Settle down, it’s just society.

Thanks everyone for listening from around the globe over the last 12 months. It means the world. Get in contact via email [email protected] or messenger. I will respond.  Below are the links to the friends of the pod. https://www.alcotomic.com/  https://g.co/kgs/oVciiEq Beyond Vegas https://www.gardenworx.com.au/ https://hotham.pub/ 

I'm grumpy and tired but didn't know it till the edit.  Beyond Vegas is playing this Sunday, get to the Barwon Club for it. Keatsy explains how he keeps cool in the scorching Australian summer. Is squid games rubbish or not? Either way Keatsy will make big bucks with a rotten cookie. The Australian open is underway. Nick Kyrios likes pokemon. LA fires and the heavy loss for the heavily overfunded.

The world has come to an unfortunate end, Keatsy has received a call directly from D. Trump and his catfish skinned sidekick Elon. He's won a one way ticket to Mars to restart civilisation. What's he do? The answer will surprise some, others not so much.  There's also trains, buskers and some absolute rubbish about cricket.

Keatsy gives an in depth review on the TV series penguin and Snoop dogs new album, Missionary. We get a message that goes against the grain. Give a shout out to or friends from Alcotomic and Beyond Vegas who are playing at the Barwon club on January 19th. Links are below for both bands. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3VG6GWeTThpW9DlC0XAsqs?si=We1QOeCVTRSzY7PiQYip5A https://open.spotify.com/artist/3k0LpuHELsitJOEWA3By7U?si=KhHp9IIbSAqGVOYBWFtXGw    

We discuss all things Christmas.  Keatsy gives us a rundown of his thoughts on Christmas, he shares memories and techniques on breaking some rather devastating news on Santa Claus to the up and coming generation.  I share some stories of gifts from my Dad and explain some basic science to Keatsy. Merry Christmas, be safe and talk in the New Year. Thanks to everyone who has contributed to the show so far.

Keatsy shares his thoughts on the Good Things music festival line up. Keatsy suggests a sleep over for next years event, I lose my Train of thought and put on the spot. Keatsys Dad takes us to the beer festival and Conor McGregor has been misbehaving

If you don't wanna hear me filling in time waiting for Keatsy, skip the first 5 minutes, its utter shite. We are graced with an in depth analysis of Gladiator 2  courtesy of Keatsy. I also might have slightly cocked up the edit.   

After an awkward introduction courtesy of me, Keatsy and his troublesome coccyx joins us. He regales us with stories of when he met his partner and the wonders of parenthood.  We touch on The lion king, Spacejam and Gladiator 2 complete with a review of Spacejam. We discuss Keats beatz sales strategies and give a shout out to some prospective investors. As usual, and against my wishes we touch on sports and politics.  

Sam breathes new life into the pod by discussing with great detail the finer points of Halloween in the USA. Hans only adds to this factual masterpiece with his obvious enthusiasm for the upcoming festive period. Thanks guys for joining us it was great, hope to see you again soon. There will be changes going forward, the pod won't be as consistently as I'm time poor. Keep an eye out and please keep listening.  

Speaking with Andy about how he was quite good at Rugby and is quite good at politics. We're having a break for a few weeks.

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Saying hello, Santos neck, proper bagels, the physical equivalent to "what bitch?" doing the washing, cops and DVD's, coach vs captain, Ron Wayne and Joels white undies.  

