Sex and the Cidiots
by Kevin McCaffrey & Jon Daly
A "Sex And The City" podcast by two married guys, comedian Kevin McCaffrey and writer Jon Daly, who are watching the show for the very first time. Funny, revealing, often drunk, (arguably) sexy, and ready for the reboot on HBO Max: And Just Like That...
Episodes
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Girls Returns! AKA Are We Cursed or Blessed
Here's the thing -- if we cover every episode of your TV show on our podcast...it's getting rebooted. We don't make the rules, but it IS becoming a trend. First we resurrected Sex and the City into several seasons of And Just Like That (sorry!), and now, Girls is coming back, and we're here with…
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9 To 5 AKA The Dolly Tribute
(PATREON sneak peek) We're here for a happy time, for a sad reason. A modern saint, Dolly Parton, has passed, and so Kevin and Jon sat down with her film debut and had a great friggin' time. Headed by three absolute legends: Dolly, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, with just a dab of Dabney Coleman, we…
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PATREON PEEK: Heated Rivalry 1.1 Rookies AKA Do I Make You Curious
Folks, we've never gotten more direct requests to do anything than we did to go deep on the big gay hockey show, and your wishes are now our command. Let's talk Shane & Ilya's forbidden romance, hidden weiners, and butts that will make you put on your best glasses to check out. Partying Russian...
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Girls 6.10 Latching AKA Pretty F'ing Formula Fed
We began Girls six years ago with Hannah's parents telling her they were cutting her off, financially. 62 episodes later, we end with Marnie — and Hannah's mom — doing everything they can to help her (and her son, Grovey), despite everything she says or does to push them away. And you know what?…
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Girls 6.9 Goodbye Tour AKA One Last Fight In The Bathroom
Hannah's walking through a college campus away from NYC to begin the episode -- a completely new departure we haven't already experienced in an earlier season -- and it turns out she's making a play to become a college professor upstate. It's time to say goodbye to the city, take stock of what it...
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Girls 6.7 The Bounce AKA I'm As Talented As You Think You Are
Elijah fires his acting career back up hard and fast with an open call for the musical adaptation of "White Men Can't Jump," and it's everything you'd hope it would be. Meanwhile we get a haunting from boyfriend's past, as Dill is at a baby-buying scandal of a rock bottom and shows up at the door...
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From Patreon: "When Harry Met Sally" AKA Meg Ryan and the 38-Year-Old College Student - Rerelease in Honor of Rob Reiner
The very first film we covered when we expanded beyond our Sex and the Cidiots podcast was one of Rob Reiner's perfect films: "When Harry Met Sally." With Rob and his wife's tragic passing, we've been sad, and his incredible career — In addition to his tremendous reputation as an actual human…
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Girls 6.5 Gummies AKA A Pretty Bad Idea
Hannah's announcing her plans to keep the baby to her visiting, weed-gummied up Mom who reacts one way, and eventually to Elijah, who reacts a completely different way. Ray is dealing with going through Hermie's apartment and things, and it provides a useful epiphany about Marnie, whose character...
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Girls 6.3 American Bitch AKA Hannah and the Heinous Sleazebag
Matthew Rhys guest-stars as an author who has such bad luck, he just can't stop getting accused of sexual misconduct. What an unlucky guy! Hannah covered the accusations for her magazine and now goes to his house to confront him/be confronted by him face to face in this episode of Girls that's…
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Girls 6.1 All I Ever Wanted AKA Love Gives Vibes
It's time to — well, not exactly sprint, but maybe meander — into the final season of Girls! Hannah's Moth story has led to a New York Times piece which leads to a new assignment (from guest star Chelsea Peretti!) to head out to Montauk and write about a ladies surf group. She finds another…
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Girls 5.9 Love Stories AKA Tally In, Dill and Fran Out
It's the penultimate episode of the penultimate season of GIRLS! Hannah begins by breaking up with her #secretdick of a boyf for like the third episode in a row, says goodbye to a gig and a principal, and hello to old frenemy Tally (Jenny Slate) for a wild, vulnerable and at times genuinely...
