See What Happens

Forever coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia are back to discuss aliens, lizard people, and Jesus Christ.

Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia are back to discuss game shows, pulling teeth, and Lysistrata.

Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia call their dearest friend, Jamie Lissow, who provides an update on quarantined life in Alaska. The trio also discuss productivity, amplification, and Cardi B. 

Once again coming to you quarantined from their home bunker, Rob & Patricia touch on everything from natural disasters and giant bats to Rob's mom the teacher.

Reporting to you from their home bunker, Rob & Patricia provide an update on their dwindling emergency supplies and their first go at teaching via home schooling. Paty also ruins the idea of bidets for anyone running low on toilet paper. This episode was not sponsored by Marlboro.

Rob & Patricia are back to talk International Woman's Day, the all encompassing coronavirus, and why you should consume more vitamin C than fear propaganda, despite Facebook's wishes.

Rob & Patricia discuss Rob's new ADD diagnosis, kamikaze pilots turned Zen Buddhists, and Rob's new best friend, Dr. Gabor Maté.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss comedy pseudonyms, Rodney Dangerfield, and the secret to shaking 1,500 hands without breaking your own.  

Rob is once again joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into part II of Titania's origins and future, free speech, and cancel culture.

Rob is joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into Titania's origins and future, free speech, cancel culture, and Rob's international incident with the country of Spain.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to discuss instant gratification, ayahuasca, and why you should never accept free laser eye surgery.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss holiday fails, the time Rob roasted Quentin Tarantino, and how one can use religion to discipline their children.

Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the second of two episodes to conclude their discussion on the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.

Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the first of two episodes to discuss the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.

Rob & Patricia discuss Rob's tendency to prematurely blame others, including their own children.

Rob & Patricia ring in the holiday season, talking pilgrims, facials, vasectomies, and bacalao.

Rob & Patricia discuss the social implications of Patricia's obsession with online shopping in stark contrast to Rob's shortcomings as a technologically challenged man.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to talk friends, secrets, and intuition.

The fires are out, and Rob & Patricia are back to talk thievery, collectables, and their love/hate relationship with California.

Rob & Patricia describe their typical date night, which tends to revolve around murder, suffering, and television.

Rob & Patricia debate whether or not they should leave California. Their conversation naturally touches on hoarders, altitude sickness, and bath salts.

Rob & Patricia break down subatomic particles, poisonous frogs, and whether or not they still believe in ghosts.

Renowned sexologist, psychologist, and criminologist Dr. Silvia Olmedo returns for part II of her conversation with Rob and Patricia to talk andropause and threesomes, and to offer some tricks on how to become a better lover.

Renowned sexologist, psychologist, and criminologist Dr. Silvia Olmedo joins Rob and Patricia for the first of two podcasts to discuss masturbation, depression, and her new book, "A Dos Pasos De La Locura".

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to tell some jokes and Jay Leno stories.

Rob and Patricia dive into Carlos Huamaní Cueva's "Diccionario de las Enfermedades Emocionales", which breaks down the emotional origins behind illnesses. They also reflect on some mean nicknames.

Rob's dear friend, the world renowned martial artist, Nino Pilla, joins the podcast to talk about his homeland Australia, his connection to Bruce Lee, and his days training with Rob on Big Stan.

Rob and Patricia relive their days of traveling the world in search of the perfect meal, recounting Rob's introduction to fernet, how to (or not to) eat percebes, and their philosophy on hunting.

Rob, Patricia, and Jamie touch on renting puppies, how school fights should be handled, and Rob's mother's unbelievable family history.

Rob, Patricia, and Jamie break down social media, (not so) private information, and happy endings.

Rob, Patricia, and Jamie talk sunscreen, life coaches, and what each of them would do if they could no longer work in comedy.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia to discuss reincarnation, what it's like to go to the DMV when you're famous, and what it's like to eat it on stage.

Rob and Patricia discuss how much parents should really be doing for their kids as well as what not to bring with you during a mandatory fire evacuation. Patricia also gives Rob a Spanish lesson.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia as they muse about Zen philosophy, meditation, and some near death experiences.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia to discuss the keto diet, steroids, and Rob's standup comedy origins. The trio also tell some jokes.

Rob and Patricia discuss their weekend at The Magic Castle, how they each went about handling their daughter's bad dreams, and why Mexico has the meanest sense of humor.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia as they dissect prostitution, why popsicle sticks aren't adequate when it comes to parasailing equipment, and how Rob once had to find a frozen armadillo for a group of Colombian shamans. 

Rob and Patricia discuss illegal coca leaves, the emotional origins behind illnesses, how their daughter might be a little too excited for "the next thing", and God. Their daughter Miranda also makes a special appearance. 

See What Happens when Real Rob's Jamie Lissow joins Rob and Patricia as the trio delve into their Real Rob horror stories, lobotomies, and good food. 

See What Happens is a weekly podcast from husband and wife, Rob Schneider and Patricia Maya. Along with the occasional guest (everyone from the duo's Hollywood friends to their gardener), the Schneiders dissect show business, their contrasting parenting methods, jokes, good food, philosophy, and then some. Be sure to tune in each week to see what happens!