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Shitty Mashups
by Shitty Mashups
Coming to you live from the music research facility in the center of the earth, 3 scientists cursed to live a thousand lifetimes in confinement attempt to create the worst music ever heard by the human species.
Episodes
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The Unrequited Love Challenge
Who AMONG US hasn't been in a one sided love type situation? I mean not me but like you know, like in that show Friends. That seems to kind of happen a lot. I wouldn't know, I'm about to get married to the love of my life. RIP bozos
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Falling Into Place
You're walking in a grocery store. It's crowded. As you push your way through the heaving mass of human bodies you accidentally bump into a shelf. What transpires next amazes you. The first item to fall from the safety of its shelf is a martini glass. You brace for the glass to shatter. And yet…
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The Night Drive Challenge
Nothing but you, the tunes, and the open road. An individual with a singular mission, to drive. Maybe you're driving home, maybe you can never return home again. But one thing is for absolute certain. You, just like the psychopaths that host this podcast would first pick the perfect soundtrack…
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The Antonym Challenge
It's like a opposite
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The Homonym Challenge
Cinnamon is a homonym for synonym.
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The Theme Song Challenge
Now this is a story all about how the moon got flipped turned upside down and they're hiding the truth from you you have to find the documents for project code name Moonidelphia.
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The Names of Places Challenge
Places. Pretty much as soon as you find em, you gotta name em. How else are you gonna know what they're called? Exactly. So this week the challenge is that.
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The Peaks and Valleys Challenge
You take the high road and I'll take the low road and I'll play audiosurf befooooore ya. This week the boys have to make a mashup that would make a good track for the beloved music game Audiosurf 2. Will they climb into greatness, or fall into a chasm from which they'll never crawl out? Keep an…
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The "Matter of Chance" Challenge
This week the boys reminisce about music that found its way into their lives through serendipity. Or whatever. The main takeaway is that they have to make a mashup that includes music that they didn't seek out, but has happened into their life by some mysterious means.xoxo K.R.O.G.
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The Karaoke Challenge (Encore Edition)
We didn't learn our lesson last time, so here we are singing on a podcast again. That may or may not be the reason the episode was so delayed, because one or several Ryan clones may or may not fall into an unrelenting depression every time he hears his singing voice.
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The Rhyming Challenge
Ian and Ryan, they're feeling quite blue,This week's challenge is quite a doozy, it's true,They have to make mashups with songs that rhyme,It's tough, but they'll do it, just give them some time.
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The "Your Music" Challenge
The boys are no strangers to dabbling in the DIY music scene. So take our collective hand and join us in a trip down memory lane to relive our historical attempts at creating art.
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The Muzak Challenge
Muzak. Love it or hate it, it's everywhere. Personally I love it but that's just because I get really excited about the origins of things that are mundane. A living breathing person (or an ai) spent time out of their life to create original music (or instrumental versions of popular songs) and…
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The Grower Challenge
Now look. Some songs are showers and some are growers. Just because you didn't like them the first time you heard them doesn't mean that they have nothing to offer. Give that song you don't like a few more listens and see if it doesn't win you over. You hipster.
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The *Hits Blunt* Bruuuuuuuh Challenge
So, like, have you ever tried starting up the movie Shrek at the same time as playing Pink Floyd's album Wish You Were Here? It's freakin' wild man. The way that the music and movie sync up is just insane. It's like the universe is telling us that these two things were meant to be together, ya...
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The Grocery Store Challenge
There's been a chronological glitch so if you think you've seen this post before, it's actually best for all parties involved, especially you, to pretend that you didn't. This week the boys have to bust out some grocery store jams. Often considered the worst music on the planet due to the fact…
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The Same Name Challenge
If you saw this episode called the grocery store challenge, no you didn't This is the Same Name Challenge. The boys out here making mashups with songs that have the same dang name! Also: You've been cordially invited to a series of dinners.
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The Great Shittish Mash Off
This week, the men of our company have gone astray and crossed the briny deep to fair England. Pray tell, which amongst them hath crafted a mashup so grand, it caused the king to shed a tear? And which, alas, hath created a mashup so foul, it doth make the queen turn in her grave? Stay tuned to...
