PODCAST · comedy
Separated for Talking podcast
by Allison and Rekha
Allison and Rekha have been friends since kindergarten and are pretty great at running our mouths. Many a teacher tried to separate us over the years but we outlasted it all and now jibber jabber unfettered. We are pretty sure we are the only Fiji-Indian-American and Lebanese-American duo in all of media, but if you know of any others, we want to be friends with them so hit us up. Be warned, much like Rose Nyland can't shut up about St. Olaf, we can't shut up about our beloved hometown of Flint, Michigan. Come join us in our blah blah.
Episodes
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#17 New Year Same Us
We just dropped two episodes in one day, Archie’s Double Digest style! In our first episode of 2019, we talk about how Christmas can be kind of bossy, how Allison has New Year’s Resolution guilt, how cleaning out a drawer got emotional for Rekha, and we remember our very first dinner party.
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#16 New Job New Car New Hair
A new episode from the vault, recorded back in November, where we talk about various new things going on with us. Rekha’s report on her London trip boils down to British snail mail, and we argue about whether or not Allison ever liked Milli, Vanilli, or both, or neither.
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#15 We, Much Like the McRib, Are Back
Well,we really ghosted out in a puff of smoke, but hiiiiiiii, did you miss us? We’re back with an episode that we recorded back around Labor Day. Aged like a fine wine or a stank cheese. We talk about our first day of college, Allison takes a stand against certain kindergartners, you know, our...
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#14 Pebbles Is Still Straight Fiyah
Rekha just came back from our hometown of Flint, where she reports back on a place that she had managed to avoid her entire life until now. We think back on who threw the most epic party of our youth and figure out that it might have been us. Lastly, Rekha breaks down her thoughts on karaoke...
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#13 The Englebert Incident
Allison’s sister had a celebrity sighting today, and Rekha has tv and book recommendations that won’t make you feel super great about the world. Allison worries about local politics and Rekha worries about Oprah, and both of them talk about the 90s and why orange makeup used to be a thing. Also,...
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#12 Declaration of Mintdependence
Allison and Rekha talk about everything and nothing, as per usjjjjj. Ali has tales of spontaneous combustion and mall break up moments, and we both lament some childhood spaces that are no longer there (RIP forever, Dyn-O-Bite Donuts). Rekha tells the tale of a mysterious secret gardening guru…
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#11 Set Up, Jacked Up, and Mayo-chup
After a little hiatus we are back! After all this time we need to talk about important things like Utahan bologna sandwiches and the Peach Pit on 90210, Flint-style. We also muse upon the fact that Allison has a history of people getting put into her life, and Rekha has a history of people not...
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#10 Sign of the Thames
After a short break, we are back! Allison took a bae-cation to jolly old MeghanMarkleLand and had the vapors the entire time. Rekha continues on her journey to casual clothing by buying a pair of sweatpants. Or are they dress pants? We also decide if flavored Oreos are more like Ore-nos, mayochup...
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#9 The Apricot Violet Beauregard
I am sure our old English teachers would be proud to hear Allison tell a story with a dirty homograph at the center of it, and if they aren’t, they really should be. Rekha makes the unlikely connection between Katherine Hepburn and Three’s Company, and Allison reveals that she is a high class…
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#8 Do Glow Up Roads Ultimately Lead to Chico’s?
Allison reports back on her night out to see John Cusack interviewed in person, aka “John Cusack Night,” while Rekha tells her most favorite celebrity-related experience, which may only be exciting to her. They also discuss various high school glow ups, and Flint’s premiere clothier for stylish...
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#7 The First Rule of Fight Club is Please Just Don’t Mess Up My Borrowed Outfit
Why did Allison use Hall and Oates to scare a boy in 4th grade? Why did Rekha constantly get kicked out of class in junior high? Which one of us got into a West Side Story style brawl? What was the point of the 7Up classroom game? All of these questions will be answered. Plus, an update from a...
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#6 Remember When We Never Read Hamlet Together?
Allison has her cast off and got out of the house for some culture, and Rekha took a day off work and fled Seattle for the day. Also, we talk opera, dance, and the proper elements of farm tourism. Allison never finished her Hamlet paper as a teen and it still stresses her out, and Rekha confesses...
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TomatoMayoKetchoNaiseUp
Allison demonstrates the longest hairstylist loyalty in history, while Rekha reveals the many ways hairstylists wield shame in their game. We weigh in on condiment mashup news, professional wrestling garb as it relates to the patriarchy, and how we sang uncool high school choir songs in Flint....
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Well, that was mortifying
Allison is in the doldrums of healing up, so we perk things up via thoroughly embarrassing ourselves. Y’all asked us why we didn’t share who was on our Lists last week, so out comes the truth. Plus: Rekha explains what Michael Jackson armor is, Allison is mortified by a decades-old use of a Bel…
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#3 Ali Luvs John 4evah
Allison’s injury is messing up her shoe game, Rekha attempts to have a sports thought, and they both side-eye people who shit talk Flint. Also covered: the most Basic Bitch topic ever, the “Free Pass List.” Allison uses it to express her John Cusack feelings and Rekha uses it to indict the...
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#2 J’accuse, chip bags, j’accuse
Allison is laid up but still able to tool around Costco, while Rekha saw Hamilton and has so many questions. They explain why Jamie Farr is super important, what a proper nutty doughnut is, and share a memory or two about the Flint Farmer’s Market. Rekha takes a moral journey with a recent…
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#1 Making 2018 Less Garbage
In our inaugural episode, we talk about why we are doing this podcast, why Allison’s identity doesn’t fit in a box, why The Rock should win an Oscar, why a new car means unlocking your door from a plane, why Boardroom portraiture is creepy af, and why the new Netflix documentary series, Flint…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Allison and Rekha have been friends since kindergarten and are pretty great at running our mouths. Many a teacher tried to separate us over the years but we outlasted it all and now jibber jabber unfettered. We are pretty sure we are the only Fiji-Indian-American and Lebanese-American duo in all of media, but if you know of any others, we want to be friends with them so hit us up. Be warned, much like Rose Nyland can't shut up about St. Olaf, we can't shut up about our beloved hometown of Flint, Michigan. Come join us in our blah blah.
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Allison and Rekha
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