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Segments

by Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld

Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations: [email protected]

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  1. If I Were You: Monday's Musings

    Back to discuss weddings, movies, and soccers. To watch this podcast a day earlier, and on video, check out http://www.patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  2. If I Were You: COYS BOYS

    In this episode we discuss practical cars, practical advice, and the Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  3. If I Were You: Swinging

    Back to dispense some wisdom about double dates, double names, and compliment sandwiches. And yes, you can watch this entire episode on our Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  4. Bonus IF I WERE YOU (from Patreon)

    Back with another bonus advice pod! We're chatting blizzards, threesomes, and garbage... And yes: you can watch this as a video over at http://www.patreon.com/JA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  5. Bonus Segment Story Time!

    Back from the great beyond (the paywall) with a sneak peak of our Patreon bonus segment this week in which we discuss this week's big wager, and last week's big fast... with Geoffrey James! For this episode on video, new episodes of Jake & Amir watch, and our new podcast "That's Funny" check out...

  6. 95: Final Episode

    We go out with a bang, discussing poetry, wedding invitations, and guessing ages. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  7. 94: Penultimate Episode

    Enough memory lane, in this episode we look forward to next week… and beyond. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  8. 93: Labor Day of Love

    In this episode we discuss the highlights and lowlights of our decade podcasting. 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code segments at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/segments ⛵ Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at...

  9. 92: Blind Rank

    In this episode we discuss hot sauces, long pees, and Jake’s old hobbies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  10. 91: Rejection Notice

    In this episode we talk about making money, making memories, and back pain. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  11. 90: Random State of Mind

    In this episode play a few games and stroll down the memory lane of various states. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  12. 89: Italia-no

    In this episode we discuss our show ending, our belly buttons beginning, and Italian restaurants. 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code segments at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/segments ⛵ Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See...

  13. 88: Top 100

    In this episode we discuss popular websites, popular tourist attractions, and unpopular heights. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  14. 87: Hardly Memorizing

    In this episode we discuss being handymen, being smart men, and testing our memory. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  15. 86: Poetry or No-etry Again

    In this episode we hop around Wikipedia and memory lane! Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  16. 85: I Really Don’t Care, Do You?

    In this episode we discuss aging, lizards, and movie stars. 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code segments at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/segments ⛵ Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at…

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  17. Bonus: Funky Toenail (2019)

    In this episode we discuss our grandparents, our feet, and our weddings. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  18. 84: Would You Rather

    In this episode we discuss pants, thongs, lizards and MORE! Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  19. 83: Weird Photo

    In this episode we discuss peptides, dentists and Gengis Khan. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  20. 82: Highs and Lows

    In this episode we discuss Jake’s absence, Amir’s dreams, and guess candle scents. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  21. 81: Stand Up Comedy

    In this episode we talk about growing, changing, and why Amir almost quit comedy forever. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  22. 80: Adam Di-Rankmo (w/Adam DiMarco!)

    In this episode, we catch up with an old friend, then make him rank 20 bad things. Catch Adam DiMarco on Overcompensating only on Amazon Prime. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  23. 79: Report Card

    In this episode Jake grades Amir for some reason, then we play a rousing rendition of Truth or Date. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  24. 78: DOUBLE RANKOR

    In this episode we draft embarrassing things, then discuss DND. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  25. 77: Holistic Vet

    In this episode we discuss professional vets, amateur scalpers, and play another rousing edition of Maine Trail. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  26. 76: Maine Trail 2 – Cecil’s Revenge

    In this episode we discuss going east, then going west. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  27. 75: Passover and Easter

    In this episode we discuss old traditions, old emails, and playing matchmaker. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  28. 74: Maine Trail

    In this episode we discuss great states, great ranks, and everything in between. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  29. 73: Jake's Substack

    In this episode we talk yards, blogs and RANKER. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  30. 72: Scandalous Cancel

    In this episode, we discuss White Lotus, drugs, and getting on the same wavelength. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  31. 71: March Madness 10

    In this episode we create a scandal and a few Jake and Amirs. The Ambies - https://www.ambies.com/theshow RSVP here to attend The Ambies on March 31st in Chicago! Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  32. 70: Casey's Movie

    In this episode, fellow Headgum friend Casey Donahue joins us to play Jake or Amir and discuss his feature film! Donate to the Kickstarter here! Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...

  33. 69: If I Were You

    In this episode we wax about wax, and bring back some unsolicited advice. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  34. 68: Jake & Amir Scripts

    In this episode we read writings and rank shamings. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  35. 67: RANCOR

    In this episode we play a few games, remember a few movies, and share some embarrassing moments. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  36. 66: 0 to 200

    In this episode we play some games, mock some interviews, and talk dairy. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  37. 65: Role Reversal

    In this episode we break down last week and look forward to the future. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  38. 64: 0 to 100

    In this episode we try to get on the same wavelength… and fail. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  39. 63: Blind Karaoke

    In this episode we play three games, each better than the last. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  40. 62: Calling Fans

    In this episode we talk to some listeners, and plan Amir's birthday. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  41. 61: True or False Winter Break

    In this episode we discuss our time off and a few movies we saw recently. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  42. Bonus: Bread Sandwich (2020)

    In this episode we discuss country clubs, our first jobs, and high school crushes. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  43. Bonus: Happy Ending (2020)

    In this episode we discuss sensual massages, Craigslist roommates, and reading your partner’s text messages. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  44. 60: So Sick

    In this episode we look back at 2024, and beyond to 2025 and all the way to the distant future: 2026. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  45. 59: Brasil

    In this episode we call some fans, we call some bluffs, and recall some dates. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  46. 58: Weird

    In this episode we discuss dead celebrities, live ad reads, and whether it’s normal to order cereal at a diner. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  47. 57: Let’s Get Personal

    In this episode we get invasive, we get up to date, and we add a new spin on an old classic. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  48. 56: Phrontistery

    In this episode we discuss fake tweets, real questions, and three equally amazing poems. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  49. 55: Real vs Fake

    In this episode we play J&A trivia, picture detective, and another rousing edition of WOULD YOU DO THAT? Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  50. 54: Billboards

    In this episode we discuss our bet, our characters, and how Jake would rank things. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations: [email protected]

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Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld

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Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations: [email protected]

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