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Secret Jocks Podcast
by Ralph Mugot, Tyler Giard, Ben Finley
A podcast ran by musicians and artists about Music, NBA Basketball and whatever they come up with that day.
Episodes
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Happy Basketball
Season 80 of our favorite TV show premieres tonight and we're just stoked on it. We're up on the Rockets, fantasy drafts and rule changes [I guess??] and down on the Kangz, Bulls and it [maybe?] being LeBron Raymone James' last year in the league.
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THE CHINESE MILLENNIA
the boyz are back!! we're hypin up our favorite teams, giving flowers to our league pass crushes and having a laugh at some teams on the backwards slide
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The ULTIMATE NBA Finals Preview
The Pacers are ripping off wins like Thanos peeling off Vision's infinity stone on his forehead. We recorded this on Tuesday before game one. We knew this would be a series off the bat because we're geniuses who can see the future and anyone who said the Thunder would sweep have never watched...
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Are you playing in? Or are you playing OUT?
Baby, I'm playing OFF 😤 Your favorite boys are yapping about the NBA Play-In tournament with marquee matchups and make some playoff series picks. Subscribe to Secret Jocks on YouTube Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: Spotify Apple Got questions? Wanna…
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Who Won the NBA Trade Deadline?
Trade anxiety season is over and your favorite boys are breaking down the deadline deals that happened since the balance-shifting moves over the weekend. They give their thoughts on the Himmy Butler's fit in the Bay, Brandon Ingram's flight north to Toronto, De'Andre Hunter rounding out the Cavs'...
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Ralph Hacked Shams
The boys are locked in covering the insane trades of De'Aaron Fox, Luka Doncic and Anthony Davis over the weekend. Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist updated weekly: Spotify Apple Got questions? Wanna be on the show? Send an email to [email protected] or hit us up on...
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Bonus Holiday Q&A
Hey what up fam? Here's a bonus episode we recorded last week that I didn't get into editing because I believe in the observation of the holidays (doing no work of any kind, for any reason, ever). We indulge in some questions y'all sent in that are non-to-semi-basketball related. Hope y'all had a...
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New Year, New League
It's the time of year where we all commit (for prolly two weeks) to go to the gym, eat better, stop calling your co-workers that they smell like a zesty fart. We drafted all 30 teams to tell them what their New Year resolutions should be for 2025. We are the definitive NBA braintrust, so our...
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The Bucks Won a Mickey Mouse Ring
Well the season is over until April, ya'll! The Bucks secured the Emirates NBA Cup Tournament victory and there's nothing left to play for. The boys break down their win against the Oklahoma City Thunder and what changes should be made to the format. Check out the official Secret Jocks playlist...
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Return of the Greg!
our best bud greg hughes returns!! we’re mostly rapping about the orlando magic’s phenomenal start in this one tbh. tap in!
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Basketball Griftonomics (w/ Joe Suthers from Art Star, To Forget, Skywatching & MODE Workshop)
In this week's episode, the boys are talking shop with their favorite lefty, Joe Suthers, who is a prolific musician and guitar tech from Charleston, SC. They're talking cabling minutiae, Minnesota's stinky vibes, Jared McCain being the new Tyrese Maxey, the lapped Pacers and Buddy Hield refusing...
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Sixers Washed? Rockets Good?? What If???
hand down, man down! tyler and ben get after it this week and play point guard by committee on this week’s episode. we check in on the good, bad and the ugly of sixers’ abysmal 2-12 start, houston being sneaky good and the mid mavericks’ finals hangover. for this week’s fun segment, we ponder…
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Negative Plus/Minus
a couple days late but we’re still rocking, baby!! another week in the league, another fresh ‘sode of the only podcast covering the national basketball association. on deck we’ve got: tourney preview the bucks being bad has the opportunity to create the funniest timeline the jazz catching a…
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I WANT IGUODALA
this week, the boys are talking about: believeland’s rise in the eastern conference big zu (!!) celtics’ coach mazzula’s increasingly unhinged comments wemby’s big 5x5 against *seinfeld voice* “what’s the deal with philly?” boo injuries weird statues we finish up debating about who we want to...
