PODCAST · comedy
Secret Sesh
by Max Fine
I smoke a joint on my couch and talk to myself. That's it. Don't look for any deeper meaning or anything. Is this content? I don't know. I will not acknowledge this if you bring it up. I will pretend like I have no idea what you’re talking about. Just let it be. Ok, I'll talk to you later. I hope you're doing better.
Episodes
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Interviewing Osama bin Laden
Fly me to the moon, get me to the Greek!
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The Millicent Affair
Ah man. Walked by a Mexican laundromat and spilled my seltzer. They’re all laughing at me. Jeez. I got some gummy bears, though.
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idk64
Man, it's a hot one Like seven inches from the midday sun Well, I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone But you stay so cool My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa You're my reason for reason The step in my grooveAnd if you said this life ain't good enough I would give my world to lift...
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Marion's Net
A block of wood can turn into just about anything. A puppet, a stool, or a wooden dildo.
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Bank that Pank
As a society, we collectively forgot about Flubber way too fast. Hell of a concept.
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Murph
Don’t go gentle into that good night. Have sex with it. Hard.
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Mitch McConnell's Dying Wish
That boy is dead. Dead dead dead.
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Fixed Gear
Here comes the groom
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The Hand That Feeds
The beef boys are in town and business isn’t just what they mean, it’s what they’re selling. Beef.
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John Rosenberger
Nothing gold can stay. You never brought it up, but I have a feeling you were the only person that listened to this podcast. A mensch in every sense. I love you so much, my friend. Long live.
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Butter Churn
They say you can't take it with you, but what if you could it take with? Hi, I'm Dr. Max Fine- and I am completely unaware of what the fuck I'm doing in this doctor's coat and/or office. Please return me to my wife, who is very real, and very hotl.
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Lime Green Firetruck (iykyk)
Graduation is around the corner. I'm going to be a real gingerbread boy now and no one can stop me. Fuck you, Martha. I haven't forgotten what you did to Spencer's sock in 3rd grade. Nah, I don't actually know a Martha. Could you imagine?
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Semen Sheets
It's cold and rainy. It's Summer. I am Steven.
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Live From This Guy's Bedroom
Is nothing sacred anymore? Will the entertainment complex ever be satiated with what must surely be "too much shit?" Are you tired of losing sleep over the loss of your sanity and/or dignity? Well toil no more! With THERAPY GUN, you can end it all right now! Not to be confused with theragun, the...
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I Heard Your Boyfriend Sucks
But I don't. That doesn't mean I'm a good partner. I just don't suck and your boyfriend does. This isn't an attempt to break y'all up- I wouldn't be a better option. You can leave him if you want to, but I'm just saying that I probably won't fulfill your needs either on an emotional level. He...
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The Hangman Always Swings Twice
Cut the crap. Your father's home and he is pissed. You're killing your father. Bad boy.
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You Want Me to Eat This?
Listening to a lot of good music lately.
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Soul Skaters
Man, whatever
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Let the Boy Cook
Ate a lot of bread. I don't feel great, but I'll probably shovel some more shit down my throat before I go to bed. I guess compulsive eating is still better than pissing your pants blackout drunk on the A train to Rockaway Beach. Jah feel?
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This Crumb Has a Pocket
[insert the lyrics to Smooth by Rob Thomas feat. Carlos Santana]
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Perpetual Reality
Oh great, someone farted and clearly had a baguette last night. smdh
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Costume Closet
Nobody knows what’s inside. Can you keep a secret?
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The Abyss That Doesn't Look Back
It's your asshole, Jerry!
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No More Questions
Your honor, this case is a sham and you are a piece of leather beneath a hot stamp.
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The Bottom of The Ocean
I took a submarine down under the sea last night. Got to see all the electric eels. There are only three, and they are all named Ernie. Ernie rhymes with gurney, which is what your body will eventually be strapped to after your passing. Something to think about, really. Guess what, that wasn't...
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On Dating
Went on a date. it was fine but not fireworks
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Dumb Shit
Come on, man. This "art" thing is starting to wear me down. Can someone just give me a job or become a benefactor for me to make shit. This podcast doesn't make money (because it doesn't exist), but if you do, please send it to me. Ok, now that we've gotten that out of the way- here's the good...
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Misty The Snow Pony
"If You're Gone" is a song by American rock band Matchbox Twenty. The song, written by the band's frontman Rob Thomas, was released on September 18, 2000, as the second single from their second album, Mad Season (2000). It reached number five on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart, becoming the band's...
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Unherdt Of
A minuscule amount of fun was had by two people. The other three died. Shame shame shame.
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MOve to the Country and Start a Damn Garden With Your First Wife
I think I'm just one banana peel away from covering my entire floor with banana peels. Imagine coming over and you're just like "what the hell are these banana peels doing cover the entire floor? I can't walk in here!" and then I come out dressed as a whole ass barrel of monkeys. I'd probably…
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I'm So Bloated
Oh man. The problem with this podcast is that I have to keep the window open so the smoke cna go outside. And now it's cold. Brrrrrr. Ice cream man, you could be my best friend if you'd let me drive your truck. Choo Choo! Sometimes it's hard to tell if this is a podcast or autism.
