumption.

  41. Yellow Dinner (featuring Kermet Apio)

    Chris, Kolpy and special guest Kermet Apio discuss Pumpkin Pie, Brett Favre's welfare fraud, and an Apio family dish named for its hue.

  42. Weird Potato

    Chris and Kolpy discuss Kolpy's vasectomy, cursing out a microwave and exchange rate mishaps.

  43. Something's Gone Wrong at the Zoo (featuring Gabriel Rutledge)

    Chris, Kolpy and special guest Gabriel Rutledge discuss religious workarounds, first cigarettes and a chimpanzee birthday cake incident.

  44. Pepperoni Vendetta

    Chris and Kolpy discuss wet burritos, tandem bicycles, and David Hahn the Radioactive Boy Scout.

  45. It's in Your Book (featuring Mr. Harkins)

    Chris, Kolpy and special guest (Chris' middle school teacher) Mr. Harkins discuss conflicts with parents, dictator relationships and the anniversary of cloning Dolly the sheep.

  46. Keystone Light Food Bank (featuring Duane Goad)

    Chris, Kolpy and special guest Duane Goad discuss Groundhog's Day, benefit shows for charity, and Chinese spy pigeons.

  47. Mad Enough to Summit Fuji

    Chris and Kolpy discuss a mountain summiting food delivery, the lamest transportation by which to be killed, and the opulence of a four slice toaster.

  48. Shawarma Origami

    Chris and Kolpy discuss the Waffle House Index, teaching children to fold, and unexplained weight loss.

  49. Inaugural Christmas Episode (featuring Monica Nevi)

    Chris, Kolpy and special guest Monica Nevi discuss donating blood, insulting people as part of their name and waking up under the Christmas tree.

  50. Of Sniffing Age (featuring Alyssa Charlston)

    Chris, Kolpy and special guest Alyssa Charlston discuss tall people back problems, what they first notice about people and the best sports to play tipsy.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A comedy banter podcast to unwind to on your way home from work, while walking the dog or while taking a second lunch. Primarily story-based and autobiographical; the show also features in depth analysis and debate on a number of random topics and general nonsense. Hosted by Seattle-based comedians Chris Moran and Kolpy, the show is sure to be the cure to your weekday blues.

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A comedy banter podcast to unwind to on your way home from work, while walking the dog or while taking a second lunch. Primarily story-based and autobiographical; the show also features in depth analysis and debate on a number of random topics and general nonsense. Hosted by Seattle-based comedians...

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