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What We Love to See, What We Hate to See and Who Deserves the #1 Pick After Week One
whaddupppp we’re back for a brand new edition of the SJP you know and love. we’re gonna be dropping new episodes every monday this glorious NBA season. on this ep, ralph, tyler and ben react to the things they’re loving about the 2024-25 season (7:50) and stuff they’re actively beefing with...
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S5E1: High Ceiling, Low Floor
Draft day is upon us and you know we’ve been holding you down with our EXTENSIVE coverage of this draft season. We touch on the Mikal Bridges trade to the New York Knicks, what’s going on with the PG/Klay/Warriors situation. KD to the Rockets, maybe? What?! Major tap in.
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S4E9: Jazz Wiped Out Tomato Town
We got new destinations for Pascal Yeah, Blazers are 'bout to go down (Go down) Ten wins on the board right now Jazz wiped out Tomato Town Draymond just got downed Silver called him, Dubs heading north-bound Then we're in the trade deadline streets Finding new homes, so dudes can eat
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S4E8: Hali Hurt Em
The boys are back with a classic pick and roll episode. First, we have a little quarter-season check-in on the Jazz and Blazers. More importantly though, the NBA In-Season Tournament™️ knockout rounds are upon us and we discuss its successes and missteps, including how great single elimination...
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S4E7: The Aura Garden
When you’re here, you’re vibing! Ben lets it all out with how the Utah Jazz are doing this year. It’s been rough, what could help this man/team? We also discuss what has been surprising for us this season and give thoughts on the In-Season Tournament and its courts. I don't know what any of this…
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S4 E6: Talkin Shop w/ Evan McCarthy
What’s up!!! Ben and Tyler are back with a special guest; talented artist with a genius basketball mind, Evan McCarthy! He breaks down the Dame trade, speaks on the future of the Blazers, and explains why we should be high on the Pelicans this year. Follow him on twitter (x ) to check out his art...
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S4 E5: Eastern Conf Over Under
Since it's the first game of the season, it's better late than never to rate the Eastern Conference teams. S.I.Rating (Sexy Index) is back and I don't think it's going anywhere anytime soon! Buckle up Ralph's come unhinged with all the sexy eastern teams! Check it out! NBA season is back baby!
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S4 E4: Western Conf Over Under
The boys talked about the Western conference over and unders for the 2023-2024 season. Ralph introduces the new Sexy Index Rating, which rates your favorite teams starting five by how sexy he thinks they are. A lot going on in this one!!!!!!!
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S4 E3: Ball Out Boy
The boys are back in town (for media day). Tyler and Ben discuss Mr. Beast and his questionable assortment of chocolates, and how it might impact the organizational dynamics of the Charlotte Hornets. They also talk about the aftermath of the Damian Lillard trade and its implications for the top...
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S4 E2: Droppin' Dimes
Full Squad! Talked about Dame moving on from the Trailblazers and the potential trade packages that make sense for the Blazers to take. Winners and Losers of the Free Agency. New Summer League players to watch out for. All Time Rizz Team. Conspiracy Theory about Droppingdimes20, and many more. So...
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S4 E1: Secret Slops
After not recording after the conference finals, WE'RE BACK! Now with the new NBA season brewing with the Draft and a spicy Free Agency we're going to be your go to for all the dumbest jokes and coldest takes. Does #freebam movement something the Heat should be worried about? Nuggets finally...
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EP 73: David Blaine and the NBA, Play Off Locks, Play In Tournament Locks, Top 3 Teams Per Conference.
We speculating and hating today. Listen to us talk about our conference picks for the Play In Tournament, Playoff Locks, and the best 3 teams per conference. Everybody that listens to us are Blazers Legends
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EP 72: Covid Vaccines in the NBA, Preseason Talks and Predictions
SEASON 2!!! We're back homies! We sure missed y'all. We're talking covid vaccines with in the players and the what ifs of not getting vaccinated. We're looking into our Magic 8 Ball to try and see the future. We're premature betting on the NBA Awards for the end of the season.