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The Day of the Week Challenge
Time dilation, tape hiss, signal delay, lunar flares, etc. What time is it? What day is it? What is this?
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Sad Songs (No Waltzes)
I can't even be bothered to write the blurb tbh. Like what's the point anyway?
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Songs for a Film: The Sequel
Just when you thought it was safe to watch movies again, the boy bring back the Songs for a Film challenge! Will it be spooky and creepy because this is the halloween season? Idk like kinda I guess?
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The Love Song Challenge
Can you feel the love tonight? We sure can as we welcome the Fall season on The Moon with some tender love songs. Snuggle up next to someone warm and enjoy this festive pumpkin spice late.
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The Extreme Normie Challenge pt. 2
We dust off an old classic this week and mash up some extreme music with some normie music. All this while every aspect of Ian's life falls apart. That's right! Now it's Ian's turn for character development!
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The Ominous Challenge
So, come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab! I see you shiver with antici...
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The MUST BE NICE Challenge
Have you ever tried to do art? Have you noticed that it not only brought in zero income, but also cost QUITE A BIT? Wouldn't it be nice if you were able to pursue your creative endeavors without having to worry about making rent? or buying food? or being hounded by your parents to get a real...
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The Favorite Color Challenge
Ian is purple, Ryan is red. Who will win? Who can really say? Would purple exist without red? No. Would red exist without purple? Yes. Because you don’t need blue for red. At least with the classic color wheel who knows how CMYK works. Maybe that one requires purple. We just don’t have enough data.
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The Girl Power Challenge
We, three white men with a podcast have finally decided to give the ladies their due. You’re welcome.
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The Neo Classical Challenge
Alright it's not a challenge about neo-classical music it's just normal classical music, I just made the title that because this is the second time we've done this one. So hop on in and listen to two hip NEW classical music mashups. Mozart loved it so much he actually came back to life and did…
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The Boyband Challenge
Mashup's back ALRIGHT.This weeks you can call Shitty Mashups a sponge because thay are IN SINK. These three BOYS have turned II MEN. So don't say BYE BYE BYE. Instead come with us and SLAM DUNK DA FUNK because we would WANT IT THAT WAY. Please kill me
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The TikTok Sound Challenge
It's possibly not as cringey as it sounds. Like it or not, TikTok is what's guiding popular music right now. This week the boys pick a few sounds and try and make a mashup. You know what we do by now. Additionally, our HAM radio is fixed so this is the first episode where we listen to a...
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The A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. Challenge
H.E.T.W.T.B.H.T.M.A.M.U.S.O.B.T.M.U.O.A.O.A.W.W.W.W.W.D.O.O.M.K.A.H.N.T.S.Y.H.T.L.T.F.O.F.S
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Shane's Bachelor Party Special
There's actually no mashups this episode so if you are only here for the music go ahead and skip, but if you wanna hear the results of having all three of our original flesh bodies occupying the same general area for the first time in several years, then go ahead and boot it up. We'll have a real...
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The Anime Challenge
That's right! This is the first-ever community requested mashup challenge! Thanks for the suggestion from like, a year ago listener ChuChu. Much appreciated. While one smasher is an avid anime fan, the other is only a casual fan. And the judge has seen maybe 2 anime. How will it turn out? Tune in...
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The Discog Shakes
In the exciting sequel to Episode 2, the boys shake up their phones to get a random album from their discogs collection. But don't worry, while the challenge is recycled, the beats are fresh as hell. Could have sworn that the first time we were somewhere else but t̶̹̝̏h̶͍̫́̇a̴̹̪̝̍̂̾t̷͓͖̋̈́̚ͅ...
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The Talk Rock Challenge / The 420 Special!
