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Shelf Criticism
by Stephen
Dive into 'Shelf Criticism' with Stephen, your cinematic archaeologist by night and a scholar by day. Each week, he explores one eclectic DVD from his vast collection, ranging from arthouse treasures to trashy delights. Join him as he dissects everything from blockbuster hits to forgotten flops—films that get the playful yet insightful critique they hardly deserve but will absolutely enjoy. Grab your popcorn and discover the gems hidden on five shelves in a living room curio cabinet. It’s time for some serious movie fun!
Episodes
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Parliament After Dark: Hooting about Slumber Party Massacre
Grab your daiquiris and power drills! the Owls are back for a night of synth-soaked screams and feminist subtext. Stephen and McKenzie turn their gaze (and talons) toward Amy Holden Jones’s The Slumber Party Massacre, the Roger Corman–produced cult classic that manages to be both sleazy and...
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Shot Callers: The Reel Lit Bracket Episode
In this special bonus edition of Reel Lit, Stephen and McKenzie hang up their close-reading glasses and lace up their high-tops for a bracket showdown of literary proportions. Eight films. Six categories. Zero chill. From Rhys-level prose to homicidal sharks and hook-handed slashers, they debate,...
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"Science, Yes, Fiction, No": Grizzly
This week on Shelf Criticism, we’re trekking deep into the wilderness to examine Grizzly (1976), a film that asks, “What if Jaws, but with a bear?” and answers with a bazooka. Yes, this unabashed Jaws ripoff swaps the ocean for a national park, a great white for a 2,000-pound prehistoric grizzly,...
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"The First Bite Draws Blood": Piranha 3D
This week on Shelf Criticism, we’re diving headfirst into Alexandre Aja’s 2010 remake of Piranha. It’s a film that combines blood-soaked carnage, 3-D spectacle, and a surprising amount of social commentary—if you know where to look. Stephen explores how Piranha 3D critiques the exploitative…
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"Men Like Us": The Baytown Outlaws
This week on Shelf Criticism, we’re tearing down the backroads of Southern-fried chaos with Barry Battles’ 2012 neo ... pseudo ... quasi-exploitation flick The Baytown Outlaws. It’s got outlaw brothers, ridiculous gangs, Billy Bob Thornton being menacing, and Eva Longoria playing against type—but...
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"Off to Slay the Dragon": Eaten Alive
In this episode of Shelf Criticism, Stephen returns to his trash cinema sweet spot as we wade through the surreal swamp of Tobe Hooper’s Eaten Alive. Crocodiles, scythes, and a cacophony of chaos await as Stephen explores this bizarre 1976 hicksploitation horror. From Judd’s motiveless madness to...
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Shelf Indulgence: 2024 in Review
As we bid farewell to 2024, join us for a cinematic celebration of the year that was! In this special year-end episode, we reflect on the best films we watched, from standout older titles on our DVD shelf to the very best of 2024. You’ll hear the inaugural Shelfies—our awards for screenplay,...
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Beside My Shelf - Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure
In this special bonus episode of Shelf Criticism, Stephen takes a harrowing journey into the ill-advised world of made-for-TV sequels with Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure. Armed with his signature wit and scholarly insights, Stephen unpacks this cinematic misstep, exploring...
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"This Orson Welles Crap": Gremlins
In the third installment of Shelf Christmas-ism, Stephen unpacks the chaotic, campy, and utterly unforgettable Gremlins (1984). From adorable Mogwai to mischievous monsters, this Joe Dante-directed classic walks the line between horror and hilarity, offering biting critiques of consumerism, nods…
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"Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins": Elf
In the second installment of Shelf Christmas-ism, Stephen dives headfirst into the sugar-coated world of Elf (2003). Does Will Ferrell’s relentless enthusiasm and Buddy’s saccharine innocence melt Stephen’s frosty exterior? (Spoiler: Nope.) Along the way, we explore forced perspective,...