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EP 71: Back On Our Bullsheeeeesh: Ben Simmons, LNJ-DJJ-LM Trade, Stupid Censors, Uncle Drew
It's been a while fam!Talked about Ben Simmons next destination, possible connection with CJ, Dame and Draymond to make this happen. We watched Uncle Drew and talked about the high points and the how much it rocked our world.
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EP 70: 2k Ratings, Pat Bev Trade, Trade Talks: Bulls, Blazers, CROCS, Malice in The Palace
We're Back Baby! We talking 2k ratings, Pat Bev becoming a Grizzly then Timberwolves (AWWOOOOO) Bulls making moves opposed to Blazers not making any at all (so far). We watched Malice in the Palace and talked about highs and lows of the events. https://linktr.ee/secretjocks
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Ep 69: Greg's Victory Conference, and his Move. Ralph's Retelling of Space Jam.
We are back with Greg! We asked him about his victory and move and some Magic FA/Draft Talk. Ralph retells Space Jam, because Tyler watched the new Space Jam instead of the OG. Hear me struggle. Thanks! https://linktr.ee/secretjocks
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EP 68.1: Day 3 of Free Agency
We're back baby Big moves have happen on day 3 of NBA's free agency. Kelly Oubre breaking my heart, funny funny Heat assembled, Laker's new bedtime, and we dissected Warriors, and Blazers moves.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks
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EP 68: Ralph's Post Game Interview, Draft Results, Early Trades, and Impending Free Agency
We're back!Ralph lost to Greg in a game of 1 on 1, KINDA talked about the draft, Jumped around everywhere and talked early trades, and speculating free agency coming up!https://linktr.ee/secretjocks
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Pick and Roll: BUCKS IN 6 BABY!
The book end to end all book ends.Bucks winning in 6! Well deserved from Giannis and the crew! We talk all about the heroics, the ups and downs, the uncool reactions of CP3, and most of all GIANNIS the NBA Heartthrob. https://linktr.ee/secretjocks
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Weekend Roundup: Bucks vs Suns Game 5, Game 6 Preview, Dame Lillard, Space Jam New Legacy Review.
YOOOOOO! We back! We're talking Bucks vs Suns, and talk about key factors going in the next game. How we're stanning over Giannis' humility, Damian Lillard's word to make the Trailblazers kick it into high gear, Ralph's review of Space Jam New Legacy, and many more! https://linktr.ee/secretjocks
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Weekend Roundup: A Depleted Secret Jocks Podcast Crew Talks About Nothing.
We really just talked about nothing. We briefly talked about Bucks and Suns, Some Internationa Ball, What If, Dream Jerseys and other things!
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Pick and Roll: SadxBoi_Giannis, Bucks vs Suns, Team USA, Space Jam 2, Looking For MJ's Super Fan
FRIDAY FRIDAY! Tyler and I talk very little about the Bucks vs Suns Game 2, we got side track with Sad Boi Giannis, Team USA jerseys, Space James 2, The MJ super fan that's our age, and a bunch of nonsense! GO BUCKS.
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Weekend Roundup: Massage Talk, Bucks in 4, The Tank, General Suns and Bucks What Ifs.
Hope you had a great time celebrating the most questionable observed holiday (Columbus Day is also a very bad holiday)We're Back to talk about Finals basketball. We talked about farts in a massage parlor settings, Bucks derailing CP3's hopes of a chip (not really), the 43 points the Tank dropped…
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Pick and Roll: Clippers Sad Exit, CP3 FINALLY BRO, Bucks Killed Hawks, (Trigger Warning: Sexual Abuse) Trailblazers Takes a Huge Step Back
(Trigger Warning: Sexual Abuse)We're back as the full roster! We're tackling the last four teams and who we Ideally would love to be crowned the 2021 NBA Champions.[TW] Tyler tackles the bad decision that the Trailblazers made about hiring a piece of shit. BAD FUCKING MOVE...
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Weekend Roundup: A LOT of Hawks Talk with George (100 Watt Horse)
We are back from our load management! Tyler is off celebrating his 49th b-day so it was up to Greg and I to talk about the best Birds of the NBA right now, ATL Hawks. They've been doing it right! We've brazed on a few topics in regards of their roster, being the villains, series being 2-2, Trae...
