PODCAST · comedy
Seeking Derangements
by Seeking Derangements
Podcast by Seeking Derangements
Episodes
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SD 539 - The Gay List pt. 17 (?) w/ Sridhar
Ben here, today Sridhar joins us to revive the gay list! We deliver verdicts about if its gay to have eyelashes, get stabbed by your girlfriend, catch meat at Hibachi, and more. Plus Jacques invents a new pronunciation of Ethiopia and threatens Sridhar's life with a t shirt.
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SD 535 - Candy Licker
Ben here. Today, Hesse and I begin the show by discussing a traumatic incident that left me screaming on a stepladder, picking a winner in a certain Dominican vs. Hasid showdown, and placing some bets on when Jacques will show up to work, diva. Once he hops on, we turn our attention to today’s…
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SD 533 - Let Us Wake That Up
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Jacques theory about the "goth girl renaissance," boomers use of AI, and plan our performance art careers. P.S. I have seen all of your DM's about the mask lesbian bar, we're recording today and will be discussing it for SEEKING SUNDAY
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SD 531 - Crazy Off: Benjamin Smith VS. Jacques Gonsoulin
Hello, Seekers! Ben here. Today, Boston’s most fabulous real estate agent, Benjamin Smith, joins Jacques and me for the face-off of the century. It’s Smith v. Gonsoulin, and it’s all about who has the craziest stories. Prompts include: What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you on a bus? How...
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SD 529 - Judging Women's Bodies w/ Marley Gotterer
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Marley joins us to discuss being raised jewish and Hindu, nominative determinism and judging women. See Marley next Tuesday at Union Hall
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SD 527 - 100% Slaying
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I craft some allegations about everyone's favorite new band and then take a quiz all about binaries...not just the gender one y'all. Is Jacques more conventional or arcane? Is Hesse more wild or tame? Is it "obedient" to never murder? Can…
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SD 523 - Who Done Died?
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our right wing turn, Jacques makes a plan to confront Elon in Lafayette, Hesse gives us some updates from the gay techies San Francisco, and I attack people who love gas stations.
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SD 520 - Women's Academy w/ Greta
Greta joins Jacques and Hesse. They discuss childhood obsessions, tried to take a quiz and failed, and debated what the coolest favorite rapper to have is.
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SD 518 - How Can I Be Miss Puff I Don't Even Drive
Hello Seekers! Ben here. Today we talk about a talent show Jacques went to, if spinning chairs on the ground counts as a talent, what celebrities we'd impersonate for only fans cash, and Norbit
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SD 516 - The Summer of Ass w/ Jamie
Hello Seekers! Ben here. Today Jamie (AKA Mother of the Pod) joins Jacques and I to discuss Andrew Tate getting arrested, Bryan Johnson dying, and getting abused in school. Plus we take YOUR calls and answer your burning questions about BPD Transbian love triangles, sexy gambling addicts who've...
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SD 515 - Would You Rather
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the viral poop lettuce, getting Uptown Legionnaires, and the wildfire smoke blanketing NYC. Then we try our best to come up with more questions like Would You Rather Be A Gay or a Gamer?
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SD 513 - Empowerment Boots w/ Steven Phillips-Horst
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, writer, podcaster, and fellow evil gay Steven Phillips-Horst joins me. We discuss sublet season, how Steven's stint working with a women's plus-size boot company led him to write a play about ecological collapse, and why I was recently yelled at for lingering...
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*Preview* SD 511 - Bear on Bear Crime
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Theda Hammel join us to discuss the three of the most toxic couples to ever exist: Taylor and Travis, Karamo and Jussie, and those two Russian losers who climbed the empire state building. Plus, a little review of Confessions II Subscribe to NYMPHOWARS
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SD 510 - You Don't Love Sprite
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss the heatwave, how AI will make you stupid, and take a freaking HOT BUTTON political QUIZ!
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SD 508 - Turnin Pernt
Hello seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I attempt to break the spell cast upon the women of Turning Point USA, discuss being cut in line, and the exhausting experience of visiting a barrier island
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*Preview* SD 506 - Seeking Radio
Say it with me: It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I are back with another talk radio episode. Between playing some of our favorite tracks, we come up with an idea to take down Marvel and DC, discuss some wretched homosexual behavior directed at Zohran, and debate the evil...