Minimum chips and the snipers nightmare. I can run but I can"t turn. Meeting Mark "spud" Carroll and talking about Hopper and his nasty temper.  The man with the hard head and a bit more footy (football for those overseas) Uncle Sack and the Hebrew misunderstanding. We have a live drama unfold live on air, the beard hair nest. The rest is politics  Like, subscribe share and get in contact on [email protected] or DM

Wheres Joel? A big shout out to Alcotomic who have released another cracking single. We talk about the wind, the one legged dove, milk, dog food, the King Island Dairy and the flop of a facebook page. Get in contact with us [email protected] or DM

Joel has a day out with a strange and gross cafe experience, we are  interrupted by a phone call. Santo has a DIY go horribly wrong which gets worse with a tragic egg incident, while Joel ruins a new bathtub. Why it's important to own up to your farts and packing intestines. The bee wars have progressed to an inter-neighbourhood cold war. We're growing in the Kremlin and we need to address some minor issues from last week. Ranto and the fat Labrador. The sudanese guy and the shopping trolley and Santos dad eats cat food.  Contact us at [email protected] or DM

We are lucky enough to have the treasurer of the Geelong Rams Rugby Union Club talk to us on the eve of their second consecutive Grand Final appearance. Santo has a gripe in the cost of living and I admit I'm not an economist. We have exited the era of The Great Mouse wars and now enter The Great Bee war. We will pull together and through. All the while our Thai friends have set up an anti monkey unit. We discuss human stupidity in terms of DIY mechanics and our behaviour around the exiting E-scooters. Speaking of stupidity, Latrell Mitchell is apparently in trouble again. What are our occupational expectations and responsibilities? All this and more... Contact us on [email protected] or DM 

We talk to a friend from my old rugby club on the eve of their Grand Final clash against the Shepparton Bulls.

Santo apologises and we get a nasty email, who could it be? We've missed the Olympic boat but not all is lost, we have plenty to reflect on including Raygun and the rest on the iconic Olympians from times gone by. Santos thoughts on Olympic sports going forward. Santo finds a chainsaw and does some research on their origins. Do Moto GP riders remember what they're there for? Finals football is looming . As usual we get some stuff wrong. 

On a serious note........ Ranto and Joel makes a very serious artistic mistake. Our golden girls are really propping up the Australian olympic team while my dog had testicles that are worth 318 grams of 24 carat gold. I reckon the Kremlin is listening in, which is more than Aussie icon, Jack Karlson will be doing since he's now eating a succulent chinese meal from the great takeaway in the sky. I hate recipes and nobody wants to hear about your Grandma.  World Rugby, please listen before the game they play in heaven dies. Algerian boxers, insane high jumpers and something about finishing before they leave. do get in contact by any means possible [email protected]

You're all bloody lucky aren't you!!!!

Santo has had a week off and I decide to kick on without him.  We are instead joined by Clinton "3 sheds" Taylor and discuss such pressing topics as his face vs chicken wire, Californian burritos, tours that are crap and ancient underwater statues.  I forget McDonalds and we decide to do a deep dive into pickling Bonnito (Sarda Australis). Smoked kippers bring the world together.  I stole Matts Tinny while we discuss hanging the tele. Massive chats on spirit levels and torque wrenches, very insightful. We finish off with gross things at work.  Please email in to [email protected] or just DM all our american listeners please we want to hear from you especially.

Not taking Santos dietary advice causes an interesting mountain biking trip to become traumatic for some Balinese primary school children. Santo isn't a fan of Reggae. The unflattering picture and undying commitment to the community. Politics, squabbles, baristas and a painted donkey. A nespresso machine at a ferry terminal and dearest ones brain filter is a bit relaxed. Get in contact with us [email protected] or DM

The holiday gets off with a false start. We meet Hutch and have a chat about what's going on over the pond. I make a shocking admission and Santo seems to have found his kindred American spirit  in Alabama. Hardly surprising that there's a lot of Trump talk. Joel is eye witness to another person getting run over by a road going vehicle, that's the second one in a month, this time a Dutch girl. State of origin 3 and the bleak future of football. Why can two people belt the living daylights out of each other in one arena but we can't tackle at all in another. Chinese girl can't hear her boyfriend, crap television programs

