Serving Cursed

JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedThis week, ol J-Dog regales us with not 1, not 2, NOT 4, but 3 and precisely 3 tales of a cursed variety in what she - unfortunately - has dubbed our first "anthol" episode. Experience the delights of 3 cursed deaths, and 1 extra one as Jessie also tells of her prolific death at the Boat Show. Content warning for those who do not enjoy graphic deaths or tales of stand-up misery.WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedIt's a little preview of our digital sleepover, in which we meditate on the nature of kink and find out the end of the story of Cisty Zionist, what a tale! Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon and judge with us! Don't be a chaffhead!WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedGuess what's back? Structure?! Are you SURE MATE?! Well, no, not really. This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of the "Toxic Woman", a tale so cursed but is still absolutely shadowed by the talk of Jessie's pus-ridden would-be lover-boy. WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedThe sleepovers are back and you know what that means; genuine threats of nudity and a chance for us all to judge Jessie's Hinge matches and let me tell ya, there are some tall and shit men on here. My god. Come and watch the whole thing on Patreon and judge with us! Don't be a chaffhead!WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

JUICY EXTRAS ON THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedMUMMY'S HOME!Apologies for the late reply we were dead. Nah mummy was off being a celebrity in NZ for months at a time, so we had to wait for her to be done sucking her way around a beautiful country and come home before we could entertain our lovely little ghoulies! We're back in the groove and ready to show you why we're the worst podcast around babyyyy. Enjoy this Cursed Catch-Up where, to quote Jessie herself, "nothing of note happens". Full structured EP next time we promise, but it's just so nice to be back in the same room <3 WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

Well fucking hell it's SC LIVE isn't it! Recorded in The Robin Hood in Bristol, enjoy this intimate show that thanks to so many tech issues, doesn't even have the main cursed story in it lol. That's just for those in the room, apparently. However do enjoy a CURSED Q&A with questions from our lovely patreons, baked goods and fan art being distributed LIVE, stories of stags, kinks and piss. It's a fun one, we loved it.New eps will come at a slightly slower pace while Jessie is touring the other side of the world, but will be coming <3 Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON - Come join for juicy bonus pods full of gossip, and full video of recent episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedOh this is so fucking dumb.Welcome little ghoulies back to another little preview for our sordid little patreon, where we celebrate the easter weekend the only way we know how: by playing incredibly dumb games and reversing our speech over and over again. This one is very stupid.Reminder that there will be a cosy little SC LIVE recording being done on April 23rd in The Robin Hood in Bristol, come through if you're local, if you're not, please do not do that to yourself.We love ya!Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week we celebrate THE LORD OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST WHO DIED FOR US because we recorded on Easter Sunday and we sort of got a bit lost and wayward so Jessie brought an "easter" story entitled "Eggs From The Egg Man".I cannot stress how long it takes us to get to it this week. Along the way we pitch 2 screenplays, create some horrific visual tableaus and critique lovecraftian similies. It's a mess. A beautiful, Easter mess. Amen.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON - Come join for juicy bonus pods full of gossip, and full video of recent episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedOh my little ghouls, it's another little patreon preview for you all! Come join the sleepover for gossip, titilation, revelation and hearing exactly which UK comedian has a hot brother. Vital, vital info. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, we are ill, so you know it's going to be a banger. Jessie regales us with the story of NXIVM, or at the very least, she attempts to for around 10ish minutes of the total runtime.We also work out which would be the most popular male comedian sex robot, unpack lovecraftian beauty standards, name Tom's son and arbitrarily sample the PornHub drum loop.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON - Come join for juicy bonus pods full of gossip, and full video of recent episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedGood day to all Ghouls, goblins and other G folk <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat for the patrons of our fine work, in which Jessie regales us in explicit detail about knowing people biblically, plus we do ADMIN LIVE! We also say funny things. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, we EXPERIMENT like mad little victorian scientists, with our first ever remote full fat episode! Jessie brings us a list of 5-7 heinous, world-shattering diseases and thanks to Tom's medical anxiety, ruins his life forever. For real though, if you suffer with medical anxiety, consider this a content warning. You don't want to go through life thinking you have Necrotising Fasciitis. We also invent a new male modesty pouch, help Jessie learn the art of self-advocacy, diagnose her a lot and work out once and for all if Tom sounds like Joel Dommett. (God I hope not). Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON - Come join for juicy bonus pods full of gossip, and full video of recent episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedGood day to all Ghouls and sundries <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat we recorded under a blanket where we got all giddy and stupid. Expect tales of Jessie's most promising suitor set, live sexting readings and our greatest creation; our very own Banksy.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

