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Seismic Cinema
by Seismic Cinema
Colin hasn't see it, Paul watched it in the wrong order and James has written an essay on it.
Episodes
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Speak No Evil and the Horror of Social Politeness
This week we're breaking the silence on Speak No Evil - and it might be the most uncomfortable horror movie we've watched. Grab a drink and join us as we break down awkward dinners, rising dread and the most painful vacation ever put on screen.
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The Cabin in the Woods Film: Subversive Hit or Overrated Experiment?
Seismic Cinema dives into The Cabin in the Woods, a smart horror classic or an overrated meta mess? We revisit the twists, the tropes and decide if it really deserves the hype.
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Demolition Man - A Blast from the Frozen Past
Send a maniac to catch a maniac. Demolition Man is back on our radar as we dive into the explosions, the one-liners and the weirdly polished dystopia that still somehow entertains. Does Demolition Man still hold up, or is it just a relic of its time? Tune in as we break it all the way down - with...
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Nuremberg (2025) Remembering the Trials That Shaped History
In this episode, we take a respectful and thoughtful look at Nuremberg (2025), the historical drama that revisits the landmark trials following World War II. With such weighty subject matter, the film carries a profound responsibility, and we explore how it handles themes of justice,...
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Hacksaw Ridge - One Man. Zero Weapons. 75 Lives Saved.
For our first podcast of 2026 we review Hacksaw Ridge (2016), directed by Mel Gibson and starring Andrew Garfield. The film tells the remarkable true story of Desmond Doss, a World War II medic who refused to carry a weapon due to his faith but went on to save 75 men during the Battle of Okinawa,...
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: The Lights, the Tree, The Tantrums
In this festive episode, we revisit the holiday chaos of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation as Clark Griswold chases the perfect Christmas — from the desperate attempt to finally light the decorations to the inevitable, spectacular failures along the way. We break down the unforgettable...
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Blood Slides and Broken Codes: Dexter Seasons 1-2 Review
Step into the mind of Miami’s most compelling serial killer. In this episode, we break down Dexter Seasons 1 and 2 — from the Ice Truck Killer’s chilling game of cat-and-mouse to Doakes closing in as Dexter’s double life unravels. Join us as we explore the twists, the tension, and the moral...
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Black Mirror: Infinite Trouble on the USS Callister
Strap in and set a course into infinity as we dive deep into Black Mirror’s “USS Callister”—one of the show’s most daring and unsettling episodes. In this review, we break down the twisted blend of sci-fi homage, digital horror, and sharp social commentary that made this story an instant fan...
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The Exorcist (1973) - Still the Scariest Movie Ever Made?
The power of podcast compels you! This week, we’re spinning our heads back to 1973 for a deep dive into The Exorcist, the film that turned demonic possession into blockbuster entertainment. From its shocking scenes to the infamous audience reactions, we’re revisiting all the scares, screams, and...
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From Boot Camp to Battlefield: Full Metal Jacket Revisited
In this episode, we take on Stanley Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket, a searing portrait of the Vietnam War and the ways it strips soldiers of their humanity. From the relentless brutality of boot camp under Gunnery Sergeant Hartman to the chaos of combat, the film offers an unflinching look at the...
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Plaything Reviewed: Black Mirror's Cutest Apocalypse
A journalist. A forgotten 90s video game. A murder that won’t stay buried. Plaything scratches at the edges of sentience, control, and what it means to upgrade humanity. Join us as we peel back the layers of Black Mirror’s latest twist—and wonder whether the ending is hopeful, terrifying, or...
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The Twist That Changes Everything: Fight Club
This week on Seismic Cinema, we step into the underground world of bare-knuckle brawls, soap sales, and identity crises as we take on David Fincher’s cult classic Fight Club. From its gritty visuals and razor-sharp satire of consumer culture to THAT legendary twist, we unpack what makes this film...
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Black Mirror: Hotel Reverie Review
In this episode, we break down Black Mirror’s haunting chapter, “Hotel Reverie.” Prepare to have your consciousness transferred directly in to a Seismic Cinema review. Will we able to stick to the script and make it to the final line of the podcast? Make sure to tune in to find out!
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Groundhog Day (1993) Review
In this episode of Seismic Cinema, we relive Groundhog Day — again and again — digging into Phil Connors’ strange journey from cynical weatherman to decent human being. Or is he? From punching Ned Ryerson to learning the piano and ice sculpting, we explore how the film balances humour, heart, and...
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Black Mirror: Bête Noire Review
In this episode, we unravel Black Mirror’s unnerving reality-warping tale, “Bête Noire.”We explore how memory, guilt, and revenge collide when technology is used not to simulate minds, but to rewrite reality itself. We dive into the episode’s Mandela Effect illusions, quantum tech horror, and the...
