PODCAST · comedy
Shiitake with Selina
by Selina Lopez
She’s kind of funny, kind of smart, and kind of pretty. Check out this sarcastic, comedy podcast and listen to Selina talk shit about anyone and anything in a kind of funny and kind of smart way.Selina gives a real insight of the world from a glass half empty perspective. Step aside negative Nancy there’s a new pessimist in town!
Episodes
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Super-superficial
I’ve always wanted a boob job and finally got the courage to get a consult. Let’s just say I was hit with that hard truth, hard cost, and some disappointment. I guess we all can’t have perfect boobs.
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Sleeping with the Enemy
In this episode Selina goes a little crazy trying to fight off unwanted guests that keep coming up from her childhood past.
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Plastic bottle tequila
There’s a huge difference in people who drink plastic bottle tequila, glass bottle premium tequila, or don julio 1942. Which tequila group are you part of? Don’t ever settle for plastic bottle tequila, you’re better than that. Set your standards higher and your goals to don julio 1942.
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Butter at the bbq
My opinion of Instagram selfies and stolen quotes. Why you shouldn’t bring butter to a bbq. And more rants and raves and their stupid complaints.
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Kind of funny
Children have become so ungrateful and entitled. Where did manners go anyway? A kind of funny story about a public event involving rude children and well behaved lizzards.
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Matchie
What happened to my podcast? I know I’ve been away a while and he’s why. But I’m back, only when I feel like it of course.
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I am Sexist
I am sexist and so are you.
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Jim the Lizard King
The story of the real Lizard King. Jim gets captured by a sadistic human, only to be caught in the middle of some horrible experiment. While in captivity he gets a taste of the good life, and he’s showered with fake love, and fake sunshine. Meanwhile the real love and sunshine exists so close…
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Asian Nails and Tap Water
I go to the best nail salon in town only to get a less than perfect manicure. I return to work and it’s pure chaos, and people really do complain about the littlest things. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice...
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Pregnancy Sucks
The worst part of pregnancy wasn’t the labor. It was everything leading up to that. Here’s a short story about one of my favorite irritating pregnancy encounters.
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Proud Father Figure
I met my real father when I was 30. He said he didn’t want to be a dad when he had me, but he was sorry. He’s an arrogant man, and still demands my respect. But I was rude to him, and disappointed him. I hope this podcast makes up for it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way...
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Dickheads and Money
Customer service sucks! It’s the most emotionally draining job ever! Unfortunately most things have become all about customer service these days…but will we have enough employees to staff these businesses in the future?
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Season 2 Finale
I’ll tell you my favorite episodes and favorite parts about season 2. Also some of my not so favorite parts. I answer some questions listeners had and add closure to some episodes.
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Finny AF
In this episode I try to resolve my cold intolerance that I developed after dying in the titanic in a past life. I also lost a nipple and booked a trip to Finland. Maybe not in that order. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send...
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Oh Christmas tree.
I few years ago I entered a Christmas tree contest thinking I was creative and artistic. Turns out people are boring and only like traditional Christmas trees. Now each year my tree is the most hated.
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Rocky’s Horror
I decided musical theater would be the greatest outlet for me during a stressful time. I wanted the lead role, I didn’t get it. But I did find something else along the way, I found the light in the darkness of my life. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast....
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How are you?
Why do humans act so fake and why do we have such a need to pretend we’re so polite and well liked? In this episode, Selina talks shit about “polite” phrases, and why it’s so unnecessary. Selina also touches on some self care and her experience with her latest self care treatment. --- This…
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New year, new Virus
A look at 2020 and all the weird things that happened from the BLM protests to the election.
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The COV
A kind of funny kind of real outlook on the covid-19 pandemic from a nurses perspective.
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Fake Photos
More life lessons by Selina. How to play petty games with kids. Grocery store etiquette, and how to accept constructive criticism. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message
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Anger Management
Learn how to take responsibility for your actions instead of of blaming others. Follow me on my journey to make friends. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message
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A recap of season 1
A recap of season 1 and your favorite episodes. I’ll be telling all of you a little more about myself and my learning experiences in starting my own podcast, plus a very special interview with the tweedle brothers.
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Goodbye... kind of.
Season 1 finale of Shiitake with Selina. All secrets reveled about the abandoned lady’s real story and what all her friends and family have said about her and her husband.
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The Chronic 2019
So many people love weed, but I don't, I hate it. For some reason, people who love weed feel the need to try and change my opinion and validate why they should be able to smoke weed. My whole life everyone around me has had their strong views on why weed is actually a good thing. Well here are my...
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Gay THOTS
A special episode for PRIDE month dedicated to gays, hoes and of course; gay hoes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message
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Living My Best Life!
Life always will have its ups and downs, and sometimes, let's face it, we're all a little crazy. If at anytime you decide it's a good idea to have a mental break down what you should not do, is film your entire breakdown on social media for the world to see. What you should do is listen to your...
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Redemption of the Abandoned Lady
I fessed up. I finally told the abandoned lady I’ve been talking about her. I gave her a chance for redemption a chance to talk about me. This is my interview with the abandoned lady. Find out why she can’t work and why she’s abandoned by her husband.
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Naughty Shiitake
A look into the future when the sun explodes, and how I really feel about breastfeeding.
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What is Shiitake
Yes, I changed the name of my podcast. But why? Well listen to this episode and you will find the answer you’ve been searching for.
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Live, Laugh, Hate
A Shiitake favorite! Everyone has haters it’s part of life. Everyone should welcome their haters and also feel ok hating others. Embrace the hate everyone! Live, Laugh, Hate. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice...
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Just A Bartender
This episode is dedicated to all the hardworking bartenders. A view of the world from behind the bar. Learn what we have to put up with and all the ways you as the customer can make our night even worse. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast....
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Organic Hippies
Organics and Hippies have now come together, and are even more annoying than ever before. Hear me Shiitake man buns, Kombucha, and organic kids. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message:...
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The Tweedle Brothers
A Shiitake favorite. Brother in-law almost loses foot and couch. On 2 separate occasions of course! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/selina-lopez2/message
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Abandoned Lady
Typical everyday Selina gossip. An introduction to the podcast and the abandoned lady.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
She’s kind of funny, kind of smart, and kind of pretty. Check out this sarcastic, comedy podcast and listen to Selina talk shit about anyone and anything in a kind of funny and kind of smart way.Selina gives a real insight of the world from a glass half empty perspective. Step aside negative Nancy there’s a new pessimist in town!
HOSTED BY
Selina Lopez
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How many episodes does Shiitake with Selina have?
Shiitake with Selina currently has 34 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Shiitake with Selina about?
She’s kind of funny, kind of smart, and kind of pretty. Check out this sarcastic, comedy podcast and listen to Selina talk shit about anyone and anything in a kind of funny and kind of smart way.Selina gives a real insight of the world from a glass half empty perspective. Step aside negative Nancy...
How often does Shiitake with Selina release new episodes?
Shiitake with Selina has 34 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
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Who hosts Shiitake with Selina?
Shiitake with Selina is created and hosted by Selina Lopez.
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