PODCAST · comedy
SFTF
by Austin and David
Everything you want to know, but were too sober to ask.
Episodes
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SFTF - Oscar Previews, Snubs, and Flubs
The Shit-Faced-to-Face crew tells you all you need to know about his years Oscar picks….without having seen them! Listen in astonishment as we use our powers of divination, scrying, and lycanthropy to fill you in on the plots of the Best Picture Nominees. No regular spoilers…though our…
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SFTF - Cutthroat Island
“I’ve got your balls.” the immortal line from the film that nearly derailed the career of Gina Davis and did bankrupt a studio. It’s Cutthroat Island, the high adventure of swashes buckled and treasure….suckled…? This episode features Alex Austin Marisa and David Our theme music is Pretend by...
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SFTF - Mario
It’s-a me, and I’m-a drunk. How did this red hatted, be-overalled Italian stallion find his way into our pipes, our princesses, and our hearts? Join the Shit-Faced-to-Face crew and special guest Baloo to find out. Also….the Mario genocide connection you’ve all been clamoring for. This shining...
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SFTF - Paramedics
You slip in the shower or fall down the stairs….who shows up to help? Paramedics, the folks that rush to save lives and maybe squirt people with juice. Check out the stories of our buddy Mike from his days as a paramedic. This episode features Our guest Mike, Austin and David and our second half...
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Wonder Woman 1975
Can you even handle the Carter? As Wonder Woman 1984 comes out and celebrates the most wonderful woman of the Regan years, lets check in on the most wonderful woman of the Ford years. David and Marisa try to explain the plot of the 1975 pilot of Wonder Woman staring Linda Carter. As always our...
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SFTF - Christmas Special: Santa Buddies
There’s nothing in the Bible that says Santa doesn’t have a dog! Join us on a delightful romp through the Christmas classic, Santa Buddies. Special Guests could include Christopher Lloyd, George Wendt, and a posthumous Tom Bosely. This episode of SFTF features: Alex Austin David Marisa Our theme...
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SFTF - Sugaring
Like so many words in the English language, sugaring is one with several meanings. Come and explore the sweet, sweet world of the many meanings of sugaring. Thanks to our guests: Erica Marisa Amanda Music for this episode is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa
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SFTF Standup Comedy Special
Welcome to our brand new SFTF Comedy Club. Joining us for his SFTF Comedy debut is Austin. Music for this episode includes as always Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa
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SFTF Quarantine Stories: Parties
Parties Remember those? Fun times where people got together in large groups, and made merry? You remember how sometimes it would get weird or out of hand….well, the Shit Face-to-Face crew brings you tales of those before times. Thanks to: Marisa Austin Davide Salvation Mercy Alex and Malyssa...
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Passover
Hop in your Way Back Machine as the Shit-Faced-to-Face gang learns about a holiday made famous by the Rugrats….and I guess one of the major religions of the world. This episode features: Austin David Alex Our theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa
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Booze Your Own Adventure 2: The Forbidden Castle
You said you would never return to the Cave of Time…well you’re full of shit! That bitch of a cave whirls you back to medieval England and you must solve the riddle that leads to the Forbidden Castle…but the king want’s its fortunes for himself and that fucker and his army is right behind you.…
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Quarantine Edition: Bars and Restaurants
Upset that your favorite bar or restaurant is closed, take out only, or totally different? Allow us to take you back to a simpler time when you could eat pizza, drink beer, pound shots, and have huge arguments in an Olive Garden. Thank you so much to Devon Austin Marisa David and Alex Music by...
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Quarantine Edition: Work Stories
As we all hang out and have to huff our own farts through Zoom meetings, we should remember the fact that we used to meet up and go to work. Thanks so much to: Devon Austin Marisa Mike David Alexandra Alex Farts Garfunkle Thank you so much to Malyssa Bellarosa for our theme song
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Goochbees Itchy Butt Cream
Butt too itchy? But you don’t want to lose the satisfaction of scratching? Well now there is a better way! Goochbees!
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Quarantine Edition - First Dates
Since folks are stuck inside and likely aren’t going on many dates, here are some yarns about that wonderful subject - hilarious first dates. This episode features stories from Mike Hali Marisa David Alex (girl Alex) Alex (boy Alex) and Austin Our theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarossa
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Whitman's Edible Paper
Tired of living in constant fear of having to choose between people seeing what you’re reading and eating foul tasting paper? Those days are behind you with Whitmans!