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No Nuance Here
I shit my pants today. It sucked.
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Do I Hear Breakfast?
If you so much as smell that Gatorade in the fridge, I'm going to be furious. That's my special Gatorade and how it came to be such: I thought I might have sex- why, you ask? Well, I had no reason, really. Other than the wind. Which speaks to me in whispers upon gusts of pigeon coos. Regardless…
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Oh No, Grandma's Home
In all seriousness. Like all jokes aside. There was a moment in this where I got scared by the Fibonacci Sequence.
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I Was a Teenage Mortician
"Scream for your friend!" The words were as stale as the crust on the back tag of his underwear. He was about 41 at the time. Limber, but aged like the old oak that his dad built a treehouse in back when Paul was 13. Oh, Paul. Whatever happened to Paul????
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Liz Phair
Omfg!!!! I got Liz Phair to do the pod!!!!
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Hamburger and His Helpers
If cows could milk themselves... man, we'd probably never see them again.
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Slope Spudz: A Potato Goes Skiing
Yeah man, this shit. This shit right here is the bees’ mothetfucking knees. I don’t think bees actually have knees. Makes you wonder.
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The Lina Thumble (Thumblelina)
Shit, the horsies got through the damn barn door, again. I thought I locked it tighter last night. Well, I'll be a horsie's ass if I do that again. Aw man, the chickens are fartin' out a butt storm. I shouldn't have done this farm Airbnb.
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Here's the Deal
Ok, I got into a fight with my cat, Zenon, while she was ripping up paper on my desk. My other cat, Philly, walked in at some point. I hit the transcribe button and this is what happened: stop that. Hey Zenon stop Z put it down you're looking at me like you're gonna do something Zenon. Stop hey…
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It Gets Better
Man, I am fucking bummed. But that doesn't stop the brittle from brattle- you know what I mean? I'm talking soft cats and pretzels of the also soft nature. Can you dig it??? It's been DUG!!!!
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A Germ Grows in Brooklyn
Here we are, at the precipice of collapse. All seems lost, but rest assured- there is gold in my ass. I've put sixteen gold bars in various asses around New York City. If you can find the golden ass bar, you can trade it in for a voucher that will give you a code that allows you one (1) vending...
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PeePants: The Story of One Man's Poopy Peepee
I like to think of myself as a pretty smart guy. Like I have taste and culture, and here I am naming an episode of my secret fucking podcast "PeePants: The Story of One Man's Poopy Peepee." I'm 33 years old. I should have a family. Or at least someone's family. Can I have your family? Let's make…
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The Paisley Affair
Dude, sometimes I think I am a real bonehead. Other times, I think I'm a real Sasquatch. I think you get what I'm saying.
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The Podcastization of the Novelization of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Sometimes you gotta take it back to Bermuda. Where the grass is green, or at least, I think it probably is. I've never been to Bermuda and fuck you for trying to give me guff about it. Why I oughta... honestly, I'm gonna probably look into how to best make an incredibly buttery and heart-stopping...
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Your Fist - My Teeth: A Love Story
I've mistaken multiple ducks for geese, but I've never found a goose be golden* *That being said, I am colorblind
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Anti-Virus
My grandma’s finger tips! These were the last images I could recall when the morphine drip hit my veins. Let’s make the sausage, boys.
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Clerical Error (the prophet comes to San Diego)
Gloves. Balls. Bats. These are all in my friend's sex dungeon. He is 13 feet tall and doesn't have many allies. But I stand by him, left, right, and center (but not center right). There will be blood, there will be pie, there will be a lot of fun to be had at my friend's sex dungeon party! Make...
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Unplug
Dude, I got an insane calzone tonight. It was pretty awesome because I was able to utilize a buy 1 get 1 (BOGO) deal. Unfortunately, they did not add in the sausage I requested. Rats. Luckily, I was refunded the $4 for the cost- which is actually $2 more because of how the coupon factored in...
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Petrified Core
Uh oh, there’s trouble in hunk town. We’ve got holes to fill!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
I smoke a joint on my couch and talk to myself. That's it. Don't look for any deeper meaning or anything. Is this content? I don't know. I will not acknowledge this if you bring it up. I will pretend like I have no idea what you’re talking about. Just let it be. Ok, I'll talk to you later. I hope you're doing better.
HOSTED BY
Max Fine
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Secret Sesh currently has 111 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
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I smoke a joint on my couch and talk to myself. That's it. Don't look for any deeper meaning or anything. Is this content? I don't know. I will not acknowledge this if you bring it up. I will pretend like I have no idea what you’re talking about. Just let it be. Ok, I'll talk to you later. I hope...
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Secret Sesh is created and hosted by Max Fine.
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