BONUS BITS FROM THIS EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON NEXT WEEK!IF YOU ARE JESSIE'S SUITOR YOU MUST STOP HERE BY THE LETTER OF THE LAW WE WILL KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T OKAY?This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of the Mashed Swedes; two delightful little ladies who decided to run amok in traffic and I hope you don't like closure because you will not get it. We also invent the createst duo act of all time. Or do we? We do.Or do we?Yes that's the bit.I promise this is a good one.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

It's TWICKY 2 BABY! Getting it in RIGHT under the wire, but we are BACK with Fan Ficcy Twicky, in which Tom brings the worst (but most righteous) fan fic he can find before Jessie DRAGS us back into the swamps of My Immortal. We are so sorry.This episode features TwickyTom. I cannot warn you enough about TwickyTom.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

WE ARE SO BACK and DEFINITELY not 3 days late to Christmas at all...Merry Christmas Ghoulies! We hope none of you were kissed by a horse this year. Welcome to a festive little smattering of gifts (read loosely themed segments Jessie has mildly pulled out of her ass) as we discuss the Sicilian Mafia, Mother Flog, Festive Face Holes and ruin In The Bleak Midwinter forever (we are so sorry).As usual, our BONUS TWICKY episode will follow (albeit also after new years because our schedules are so shit lol).BONUS BITS FROM THIS EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON NEXT WEEK!Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

ALRIGHT GHOULIES, we've recorded another sordid little Sacred Sleepover and it's available NOW on the patreon <3 Expect salacious details of medication, Jessie's job struggles, genuine life advice, genital jump scares, humiliation fetishes, catholicism and so much more.New full fat episodes coming very sooooooonnnnnn, we love you all.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

HELLO YOU LITTLE GHOUL SLAGS <3 Hope you're well. Sorry for the delay in episodes, basically it's hard to pin down recording time because we're so ACHINGLY successful. New full fat episodes on the way, we promise, thank you for you're patience.In the meantime, we've recorded some fun little remote hangouts that will be going out on out Patreon! They're way less structured and more just the two of us having a gossip, but it's very fun. The first of these will be up on Patreon on Friday, with a little preview section going live in the main spotify feed as well to entice more people into swearing loyalty to us.So look forward to literal footage of Jessie cleaning her tits, Tom getting chewed out for not being One Of The Girls (tm), and us getting into Jessie's tawdry little love life, with names and details absolutely not omitted because that's where the juice is.Love you all, new episodes soon <3Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week - the SPOOKIEST OF ALL WEEKS OOOOOO - we...don't actually do much that spooky. Instead, in an inversion we promised and mildly regretted, Tom - bloody TOM - has taken the reigns, bringing a list of infamous banned films to watch at your cosy halloween sleepovers.We also try to win an orgy, invent a post-life consent card and get Jessie frankly very very angry.Happy halloween our lovely ghouls, you're our spooky children <3 Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, we embark on the first ever LEFTOVERS episode - serving you up a tasty helping of reheated goods as we embark on a dramatic reading of the tale of the Peeking Wife. WARNING; genuine horror, awful voices, the best character of all time and extreme length.We also...do basically nothing else because the story was that long. Seriously this is a saga. Buckle in.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie delves deep into the bone-chilling tale of The Dyatlov Pass, a genuinely unsettling mystery from Russia that we utterly rob of all tension almost immediately.We also pitch the greatest screenplay ever to be introduced, find out how we'd dress in an apocalypse and finally work out why EVERYBODY IS SO TIRED!Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