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Girls 5.7 Hello Kitty AKA Bush-Flashin' Teacher
Girls has the courage to OPEN an episode with a full Basic Instinct, and boy do we mean open! The episode centers around an immersive theater experience that is the kind of thing that is a nightmare for both your podcast boys, and we get: all the Girls showing no respect whatsoever for…
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Girls 5.5 Queen For Two Days AKA Katy Perry's, Well, You Know
It's Spring Queening for Hannah and her mom, who end up diving for a sweaty lady's bits & coming to heartbreaking/real terms with her marriage (respectively), Shosh gets to tour Aidy Bryant around her new Japanese life which is a mix of a new utopia and virgin territory, and Adam and Jessa meet…
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Girls 5.3 Japan AKA Goofy Nudes
We're BACK on our Girls journey, and honestly, we've never been happier about it. This episode is an absolute breath of fresh, Eastern hemisphere air as we go to Shosh's new life in Japan, meet her work crush Yoshi, her gal pals, and the new life she's started and absolutely loving...at least…
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AJLT 3.12 Party of One AKA This Is…It?
In what we are led to believe is the very last bit of Sex and the City media ever (for now), Carrie eats at a weird Japanese restaurant, talks to Charlotte about the idea of being alone, passes out pies to everybody, and listens to some very good Barry White. Charlotte gets railed (thank GOD)…
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AJLT 3.11 Forget About The Boy AKA Am I Known For My Humor?
In the penultimate episode of the Sex and the City universe, Carrie checks in on an old Tom Wolfe saying at her old place, and considers a request for ending The Woman's loneliness with an epilogue. Miranda goes completely, narcissistically unhinged with a sneaky Thanksgiving invite, Charlotte...
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And Just Like That...It's Ending??? - EMERGENCY POD
It's the dreaded "Emergency Pod" that we never wanted to have to do, and yet can't believe we haven't done already: "And Just Like That" is coming to an end, after just two more episodes. We hopped on the mics to summarize the news, read the statements from MP King, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon,...
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AJLT 3.10 Better Than Sex AKA Fartin' At Miranda
"Noooo, Aidan don't worry about my feelings for Duncan, I'm not gonna bone him until the end of the week!" - Carrie Bradshaw, translated from last episode. Here, Carrie enjoys her "writing partner" whose notes on her work include a range of advice from "that is good" to "wow, that is good," Brady...
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AJLT 3.9 Present Tense AKA Terminally Hangry
Folks, you won't believe how many consecutive meals are made and not eaten in this episode, and the consequences are disastrous. In an episode in which the B, C, D thru Z stories shouldn't have even existed, LTW just says "Ozempic" twice, Joy reveals an incredible bit of self-centeredness upon...
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AJLT 3.8 Happily Ever After AKA Alcoholish
There's a big ol' art gallery with condom filled with a metrically measured amount of j***, there's two FULL butts, a lot of closet talk, a now ever-present Aidan staying in NYC for an undetermined amount of time in between longing sighs at his phone, an extremely horny LTW, a Lucille 2-ass...
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AJLT 3.7 They Wanna Have Fun AKA Carrie-Oke & A Farce
We start with a little bit on last week's controversy about LTW's dad repeatedly dying, and then it's on to an episode that -- sorry -- had a number of enjoyable things! There's a solid bit of farce over Charlotte's birthday party and what sad thing she's dealing with, a bunch of losers who don't...
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AJLT 3.6 Silent Mode AKA A Total Recall Situation
Aidan announces his return to town with a crash, and then breaks some other pretty shocking news to Carrie. LTW puts her phone on silent and misses the passing of her dad (RIP Billy D, who IS still alive in real life, thank God), and ends up tussling with Lucille 3 (played by the great Jennifer...
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AJLT 3.5 Under the Table AKA Nut Island
As we all know and definitely isn't something the show just jammed in there as a totally new thing out of nowhere: Carrie has a downstairs neighbor! He's a sexy, grumpy British author of questionable height who is serving so much Darcy that we couldn't help but wonder…is he a part of Carrie's...
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AJLT 3.4 Apples To Apples AKA Wild Cuntryside
Carrie's in Virginia, folks! And her (possibly Christian Scientist?) boyfriend Aidan is whimsically forcing painting and games upon his children as he tries to get them to like Carrie, and we couldn't help but wonder…where did their chemistry go? Was it lost in Aidan's constant jokes and…
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AJLT 3.3 Carrie Golightly AKA Casual Virginia Lunch
In this episode, Carrie takes a friend to Williamsburg, Virginia to have lunch with Aidan, whether or not he's actually willing to take her home! Charlotte goes out to the party, after party, and after-after party to network and up her painting-selling business while wing-womaning a friend, Harry...
