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Secret Chocobo Club

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Join us as we go through the Main Scenario Quests of Final Fantasy XIV and lovingly complain about anything and everything we can find. Nothing is off the table as we share our (perfectly valid) opinions around quest progression, UI layouts, dungeon design, Final Fantasy, RPG, and more. (and we're definitely not a cult...)

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Episodes

  1. Episode 9: Defeat, Despair, Now Where?

    James, Paul, and John return from defeating Titan and discover both the peaks and valleys of ARR story telling. Monk Job Quests (potential spoilers): https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Monk#Monk_Job_Quests Linkpearl: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Linkshell Fever Dream:...

  2. Episode 8: The Worst is (mostly) Behind (ARR)

    Jacob, John, James, and Paul discover the long, rocky, disgusting (yet delicious), cheese-covered, wine-drenched road to fighting Titan. FFXIV Classes: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Class FFXIV Jobs: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Job Human Noraxia:...

  3. Episode 7.5: Getting Fired Up for EverCold

    John, James, and Paul start getting hyped over the 2026 Anaheim FanFest and the newest expansion: Evercold FanFest Dev Panel a.k.a. Evolved Mode Showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uiNEwa7oT4 f.k.a. Creative Business Unit 3: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Creative_Studio_III Biting...

  4. Episode 7: Five Knives and a Dream (ARR)

    Paul, Jacob, John, and James go on a wild chocobo chase in search of this "masked man", with lots of (loving) complaints along the way. D&D Cantrip - https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spells Frixio - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Frixio Duplicate Mini-boss -...

  5. Episode 6: Raindrops on Ochus and Whiskers on Couerls (ARR)

    James, Paul, Jacob, and John dance with Sylphs while figuring out who is the real employer. Factorio: https://store.steampowered.com/app/427520/Factorio/ The Sound of Music - Maria: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VRyQprlu8 Ramuh in Final Fantasy (Possible Spoilers):...

  6. Episode 5.5: The Party Discusses FF

    Paul, John, and Jacob chit-chat about Final Fantasy games other than Final Fantasy XIV. Show Notes Final Fantasy 20 years ago: https://img.ifunny.co/images/f5cb9a2d3f0ea0bf31d8100ab6c4be4621b181277407a87f91efadec6a5437db_1.jpg Yoshi P on Final Fantasy:...

  7. Episode 5: Grand Companies, Grand Choices (ARR)

    John, James, Paul, and ??? pause the adventure to bicker over which Grand Company to join. Nanamo Perching: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/7b/e4/187be4965f0304d8f5de63ec6a3a5dda.jpg Dynasty Warriors 3 English VA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFA08BJUtPo Jason Charles Miller:...

  8. Episode 4: Taking the Scions to Isembard (ARR)

    Paul, John, and James join the Scions of the Seventh Dawn, and embark on the first "proper" hero mission. FFXIV Voice Actors (Potential Spoilers) - https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2703036/fullcredits/ Balthier’s VA: Gideon Emery - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0256297/ FFXIV X SCRAP Real Escape Game…

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  9. Episode 3: The Sad Revolt Afterparty (ARR)

    James, Paul, and John finally start talking about Final Fantasy XIV's Main Scenario Quests (but they don't get very far). Battle of Silvertear Skies - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_of_Silvertear_Skies Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn Intro Video -...

  10. Episode 2.5: Dawntrail Hype (Spoiler Alert)

    Paul and John speculate what could be in store for Final Fantasy XIV's latest expansion: Dawntrail. Major spoiler warnings ahead for A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, Stormblood, Shadowbringers, and Endwalker. Theories for Endwalker Dawntrail Launch Trailer (Major spoilers) Endwalker minion Definitely...

  11. Episode 2: Now, Back to Limsa (ARR)

    John, James, and Paul try (unsuccessfully) to discuss the Limsa Lominsa and Gridania without getting distracted. Endwalker grapes Maplestory ferry to Orbis I Am the Sea (Limsa Lominsa Day Theme) A Sailor Never Sleeps (Limsa Lominsa Night Theme) Wailers and Waterwheels (Gridania Day Theme) Dance…

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  12. Episode 1: It's a Maze, Dude (ARR)

    Paul, John, James, and Jacob talk about starting Final Fantasy XIV in the city of Ul’dah. But first, everyone’s favorite(?) mini-game: Character Creation. Episode 0 Roegadyn woes Miqo'te glams Treasure maps Yoshi-P Yoshi P’s character Brennan Lee Mulligan

  13. Episode 0: Definitely Not a Cult

    James, Paul, John, and Jacob introduce themselves and the Secret Chocobo Club podcast. Final Fantasy Games Maplestory Gunbound Lost Ark Runescape Club Penguin World of Warcraft: Classic Wind Slayer Lunia Shin Megami Tensei: Imagine League of Legends Eorzea Collection (in)Famous JP -> EN dubs Sam...

About this show

Join us as we go through the Main Scenario Quests of Final Fantasy XIV and lovingly complain about anything and everything we can find.

Nothing is off the table as we share our (perfectly valid) opinions around quest progression, UI layouts, dungeon design, Final Fantasy, RPG, and more.

(and we're definitely not a cult...)

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Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does Secret Chocobo Club have?

Secret Chocobo Club has 13 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on October 25, 2026.

What is Secret Chocobo Club about?

Join us as we go through the Main Scenario Quests of Final Fantasy XIV and lovingly complain about anything and everything we can find. Nothing is off the table as we share our (perfectly valid) opinions around quest progression, UI layouts, dungeon design, Final Fantasy, RPG, and more. (and we're...

How often does Secret Chocobo Club release new episodes?

Secret Chocobo Club publishes about every 55 days, based on its 13 episodes since January 2025.

Who hosts Secret Chocobo Club?

Secret Chocobo Club is created and hosted by Secret Chocobo Club.
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