ADVANCED WARNING: Our spookies apologies little ghouls, we had a nasty tech issue which has meant our mics did not work for this episode, so Tom has had to work with just the room audio. That means the whole episode sounds like we're talking at you from the bottom of a well. Super sorry, can assure you it won't happen again <3This week, Season 2 (definitely official and definitely not funny) begins with a bang as Jessie brings us the tale of the Shark Hand Case! We also create, define and immediately get over our brand new slang term Cougie, completely break down mid scat (non-shit version), a fail immeasurely at drinking from each others cups (mildly sexual connotations). Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie brings us the genuinely awful, upsetting and just depressing tale of Jedward Jones (definitely his real name don't google it). Find out how delicious he was when he died! We also bring out our inner pitbull, find out what the worst sentence to say in a west country accent is and exhaustively list the penis sizes of Jessie's former lovers. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie brings us a thoroughly researched and not at all slapdash look at the world of Feederism, which is exactly what it sounds like but just more sexual. Yum. We also discover that Jessie's mum is in debt to the hippy mob, uncover the implicit sexual contract of takeaways and continue to try and unpick whether Jessie is Gay, Bi, Asexual or honestly just a bit of a contrarian. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week we delve deep (or as we deep as we can go) into one of the most infamous creepypastas of all time - presenting a slapdash history of the Slenderman Stabbings.We also pontificate on the uses of a second mouth, find out if Jessie is asexual or just gay, and WHERE does Pedro Pascal fit into all this?!Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, we're being KIND to ourselves and others, which of course means for this very first Self-Care Week we're talking about the story of The Eunuch Maker. We also fail to give each other compliments, create the worst massage soundtrack of all time and attempt to become psychic twinsies. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

