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Welcome to the end of the woods. In this episode, Elspeth and Ravyn finally have a 'sweet' moment, we still can’t say everyone's names right, and the Shepherd King officially takes the wheel. Grab your book thongs and join us as we recap the finale of One Dark Window.

Welcome back to the mist. In this episode, Elspeth and Ravyn commit a little treason, we still can't figure out how to say Hauth's name, and an arrest goes horribly awry. Grab your charms and join us as we recap part 3!

Magic, Mist, and the "Hellscape Boys." In this episode, we recap Elspeth's precarious position as a magic carrier in a kingdom that hunts them, we learn some tree facts, and reflect on the tragic history of Courtney the ceramic clown.

Step into the mist-shrouded town of Blunder with us as we kick off our coverage of Rachel Gillig's One Dark Window. In this episode, we meet Elspeth Spindle, a woman hiding a dangerous secret: an infection that left her with a literal monster in her head.

The hunt ends here! In this episode, there's a fun would you rather, and we learn about the ultimate twist! Come, join us for the final swampy showdown.

The Bayou Butcher strikes again! In this episode, we discuss mom guilt, there's a new body to check out, and Wren has a creepy dream.

In this episode, Jessica and Ashley dive into the dark waters of Louisiana to recap Aliana Urquhart's The Butcher and the Wren. They also discuss the "joy" of peeling fetal pigs, and how true crime fuels their paranoia.

The game is over, but the mystery is just beginning. In the final episode of The Inheritance Games, we finally get the answer to the question that's been driving us crazy: Why Avery? Plus, an "epic" reveal.

In this episode, we're breaking down the tragic history of Emily Laughlin, hear some gunshots, and get a new clue. The puzzle is almost complete, but who is trying to stop Avery from finishing it? Join us.

In this episode, we're digging deep into the secrets of Hawthorne House, Grayson threatens Avery, and we meet the "ever delightful" Thea Callagaris. Join us as we try to solve the puzzle.

Welcome to the game! In this episode, we dive into the first part of The Inheritance Games. Join us as we meet Avery Grambs, whose life is about to be turned upside down by an old man's will.

Our time with Daniel Lavette has come to an end. In this episode, stock markets crash, children confront their absent father, and, spoiler alert, Ashley cries.

Daniel's double life is becoming increasingly difficult to manage. In this episode, we deal department stores, luxury liners, and the influenza epidemic hits a little too close to home. Oh and spoiler alert: Jean is still a bitch.

Times are a-changin'. In this episode, we start things off with a spicy hypothetical. Then we jump forward to 1914 to see how Daniel's American Dream is going. While his bank account is growing, his marriage might be hitting some rocky waters.

New book alert! We're kicking off a new series with The Immigrants by Howard Fast. This historical fiction follows the Lavette family as they search for the American Dream. This episode has everything: the 1906 earthquake, traveling in a boxcar, and lots of boob talk.

In this episode, it's a race through the Londons to save a prince, stop a plague, and return a stone to a forbidden world. Join us as we finish A Darker Shade of Magic!

The stakes are rising as Ashley and Jessica break down the mid-point chaos. In this episode, Kell finds himself trapped by a dangerous relic from a "dead" world, and Lila Bard discovers that magic is much more real than she ever imagined.

The sisterly chaos continues! Before we travel to the bleached streets of White London, Ashley and Jessica catch up on New Year’s resolutions. From health goals to Jessica’s potential future as a "bedazzled cowgirl" (tight perm included)!

In this episode, we dive into the first quarter of V.E. Schwab’s hit fantasy novel, A Darker Shade of Magic. Before we get into the blood magic and multi-sided coats, we kick things off with some classic sisterly banter—from navigating toddler tantrums and broken glasses to the ultimate health debate: would you rather have a cold or a stomach bug?

A second-born daughter, Red, is sacrificed to the legendary Wolf of the Wilderwood to save her kingdom.In this episode, Nevera is in a glass coffin of emotion, and Ashley tells us about her fun birthday party games.

A second-born daughter, Red, is sacrificed to the legendary Wolf of the Wilderwood to save her kingdom.In this episode, Red is mastering her magic, Ashley wants to invent windshield wipers for glasses, and we made it to 50 youtube subscribers! Thank you!

A second-born daughter, Red, is sacrificed to the legendary Wolf of the Wilderwood to save her kingdom. In this episode, Red and Eammon continue battling those trees, and we discuss snowy roads and mammograms.