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"Something Slightly Resembling Gumption": The Holiday
Welcome to Season 2 of Shelf Criticism—or should we say Shelf Christmas-ism! This month, Stephen explores the holiday films gathering dust on his DVD shelves, starting with Nancy Meyers’ The Holiday (2006). In this episode, he breaks down the film’s star-studded cast (Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz,...
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Parliament after Dark: Hooting about Zyzzyx Road
Drive down the cinematic enigma of Zyzzyx Road with Parliament After Dark! This inaugural episode of our Reel Lit/Shelf Criticism special takes a closer look at the lowest-grossing domestic film of all time, a bizarre thriller starring Katherine Heigl, Tom Sizemore, and Leo Grillo. Was it a...
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"We're in a Franchise": Scream VI
The special bonus episode of Shelf Criticism no one asked for but everyone wanted, Stephen dives into the latest installment of the Scream franchise, Scream VI. With a mix of nostalgia and critical analysis, Stephen reflects on the series' long-standing impact on his love for cinema and film...
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"All Hail the Queen": Rogue
In this latest episode of Shelf Criticism, Stephen takes us on a wild ride with Rogue (2020), the Megan Fox-led action-thriller featuring a deadly lioness and a group of mercenaries fighting for survival in the African wilderness. Does the film manage to pull off the suspense and action, or does…
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"Revelation and Revulsion": The Lords of Salem
In this episode of Shelf Criticism, we dive into Rob Zombie’s 2012 film The Lords of Salem, a surreal blend of witchcraft, nightmares, and unsettling visuals. Join us as we explore the film’s haunting atmosphere, its meticulously crafted imagery, and how it flirts with the line between…
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"Actually, I'm Just a Friar": Van Helsing
In this episode of Shelf Criticism, Stephen dives into the monster mash that is 2004’s Van Helsing. Hugh Jackman stars as the iconic monster hunter in a film packed with Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster, werewolves, and over-the-top action sequences. It’s a love letter to Universal’s classic…
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"Just Glass and Silver": Mirrors
In this episode of Shelf Criticism, Stephen goes deep into the reflections of Alexandre Aja’s Mirrors (2008). He explores how this film stacks up against Aja’s other work, what the Splat Pack brought to the horror scene, and why Mirrors is an oddball in the bunch. Stephen also shares some...
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"Relax, It's Just Urine": Orange County
Wax up your board and grab your copy of Marcus Skinner's Straight Jacket. This week, we're cruising up the PCH to Orange County. A beloved film in his cabinet, Stephen turns a critical eye to this comedy to determine whether this quotable flick holds up to academic rigor or is a throwaway flash…
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"The Water Goes Outside the Boat": Into the Blue
In this episode of Shelf Criticism, Stephen dives into the 2005 tropical thriller Into the Blue. Known for its breathtaking underwater cinematography, Jessica Alba in a bikini, and Paul Walker perpetually shirtless, the film has often been dismissed as a shallow Hollywood spectacle. But is there...
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"Taken by a Shark": Sirens
Our peerless host was, frankly, getting a little tired of having to discuss nudity and sexual content so often, but, as luck of the draw would have it, Sirens emerged from his sea of DVDs and called to him. Join him as he delves beneath the surface of this 1994 film starring Hugh Grant, Tara...
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“Immaculate Canvas”: The Break-Up
In this episode of Shelf Criticism, Stephen navigates the turbulent waters of The Break-Up, a film that tries to subvert the romantic comedy genre but ends up leaving audiences divided. Delving into its mixed critical reception, Stephen explores how the film's attempt at an "anti-romantic comedy"...
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"Happy but Restless Suburbanites": Zebra Lounge
In this episode, we'll answer that ad in the swingers' magazine and venture to the dim, gin-soaked recesses of Zebra Lounge. Join Stephen as he discusses this erotic thriller starring Kristy Swanson and Stephen Baldwin. Though by no means a good film, the viewing gives Stephen (the host, not the...