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The Truman Show (1998) Review
In this week’s episode of Seismic Cinema, things get weird — fitting for our review of The Truman Show! Colin steps into Truman’s meticulously crafted world for the very first time, Paul somehow manages to watch the movie in the wrong order (don’t ask), and James may or may not have written a...
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Black Mirror:Common people
We begin our series of reviewing the season 7 episodes of #blackmirror The first episode up is Season 7, Episode 1 titled ‘Common People’. Make sure to like and subscribe!
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Reservoir Dogs (1992) Review
In this week’s episode of Seismic Cinema, we’re going back to where the madness began—Quentin Tarantino’s gritty, blood-soaked debut, Reservoir Dogs. From razor-sharp dialogue to that infamous ear scene, we dive into what made this low-budget crime caper a cult classic!We unpack Tarantino’s non...
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The Accountant (2016) Review
🎬 SEISMIC CINEMA PRESENTS: THE ACCOUNTANT REVIEW 🎬 🔍 Colin hasn’t seen the film (as usual), but that won’t stop him from having strong opinions. 🔄 Paul may or may not have watched it backwards—or just the sequel—because why follow the rules? 📝 And James? He’s back with another epic essay…
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Mad Max (1979) Review
Before Fury Road, there was the raw, gritty original. In this episode, we fire up the engines and dive into George Miller’s 1979 cult classic Mad Max — the film that launched a dystopian saga and introduced the world to a young Mel Gibson as the steely Max Rockatansky. Join us as we explore the...
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Top 10 TV Shows (2025 Update)
Colin and James rank their top ten favourite tv shows (as things stand!) Trailer by Game Club Pod Let us know your top 10s in the comment section below!
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Andor (Season 1) Character Ranking
First ranking episode in a long time! Paul and Colin rank the characters from Andor season 1 to celebrate the launch of season 2 of the hit show. Get involved in the comments and give us your character rankings for the show! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):...
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Seismic Soccer #9 - Scotland Woes| New England Manager| Newcastle Win Cup
Seismic Soccer #9 sees Colin return to discuss Scotland’s disaster versus Greece, Tuchel’s start as England manager and Newcastle winning their first trophy in a long time. Remember to like, share and subscribe for football and tv/movie content! Trailer from our good friend at ’Project Football...
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Alien (1979) Review
This week on Seismic Cinema, we’re setting coordinates for deep space to dissect the ultimate sci-fi horror classic—Alien! Get ready for a chest-bursting discussion as we facehug the film’s nerve-shredding suspense, groundbreaking effects, and Ripley’s out-of-this-world heroics. Trailers from...
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Rocky IV Review
Seismic Cinema Presents: A Knockout Review of Rocky IV! We’ll be pulling no punches as we break down the film’s epic training sequences, pulse-pounding fights, and the greatest robot butler in cinematic history. Does this movie still hit as hard as it did in 1985? Or does it go down faster than...
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Snatch (2000) Review
In this episode of Seismic Cinema, we lock, stock, and load up for a wild review of Snatch, Guy Ritchie’s cult classic crime caper. From bare-knuckle brawlers to diamond heists and a cast of unforgettable characters, we break down what makes this 2000 film an endlessly rewatchable masterpiece.…
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Ghostbusters (1984) Review
There’s something strange in the podcast hood! Who you gonna call! Seismic Cinema! Tune in as James and Colin talk about the 80s classic! Does it still hold up? Does Colin like the ghosts? Will we sing? Make sure to follow/subscribe to see more movie reviews!
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Seismic Soccer
Somehow Seismic Soccer returned.. Paul and Gary discuss the ‘Rangers Situation’ - Clement’s sacking, Ferguson’s interim appointment, 3 home losses on the bounce and takeover news. They also assess the impact of David Moyes upon his return to Everton and talk all things Champions League. Make sure...
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Anchorman (2004) Review
“Great Odin’s Raven!” This week on Seismic Cinema, we’re diving headfirst into a glass case of emotion as we review the legendary comedy Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. It’s kind of a big deal. So, grab a burrito, avoid the teleprompter, and prepare your jazz flute. Stay classy, listeners,...
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Jumanji (1995) Review
In this wild and nostalgic episode, join Seismic Cinema as they roll the dice and dive headfirst into the jungle chaos of the 1995 classic Jumanji. Will Seismic Cinema be able to finish the game? Tune in at your own risk as you should never start a game you can’t finish! If you enjoy our content...
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The Running Man
Join James and Colin for a review of ‘The Running Man’ as they break down the action, explore the social commentary, and see if Arnie’s one-liners still hit as hard as the Stalkers chasing him through that deadly arena. Buckle up—because at Seismic Cinema, we’re running full throttle into the...
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Jurassic Park (1993) Review
Some podcasters are so preoccupied with whether they could review #JurassicPark, they didn’t stop think whether they should! Tune in as Seismic Cinema prove that, like life, our movie discussions always find a way! Trailers from ‘Project Football Podcast’ and ‘Game Club Pod’! If you enjoy our...