We are tragically stood up by Michael DiMercurio and the audience is torn and confused. Ever wondered how many Santos there are, well you'll find out. We introduce a new section of the show......Ranto. The mouse war draws to a tragic and sad end with the introduction of chemical warfare.....speaking of wars, slap wars and how to become a world champion. I'm tired and have to do a wee.  We meet Knickers the giant dog cow, Zucchini the enormous man child playing rugby player Mr Stinky and the ring cleaning sign We finish up with donkey time and green boots and Santos favourite bringing it all into the gutter.  All that and more!  Please message or email [email protected] 

We've had to change the category of the pod. We get some emails and Santo manages to keep a lid on it. Dimitri from Any hour power joins us and regales us with a noteworthy event that brought us together during the week. It's not all real and Nephew Jacob joins us for a minute or two. July the 4th and how little we know. Where was Christopher Columbus from? Does Mum know. We finish with a heap of rambling.

As the weaponry technology is improving the great mouse war grinds on into its third week,. I meet Nev or Vic or whoever he is and commit to a long term contract. We follow up on last week's issues and I read an email with my lovely radio voice. How did it all start? Apologising to Adrian Edmondson. The high country killer is convicted and Julian Assange is back on home soil. Is that cause to celebrate? Flies in the window, The great debate between the dead bloke VS the orange bloke. Sensitive footballers, trans athletes and my neolithic head. Know your Sharons.

The great mouse battle grinds on into its second week, considering a cat. The minister of male behaviour while strippers continue being weird. People still like the pod despite others being offended, speaking of offence, my friend didn't eat a dog. Santo doesn't care, but we still consider sitting down to pee. love the emails and messages [email protected]

Big guy 152 is back while North Korea is being childish we discuss mobile phone edicate and where all the rubbish comes from. We are unoffendable and Sanmto fucks up the intro. Rude children and rude adults while Joels nasty and Stans a bastard. Birthday parties and a quality rant including allergies and shaking babies to death, there are translation breakdowns.  Love you all, please get in contact by any means [email protected]

Everything goes smoothly....again. We find out there was an unexpected visitor in my house before we bought it. Brad and Kristy's saucey doughnut eating. We go from the ocean and follow up on the Dorsal fins of Orcas to the dizzying heights of climbing Mt Everest with an erection. Bloody Kids....... and bloody Santo can't help but bring up Trump. The biggest game of the Rugby League calendar and Joels sneaky little reverse sponsorship scheme. All that and more. Keep the emails coming in [email protected].

After a slow start and a minor falling out we discover we are global. We find out that an Orca has squashed his trainer at a show and Santo has gotten into nose breathing. The high country killers trial grinds on with a far fetched version of events. Trump is in trouble and Biden is asleep, we discuss support animals and finish up with some boring car talk. Santo wont let go of the dirty little secret and will Santo be leaving the show? All this and more on settle down its just society. Keep the emails coming in [email protected]

Shout out to Shelby from Aussie Broadband. Rhino on a skateboard, while Santo gets his very own email and bell. The great energy and environmental debate kicks on, while Santo realises he is more green than most of you.  We have surpassed, probably because of arguments like Santos right to reply to the great joyful lying debacle. Santos friends nasty little secret. Keep the emails coming or DM me on any platform. [email protected]

Suffering the usual teething issues and tech problems. Joel moves in with his parents in law and the girls go away.  People want reactions, A guy drinks 22 schooners and 1 shot while there are angry orcas in Morocco's strait of Gibraltar. Cheevo is back after our surprise pub meeting to run us through 2 up and regales us with stories of his bluey. The whole thing goes to shit.....again. Email me on [email protected] or message on facebook or instagram.  

Motorcycles Vs horses. There is one lovely email and one really nasty one. The mushroom woman and the Victorian High Country nutcase is back in the news. On that note get up to the Victorian High Country, it's terrific!  Is Santo asking a question or making a statement, we'll never know. Joels moment of self reflection and his ability to back trailers in, Santo disagrees and LIES!! Joel doesn't mind graffiti and is borderline trendy so starts to question whether fashion is a statement or an impractical lifestyle. Art can be weird Please keep the emails coming in [email protected] or just message me. 