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Weekend Roundup: Hawks Killed The Process, Superteam Got Bested by the Beast, Another Corny Title, Suns in 4
Hey YOU GUYS.After an exciting round of NBA Playoffs we are astonished to find that the teams that we ruled out are now taking the center stage. It's crazy, unpredictable and we LOVE it. Hawks handed the Process back to Philly and said "YO FIX IT." The Bucks out muscled the Slim Reaper in a game…
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Pick and Roll: The NBA Decided to Release Everything All At Once. Crazy News.
What's up? Oh nothing. The NBA just decided that this week is all about dropping bombs. From coaches getting fired, people getting sick, crazy bounce back games, and Kawhi Erotic Fanfic. This week has been on one! https://linktr.ee/secretjocks
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Weekend Roundup: We Kinda Talked About Basketball w/ Justin from Thrash Armstrong
YO YO YOWe had Greg's band/teammate Justin from Thrash Armstrong. We talk about the Clipper's of the yesteryears, lob city, Chris Paul v Blake Griffin. being a fan out of spite and more more more! https://linktr.ee/secretjocks
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Pick and Roll: We Talked Some Basketball, But Not Really.
The title says it all. We BRIEFLY discussed the NBA playoffs, awards, and predictions. Then we really indulged into the idea of the NBA stealing ideas from the WWE. I mean it makes sense, why not? https://linktr.ee/secretjocks
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Weekend Roundup: Playoffs 2nd Round Begins!
YO! 2nd round of the Playoffs is underway!We discuss Clips vs Mavs and how Luka needs help, Bucks vs Nets and the real owner of NYC, Hawks vs 76ers and how Triple H ruined everything, should've been a tech. New Coaches for Magics, Not leaving knifes near the Liberty Bell, Babymetal and many...
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Pick and Roll: RIP City. LeBron to Warriors. Trae The Villain. Joker: Jack Nicholson
We tackle the hardest question that Tyler had to answer this year. Blow up the Trailblazers? Dame was on fire, but the people around him couldn't even strike a match. LeBron for Wiggins... yeah? Probs!? Trae fitting into his new found roll, and I'm for it!https://linktr.ee/secretjocks
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Weekend Roundup: Go New York Go New York Go w/ David and Cole of Zap Dragon
Back at it again y’all!We got the realest two boys back in to talk about their favorite team and ooof. New York is down 3-1 and we discuss everything but that because everything hurts in New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of.Follow Secret Jocks Podcast on Instagram and Twitter...
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Pick and Roll w/ Greg: Catching Up with the Ultimate Magic Fan, Malice at The Palace Pt2, Banned Fans, Playoffs in General
The HOT BOYZ are back. All 3 of us in attendance. We bullshit our way through this episode talking awards, playoff predictions, fans being the worst, buying the wrong tickets, Malice at The Palace pt2, catching up with the man Greg! Glad he is back in our lives! Follows us:...
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Weekend Roundup: First Playoff Games Impressions
The NBA Playoffs are here and the landscape of the playoffs this year is on an even plane. Exciting stuff really. Everyone can win at any time! You get a ring! You get a ring! We go in depth and find funny parts of the first 8 games.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks
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Pick and Roll: Play-In Tourney Rd 1, Marry Fuck Kill the Awards Finalists.
Tyler and I talking about the first round of the Play In Tournament. Lakers vs Warriors, Memphis vs Spurs, Celtics vs Wizards, Pacers vs Hornets.... A LOT to unpack. We also determined who we would marry, fuck and kill for our KIA awards finalists. Also should Backtrack be the soundtrack of NYC's...
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Weekend Roundup: The Playoff Picture, Play In Tournament
Tyler and Ralph talk about the full playoff picture and how the teams are looking up. The Play In Tournament is upon us! Lock in.https://linktr.ee/secretjocks
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A podcast ran by musicians and artists about Music, NBA Basketball and whatever they come up with that day.
HOSTED BY
Ralph Mugot, Tyler Giard, Ben Finley
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