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Second Place Chasers
by Keith and Jack
Jack and Keith meet up weekly, fuelled by a bottle of cider, to discuss all things FPL. Jack has never won their mini league which has resulted in him often being angry and bitter. Keith has won it several times and regularly reminds Jack. That could explain Jack's anger. Special guests appear every few weeks and good advice appears only a couple of times a season.
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Sea Chicken
Jack and Keith return for more nonsense chat. Jack is feeling very smug as a chunk of Keith's lead falls away. Keith distracts by talking about his review on trustpilot and Jack catches seagulls.
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81
Just Hot Air And Shit
Jack and Keith are back for 2026 while Lachlan works his way back to match fitness. Had he been on this podcast there may well have been lots more swearing after the departure of Maresca at Chelsea. I'm sure he'll have plenty left in the tank when he makes his much awaited return to the podcast soon.
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80
Idiots
Jack and Keith review the international break, the six-a-side competition, and the trivia. There's also some FPL talk.
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79
Anthony Gordon Blow Up Dolls
Jack and Keith are once again without their Chelsea loving co-host who has just had his stem cell transplant done. It's less fun than watching the Chelsea v Sunderland game on repeat. Meanwhile, Jack has a whole new memorabilia idea for football clubs.
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78
Guess Who Else Was German
Jack and Keith seem to be more interested in their six-a-side team than the FPL gameweek. I wonder why? Lachlan goes to Sydney to begin his transition, or transplant, or something, while Chelsea, Leicester, and QPR all lose in the same week.
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77
Dominic Cruciate Ligament
With the end of another international break, Jack and Keith look ahead to gameweek eight and discuss their options. Jack is looking to a tall German to boost his team, while Keith may be taking a more drastic option for his team....
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76
Why Have A Nibble When You Can Have A Chunk?
Jack and Keith have to, once again, make do without Lachlan. Perhaps it was for the best because he had a terrible gameweek score and Chelsea got beaten as well. Jack is now below Keith in all mini leagues, but he swears it is merely a temporary thing.
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75
The Woodkins Twins
Jack and Keith barely mention Chelsea with the absence of Lachlan, who chose sleep over a phonecall. I'd say he made the correct decision.
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74
The Vegan Episode
Recorded in the middle of gameweek four and during the game updating, Jack, Lachlan, and Keith find plenty to waffle on about. Even veganism.
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73
What Time Is It?
It's a Batalla take over as Jack and Keith are joined by Lachlan and Kyle, who are first and second our mini league. We find out what everyone's plans are for gameweek four and Lachlan and Kyle dismiss the FPL skills of brother Ricky.
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72
What's That Smell?
Jack and Keith are surprised by something they haven't experienced before. Lachlan has a plan. A long term plan. A not totally ridiculous plan. Brace yourselves.
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71
The Touch Of Shit
Jack and Keith look back on their gameweek one scores and predictions. Keith proves that last season's struggles weren't just a flash in the pan. Jack promises to keep his decent start going for the rest of the season, but neither can get near Lachlan, who tops our mini league.
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70
The Last Hurrah
Jack and Keith are joined by Lachlan by phone just before the Europa League final which is a bit like if there was a playoff game to stay in the Premier League. There are predictions for the final gamewek, and Lachlan is nervous about Chelsea's final league game. Jack wants a cup win and to beat Gary once again.
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69
The Chelsea Void
Jack and Keith enjoy the serenity and 33% more cider with the absence of Lachlan this week. Another blue and white team take the lions share of the chat as Jack talks about Leicester and a pontiff's farewell pun.
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68
Murphy's Law
Jack, Lachlan, and Keith look forward to double gameweek 32. Lachlan predicts more misery for Liverpool, while Jack just wants Leicester to be put out of theirs.
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67
On The Two-Two Train
Lachlan, Jack, and Keith cover gameweek thirty and thirty-one, welcome back reckless Lachlan, and say goodbye to Leicester.
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66
A Mild Four Nil And A Little Dog In A Handbag
Lachlan returns to the podcast after a one week absence. Jack has a Leicester lament, and we wonder why both Nicky and Ricky are in Thailand at the same time. Perhaps warm weather training for Liverpool fans?
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65
There's Always Someone Waiting
Jack and Keith hold down the fort with Lachlan unavailable. As expected, the ten minute Chelsea/VAR rant is missing from this episode. It will undoubtedly return next week.
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64
Rogers Is A Bum
Jack and Keith sit back and listen to Lachlan get angry about Chelsea.....again! Even though they didn't have a shot on target against Brighton, he tries to tell us how VAR stopped them from at least having a draw. Rolling eyes emoji.
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63
Master Vs Apprentice
Jack, Lachlan, and Keith talk nonsense ahead of another gameweek. Can Jack and Keith manage to talk Lachlan out of captaining Palmer instead of Salah or Isak?
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62
Is That David Moyes?
Jack, Keith, and Lachlan come in mid-gameweek and during a power outage and a storm to discuss the future prospects of Graham Potter and David Moyes. Lachlan does his best Moyes impression.....word of warning, it's not great.
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61
A New Leaf
Jack, Keith, and Lachlan look back at gameweek twenty, look ahead to the FA cup, and wonder if Nuno could be the manager of the season.
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60
Boorowa Internet
The podcast returns for 2025, with Lachlan trying to explain how he came to have Kulusevski as captain, and vowing to make a comeback in the second half of the season. Jack has also given himself a new target for the season.......
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Third Member
Jack and Keith are joined by new host Lachlan. What should you know about Lachlan? Well, his first tattoo was of the Chelsea badge, he likes Chelsea, and he also really likes Chelsea. Other than that character flaw, he's quite nice really.