Happy holidays! There aren't many holidays these boys actually celebrate, but at least 2/3 of them celebrate this one! Shane's a government employee and a good boy though so he can't. That government being the Music Research Institute. Ian and Ryan are just contractors so they can blaze it all…
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The Soul Challenge
This week the boys do their best to make soul mashups, despite being completely unqualified to do so. Is the outcome good? That's for history to decide. But given the standard for podcasts run by three white dudes... the outlook isn't great.
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The Stank Face Challenge
First, I do like this Put a look on my face like I smelled some piss Bounce to the beat till it start to hurt Then I dust all the smirk off me shirt Dip to the ground as I catch the bass Then I wipe all the sweat off me face Hop back up then I start to slide Popping my collar as I glide Then I...
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The Chill Challenge
Get a nice big cup of some sort of hot beverage, snuggle up under the covers, and get ready to have your ears tenderly kissed and whispered into by the boys. Only cozy vibes allowed here. If you have uncozy vibes I DON'T WANT IT.
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The Red Scare Challenge
Inopportune timing? Perhaps. But keep in mind there's quite a information delay between the earth and the moon so how were we supposed to know? This week the boys make tracks based around the color Red. Long time listeners might remember the Blue challenge from... idk like 4 weeks ago. This is…
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The Speedrun Challenge
The boys only had 3600 seconds to complete this open category challenge. Did they make anything good? Well, one of them did! To listen be sure to do a short backwards bunny hop in this corner on frame 8 which will instaflag the ending credits for this any% speedrun of podcasts.
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The Banana Bass Challenge
That's bass, not bass. In a throwback to the forbidden episode [Z.E.R.0.], the boys set out to make some banana bass bangers. But who's banana was a banger and who's was a bungle? That's up to Shane to decide.
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The Skipped Song Challenge
We've all been there. You're listening to an album, absolutely vibing, and then a skit track comes on. Or an instrumental interlude. And it doesn't even really fit thematically with the rest of the album. Feels like padding. Or maybe it's a perfectly good song, but a completely different mood…
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The All-Star Challenge
For the first time in history, Ryan and Ian have been mandated to use the same backing track for their mashup. I know some of you idiots out there are saying "backing track mandates are unconstitutional" but you're wrong. According to the Moon constitution, Shane can make us do whatever we want.…
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The Waveform Challenge
One of the core truths about making music is that typically you wanna hear what you're doing. But we didn't get to do that this week. Both tracks were made on mute. The results might surprise you though. Just like Beethoven, we don't need to listen to what we're doing to make masterpieces.
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The Awful Chorus Challenge
Every once in a while you find yourself grooving along to a song. Tapping your toe, snapping your fingers, and then it happens. You get to the chorus, and it just blows. Like It's REAL bad and you aren't sure what happened or how you got here but you but as you scramble to pause it you get…
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The Celebrity Crossover Challenge
Since the dawn of time humankind has operated on the assumption that if you're good at one thing, you must be good at all things. It's the reason nerds online listen to some of the absolute worst takes of all time, the reason lawyers and doctors think they're good at computers (none of them are)...
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Kind of Blue
Blue. The default favorite color for people too afraid to embrace the raw sociopathic energy of red. This week the boys had to make mashups based around the color blue, with explicit rules to NOT use Blue by Eiffel 65. Were they able to do it? Who can say.
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The Christmas Funtacular
Snow on the ground, lights on the trees, presents wrapped and stockings on the chimney. Oh what's that? We're off by like 3 weeks? Well Ian set his house on fire so... you're just gonna have to forgive us this time.
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The Video Game Challenge [REDACTED]
This feels familiar but none of us can really put our fingers on why. We're all pretty sure that we've done videogame mashups in the past but we can't seem to find any proof. Anyway, this week the boys have to make some mashups based around videogames!
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The Pandering Challenge / Our Birthday!
Can you believe we've already been doing this show for a full year? It's almost unbelievable. When we went back to count up the episodes though we noticed there's kind of an empty space that we are kind of fuzzy on. We're all pretty sure we released 4 Halloween season episodes, but we can't find...
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Coming to you live from the music research facility in the center of the earth, 3 scientists cursed to live a thousand lifetimes in confinement attempt to create the worst music ever heard by the human species.
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