Joel swallows a dog shit covered fly. The best email to date. We sporadically welcome our second guest to go over our apparently pretty good analysis of Anzac day via the worlds worst internet connection.  We talk about Mad Simpson and his donkey, how and who fucked over Horry the wog dog and Joels lack of discipline. Don't forget, we are now on apple podcasts as well as all the other major platforms. Keep those emails trickling in [email protected]

I think I'm a bit stroppy but don't know it. We touch on reality TV...... it sucks.... Joel is accused of impersonating a police officer and then go onto being clad in lycra and the road hierarchy.  Could we have gone to the olympics? Santo shaved. Anzac day and all the wars. As usual write in to [email protected] We are now on Apple podcasts

We discuss doorless toilets and Santos old fashioned ways. Joels unique self defense mechanism.  The Paris 2024 Olympic games, The Oarsome Foursome and the performance enhancing drugs olympics.  The gym. Keep the emails coming in [email protected]

It's Joels 40th birthday so we celebrate with technical failures and  discussions of Santos pubes, Joels burnt testicles and waxy nostrils. Joel Vs the 4WD club and are we fashionistas? Unpopular brushes with D grade celebs and being 987 listeners away from being paid for this tinpot rubbish. Santo is up in arms about the structure of the AFL. All that and more. Write in with your comments to [email protected]

Santo is extremely tired which is a shame because I break the news that we are bringing people together by properly cracking the international market. We have our first email on the pod, and have received some criticism. What was the sound track to your life? Santo is anti-compost while I'm pro-compost Lucas is back to correct our religious ignorance and to put pressure on me to watch The Passion of Christ. Is it all about me? And be wary of mobs. Please write into me with comments and messages [email protected]

We've both done some research but still know little about Easter. What we do know is that Jesus had your back and rabbits are like rats and don't lay eggs. I read an odd easter story.  Who cares about the Royal photoshop job, will the royals end up as tradies and if Kate had used an obvious filter would she still be in strife? Latrell Mitchell is a menace and Paddy Dangerfield can't drink a pot of beer. I buy a house on air.  

In this episode we establish that Joel has lost his mechanical prowess and may be a lefty communist with sports induced brain damage. Santo is hit with the full brunt of the taxation department on one of many investment properties and he isn't happy about it. Santo likes Coke Zero and can still paint stuff. Together we solve the worlds problems one step at a time.

Joel's still shit at podding, we wonder if we are pro or anti Tay Tay (not that she gives a shit, but if she does please do call in). Should she dump Kelso (sic). Do you want a toilet paper shredder installed in your bathroom and should this be a place of spite? Responsible footballers....... or not. And we finish with very boring cars. 

Once again I fail at podbean and admit it's becoming a "thing". We meet lucas and discuss the monarchy and religion. I explain that I am my brain, god doesn't exist in me and that I would probably be Italian if I grew up in Santos house. 

I'm not a control freak, I played football where rabbits were introduced, Santo has lots of hats. My internet causes a drama and Santo forgets about last weeks conversation about Tay Tay. My head is neolithic and someone calls in sick while very well dressed. Should we follow curling or La crosse. These are just some of the things you'll learn about on Settle down, it's just society

The usual finger pointing at the podcast provider, then the usual admission that its me thats shit. Joel hassles a potato farmer from Devon, we feel like children and we promise once again to work "it" out. 

Santo is full of pizzaz and ready to be severe, while my lack of editing skills shine through and I don't understand podding. I try and blame this on being tired. We discuss things you should and shouldn't put in your arse while Santo deals with a bad parker.

Santo goes to the emergency room for gout, I find myself among my co workers after a concert drunk and we discuss Santos questionable views on inclusivity at sporting events.

Santo has rheumatoid arthritis, my new dog poos more than I expected and Alicia Molik is still quite attractive.