A second-born daughter, Red, is sacrificed to the legendary Wolf of the Wilderwood to save her kingdom.In this episode, we start a new book, Jessica gets wolfy, and we talk about Survivor for too long.

Legend has it that the souls of three demigoddesses have been locked in a box that has three keys. Now it's up to Malory Price and her two friends to find the keys.In this episode, we finish the book, we discuss how we feel about the Ouija board, and we learn about Nora's upcoming novel.

Legend has it that the souls of three demigoddesses have been locked in a box that has three keys. Now it's up to Malory Price and her two new friends to find the keys.In this episode Malory and Flynn finally bang, Jessica has no heart, and Ashley uses lips and teeth.

Legend has it that the souls of three demigoddesses have been locked in a box that has three keys. Now it's up to Malory Price and her two new friends to find the keys.In this episode, we meet a new character and the L word is thrown around, Jessica makes a genogram, and Ashley has a lisp.

Legend has it that the souls of three demigoddesses have been locked in a box that has three keys. Now it's up to Malory Price and her two new friends to find the keys. In this episode, we start a new book, Jessica is sick, and Ashley feels like a talk show host.

Every September the walls drip blood. The ghost of former inhabitants appear, and all of them are terrified of something that lurks in the basement.In this episode, we finish the book, Margaret may or may not be crazy, and a few people expire in a grotesque way.

Every September, the walls drip blood. The ghosts of former inhabitants appear, and all of them are terrified of something that lurks in the basement. In this episode, the ghost kids won't shut up about the guy in the basement, Jessica misses the show Ghost Hunters, and Ashley is disgusted by a meaty hunk.

Every September, the walls drip blood. The ghosts of former inhabitants appear, and all of them are terrified of something that lurks in the basement. In this episode, we start a new book, there's too much blood, and Jessica haunts like the BeeGees.

The monstrous creation Deucalion leaves his monastic life in Tibet and travels to New Orleans, drawn by his original creator's return.In this episode, we finish the book (yay!), and Jessica digs a little deeper into the baby rat thing (boo!)

The monstrous creation Deucalion leaves his monastic life in Tibet and travels to New Orleans, drawn by his original creator's return.In this episode, there are more deaths, and we find out if Jessica would still love Ashley if she was just a head.

The monstrous creation Deucalion leaves his monastic life in Tibet and travels to New Orleans, drawn by his original creator's return.In this episode, Victor eats an exotic dish, Jessica needs to watch more Gilmore Girls, and Ashley yells too loudly in the library.

The monstrous creation Deucalion leaves his monastic life in Tibet and travels to New Orleans, drawn by his original creator's return.In this episode, there are such plentiful organs, and we learn that a stiletto is not only a shoe, but also a tool!

The monstrous creation Deucalion leaves his monastic life in Tibet and travels to New Orleans, drawn by his original creator's return.In this episode, there's an uncomfortable manicure, Jessica hates Dean Koontz's hair, and Ashley gets mad about Usher.

The monstrous creation Deuclaion leaves his monastic life in Tibet and travels to New Orleans, drawn by his original creator's return.In this episode, we start a new book, deal with terrible dialogue, and a random man films us.

Welcome to the bonus episode. In this episode, we wrap up talking about Seafire. Questions are asked, and laughter ensues.

Seafire is the first book in a young adult dystopian trilogy by Natalie C. Parker, following Caledonia Styx, a young captain leading an all-female crew on a quest for revenge against a ruthless warlord.In this episode, we finish up our first book, Ashley creates a new word, and Jessica learns that narwhals are whales.

Seafire is the first book in a young adult dystopian trilogy by Natalie C. Parker, following Caledonia Styx, a young captain leading an all-female crew on a quest for revenge against a ruthless warlord.In this episode, we learn that gulls are not birds, movers and shakers piss Jessica off, and Ashley breathes too loud. Join us!

Seafire is the first book in a young adult dystopian trilogy by Natalie C. Parker, following Caledonia Styx, a young captain leading an all-female crew on a quest for revenge against a ruthless warlord.In this episode, Caleodnia and her crew have some good luck and some bad luck. A man has a cool, slimy name. Some people are dead, some people are alive. We also learn about one of Ashley's animated crush's and the way Jessica eats Pringles. Join us!

Seafire is the first book in a young adult dystopian trilogy by Natalie C. Parker, following Caledonia Styx, a young captain leading an all-female crew on a quest for revenge against a ruthless warlord.