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AJLT 3.2 The Rat Race AKA Thumbs Down Emoji
Hey we didn't title this episode, Aidan did! (Full recap starts at 10:30) Carrie's writing fiction that is mostly about whatever she is doing at that exact moment in real life, Charlotte & LTW are freaking out about their kids getting into Ivy League schools, Miranda gets addicted to a trashy...
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AJLT 3.1 Outlook Good AKA Nunspringa
This episode is as big as Carrie's hat, because it's the first time back with our gals in a year and a half, and there's a lot to talk about: Miranda finding God (via someone else in her bed), Charlotte's falsely accused dog, Seema setting a fire like a dope and then having an absolute...
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Girls 5.1 Wedding Day AKA As Skilled And Radical As Lucille Ball
Rememeber when Desi no-showed the big performance with Marnie? Well the show doesn't! They've made up so much that they're actually going through with the wedding in this fun episode, which brings us a great guest star in the mysteriously-aged hair & makeup pro Bridget Everett, a tense bridal…
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Girls 4.9 Daddy Issues AKA Michigan's Tops and Bottoms
It's election day for Ray, ruin someone else's good time day for Marnie (as usual), and take the gay out for a spin day for Hannah's dad, who has a nice time with Elijah. Jessa, Adam, Ace and Mimi Rose have one of the most deranged dinners we've ever seen, and we end the episode in a very…
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And Just Like That Returns! Let's Talk Trailer…
Folks, we FINALLY have the release date for And Just Like That Season 3, and it's May 19. 12 episodes dropping every Thursday. RIP Nya & Che, hello to flirty ballerinos, a million rats, "reporter" Miranda, LTW's work crush, Aidan's analog emojis, Seema's speeed dates, and Carrie's elf p0rn.…
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Girls 4.7 Ask Me My Name AKA Beaver Trap
We got SILLY with this one, folks. In this dream-like episode of Girls, Hannah becomes a teacher three minutes after thinking about it for the first time, gets asked on a date, takes him to the worst possible place you could take a first date (where your ex and his new gf are), and the night...
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Girls 4.5 Sit In AKA Showdown Over The Rando Hussy
It's time for Hannah and Adam to get real and face the relationship music in this one, as Hannah goes into a trance upon finding Mimi Rose Howard in her (former?) apartment, and all the rest of the "Girls" (plus Ray) take turns trying to soothe her, while Hannah watches Adam's new girl's pretty...
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Girls 4.3 Female Author AKA Hannah Reads The Writers For Filth
There's a "Poet Party" in this one that leads to one of the great all-time Hannah monologues as she tears apart her classmates in a really satisfying way, Marnie and Desi have a meeting with some thirsty music industry execs and then have a serious talk about their problematic secret…
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Patreon Movie Club: The Notebook AKA Let's Make The Boys Sob
Happy Valentine's Day dear listeners, and our romantic gift to you is a movie that made both ya boiz misty: The Notebook. You know it, you've felt it, you've wondered when we're supposed to know the twist of this thing, what the heck James Marsden did wrong, and if a pair of boxer shorts has ever...
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Girls 4.1 Iowa AKA The One With the Butt
In the season 4 premiere of Girls (recap stars at 9:00 minutes), a lot happens, but the ICONIC thing that happens is Desi going so far past downtown for the fellas that he has to ask for directions back up to downtown -- that's right, it's kitchen motorbuttin' time. Marnie's situationship with…
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Sex and the City 2.5 Four Women and a Funeral AKA DiCaprio Ex Machina
This re-watch comes courtesy of a Patreon request, so we're dropping it back on the main feed as a bonus. A fashionista (fashinist…sir?) funeral has Carrie thinking about who she wants to spend the rest of her life with and maybe kinda sorta reconciling with Big, Charlotte is led by a big hat…
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Girls 3.11 I Saw You AKA Hit The Bottom And Start Digging
Hannah and Adam have some tension over their new living-apart situation, and about how many bananas Adam likes in the morning, but hey: they keep banging in spite of it. Hannah takes Elijah over to finish the interview with Patti LuPone (and her husband), and finally quits GQ before doing maybe…
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Girls 3.9 Flo AKA 2 Deathly Cheese Sandwiches
Grandma Flo is in the hospital, and it's not looking good. Also not looking good: the family dynamic among Hannah's mom and her two aunts, Adam and Hannah's prospects for (real) marriage, and the meanest cousin Hannah's ever had. An episode with some heavy themes but we had a pretty nice and…
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Girls 3.7 Beach House AKA Shosh, A Cruel and Legendary Drunk
Spoiler up top: this is, in our opinion, probably the best episode of Girls we've seen yet. It rules. The four gals are all together, there's almost too many amazing lines to write down, there's realistic friend dynamics on a weekend away at Marnie's aunt's beach house, and there's a Shoshanna...