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SD 505 - The Talk Got Too Real w/ Nicole
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Nicole joins us to discuss losing her virginity to Jacques, their Facebook Marketplace beef, rehab'ing snakes, Madonnas new music, and the nature of plastic surgery. Watch Nicoles music video I Want Santa To Fuck Me
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SD 504 - Karamination
Full Episode on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I unbox a gift Jacques father gave him. It's from his grandfather and mostly full of poison which Jacques then low key ingests. We also talk about attempted pozz'ings upon Jacques. Then we clear the air about spoiling Euphoria and discuss...
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SD 503 - The Cat and the Fat
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I discuss starting a full service wedding company, play a very revealing round of Fuck, Marry, Kill, and get into a debate about sandwiches
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SD 501 - And I'm Not Patient
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss which one of us is most likely to start the next Sexual pandemic, how veterans are the most annoying special interest group, and list all the hobbies that are being stolen from us by rich people. Allegedly.
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BONUS: Two Musicians One DJ w/ Clarke and Hudson
Hey yall its jacques on this episode of seeking arrangements, we are blessed with two talented music, darlings clarke and Hudson. We play a game where they switched sexualities and become different musicians. What their musician personalities would be like. just three music head shooting this…
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SD 498 - Carnival of Souls
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss my recent hauntavirus diagnosis, Disney Adults, and cheating poly senators. Plus Max joins us!
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SD 496 - Big Back Pro
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I nominate our dream cast for a Rachel Dolezal biopic, discuss the new Michael Jackson movie, and hear from Jacques beautiful queen of a mother. Yes, she's making her damn debut on the podcast!
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SD 494 - Bayou Pon Pon
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I open the show by discussing some regional drama in Lafayette, then we get to the attempted assassination at the White House Correspondents Dinner as well as the accompanying Grindr sponsored party in DC.
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SD 491 - Movie Jacque-set w/ Michelle Gold
Hello Seekers! Today we're bringing you another episode of the ONLY movie recap podcast available. Hesse and Jacques are joined by Michelle Gold to review the movie Now You See Me. Follow Michelle on IG/Twitter @waziot
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SD 489 - No Stigma w/ Marley
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Marley Gotterer joins Jacques, Hesse and I to discuss our varying paths to fame in Los Angeles, Jacques erehwon haul, and working at queer summer camp. NYC go see Marley 's Woke Is Back SHE-MMEDIATELY at the Bell House and find her other shows here
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SD 487 - Secrets Aren't Lies
Hello Seekers! Ben here, reporting from LA. Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss us keeping secrets from each other, our inability to drive, and giving Jacques a hair cut. Plus we read through a selection of submissions to The Ethicist. Intro & Outro–Supermerk2, Que Calor
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*Preview* SD 486 - My Amazing Daughter
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the texts between Chappell Roan and Kash Patel, mood board our future children, and Jacques hits on a picture of Whoopi Goldberg.
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SD 485 - Pilot Money w Angel Money
Ben here, today Angel Money drops by the studio to promote her new album Contractually Blonde. We discuss the plane crash at La Guardia, Jacques and Angel have a rap battle, and then we all nominate our own picks for Sucker MC of the Week. Watch the music video for Angel's new single In The Bag...
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SD 484 - Insignificant Family
It's yet another Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Rama Duwaji's resurfaced tweets, Jacques being framed for murder, and then wetake a quiz for girls. It gets extremely competitive.
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SD 483 - Devil's Advocate
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss the fight I got into at Whole Foods while bleeding out of my face, Jacques refines his Squid Games-esque funeral plans, and Hesse tells us about the Oscars.
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*Preview* SD 481 - Curious George Has Died
Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss our various embarrassing tattoos, Jacques gives us a recap of an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine he watched recently and then we take a peek at the NYT's horrid advice column for nerds. Plus we check in on a small town electoral race in rural Peru.
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[AUDIO] SD 480 - Rash Decisions
VIDEO ON PATREON (FREE) It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today Pat joins us to try and figure out why Jacques went to the dermatologist, what the hell is going on with the rash and Trumps neck, and to speak in tongues. Plus we find out which one of us is truly smarter than a 5th grader.
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*Preview* SD 479 - Hello Jesus
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I discuss Shia's continued crash out and how Jacques and I may have triggered it. Plus we take a listen to Bill and Hillary's Epstein Deposition, think about what we would do if we met Jesus, and Jacques comes up with a new prank involving a giant...
