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Sequelitis with Loose Cannon Comedy
by Loose Cannon Comedy
Loose Cannon Comedy is a group of Pittsburgh-based comedians with a drunken (but healthy) pop culture obsession. Their flagship show Sequelitis parodies the rampant mishandling of modern-day movie sequels by Hollywood hacks.
Episodes
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Episode 20 - 28 Days Later
We just woke up buck naked from a lengthy coma and, man... the world is different. In this episode, the Sequelitis crew crafts a follow-up to Danny Boyle's 2002 in-no-way-relevant-to-today zombie flick "28 Days Later." And if you think we can't create a post-apocalyptic thriller featuring Dora…
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Episode 19 - The Witch
This week, we're talking about a film that's mostly about social distancing. That's right— we created a sequel to 2015's slow-burn horror hit, The Witch! Ahem... excuse me, I mean "The VVitch". And this wouldn't be a true New England Folktale without the man of 1000 New England accents himself,...
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Episode 18 - The Fifth Element
In this classy episode of Sequelitis, we create a porn parody of 1997's weirdo Euro-sci-fi space opera, The Fifth Element. We're not proud of it. But it's a darn good porn parody. So... uh... we'll just leave it at that. #CatchSequelitis
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Episode 17 - Office Space
Looks like we've been missing a lot of work lately. And you know what— we HAVE been missing it, Bob! We're back in the Sequelitis Writers Room with a fresh take on Mike Judge's 1999 workplace masterwork, Office Space. And wouldn't you know it— the one time co-host Anne isn't with us— Mike, Adam…
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Episode 16 - Hereditary
It’s Halloween! What better way to celebrate than with a topical discussion of the hottest horror movie of last year— Hereditary. Adam, Mike, Jon and Anne admittedly gush for a while over the film until its pivotal character’s name is mispronounced in a hilarious way and then they fly off the...
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Episode 15 - Inglourious Basterds
It’s the 10th anniversary of the 6th film by Quentin Tarantino and 3 boys gather ‘round a table at StudioME to sequelize what might be Tarantino’s masterpiece. Such a feat may seem to be impossible until the Plot Device suggests a low budget rip-off of the revisionist World War II epic... ...but...
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Episode 14 - The Matrix
Whoa... believe it or not, this year marks the 20th anniversary of the Wachowskis' turn-of-the-millenium sci-fi game-changer, The Matrix. And it's just been announced that they're making a fourth Matrix movie to boot! To celebrate, we opened up the Loose Cannon video vault to snatch audio from…
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Episode 13 - Borat
Jagshemash! Sequelitis is back with a little Kazakh flair as the Loose Cannon gang tries their hand at sequelizing the crude but lovable Sacha Baron Cohen satire “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.” Turns out, a pure sequel isn’t easy when dealing...
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Episode 12 - Tim Burton's Batman
This week is the 30th anniversary of Tim Burton's game-changing Batman movie. In this special, lost "Prequelitis" episode, the Loose Cannon gang creates a third Burton-helmed Batman movie starring the GOAT, Michael Keaton. (Robert Pattinson can go suck an egg.) We also fill out the cast with a…
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Episode 11 - The Blair Witch Project
We just want to apologize to Mike's mom, Josh's mom, and your mom for this episode. The 20th anniversary of found-footage trailblazer The Blair Witch Project is next month! To celebrate, the Loose Cannons team up with filmmaker Asher Coffield to create a Blair Witch TV series, with some extra…
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Episode 10 - Titanic
New podcast! Right ahead! Titanic may have been knocked down a peg or two at the all-time box office, but that doesn't mean we can't still milk it for all it's worth, right? Introducing: The Intellectual Property Implement. What is it? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out— but it...
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Episode 09 - Mars Attacks!
Ack! Ack! Ack! In this episode, the Loose Cannon Writers' Room takes aim at remaking Tim Burton's weirdly violent 1996 alien invasion spoof, "Mars Attacks!" Things take a particularly explicit turn when said remake is directed by the Hellbilly himself, Rob Zombie. Seriously, this one gets sleazy....
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Episode 08 - The Faculty
The time has come, shit stains! Your boys go toe-to-toe with Robert Rodriguez’s 1998 teen sci-fi/horror flick “The Faculty” starring Frodo Baggins and a bunch of other non-hobbits! A quick recap of the movie and a discussion of mystery Twitter account @KnowYourFaculty precede an insane crossover...
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Episode 07 - National Treasure
Grab your lemon juice— we’re going treasure hunting! In this episode, the Loose Cannons take the National Treasure franchise to cryptic new depths (i.e. freakin’ Atlantis). Joined by Alex Grant and Elliott Conway of StudioME, we map out a grand new adventure for Benjamin Franklin Gates and his...
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Episode 06 - Bird Box
Fire up your parents’ Netflix account and strap on your blindfold... we’re taking the Bird Box challenge! In this episode, the Loose Cannons are joined by comedian Anne Casper as they sequelize the massively successful Netflix movie Bird Box. I’m not saying we do Bird Box in space… but we do Bird...
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Episode 05 - Gremlins
No bright lights... don't get it wet... and whatever you do, don't listen to this episode after midnight! It's our Gremlins holiday special! In this episode, the Sequelitis team ships Gizmo and his dreaded Mogwai offspring overseas and into battle. That's right— the Gremlins are going to war.…
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Episode 04 - Harry Potter
Expelliarmus! Leviosa! Sequelitis! In this episode, the Sequelitis team ventures into sacred territory and creates their own Harry Potter sequel. Things get heated after (I kid you not) The Muppets get involved and, to be honest, it doesn't end well. So put on your Sorting Hat and listen as five...
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Episode 03 - Garden State
Now that you're home from going home for Thanksgiving, think about the idea of home as we talk about the ultimate movie about going home. In this episode, the Sequelitis Writers' Room creates a prequel to Zach Braff's 2004 millennial mope-fest, Garden State. Pop some Lithium and tune in— this...
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Episode 02 - Toy Story
The toys are back in town... and, this time, there's blood on their hands! In this episode, the Sequelitis Writers' Room creates a sequel to the 1995 animated masterpiece Toy Story— except this sequel is a gritty, violent murder mystery starring Detective Hamm and Lieutenant Rex, two rugged...
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Episode 01 - Night of the Living Dead
Sequelitis is back— now in beautiful high definition, Dolby Digital AUDIO! That’s right, folks. Sequelitis is a podcast now! Have you heard of these podcast things? In this special Halloween debut, the guys decide to celebrate the 50th anniversary of revered zombie flick “Night of the Living…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Loose Cannon Comedy is a group of Pittsburgh-based comedians with a drunken (but healthy) pop culture obsession. Their flagship show Sequelitis parodies the rampant mishandling of modern-day movie sequels by Hollywood hacks.
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