Sharks Across Hollywood

It's Japanese horror time for this year's Sharks Across Tokyo. We start the month with the spooky classic that ushered in a new era of Hollywood stealing shit because coming up with original ideas is hard. patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This movie is TOO EXTREME! And us two RADICAL dipshits are the only ones who can do it justice! We all know that's not actually true, but we're funny and we need attention so listen to us talk about it anyways. patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

In this episode we talk about the not quite violent enough but still pretty awesome OG Mortal Kombat from Paul - Pre W.S. - Anderson. patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Agador Spartacus would maybe sort of approve of this podcast. patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

If your Christmas is missing some good old fashioned problematic romance then this is the movie for you. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's Christmas and to get your holiday off to the most perfect start we decided to watch a movie full of murder and mayhem where the only thing to die on screen is a FUCKING DOG. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

No words can describe this movie except the 40 minutes worth in this episode. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

We've made it to the third franchise staller in this franchise that just won't die no matter how many times they try and kill it. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Anthologies make Andrew uncomfortable. The Rev has a crush on Leslie Nielsen or something. Also Halloween Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

We're going back to Canada for this one. Which is where we all wanna be really. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's October so it's time to get scared. Or in this case, spooked slightly because this is kids' movie! Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

What's wrong with being sexy? Nothing! What's wrong with This Is Spinal Tap? Also nothing! Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

We're not super heroes or from New Jersey but we are hideously deformed. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

It's the best idea that we could come up with for an American show that we actually wanted to watch that came close to what our idea of Anime actually is. So shut up and enjoy it! We did. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

The editing is a little better this week so enjoy that shit while it lasts because Andrew will find a way to fuck it all up again.  Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's the first week of Sharks Across Tokyo and after however many years Andrew still hasn't figured out how to make this shit sound good. Good thing these two idiots are kinda funny Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This is the year we end our Sharknado journey with the very totally true and not made up at all story of the ORIGINAL Sharknado film. Come and listen to us talk about this crazy nonsense while you ignore all the weird background noise and Andrew's complete lack of understanding how the noise gate works. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This episode is a lot like this movie. It's pretty good but not as good as the previous entry.  Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

This week we talk about the classic early 90s martial arts coming of age movie where a kid with obvious crippling mental health issues is told that everything will be all good if he learns to use nunchucks. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Insert witty jokes about Jennifer Aniston and pots of gold... Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Seriously...if you give us your heart you'll get more than a pen. If ya know what I mean! I'm pretty sure that's a penis joke. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's happened at least 104 times before, but this time my dog was actually in the room with us. You can hear his little claws clacking on the floor and his ears flapping all over the place while you also listen to us talk about this 90s classic starring Bill Murray and And Macdowell...Again Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag https://www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Well-its-Groundhog-Day-again-by-McPod/113339950.LVTDI    

If The Rev had a ninja name it would be WAB. Wet Ass Blanket. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Christmas is always better with a murderous robot Santa Clause. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This one is a doozy everybody! A sea of virgins trying to get the high score on Donkey Kong and other classic arcade games. Throw in some bad music, hot sauce and some light child abuse and you've got yourself a recipe for a good time! Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Halloween ain't over until the fat dudes talk about a Halloween movie! So I guess it's over...but listen to this anyways Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's still Halloween in the Shark Pod and this week we're talking about a cult classic that spawned an entire franchise...kind like every other New Line horror movie but still! Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Spooky Season is upon us so come and listen to Andrew and The Rev talk about this under seen soon to be cult classic.  Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

Is Heavy Metal a horror movie? That's a question we will try and fail to answer in this episode. Also there's boobs. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Life's tough when you're a mediocre straight dude who falls in love with a cool lesbian.  Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This week we get to talk ab out the movie that launched a million goths and even more dudes who thought they were being edgy by telling everyone that their name is Draven. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's the last week of this year's Sharks Across Tokyo and we're talking about ninjas, vagina snakes, and dudes with beehives in their backs! Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This week we get to talk about the best movie ever to star a zebra themed superhero.  Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

The Sharks are still over in Tokyo taking a tour of Tokusatsu! Come listen while we talk about geisha faces on the tips of super long dicks and aliens pulling weird DNA bombs out of vaginas on their necks. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's that time again where The Sharks take a trip to Japan to sample all their weird and awesome shit. Mostly just movies. Mostly Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It really is about time for us to tackle what may or may not continue to be The Last Sharknado! Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

We could say something philosophical here but there's a good chance that it would end up sounding less convincing than a Sum Dum Goy fortune cookie so just listen to us talk about The Last Dragon instead. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag

Happy Juneteenth! Unless you're the people in this movie, because they're having kind of a shitty day. Also...how the fuck do you play Spades? Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's better than you all act like it is. So suck it I guess Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

We're finally talking about the movie based on the very "true" story of Frank W. Dux. Come listen to us make fun of this maniac and ultimately come to the conclusion that we love him because he gave us this 80s classic Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

Let's go back to the Monday Night Wars when they let a random celebrity become the World Heavyweight Champion of the second biggest wrestling promotion in the country!  Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This is the first episode in our 12 month 2023 Shaw Brothers Retrospective: 12 Fingers Of Shaw. Listen to it and give us your money to hear the other 11 episodes in the series along with 2021 The 13th and 2022: A years in the Asylum. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's been 25 years since this iconic as hell movie came out and we're gonna talk about it. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's our first and probably only DCOM we're ever talking about in the SharkPod until Andrew can convince The Rev that Johnny Tsunami is even better than this one! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

This episode was recorded back in June of 2023 and we didn't release it for reasons that neither of us can remember. Here it is though! This movie is weird and worth it. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's Christmas so fuckin' Die Hard Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

On this episode we give a fair amount of shit to Stallone despite the fact that we mostly respect him for giving us one of the dumbest and best movies of the 80s. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's still Halloween over here despite the fact that Mariah Carey is all over the radio. We're scraping the bottom of the shit barrel with this one. Come suffer with us while we trudge our way through this overwrought nonsense Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag  

It's no longer Halloween but these episodes have to come out sometime so right before Thanksgiving is perfect for this horror classic. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag    

Halloween's over but fuck it! There's always time for murderous religious zealots in the SharkPod! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @thesharkpod Donate at patreon.com/sharksacrosshollywood Music by The Drag