Shell Hath No Fury 🐚

We all get what the ‘Grind’ means, but I wanted to capture the feeling. In all areas of life. Tell me if you feel the pressure building and then freeing, but only momentarily…and then beginning again, without any certainty of relief. Never Getting Enough Of What You Don’t Really WantNever get, Never Getting Enough…of what you don’t really want. Never get, Never Getting Enough…of what you don’t really want. Never get, Never Getting Enough…of what you don’t really want.While racing to hold the skyI was blinded by instant treasureReaching for the greener sideFell into egos empty pleasureNever getting, Never getting enough of what you really don’t wantOhh, ohhhNever getting enough of what you don’t really want.Never get, Never getting enough of what you don’t really wantOhhh, ohhhhhNever getting,Never getting enough of what you don’t really want.Ohhh, OhhNever Getting….Enough of what youDon’t Really waannnnnnnnnt ___BridgeI followed the shineFound memes so dismalI followed the rulesGot cut in miles of tinsel.Never gettingNever getting…..enough of what you….really don't want.NGEOWYDRW features lyrics written by Laura La Sottile, who also serves as the song’s primary composer, lead vocalist, and pianist. Laura La Sottile ©2026Director’s Cut: NGEOWYDRW This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit lauralasottile.substack.com/subscribe

WOMENWe know this. We’ve heard it all before. And yet, we must be reminded to stay vigilant for our younger sisters. Promises made for an enhancement to lead to an enchantment, often an erasure leads to a fracture. So easy to slip in the gown of distortion -to ground breaking proportions. Plus you’ll only attract the jerk that can only rob you of your best abortion, [him!]Contortion into someone else’s idea of who or what you should be. The illusion was that you would be happier if you did it their way. In forfeiting what you know is right and true for you personally, you give away your power. It is time to take it back. GLAMOUR PUSSFlash and FlareGlitter and GlowMuch too fastToo little too slowI see you are low‘Cause you think you’re a Jane doeBut that promise you seekIs a thief of your mystiqueGlamour PussGlamour PussSo you want to be newOn a trail you think is tried and trueAnd you’re puckered upBut you’ll finish runner upGlamour PussGlamour PussThis may sound cavalierBut its a tint I cannot cheer And if your dignity is smearedOh you may disappearGlamour PussGlamour PussChasing the status quoIs an avenue I knowWELLIt will always interfereWith what hold most dearYOUGlamour PussGlamour PussFlash and FlareGlitter and GlowMuch too fastToo little too slow𐃏Help your sisters with this disease called "Never Getting Enough of What You Really Don’t Want!" This brings us to introducing our next episode song from Shell Hath No Fury—a chant called "Never Getting Enough of What You Really Don't Want." “Glamour Puss” features lyrics written by Laura La Sottile, who also serves as the song’s primary composer, lead vocalist, and pianist. All Rights Reserved ✧ Copy Right 2026 Shell Hath No Fury 🐚 Musical Podcast Series I WISH I STILL HAD THAT FIGURE…OH MY WHAT A HYPOCRITE! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit lauralasottile.substack.com/subscribe

ALL this fussing, for no good how, and all necessary cussing can make a woman wild with a percussing vow!PrologueEyes follow you to the light spot jackets rustling laugh or two, a stomach knot, shoes scuffling tables clank and clot. 💨Verse 1A dark little arrangementSinging in a hollow diveManners are on the song listOn stage and in life will deprive Highlights and low lights ambience of well-spoken jive‘Cause the world doesn’t always know what to do with me.ChorusToo deep for shallow watersToo wise for surface talkToo attuned to the unseenTo keep on that walkLady- like, Lady- Like, Lady-Like ComposureVerse 2A dark little arrangementChasing the run in your stockingLegs like fancy folded napkinsDon’t come easy when the old self diesPretending to be solid not wise‘Cause the world doesn’t always what to make of me.BridgeLonging for my place to beWhen all along Mother EarthBorn, already gave me the keyBut, the world does not always know what to do with meBut, the world does not always know what to do with me.Verse 3Too deep for shallow watersToo wise for surface talkToo attuned to the unseenMisunderstood by the ones that mockLady- like, Lady- Like, Lady-Like composure.Verse 4A dark little arrangementSinging in a hollow diveKeeping my voice in the background, quietNo more guessing that lieI know the depths of my riotNo matter if the world doesn’t know what to make of me.ChorusToo deep for shallow watersToo wise for surface talkToo attuned to the unseenMisunderstood by the ones that squawkLady-like, Lady-like, Lady-like composerComposure, Composure, Composer, ComposureLady-Like, Lady-like, Lady-Like me!The traverse up to the stage, is where a strange corruption tries to bend you. A red carpet of sorts, and all the while the integrity lies within us to make that walk transformative or swamp. Life is a comedic stage in tragic stages.US women, we have a lot to CUSS ABOUT! So here we are, doing our work and still no matter how many pickets we’re still fighting our way. Slapping the hands that grope. Letting go of the rope that limits. You have your dignity, your talents, your magnificent instinct…so what is your stage? Fatal? Or Transforming? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit lauralasottile.substack.com/subscribe

Welcome!Big News: I’m taking back the mic! 🎙️🐚“Friends,I’ve been writing to you at FLYING BRA for a while now, but it’s time to add a little more noise to the revolution.I’m thrilled to announce my new podcast: SHELL HATH NO FURY🐚It’s about taking back the mic—trading passivity for active power through the things I love most: entertaining songs and stories. Think of it as dismantling the patriarchy, but with better melodies and a lot more laughs.Check out the first episode here and let’s reclaim the narrative together—one high note at a time.” (And plenty of growly lows, because being ‘ladylike’ is overrated.) It’s one woman, a mic, and a few GarageBand Loops--at least until the rest of the band catches up. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit lauralasottile.substack.com/subscribe

Hi Friends! La Sottile here…..I am taking back the mic! 🎙️From the creator of the Flying Bra newsletter comes Shell Hath No Fury- a space for reclaiming the female voice through song and stories and as much comedy as the muses will provide. Expect some laughs, some truths and a whole lot of music. Subscribe now or wherever you get your podcast. The band hasn’t caught up yet, but we’re starting anyway. Madeline is warming up on her sax right now on the bow!EPISODE ONE AIRING JULY 7th, 2026P.S. Thank You AI for allowing me to keep my girlish figure.Love LA 🩵 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit lauralasottile.substack.com/subscribe

Hi Friends! La Sottile here…..I am taking back the mic! 🎙️From the creator of the Flying Bra newsletter comes Shell Hath No Fury- a space for reclaiming the female voice through song and stories and as much comedy as the muses will provide. Expect some laughs, some truths and a whole lot of music. Subscribe now or wherever you get your podcast. The band hasn’t caught up yet, but we’re starting anyway. Madeline is warming up on her sax right now on the bow!EPISODE ONE AIRING JULY 1st, 2026P.S. Thank You AI for allowing me to keep my girlish figure.Love LA 🩵 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit lauralasottile.substack.com/subscribe