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Booze your own Adventure: The Golden Sword of Dragon Walk
Step back into the past to a time when dragons walked the earth. You find yourself possessor of the Golden Sword of Dragonwalk, and with the legendary sword comes a mission. Will you join forces with the magician Merle? Here’s an extra wrinkle…your pretty drunk. Shit-Faced-to-Face presents, Booze...
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Gargoyles
Stone by day, warriors by night, these 90s cartoon icons raised some rock hard questions about our hosts. 1994 was a year that saw a man with a goatee and a ponytail bring a bunch of monsters to life…those monsters….children watching ABC. Featuring: Austin Alex (girl Alex) Alex (boy Alex) Amanda...
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Spiro Agnew
Vice President to the stars! How is it that a man with such an incredibly sexy name could be the key to the corruption investigations that brought down an entire administration? Find out
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Mormonism
Yes we do make the obligatory underwear joke, but we also find out about what it was like growing up in the Mormon Church from our friend Scott. Special Thanks to Scott for his wisdom, and his writing the interlude. SFTF intro music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa
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Claw and Order
In the crustacean justice system, butter based offenses are considered especially heinous. Under the Sea, the dedicated detectives who investigate these fishy felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Lobster Unit. These are their stories. Image from Claw and Order of Boxi Park...
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Japanese Mythology
I’ve seen an island, but Japan…now that’s an Island(s) I’d fish for. Hear how a whole lot of gods came up with some sayings that we all use each day. Staring: Trevor Austin David Alex Marisa The music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa
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Wendy's Presents: The Feast of Legends
Presenting, Queen Wendy, first of her name, breaker of fast food chains, defender of all things fresh, never frozen. “The Clapback Queen” has been the ruler of Freshtovia since 1969, and defends the realm from the treacherous evils of those who practice the dark art of frozen beef. Her majesty...
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CARDFIGHT!! VANGUARD
Stand up you Van Lards! Andrew joins us to discuss one of the top five card games on the market, and the anime that will show you how awesome it is, and how much of a perv you are for your mermaid fetish. Plus a public service announcement from Tara Reid. You can can check out Andrew’s original...
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Where's Bobo?
Won’t you please help find Bobo? Brought to you by Scott Avery for City Commissioner
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The Mystery Method
Sure you can be yourself, or you can use, “interesting, field-tested, proven material.” Here’s how to get laid - for success. The Mystery Method is one man’s humble yet ambitious attempt to solve the greatest mystery in the universe…WOMEN. This episode features: Austin, David, Mike, Alex, Marisa,...
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Classic Commercials of a Bygone Era
While our brave boys were overseas fighting to keep America free, the radio was belting out all the hits of the big bands. Nowhere could you find better 1940s commercials than the Brookes Brothers Sock Garter Comedy Hour. Vocal talent Alex Austin
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Public Defenders
Toni Pepperoni just wanted to take a leak, now he’s accused of slapping his sausage. Who’s he gonna call? Well if it’s a public defender our friend Alex will explain what the hell that is and how the process works. This episode features: Austin, David, Alex (the boy), Alex (the girl) Theme music…
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Behind McDonaldland
What goes on behind the Golden Arches that welcome you to McDonaldland. Check out the truth!!!!
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Improv
Yes and…here we go again. We learn the true meaning of improv from our own Second City Alum Mike. This episode is of course sponsored by Thomas’s Child Funeral Clothes - Thomas’s, for the fit of a lifetime. This episode features: Austin, David, Mike, Alex Theme music includes Pretend by Malyssa...
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Message from the Municipal Pet Waste Council
A message from Dr. Bradley Briarcliffe, head of the Municipal Pet Waste Council (MPWC) has an exciting opportunity for local residents.
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Bojack Season 6
Can Bojack turn his life around? And can a role as a beloved superhero turn his career around? Music by Ises to Jah Saxophone cut by Don Goliath meet Sampson Benji
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Behind the Cookiepuss
The one illegal alien no one is willing to talk about exposed for what he really is!
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SFTF Ep 1: Dr. Strange
Check out this crazy Doc…..he’s strange. David tells Austin about Dr. Strange and Austin tries to relay this message. See how smoothly it goes.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Everything you want to know, but were too sober to ask.
HOSTED BY
Austin and David
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How many episodes does SFTF have?
SFTF currently has 35 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
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Everything you want to know, but were too sober to ask.
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SFTF is created and hosted by Austin and David.
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