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Shapes and Shadows
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Podcast by Shapes and Shadows
Episodes
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077-Compilation-04
Join me for episode 77 of Shapes and Shadows where I do the February dump and dump all over a bunch of movies. It's a mix mash of nonsense and ramblings with a lot of cursing. Lets GO!!!!!
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076-Top 10 of 2025
Lets take a look back at the top 10 stand out horror films of 2025. We'll laugh and we'll cry, we can hug each other after the episode. I love you
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075-Compilation-03: Halloween Watch List
Join me for the 2025 Halloween edition of Shapes and Shadows. We talk lots of random Halloween horror and what you should be watching during the month of October. Enjoy episode 75 and Happy Halloween!
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074-The Coffee Table-2022
Just when you thought your relationship couldnt get any worse. You argue with your wife about getting a new coffee table. She disagrees, and you look forward to the birth of your new baby, but you insist on needing this coffee table. Prepare yourselfs for a thrill ride of fun and did that just...
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073-Compilation-02 -Hard to be a Pod
The September wrap up of various movie watches for the month leading into spooky season!
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072-Compilation-01: Cry into the Void
Welcome back to the first of many compilation episodes. The first 15 mins are me crying into nothingness about the current state of podcasting. Then I wipe away the tears and quickly give multiple mini reviews for several movies I watched over the month of August. Expect change and new things for...
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071-Malabimba-1979
Take a trip to the land of Italian sleeze, where movies are made with lots of nudity and sex. A place where even the demons want to take you to bed and lay you down. Call the horny police because you'll be in for a surprise with this one. Get a drink and get some lotion, lay back and let the…
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070-Malevolence-2003
Join me for episode 70 as we talk about paying tribute to the films that came before you and just ripping off what you like. Were talking slow burns, with minmal kills and still calling it a slasher. Were talking killers with sacks on their heads and low budget goodness! All this and more on the...
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069-Shogun Assassin-1980
Join me for episode 69 where we talk classic samurai film and where the Mandalorian took the idea of walking around with your baby as you handle business. We'll talk rivers of crimson red, swords clanging, and ridiculous dubs of classic Japanese chanbara films all on the next episode of Shapes…
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068-Wrong Turn-2003
We talk the latest batch of movies I watched. We talk 2003 and the cult classic Wrong Turn where we discuss mutant inbred hillbillies and if that word is offensive to some. We talk the back woods of West Virginia and do these mountain men exist? Horror tropes of the typical teen slasher and how…
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067-Sisu-2022
Welcome back for episode 67, where we'll be talking about Finlands immortal soldier and how you dont pick on the elderly. Were talking about blood and gore, violence and a good time. Its time for Sisu!!
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066-Critters-1986
Welcome back for episode 66 of Shapes and Shadows! We'll be talking about fuzzy little space balls that'll poke your eyes out and guys with mutating faces that change on a whim. Small time farm life, and horror movies made for the family. Is it possibly gateway horror and the beautiful special fx...
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065-Morgan-2016
Welcome back for episode 65 where we'll be talking about Anya Taylor Joy, The Queens Gambit herself. Martial arts genre classification that doesnt belong. We'll discuss genetically modified humanoid beings, therapy sessions that end with silverware in your face and humanoid beings wanting to...
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064-Valentine-2001
Welcome back for another episode of Shapes and Shadows where we celebrate Valentine's day and the month of February. We'll talk about killer cherubs, loading a gun properly and all the pretty people who treated the nerdy kids in school bad that deserve to be unalive. We talk giallo vibes…
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063 - Silent Rage - 1982
Get your stretchy pants on because were going to rip off one of the greatest horror films of all time by adding in some martial arts action! We'll kick and punch our way through this nonsense of a film and watch Chuck make sweet love to a lady and then kick ass on some genetically altered Micheal...
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062 - The Blob - 1988
Episode 62 of Shapes and Shadows, we'll be talking about oopy goopy drippy beings from space. Don't let it melt your face as we talk about conspiracy theories, '80s practical fx, the tough guy who rides a motorcycle, hangs out by himself and the cool cheerleader girl who saves us all from the end...
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061 - Top Horror Of 2024
Happy New Year and welcome to episode 61 of Shapes and Shadows! I dont normally do a top 10 of the year, but let's change it up and do something different, right? This is my top 10 horror and sci-fi movies at face value for 2024. These are just my opinions, no rhyme or reason behind it. Just cool...