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SD 478 - No No No No No No
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our Bucket Lists, Jacques apocalypse plans, and the discourse surrounding the snowball fights in NYC. Plus I attempt to apply for Cajun citizenship, Jacques plans to become famous in China without realizing it, and then we quiz…
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*Preview* SD 477 - The Blow Up w/ Angel and Jesus
*VIDEO ON PATREON* Ben here. Angel and Jesus join me today to give Queer Eye the send-off it deserves. We review the Fab Five individually, discussing their defects—killing their cats, smoking tina, having catastrophic taste—and their assets, being sexy (Antoni, Karamo, Tan), being so annoying it...
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SD 476 - Horizontal Integration
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I are joined by our dear Mr. Max to discuss the Gay Tech Mafia allegedly operating in Silicon Valley. Then Max's co-host on the Drain, Dave Kempa, joins us for a preview of their show about California politics. Intro & Outro–Yerba Brava, Como Te…
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SD 474 - Frying Them Deliciously ft Magda
[sorry for the noisiness on Magda’s mic it’s only at the beginning 😅] Hesse and Jacques are joined by Magda for a brainrotting episode of the highest order! The gworls discuss poultry science, Australian theater masturbators, and of course the timeless works of Ed Banger Records!
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*Preview* SD 473 - JNH (Jacques News Hour)
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques takes Hesse and I to the freaking newsroom for a full hour of headlines he's gathered! We talk about a study that says weed literally makes old people's brains big, Venetian jellyfish with vanishing anuses, and deliver a vicious takedown of everyone's...
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SD 472 - Charles in Charge w/ Charles Austin
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Charles Austin join Hesse, Jacques, and I to discuss Jacques killing people with his t-shirts, the recent Epstein dump, and Kanye's recent apology. But more importantly Hesse and Charles preview their new podcast Trouble In River City by walking Jacques and I…
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*Preview* SD 471 - Dear Glioblastoma,
VIDEO & AUDIO ON PATREON It’s S-S-Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I take a deep dive into the Straight Acting Brotherhood, a members-only club for men who are into men and... drop shipping. Before emailing the organization’s spokesperson in a truly desperate attempt to join…
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SD 470: MJS–Freejack (feat. Masha Breeze)
Today on Movie Jacqueset, Hesse, Jacques and Masha discuss the classic film Freejack, one of the thousand low-budget sci-fi action movies from the early 90’s that’s amazing and very bad. They discuss Mick Jagger’s incredible accent work, the philosophical implications of The Eagle Speech, and the...
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*Preview* SD 469 - A Race to the Bottom
It’s Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I talk about our favorite people, the Fab Five. We discuss whether Karamo’s no-show on CBS Mornings was a surprise attack against his co-stars, or if he was actually, as he said, afraid of being bullied. We then ask bigger questions like…
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SD 467
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I hold a meeting to address what day and time it is. We (Jacques) still don't know. Plus, Hesse shows us a very strange video about milk and Jacques tells us a horrifying story about a popsicle.
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*Preview* SD 467 - The Island of Forgotten Toys
Full Episode on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Betty Boop entering public domain, how that will change her appeal, and how we plan to profit off of it by making our very own Boop movie. Plus we take a look back our 2016's and discuss the threat of a nuclear war.
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SD 466 - Kafly's Been Vaporizes
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our aspirations to live a healthier, diabetes-free 2026, RFK's new food pyramid, and preforming at the Riyad Comedy Festival. Plus we get another blast from the past, that's right, we end with a Jacques News Segment.
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SD 463 - Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I open up the show with a discussion on Venezuela. Then we get into some new eating techniques Jacques is developing and end the show by forgetting about how Sylvia Plath died.
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*Preview* SD 462 - New Year Radio
It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques, Max and I gather to play some of our favorite songs of the past year. Between our selections we discuss people being poisoned, Jacques lays down a freestyle, and we nominate a Sucka MC of 2025. Listen to Max's podcast The Drain
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*Preview* SD 461 - Pluribusted w/ Theda Hammel
Hello Seekers! Ben here, today director, podcaster and professional hater Theda Hammel joins Hesse and I to shit talk everyone's favorite show. We discuss our endless contempt for Carol Sturka, the people who created her, and how Apple TV has managed to lower audience expectations without us even...
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*Preview* SD 460 - Seeking's Sexiest
VIDEO AND AUDIO ON PATREON Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I gather for the first inaugural Seeking's Sexiest Person of the Year. We each nominated 6 people and they face off against each other tournament style, we've got actresses, cartoons, fictional characters and musicians all going head…
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