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Girls 3.5 Only Child AKA Networking At A Funeral
Welp, Mr. Pump is dead and it's time to go to the funeral and a) mourn, if you're a normal person, b) whine like a hangry toddler if you're Adam or c) network for your now dead e-book if you're Hannah. When God shuts a door on your e-book he opens a window for a real book in this case, at least...
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Girls 3.3 She Said Okay AKA Full America 1988-92
Adam's got an unwanted, surprise guest in this episod of "Girls," and it's the absolutely wild Gabby Hoffman! His disaster of a sister shows up and gets an invite to Hannah's 25th birthday party which features Hannah's parents dancing, an unwanted duet from party organizer Marnie, an awkward...
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3.1 Females Only AKA Sliding Doors, Gorilla Legs & Gumping Yourself
In the Season 3 premiere, Hannah's back on track with her both her book and Adam, and things are going great — until Natalia and Amy Schumer see the man who ghosted, and give him a hall-of-fame level smackdown at Grumpy's. Shosh is on a type-A, well-planned sexual rumspringa, Marnie is living…
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Girls 2.9 On All Fours AKA Everyone's Menty B
Well this episode was unpleasant to watch! There's an iconic musical performance at a party by Marnie, and everything else is even harder to watch, somehow — Hannah's physical self-destruction, to both butt and ear, as she flips out about her book — and Adam's really rough fall off the wagon and...
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Girls 2.7 Video Games AKA The Awful Johanssons
Hey, have you ever watched Girls and been like, "why does Jessa suck so much?" Well, wonder no longer! This episode takes a trip upstate to meet her dad (Ben Mendelsohn!) and his wife (Rosanna Arquette!!), a couple of stone cold weirdos who eat nothing but rabbit and do basically nothing. Hannah...
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Girls 2.5 One Man's Trash AKA Hannah Sous Vide
In this memorable departure of a Girls episode, it's only one "girl" — Hannah — as she follows Joshua/Josh (Patrick Wilson) home to admit she's been using his trash can, then bones him silly for two days, passes out in his fancy shower, and considers a new life for herself. It's a DIVISIVE…
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And Just Like That…Rosie O'Donnell!
New cast member alert! Rosie O'Donnell announced she will play "Mary" on the 3rd season of "And Just Like That," and we popped on to talk about that, our predictions and hopes for her character, and what we know about the next season. Join the year-round fun over on patreon.com/kevinandjon for…
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Girls 2.3 Bad Friend AKA The Case for Cocaine
Hannah gets a freelance job from everyone's favorite edgy website, JazzHate (think VICE/Buzzfeed) and decides to see what a night on cocaine is all about. Elijah joins her on her journey which they really seem to enjoy, after grabbing cocaine from Laird (the great Jon Glaser), the former junkie…
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Nya Leaves AJLT & Girls 2.1 It's About Time AKA Dumping Adam for Donald Glover
We begin with some updates from Sex and the City / And Just Like That world: Karen Pittman aka Nya Wallace has joined Che in leaving the show before season 3, leaving us only a Seema & TLDR departure from forming a little show called "Sex and The City." We also talk about the media's weird...
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Girls 1.9 Leave Me Alone AKA Everyone's Wrong
This is SO S.A.T.C., says our Shosh, as the gals go to a book release party for an annoying college friend played by Jenny Slate. Hannah's writing rival is having success which drives her crazy enough so that she takes almost the literal first step towards being a writer, and goes to a reading…
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Girls 1.7 Welcome To Bushwick AKA The Crackcident AKA Pants or No Pants
The massive controversy from this episode: was Shosh wearing pants as she ran around Bushwick…on crack?! The girls all head to the biggest warehouse party in Brooklyn, and this party? Has everything: a pack of lesbians, Charlie and Ray's suddenly successful band, the world's saddest husband…
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About this show
A "Sex And The City" podcast by two married guys, comedian Kevin McCaffrey and writer Jon Daly, who are watching the show for the very first time. Funny, revealing, often drunk, (arguably) sexy, and ready for the reboot on HBO Max: And Just Like That...
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