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060 - Color Out Of Space - 2019
Join me for episode 60 as we talk Lovecraftian cosmic horror with mutants, mayhem and Nic Cage acting like he normally does. We'll look deep into the stars and have you thinking twice before you ever drink well water or touch some random space rock. Its here, its now and it will consume you. Let…
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059-Laid to Rest-2009
Happy Halloween and welcome to episode 59 where we're talking gore heavy slashers, masks that have chrome, trench knives and partial found footage indie horror. Come dressed to impress on this next episode. Time stamps- Mini movie reviews: 3:45 Main feature review: 18:00
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058 - The Mad - 2007
Join me for episode 58 where we talk about mad cows, infected zombies, can humans get mad cow? We'll do our best to not get kuru, so go to your favorite restuarant and order a burger. Lets talk comedy horror, lets cry about the career that Billy Zane has had all on the next spine tingling…
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057 - Exists - 2014
Join me on episode 57 where we talk cryptozoological creatures of the night, more specifically Bigfoot. We talk found footage horror and all the nonsense that comes with the subgenre. Its rough around the edges but this movie will make you think twice before you film strange creatures in the…
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056 - The Trek - 2008
Episode 56 is upon us! We'll take a long Trek after surviving hurricane Milton so we can talk about terrible dialogue, mutant savages, busted nuts and boring indie horror. Grab your face and your weiner so it does'nt get ripped off while listeing to the next episode of Shapes and Shadows!
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055 - Trench 11 - 2017
Its episode 55 of Shapes and Shadows, we'll be talking about World War 1 trench fighting, German soldiers with worms in their faces, mutant tunnelers, and parasites. Are they mutants, are they zombies, are they some weird experiment gone wrong similar to this podcast. Tune in to find out from...
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054 - Friday The 13th - The Final Chapter - 1984
Welcome back to another episode of Shapes and Shadows! Today were talking 40th anniverasry of one of the greates slashers ever. Its prime mutant Jason Voorhees on a killing rampage. Were finding lost cork screws, not hunting bears, how Ted White is better than "Plain Schmodder" and your love for...
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053 - Attack The Block - 2011
Welcome back to episode 53 of Shapes and Shadows where we'll be talking about the British Alien invasion. Big gorilla wolf aliens, with beautiful glowing teeth and the loved and hated sub-genre of Kids on Bikes. We'll throw in some social commentary for good measure and laugh at it all because...
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052 - Chappie - 2015
Welcome back for episode 52! Grab your passport cause were heading over to Johburg, South Africa. Were gonna talk about Ai, sentient robots, mech design and like this podcast the one and only infamous king and queen of ZEF, Die Antwoord! Take a seat, open up your ear holes and prepare for an...
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051 - Rampage - 2009
Join me for episode 51 where we talk about one of the most hated men in cinema. He's made tons of terrible movies, the man you love to hate, Uwe Boll! We're going to talk about this controversial little gem and probably one of Bolls best films, which isnt saying much. We're talking the problems…
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050 - Robocop - 1987 - 2014
I bring you episode 50 of Shapes and Shadows where we're putting a stop to crime with our cyborg alter egos. Head on into the coed locker room, grab your weapon of choice and suit up cause its my first day and I'm driving! We'll talk metal heroes of Japan versus the metal heroes of America as…
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049 - Sunshine - 2007
Bring a beach towel and your SPF 60,000,000 because were heading into the sun on episode 49 of Shapes and Shadows. We'll talk wearing cool sunglasses, freezing in deep space, growing plants to create oxygen all while trying to keep our sanity as we drop a nuclear bomb into a dying sun all to save...
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048 - Starship Troopers - 1997
Lets all go to the lobby for episode 48 where we go full Karen and talk about our latest theater experinces and the dos and donts of going to the movies. Then on the tail end of it, i'll throw in some Starship Troopers to talk bugs, violence and all the wondeful things that Paul Verhoeven gave us...
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047 - Creep - 2004
Tune into episode 47 where we dive down into the subway systems of London. We'll get drunk, miss our train and look for the ninja turles to only find out that were locked in and there is a mutant Rat King lurking in the shadows waiting to kill us. Make an appointment sit in the chair and maybe...
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046 - Mimic - 1997
Lets leap into episode 46 where we talk about people's shoes, mimicing peoples walks with some clacking spoons. Were wearing trench coats down in the subway and hoping to talk to the mole people. If we cant guess your shoes or size we'll just call you funny shoes. We talk cockroaches and why...
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045 - Virus - 1999
Join me for episode 45 where we talk abominations of metal and flesh made by other worldy beings. We're talking biomechanical insectoid creatures fueled by stop motion and practical FX. Its horror sci-fi with Jamie Lee Curtis being angry and why this movie probably never went anywhere. So pull…
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044 - Species - 1995
First episode of the new year! Join me for episode 44 where we talk horny aliens that look like knock off xenomorphs! We're talking action horror filled with great practical FX and some not so great 90's CG that'll curl your toes and have you changing your panties in no time! You like it rough,...