Oh boy this week's topic is just the WORST. I hope you're OK with gore and/or visceral body horror as we explore the world of the Transabled. We also discover our musical theatre chops, find out that Jessie is a public transport predator and start a beef with every improv troupe. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week we are marking 20 WHOLE EPISODES of this absolute horseshit with our very first QUINTAL QUELL! Every character in the Serving Cursed universe gets dumped into an arena with a boat load of weapons and one objective - survive. Come and enjoy the most insular episode of a podcast ever - seriously, if you've not listened to every other episode of Serving Cursed, please god do that first. Also watch The Hunger Games. Have fun with your homework, we love you xxFollow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie brings us a stark warning about the dangers of Phrogging, including a grizzly murder that we will not allow on this show, you can have that one Redhanded you suckers.We also work out how to hit on the deceased, channel Chad Kroeger and work out what makes Jessie feel powerful.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, in our first ever sequel episode, Jessie regales us with the full tale of the band Mayhem, including Nazis, Murder, Church Burnings and a little sweetheart called Necrobutcher.We also work out what's actually on the dark web, have a couples tiff LIVE ON AIR and try our best to cancel Martin Freeman, and each other. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week Jessie necks some tequila and puts on her dancing shoes to bring us all the tale of the Dancing Plague, definitely set somewhere in Europe we're so sure about that bit at least. We also work out how to bring about world peace, commune with the peasants and define the medical term English Sweat. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week we try Cursed Tapas with 2 delightfully rancid tales - we dive into the joys of Cotard Syndrome, before bringing it home with the sad tale of the Coconut Lover. It's exactly what it sounds like.We also plot to kill a cat, create the ultimate black metal band and we stage a podcast heist to finally get the listeners we deserve. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, we round off our first EVER 2-parter as we finish the tale of Natalia Grace and DEFINITELY NOT Orphan. We also cream each other (so sorry), hear the tale of the Pasta Predator (also so sorry) and continue our war on Bartlett (Absolutely not sorry).Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week we begin our first ever cursed 2-PARTER, as Jessie regales us with the legally distinct tale of Natalia Grace that DEFINITELY isn't the plot of Orphan. Nope. Not this one.We also drink leather, discover millenial ghosts and we finally quantify just how much more successful Jessie is than Tom. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week it's a SPECIAL CHRISTMAS BONUS OH MY GOD, as our two intrepid explorers wade into the murky depths of Jessie's very own fanfiction, before diving into the putrid swamp that is the worst fanfic ever written - My Immortal. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie brings us a SERVING CURSED EXCLUSIVE with a case nobody else (that we know of) has covered; The Texas Christmas Bank Heist. We also talk too much shit about Steven Bartlett, make the worst rap ever created, drink wine and panic in the face of Silent Night. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:WE HAVE A PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/c/ServingCursedINSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie is is BACK on the milf hunt with the tale of Sherry Papini - the amazing disappearing milf!  We also fail at reggae, discover Tom's chest hair situation and sit UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE to each other.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie is Mothering hard with the Cult of the MotherGod - essentially a twin flame fan cult with even more main character energy.  We also reminisce about our favourite band Assless Cassack, create Jessie's perfect polycule and create an enduring new character - First Time Dom. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie decided to be MAINSTREAM BABY and regale us with a tale ripped from the headlines - The Titan Submersible. We also create the worst podcast segment of all time, learn about Jessie's fan-fiction past and find out how to create the perfect American name. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie brings us the biggest fumble in abduction history - the story of the Chowchilla kidnapping.We also find out why Jessie never made debate team, discover that every nurse is a MILF and bravely attempt ASMR whilst drunk. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie brings us the shark-infested tale of the USS Indianapolis because - and I quote - she "just loves vessels of all kinds".We also hear the problems with Coffee #1s horny hiring policy, create Cursed Indie and find out why neither of us can do kids comedy. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie brings us dangerously close to True Crime territory with the "case" of the Panama Girls.We also work out exactly what Dildo Comedy is and find out what happens when Jessie gets kidnapped. Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, head witch and Hater Of Women (tm) Jessie Nixon brings us the tale of the Twin Flame Cult (please don't sue please don't sue). We also work out who Tom would be in Twilight, meet Jessie's hotter alter ego, drink piss and start a religion.   Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie regales us with the worst cursed subject of all time, with MenuGate failing to grab Tom's attention and things devolve from there.We also see Tom abandoned on the perfect Dune riff, Jessie creates the ULTIMATE METAL SONG and we wonder whether even to post this one as we've come to refer to it as "the depressed one". Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie brings Tom disgusting brie to celebrate the life and times of the Gloucester Gimp; a true west country icon.We also have an authoritative stance on "Is Squirt Pee?" from a celebrity figure, Jessie invents a powerful new term for the female orgasm, we create the ultimate country song and we hear THE WORST POEM EVER MADE.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie harrows us all with the tale of the Radium Girls. We also begin a grand tradition showcasing Jessie's musical talent, discover Tom and Jessie's drag names, and finally work out "Is Hollister Still A Thing?"Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, we hear the worst mistake of Jessie's career thus far and her gruelling battle with addiction, and we finally find out the difference between Jail and Prison. We also drink frogspawn. Help.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show

Welcome to Serving Cursed, a cursed podcast for cursed people! This week, Jessie takes us into the world of Tarrare - the man who couldn't stop eating, Tom gets put in nonce corner and we create the first ever cursed cocktail, the aptly named Childhood Hubris.Follow us on socials to come see our lovely faces get drunker and more filled with regret:INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/servingcursedpod/TIKTOK: tiktok.com/servingcursedpodSend us Fan MailSupport the show