Secret Chocobo Club

Paul, Jacob, John, and James go on a wild chocobo chase in search of this "masked man", with lots of (loving) complaints along the way.D&D Cantrip - https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spellsFrixio - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/FrixioDuplicate Mini-boss - https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Coeurl_O%27_Nine_TailsFinal Fantasy X's Ochu - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Ochu_(Final_Fantasy_X)Ochu FATE - https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/All_Vine_and_No_PopotoesOld Thousand Maws of Toto-Rak - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ2ZlkAEbM4Crystals in Final Fantasy - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Crystal_(term)Twin Adder Vorsaile Heuloix - https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Vorsaile_HeuloixFinal Fantasy X Highbridge exploit - https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/197344-final-fantasy-x/63093928Hremfing's Optional Quest - https://consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Corpse_ConfrontationFamily - https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nothing-stronger-than-familyGundobald's mustache - https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Gundobald#/media/File:Gundobald.jpegDoctor Eggman - https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Doctor_EggmanTwo Rules for Seinfeld - https://www.thethings.com/larry-david-rules-creating-seinfeld-darker-90s-sitcoms/Brevity - https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/brevityAhriman in Final Fantasy - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/AhrimanOne Piece Boa Hancock (SPOILER WARNING) - https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Boa_Hancock

James, Paul, Jacob, and John dance with Sylphs while figuring out who is the real employer.Factorio: https://store.steampowered.com/app/427520/Factorio/The Sound of Music - Maria: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VRyQprlu8Ramuh in Final Fantasy (Possible Spoilers): https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/RamuhMSQ Level 11 - Relighting the Torch: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Relighting_the_TorchMSQ Level 20 - First Impressions: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/First_ImpressionsLallafel Default Dance (Volume Warning): https://youtu.be/Y70qQjhNays?t=89Viera Default Dance (Volume Warning): https://youtu.be/Y70qQjhNays?t=149Malboro in Final Fantasy: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/MalboroFinal Fantasy X - Great Malboro: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Malboro_(Final_Fantasy_X)Final Fantasy XIV - Qiqirn: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/QiqirnRedwall Shrew: https://redwall.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Shrews

Paul, John, and Jacob chit-chat about Final Fantasy games other than Final Fantasy XIV.Show NotesFinal Fantasy 20 years ago: https://img.ifunny.co/images/f5cb9a2d3f0ea0bf31d8100ab6c4be4621b181277407a87f91efadec6a5437db_1.jpgYoshi P on Final Fantasy: https://www.reddit.com/r/FinalFantasy/comments/13p0r3n/yoships_answer_on_what_makes_an_ff_game_an_ff_game/#lightboxExpedition 33: https://www.expedition33.com/

John, James, Paul, and ??? pause the adventure to bicker over which Grand Company to join.Nanamo Perching: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/7b/e4/187be4965f0304d8f5de63ec6a3a5dda.jpgDynasty Warriors 3 English VA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFA08BJUtPoJason Charles Miller: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1390709/What is a Death Flag: https://doughnutlounge.com/what-is-a-death-flag/Immortal Flames Uniform: https://www.trafficsafetysuppliers.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/2/8/28-blue-collars.jpgTwin Adders Uniform: https://www.trafficconesforless.com/images/PO/RS45015C-Yellow3M6.jpgMaelstrom Uniform: https://www.trafficconesforless.com/images/PO/Red_28_2Collars.jpgBiggs & Wedge in Final Fantasy: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Biggs_and_WedgeStar Wars Biggs: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Biggs_DarklighterStar Wars Wedge: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Wedge_AntillesCid in Final Fantasy: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/CidBrand-new Armor: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Brand-new_ArmorFFXIV Chocobo Colour Calculator: https://ffxivchocobo.com/enChocobo Barding: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Chocobo_BardingNedrick Ironheart: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Nedrick_IronheartZodiac Weapons: https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Zodiac_WeaponsZodiac Spear: https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Zodiac_Spear_(Final_Fantasy_XII)

Paul, John, and James join the Scions of the Seventh Dawn, and embark on the first "proper" hero mission.FFXIV Voice Actors (Potential Spoilers) - https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2703036/fullcredits/Balthier’s VA: Gideon Emery - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0256297/FFXIV X SCRAP Real Escape Game: “The Trials of Bahamut” - https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/4aee942e274571a114b14dd0dbc0d1aa8867d683Well Come - https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/A_Wild_Rose_by_Any_Other_NameRipe Corpse - https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Ripe_CorpseFinal Fantasy VII Materia - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Materia_(Final_Fantasy_VII)Redwall - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RedwallSpirit Bomb - https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Spirit_BombIfrit across Final Fantasy - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/IfritZero to Hero - Hercules - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvvrluxpFVI

James, Paul, and John finally start talking about Final Fantasy XIV's Main Scenario Quests (but they don't get very far).Battle of Silvertear Skies - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_of_Silvertear_SkiesFinal Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn Intro Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h542YbZuwkQHow to pronounce 'Aesthetician' - https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/aestheticianMaplestory - https://www.nexon.com/maplestory/Final Fantasy VII's Gold Saucer - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Gold_Saucer_(Final_Fantasy_VII)John's Incredible Pizza - https://johnspizza.com/Final Fantasy Coeurl - https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/CoeurlNon Final Fantasy Coral - https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/invertebrates/corals-and-coral-reefs

Paul and John speculate what could be in store for Final Fantasy XIV's latest expansion: Dawntrail.Major spoiler warnings ahead for A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, Stormblood, Shadowbringers, and Endwalker.Theories for EndwalkerDawntrail Launch Trailer (Major spoilers)Endwalker minionDefinitely not referring to the Star Wars Sequel TrilogyEndwalker Box ArtStormblood Field Operation: The Forbidden Land, EurekaEndwalker: Island SanctuaryDawntrail: Cosmic ExplorationDawntrail: BarreltenderFinal Fantasy VII: Battle SquareAlpaca vs. LlamaFinal Fantasy VI: Relm ArrownyViper is Kirito

John, James, and Paul try (unsuccessfully) to discuss the Limsa Lominsa and Gridania without getting distracted.Endwalker grapesMaplestory ferry to OrbisI Am the Sea (Limsa Lominsa Day Theme)A Sailor Never Sleeps (Limsa Lominsa Night Theme)Wailers and Waterwheels (Gridania Day Theme)Dance of the Fireflies (Gridania Night Theme)A New Hope (Ul'dah Day Theme)Sultana Dreaming (Ul'dah Night Theme)Concerning HobbitsFinal Fantasy XVI - MoogleFinal Fantasy VII: Rebirth - MoogleAll 'A Realm Reborn' nods

Paul, John, James, and Jacob talk about starting Final Fantasy XIV in the city of Ul’dah. But first, everyone’s favorite(?) mini-game: Character Creation.Episode 0Roegadyn woesMiqo'te glamsTreasure mapsYoshi-PYoshi P’s characterBrennan Lee Mulligan

James, Paul, John, and Jacob introduce themselves and the Secret Chocobo Club podcast.Final Fantasy GamesMaplestoryGunboundLost ArkRunescapeClub PenguinWorld of Warcraft: ClassicWind SlayerLuniaShin Megami Tensei: ImagineLeague of LegendsEorzea Collection(in)Famous JP -> EN dubsSam Riegal is not dead