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043 - Red Christmas - 2016
Join me for a special holiday episode where we talk about the other color of Christmas horror that divided audiences and made people on social media cry when it was released. Some people love it, some hate it. Reach down in your heart where the gift of episode 43 keeps on giving. Subject matter…
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042 - Yummy - 2019
Welcome back for episode 42 of Shapes and Shadows where we're going to talk about 2019's Yummy! A Shudder exclusive that features, boobs, zombies, breast reductions and lots of intestines! Practical gore galore, with gut munching madness in this fun little bloody zombie flick. Watch it with me or...
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041 - Versus - 2000
Welcome to the forest of ressurection, the 444th portal to the underworld. Continuing on the zombie series, join me as we go pick up some escaped convicts, dodge bullets, stop some undead samurai and yakuza. Make sure to bring your best matrix costumes so we can shoot the forest up and then hack...
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040 - The Dead - 2010
Lets travel to West Africa to take long walks in the desert, shoot zombies in the face, push them to the side when they get in the way and share their clothes. Then we can grab our passport as we head over to India as we do the same thing again, but with a friend. Put your sandles on because its...
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039 - Dead Snow - 2009
Join me for episode 39 as we travel to Norway to finalize our talk on Na*i zombie explotation films. We're talking zombie gold, having sex while taking a dump. We're talking green screens, practical FX, world war II. Get ready for dismemberment, decapitation and disembolwment all on the next...
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038 - ShockWaves - 77 - Zombie Lake - 81
Fresh off the heels of the last episode, welcome back for our somewhat continuing series of Der Toten Kor! Join me as we mispronounce director's names, talk low budget zombie films, the horrors of war and nudity for days. We talk naziexploitation with little to no practical FX or makeup for that...
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037 - Overlord - 2018
On the next episode of Shapes and Shadows, we'll talk world war II, experiments gone wrong, jumping out of planes to your possible death behind enemy lines. Hoping you speak the correct language when you drop down into the forest of fire below. Make sure you don't bring a camera to a gun fight…
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036 - Cube - 1997
On the next episode of Shapes and Shadows, we'll talk about surviving for more than 3 days without food and water, being a nerd and what is your purpose here. You'll want to brush up on your social skills, and your tolerance for terrible 90's CG. Here you better know how to do some algebra nd you...
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035 - Splice - 2009
On a special episode of Shapes and Shadows, we'll talk about gene splicing, your soon to be mutant daughter and the impure thoughts that you may have towards her. Playing scrabble and choosing your words wisely as not to offend anyone. The legalities of euthanasia, incest, meatwads imprinting as...
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034 - Underwater - 2020
Bring an extra pair of underwear for this next episode of Shapes and Shadows as we pee in the ocean and dive down into the deepest depths of the ocean. We talk about the Mariana trench, imploding versus exploding, my love and your hate for Kristen Stewart and the Twilight series. We're walking...
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033 - Swamp Thing - 1982
Join me for episode 33 of Shapes and Shadows where we talk about the mislabeling of snakes, how beautiful the swamp actually is, splicing animal and plant DNA so we can stop world hunger. Were talking man in a rubber suit shenanigans and Adrienne Barbeau's jugs. What happens to plants when they...
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032 - Dark Skies - 2013
Join me on episode 32 of Shapes and Shadows where i rant and rave about the greys, weird disturbances in the Earth's electromagentic field, why you keep scratching behind your ear and your random nose bleeds are probably because you've been visited. Remember all your base are belong to us! Leave…
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031 - Clown - 2014
Join me for episode 31, where I talk about clowns, clown folklore, dispatching kids, ending the dog, how to take off your red nose when it's time to bang your wife and how not to slice your wrist if you need to undress yourself.
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030 - District 9 - 2009
Join me for another episode of Shapes and Shadows where we talk about aliens that aren't welcome, politics that shouldn't be talked about, wanna be The Office mocumentaries to the Halo movie that never came to be and the magical black goo that Christopher Johnson needs to save his people and...
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029 - Ninja III - The Domination - 1984
Join me for episode 29 of Shapes and Shadows where I discuss Ninja III-The Domination. I rant incoherently about ninjas, nonsense, aerobics, smoke bombs, small tits and my love for them and all kinds of Asian stereotypes that the 80s seemed to love.
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028 - Under The Skin - 2013
Join me for another episode as we talk about 2013's Under the Skin. An interesting and divisive movie to a lot of people. Its arthouse film making at its best. We get weird visuals, little dialogue and me talking a bunch of nonsense about such a film. Its A24, so bring your brain to the party and...
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