Sex Time

Another episode. Trudge along with us. #sexandthecity #adventuretime

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We’re back. It’s been a couple months.

You chose this.

The gals talk about how everyone on Sex and the City has to put up with a partner either expecting too much from them, or them expecting too much from their partner. But they don't even talk about it with that level of cogency! Then, on Adventure Time, we get the Ice King's origin story and see how they invent Christmas for themselves after a nuclear holocaust. 

Badge and Kells get into it and remember when we all felt like dying in 2016 and then read each other stuff about the refugee crisis and what was the point of this again?

The Dynamic Duo is back at it again with the white Vans. Badger and Kelly discuss #SexAndTheCity and #AdventureTime. What else do you want from me. 

Badger and Kelly talk in a park. And then Kelly talks to Chris (a new character!) in a car. The audio miraculously doesn’t suck.

Badger and Kelly are back at it with a fresh episode after an impromptu hiatus. Don’t worry - the technical issues are still A Thing! #sexandthecity #adventuretime #podcast

The Overwhelm Episode: Part 3

Sometimes life is hard and then you’re like, I should throw having to watch SATC on top of it all. We also watch #AdventureTime

It’s been one of those months.

The week had us... not at 100%. Thanks, democracy! We’ll be back to our normal #SexAndTheCity and #AdventureTime format next week.

We watch shows and talk about them. It’s FINE. #SexAndTheCity #AdventureTime

What do you want from us? #sexandthecity and #adventuretime is all we’ve got.

And it’s only for Emily. #SexAndTheCity #AdventureTime

#sexandthecity #podcast @sextimepod

Haha, please enjoy, Russian Bots!

The gals watch The Great British Bake Off, realize they are doing this all wrong, and Mormons interrupt

Kelly and Badger have more or less lost it. Thet watch #SexAndTheCity S02 E14 "The Fuck Buddy" and #AdventureTime S03 E01 and E02 "Conquest of Cuteness" and "Morituri Te Salutamus"

The gals watch Season 9, Episode 2 of Bake Off. It's cake week, and it's a mess. They also pick their Bake Off romantic partners, which is a good sign for who will make it to the final. #BakeOff #GBBO #GreatBritishBakeOff

Kelly and Badger go on a roadtrip! This changes the show format not a lick. #SexAndTheCity #AdventureTime

Your fav gal pals head to the Seattle area for the annual #BeatTheBlerch! It was ok! And so wet!

The girls watch Great British Bake Off and hilarity ensues

Badger muddles through a solo episode. She and Kelly did not consult on content. Fucking Trainwreck!

A weird solo show, which some people would pay a LOT to see! #SexAndTheCity #AdventureTime

Belly and Kadger have stomach bugs. Is this what you want???? Is it???!! #sexandthecity #adventuretime

Kelly and Badger do the talking about the stuff and you know how all this goes. #SexAndTheCity #AdventureTime blah Blah BLAH

1.5 White Women return to your earholes, and guess what folks, They Got Aspirations. Can't kill 'em if they got Aspirations. In what becomes obvious as a futile effort, Kelly and Badger discuss #SexAndTheCity and #AdventureTime without making this episode Too Long. See? Futile Effort. Let's talk about circumcision. Let's talk about dicks, literally and figuratively. Let's talk about death. Let's talk about the end of humanity. Let's talk about what happens when one of us is the Last One of Us. Let's talk about it all on today's episode of Sex Time.

Emily (who is very real) joins the show, and poor Badger has to endure Kelly drunk PLUS another inebriated person??! This show is a mess! We duscuss #SexAndTheCity and #AdventureTime per usual

The girls ars back on their bullshit talking about mouse death, bunions, #SexAndTheCity and #AdventureTime

I don't think anyone reads our descriptions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kelly and Badger are so tired. Join them as they ramble aimlessly about #SexAndTheCity and #AdventureTime while begging for your money.

Superfan Taylor joins us today as we barely talk about #AdventureTime and only pay lip servicd to #SexAndTheCity

Some garbage happens in #SexAndTheCity and Finn assaults forest animals on #AdventureTime on today's episode: Only You Can Prevent Fake Orgasms

It's hard to be enthusiastic about anything with all the garbage happening. Listen to this podcast. Or don't. It doesn't matter.

The world is either going to hell, or we are already here. Join us for a discussion of Sex and the City S02E02 "The Awful Truth" and Adventure Time S02E01 "It Came from the Nightosphere" and S02E02 "The Eyes"

Kelly's sick and Badger is sick and tired of the political landscape these days. Let's talk about #SexAndTheCity S02E01 and #AdventureTime episodes "Finn Meets His Hero" and "The Gut Grinder."

Well, we really did it. We endured one whole season of SATC, with 5 to go. Adventure Time is increasingly charming and fun and that's a really nice chaser for fake feminism!

It is a miracle that Badger is still watching SATC but she is. Adventure Time is an amazing palette cleanser. We explain White Feminism.

Badger and Kelly discuss how portraying a pregnancy scare without discussing the option of abortion is a FICTION. Also Adventure Time is good and funny like always but Kelly isnt, like, in LOVE with it yet.

Badger and Kelly talk some shit on the eve of Kelly finding out she has a lisp!!!

Kelzor and The Badger talk about how apparently threesomes were an Issue in the late 90s, and then Adventure Time takes a darker turn. Finally!

Badger had a tough week but she met a dog! Kelly had an easy week but that's pretty typical because she's middle class and white! Join us as we talk about #SexAndTheCity episode "The Monogamists" and #AdventureTime episodes "City of Thieves" and "The Witch's Garden."

After last week's technical dumpster fire, Badge and Kel return to form by discussing Adventure Time episodes "Wizard" and "Evicted!" as well as Sex and the City episode "Secret Sex" Additionally, we are dedicating this episode to the memory of Marceline the Guinea Pig, who graced this world wonderfully, yet left us all too quickly.

Badger and Kelly have some terrible technical difficulties which we think might make good Hashtag Content. Also, we do a very different thing this time and read each other some Sex and the City and Adventure Time fanfic. YAAY!

Kelly/Adele and Badger/Kelly talk about SatC S01 E05 and Aventure Time S01 E10 and E11 I think. Sleeping ten hours really knocked me on my ass.

Badger and whatshername talk SatC S01 E04: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys (ugh) and Aventure Time S01 E07 and E08 - Ricardio and Business Time. A cat engages in Slut Shaming or maybe he's praising a woman owning her sexuality? We'll never know. We strongly advise you to make better shoe-purchasing decisions than Carrie Bradshaw does, LBR.

Kelly and Badger discuss SaTC: Bay of Married Pigs and AT: The Enchiridion aaaaand The Jiggler. Bonus: someone put a transcript of thr SaTC episode on youtube over photos of attractive people/dance music. WHY???! https://youtu.be/tbTyysj2cgo

Badger and Kelly explore the essential questions: Are models people? Are women even people? Are sexy lil' elephants people? TW: consent and issues relating to it are briefly discussed.