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Dredd (2012) Review
This week, we’re tackling the pulse-pounding, ultra-violent world of Dredd! Colin hasn’t seen it, so he’s venturing into Mega-City One completely unarmed. Paul—somehow—watched it in the wrong order, proving once again that time is just a concept. And James? James has gone full Judge, Jury, and...
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Seismic Cinema Christmas Message
We wanted to record a brief Christmas episode to express our thanks to everyone who has supported the podcast this year by guesting, liking, sharing, commenting, following and subscribing! We also talk about the Christmas films we have been watching, our highlights of 2024 and our plans for the…
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The Santa Clause (1994) Review
Seeing isn’t believing. Believing is seeing! At the third attempt we finally manage to review Colin’s favourite Christmas film of all time. Does James enjoy the film? Is Scott actually Santa Clause? Shake the magic snow globe to find out more! Trailer from Chatsunami! If you enjoy our content...
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Jingle all the Way (1996) Review
Join the Seismic Cinema team as we join the hunt to get a Turbo Man doll in time for Christmas! From busy retail stores to dodgy warehouses to colourful parades - we’ve got it covered! If you miss out on this podcast you may have to settle for a Booster toy- and nobody wants that! Trailers from…
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Violent Night (2022) Review
In this episode of Seismic Cinema, we explore the themes of Violent Night—redemption, family, and a brutal yet heroic Santa. Colin hasn’t seen it, Paul watched it out of order, and James overanalyzed it with an essay. Join us for a chaotic yet insightful dive into this festive, action-packed…
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The Conjuring (2013) Review
This week on Seismic Cinema, things get spooky as we tackle James Wan’s horror classic, The Conjuring. Colin hasn’t seen it and might not sleep after this, Paul watched it in completely the wrong order (again), and James is ready to school us all with his essay-level analysis. From bone-chilling...
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V for Vendetta (2005) Review
"Remember, remember, the 5th of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot." Trailers from @chatsunami and Mystery Frequency Podcast. If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help...
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Insidious (2010) Review
Today, we step into Insidious, a film that turned fear into an art form. From eerie whispers to the chilling realm of ‘The Further,’ we’re unpacking the terror that keeps audiences looking over their shoulders. Let’s dive in—if you dare.” If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and...
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The Ring (2002) Review
If you watch this podcast you will die in seven days. But don't let that put you off! Join Colin and James as they discuss every horrifying detail, from that cursed videotape to the spine-chilling story of Samara. If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our...
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Hocus Pocus (1993) Review
Another glorious podcast - makes me sick! Join Seismic Cinema’s own version of the Sanderson sisters as they take a deep dive in to this Halloween classic! #hocuspocus #halloween If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow....
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The Matrix (1999) Review
You have two options.. Take the blue pill and you can leave right now and give this podcast a miss. Or take the red one and you can find out the truth about the Matrix! #thematrix #keanureeves If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the...
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American Psycho (2000) Review
Working tomorrow? Monday blues? Get that Walkman plugged in and get in the mood with our latest episode dropping tomorrow! #americanpsycho If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. Trailers from ’Video Game Club’ and ...
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Police Academy (1984) Review
Seismic Cinema review the 80s comedy classic ‘Police Academy’. If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. Promos from ‘Whit’s the Script’ podcast and ‘Project Football Podcast’. Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with...
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Toy Story (1995) Review
A podcast of many firsts! We tackle the first Toy Story movie, the first Pixar movie and the first feature length, fully computer animated movie! If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. Trailers from @chatsunami and...
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Review
Seismic Cinema finally review a #harrypotter film and it had to be the visual masterpiece #prisonerofazkaban as directed by #alfonsocuarón. Get ready for a ‘riddikulus’ amount of trivia which hopefully makes you ready to produce the world’s best #patronus by the end of the pod! If you enjoy our...
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The Dark Knight (2008) Review
James and Colin break down the second film in Christopher Nolan’s much loved. They explore the iconic performances, gripping themes, and stunning visuals that redefined superhero movies. If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel...
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Dead Poets Society
#CarpeDiem, poetry fans! ✍️ Tune in this week for an episode that'll make you stand on your desks 🪑📚 as we review #DeadPoetsSociety. Get ready for verse like you've never heard before - don't be a poet in denial. 🎤#FilmX #NewEpisode #FilmPodcast #MovieReview Please consider liking, sharing and...
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Disturbia Review
This week Seismic Cinema review the 2007 movie Disturbia starring Shia LaBeouf as a teenager under house arrest who has some interesting neighbours! Please consider liking, sharing and sharing to help grow our podcast. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!)…
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Colin hasn't see it, Paul watched it in the wrong order and James has written an essay on it.
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