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"I Could Never Love a Baywatch Fan": Sliding Doors
In this episode of Shelf Criticism, Stephen explores the romantic comedy Sliding Doors, starring Gwyneth Paltrow. Join him as he ponders the dual timelines of Helen's life, sparked by the simple act of catching or missing a train. This film challenges the conventions of typical romantic comedies…
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"Crazy's Just a Choice": Nobel Son
Enter the stylish and slick world of Nobel Son, a film that blends dark comedy with the twisting elements of a con movie. In this episode, Stephen explores the intricate plot, the unique directorial choices, and the standout performances that make Nobel Son a hidden gem despite its mixed reviews....
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"No Ordinary Gaffe": The Hustle
Step into the dubious world of The Hustle (2000), a con movie that might just con you into watching it. Join Stephen as he explores this obscure film featuring Bobbie Phillips and Robert Wagner, where the cons outweigh the pros, and not just in the storyline.
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"I Believe in Tickle": Garden State
In this episode of Shelf Criticism, Stephen dives into Zach Braff's 2004 directorial debut, Garden State. Join him as he explores the cultural impact of the film, discusses the infamous "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" trope, and questions whether the movie is a "steaming heap of pretentious,...
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"Stolen Tea Always Tastes Better": The Red Rings of Fear
In this episode, we’re diving into the world of Italian giallo cinema with Red Rings of Fear, also known by its Italian title Enigma Rosso and an assortment of other titles depending on where you look. Despite the intriguing premise—a police inspector unraveling a mystery involving the death of a...
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“Doggie Fart Gladdens My Heart”: A Very Long Engagement
Bonjour and welcome to a very special episode of Shelf Criticism! Today, we're in the trenches with French cinema with A Very Long Engagement, directed by the brilliant Jean-Pierre Jeunet. This film, a blend of whimsical romance and the brutal realities of war, offers a unique viewing experience...
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"It's Time to Keep Your Appointment": The Wicker Man (1973)
Dive deep into the eerie and enchanting world of folk horror with this week’s episode of Shelf Criticism, where we dissect the 1973 classic, The Wicker Man. Join me, Stephen, as I explore the film's rich tapestry of sultry tunes, mysterious rituals, and the unforgettable performance by Britt...
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“Like the Maid of Dishonor”: Bridesmaids
Why let the fellows in the Frat Pack have all the fun? In this episode, we give the ladies a chance to let loose as we dive into the 2011 comedy Bridesmaids. Join us as we explore this groundbreaking film that redefined female-led comedies and brought us unforgettable characters like Annie,...
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"Attack the Wack": The Avenging Disco Godfather
Get out your boogie shoes and "put your weight on it!" Get prepared to "attack the wack!" Leave all hopes for logical plot progression and verisimilitude at the door. We're serving up the beats and the action in this 1979 Blaxploitation masterpiece.
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"Silencio": Mulholland Drive
Dive into the enigmatic world of David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive in this episode. Described as a masterful blend of psychological thriller and neo-noir, this film is an intricate tapestry of Hollywood dreams and nightmares. We peel back the layers of its complex narrative, exploring the duality of...
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"Tomato Face 54" : Pineapple Express
Kick off your journey through 'Shelf Criticism' with a dive into the haze of the classic stoner comedy, Pineapple Express. In our debut episode, Stephen breaks down the high points and the lows of this cult favorite, exploring what makes it a standout in the genre. Get ready for laughs…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Dive into 'Shelf Criticism' with Stephen, your cinematic archaeologist by night and a scholar by day. Each week, he explores one eclectic DVD from his vast collection, ranging from arthouse treasures to trashy delights. Join him as he dissects everything from blockbuster hits to forgotten flops—films that get the playful yet insightful critique they hardly deserve but will absolutely enjoy. Grab your popcorn and discover the gems hidden on five shelves in a living room curio cabinet. It’s time for some serious movie fun!
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Dive into 'Shelf Criticism' with Stephen, your cinematic archaeologist by night and a scholar by day. Each week, he explores one eclectic DVD from his vast collection, ranging from arthouse treasures to trashy delights. Join him as he dissects everything from blockbuster hits to forgotten...
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