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Septic Safe
by Margaret and Jenny
Two silly comedian besties who love talking about their BMs, ramblings on daily nonsense, irrational fears and other shit they think is funny.
Episodes
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Chicken Sh!t - Episode 20
Jenny and Margaret welcome you to Episode 20, aka Season 1 Finale (it only took 4 years to get here)! Listen as they talk about basic bitch shit, like Fall & Halloween and then get ready to hear them talk about fried chicken sandwiches, smash burgers, bread (and Marc Maron), gnocchi and more! As…
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House of the Dookie - Episode 19
Jenny gives us an update on her cat's constipation, Margaret takes us back to the OG 9/11 as random stories are strewn throughout this sloppy mess of an episode. Learn more about the ladies of the podcast (including if one of them is into the incest "subplot" in House of the Dragon) and be sure…
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Autotune Your Butthole - Episode 18
Margaret and Jenny discuss Nick Cannon’s baby cannon, fucking avocados making you feel like a chump and hear their voices autotuned for the first time! You just might laugh till you cry!
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Uptown Turds - Episode 17
Jenny and Margaret discuss slowing down in life and how that caused a turtle’s unfortunate death. The team taste tests a random seltzer flavor, runners trots are explained as well as the latest gossip over a new Hollywood movie that doesn’t actually matter. Food fetishes are brought to life...
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Taste the Poop Rainbow! - Episode 16
Jenny and Margaret discuss how many f*cks there are in The Big Lebowski, sharing your poo with friends, and wonder why poocorn is the snack off the movies?! Plus SO much more!
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Butt Records - Episode 15
Margaret and Jenny shares tales of dead pets *trigger warning, killing the vibe at a party, cum tampons and more!
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Stealin' Sh!t - Episode 14
Jenny and Margaret revisit past transgressions, bowel movements are discussed as well as the shitty things men from their pasts have said to them. Stay tuned in to hear some fun memories from school dances of the 90's as well as find out if Axl Rose is still alive.
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Talkin’ Sh!t - Episode 13
Jenny regals Margaret with tales from her hair chair, personal vagina stories are shared and hear our producer Jay’s laughs of horror as we get into Episode 13!
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Poo-Poo Party Surprise - Episode 12
Tune is as Jenny shares a poo story mishap and ins(poo)rational quotes while Margaret reviews how to sell your used panties online. Listen on to hear how the ladies would spend their day if they had a dick. Another listener's question is answered.
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Panty Sniffer - Episode 11
Tater Pox!! Buy used panties on Sniffer! Margaret teaches Jenny how to say Cuba Gooding Jr.’s first name properly!
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¡Dirty Diez! - Episode 10
Celebrate Episode 10 with Jenny and Margaret as they discuss the side effects of herbal abortions, why thongs have got to go and find out which Saved by the Bell character they’d bang!
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A Turd in the Wormhole - Episode 9
Margaret and Jenny discuss reusable toilet paper, Lindsay Lohan’s redemption and a very awkward moment with a beard.
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Mourning Complete - Episode 8
Margaret and Jenny discuss a relevant life hack, why apple watches can go fuck themselves and being bullied. Good times!
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Fire in the Hole! - Episode 7
This episode is gonna fire you right up! Abortion rights- gone! Elvis's bowels- full! And honestly, there's never a good time to take Dulcolax.
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On The Reg - Episode 6
Jenny and Margaret discuss which deodorants work for them, what taco seasoning actually smells like, toilet paper preferences, skinny shaming and if it's okay to use GoFundMe for plastic surgery.
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Drop it Like It's Hot! - Episode 5
Catch up with Jenny & Margaret as they piece together what's changed since you last heard from them in 2018!
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Does a Bear Shit in the Woods? - Episode 4
Jenny and Margaret talk about their weekends, spoilers, current affairs, a headless old person, a brand new sponsor, and a hemorrhoid remedy. Oh, also a new celebrity death prediction. (Jenny is clicking a pen periodically during the podcast. She won't do it again)...
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Deuces Wild! - Episode 3
Jenny and Margaret chit chat about summer, unrealistic fears, hang nail awareness month, and other kookie topics. Who will be the next celebrity death prediction?
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Hit the Bowl - Episode 2
Jenny and Margaret discuss recent food poisoning, body image anectodes, and a new diet trend. Shit will also be talked along with the announcement of the first round of celebrity death predictions.
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Septic Safe, Courtesy Flush - Episode 1
Jenny and Margaret introduce you to their new, hilariously flushable podcast.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Two silly comedian besties who love talking about their BMs, ramblings on daily nonsense, irrational fears and other shit they think is funny.
HOSTED BY
Margaret and Jenny
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Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes does Septic Safe have?
Septic Safe currently has 20 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Septic Safe about?
Two silly comedian besties who love talking about their BMs, ramblings on daily nonsense, irrational fears and other shit they think is funny.
How often does Septic Safe release new episodes?
Septic Safe has 20 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
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Who hosts Septic Safe?
Septic Safe is created and hosted by Margaret and Jenny.
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