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58
Ed Sheeran's Not A Looker
Jack and Keith are once again without a guest but they carry on regardless.....speaking of carry on.....
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57
Leverage Is The Answer
Jack and Keith are back after the International break to look ahead to gameweek four. A late withdrawal means that there is no guest this week, but they soldier on with more nonsense, some semi-reasonable advice, and there is a joke**Keith has questioned whether it actually is indeed, a joke.
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56
All You Need Is A Good Lawyer
Jack and Keith meet at the start of the international break to look back on a reasonably successful gameweek three, they also spot the bald fraud, a big win for Leicester, and have some advice for Dominik Szoboszlai.
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55
Knee Cranium
This week Jack and Keith welcome their first guest of the season. Everything is going well until Lachlan is given the keys to the car......
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54
The Vardy Party Returns
Jack and Keith look back on gameweek one, both just scraping above average scores. One manager in their mini league did somewhat better, finishing the gameweek inside the top 10,000 managers in the world. The secret to their success? Spending about five minutes choosing their team. Anything more is overthinking it.
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53
The Rooney Handicap
Jack and Keith are back (again) to give you zero useful insights into the Fantasy League world, as they look ahead to gameweek one and give predictions for the season ahead.
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52
It Is Now
A final look at the 23/24 FPL season and who won what. Jack gives us his favourite transfers of the season, what he thinks of the England squad for the Euros, and reminds Keith about a cup final result.
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51
They Think It's All Over
Jack and Keith look forward to the final gameweek of the season. Even though they won the league a couple of weeks ago, Jack still manages to find a reason to mention Leicester.
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50
Fiftieth Time's The Charm
For the fiftieth (recorded) time, Jack and Keith cast their eye over the FPL landscape (possibly some Championship, too).
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49
Three Times My Wife Has Given Me Cheese
Jack and Keith talk to possible/probable head to head champion Leo on the phone. There is the inevitable Championship talk, with Leicester's victory making Jack very happy, the usual guff and nonsense, and some very inappropriate team selections.
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48
Larry
Jack and Keith record in the middle of the double gameweek, with Jack getting thrashed by Gary, and Keith moving up again. At least Leicester are giving Jack some joy in the midst of his illness.
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47
The Mad Scientist
Jack and Keith are joined in the "studio" by Lachy. If you like Chelsea and swearing, this one is for you.
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46
Pop Off
Jack and Keith once again have Surya on the phone, who's pre-gym routine includes drinking Guiness. He's also not at all interested in the Championship, or even hearing about it.
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45
Lawyer Up
Recorded halfway through gameweek thirty-one, Jack and Keith look ahead to gameweek thirty-two and spend way too much time on the Championship. Jack threatens legal action.
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44
Looking For Signs
Jack and Keith start off the episode in the Championship, where QPR have won three in a row, and Leicester have lost three in a row. What? Jack outscored Keith in gameweek twenty-seven, but he rarely mentions it, and they look forward to gameweek twenty-eight where Bournemouth and Luton double.
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43
Bowen Therapy
Jack and Keith look back on gameweek twenty-six, which had a surprising end, and ahead to a big game in the Championship.
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42
De Bruyne Is Back On The Blacklist
Jack and Keith record just before the end of double gameweek twenty-five. Jack goes off on KDB, Keith laughs at Mick Beale's predicament and looks forward to QPR getting out of the bottom three, possibly. There's also some innuendo from Jack, and sarcastic applause for Mark.
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41
A Glitch In Time
Jack and Keith struggle through a cider free episode, but lose most of the recording due to equipment glitching. Excellent.
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40
He'll Never Trust Us Again
Jack and Keith get through the longest gameweek and prepare for gameweek twenty-two via the Championship, a one point thrashing, some sage advice to Jack, and it all begins with an apology (of sorts) to a Mr Crisp.
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39
Stratetitian
Jack and Keith discuss their options for gameweek twenty-one which takes place over two weeks and will be without Salah, Son, Alexander-Arnold, Kudus, Hee-Chan, and probably Bowen and Haaland too, due to AFCoN, the Asian cup, and injuries.
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38
That's Just So Last Year
Jack and Keith recorded a podcast just before the end of 2023, during the silly season. Keith edited the podcast and promptly forgot completely about it, until today. Merry Easter.
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37
Sterling Effort
Jack and Keith record during another thunderstorm and a hangover. Jack shows off his new Christmas present and tries hard to give away some kittens. Keith laments another Chelsea failure.
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36
Bit Less Shit
Jack and Keith finally have themselves a guest, as Hayley joins them to talk about her FPL team, Man United, kittens, and moustaches.
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35
Son-Burnt
Jack and Keith look back on gw16 with barely a mention of Jack selling Son before a 17 point return. It's still hot, there are still birds in the background, and Keith is completely unaware that the cup has already started.
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34
Alexander-Arnold's Arse Crack
Jack and Keith Complain about their gameweek scores and the heat, consider whether Leo has stolen the luck of the Irish, and notice a crack in Liverpool's defence.
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33
James To The Rescue
Jack and Keith look forward to gameweek thirteen and the delights of having several players flagged as doubtful. Franklin the cat makes a very brief appearance, and Keith goes on and on about Reece James.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Jack and Keith meet up weekly, fuelled by a bottle of cider, to discuss all things FPL. Jack has never won their mini league which has resulted in him often being angry and bitter. Keith has won it several times and regularly reminds Jack. That could explain Jack's anger. Special guests appear every few weeks and good advice appears only a couple of times a season.
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