Shootin Sh*t

Episodes

1. 3

   Director of Canoe slash Kayak and Where-Are-They-Now Cheer Edition

   Well it's been a (quaran)time since we last recorded but we're back with episode 27!! This week Laura tells her dirty summer camp secrets (and it has nothing to do with soviets) whilst Nic delves into the lives of our forgotten heroes: The entire cast of Cheer (remember Cheer??!!). Drink up, what...

   May 21, 2020

   51m
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   Freud's Love of Coke and Dreams and Learning about the Scare

   We are back after a long hiatus and are raring to go (not really, Laura's a bit tired). It's episode 26 and Nic tells us exactly where she's been when drunk, and introduces us to the 10g man who just wants to party (tbh, same). Laura takes us through dream psychoanalytics and whether or not her…

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   Feb 24, 2020

   53m
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   Fyre Festival's Famous Water Story and What We Would Do for A Million Dollars

   Episode 25 Laura talks about the absolute carnage that was Fyre Festival (and Andy King's ultimate team spirit), whilst Nic asks the big question "what would you do for a million dollars". Chin chin!

   Aug 9, 2019

   44m
4. Taylor Lautner's Tiny Penis and Visiting Made in Chelsea's Cocaine Rock

   Episode 24!! Nic and Laura go totally off piste in this weeks episode, giving each other topics on the spot, with no homework allowed. Our listeners' topics were 'Pros and cons of an average dick size' and 'Made in Chelsea'.... and remember, if you want to be part of our new lesbian illuminati...

   Jul 25, 2019
5. Finding the Lesbian Illuminati and One Man's Quest for the Aya-people

   It's episode 23 and this week Nic takes us on one long (and tired) trip discovering the wild world of Ayahuasca, feat. hallucinogenic cults and some reddit confessions. Laura outs the Illuminati this week, but if anyone asks... you didn't hear it from us. Ps. If you want to join our new cult just...

   Jul 19, 2019
6. Nic's Masturbation Problem and The Notches on Taylor Swift's Bedpost

   Episode 22 is here! This week Laura delves deep into random peoples' diaries on reddit and reads some saucy entries from her own sordid past whilst Nic runs through Taylor Swifts entire romantic history... we love love. Plus we're drinking nothing but water this week, stay hydrated folks.

   Jun 4, 2019
7. Hugs and Kisses From Helen and The Dildo Throwing Florida Man

   Episode 21! Nic talks texts from heaven this episode and things get a little hellish... Speaking of hellish; Laura's in Florida! She brings us tales from the real hades aka The Sunshine State! Links from Episode: Florida men:...

   Apr 25, 2019
8. Sex Unsex Murder, Mouth or bum, and Whether Satan is a Feminist

   BONUS EP. This week you get to delight yourselves with the hungover dulcet tones of Nic and Laura as they take a long drive. Turns out there's no better way to pass the time than to play the infamous car games; "Sex, Unsex, Murder" and "Mouth or Bum" in which Nic seduces Taylor Swift ONLY if they...

   Apr 18, 2019
9. Sticking Our Dicks in Stuff and the Great Mormon Rebrand

   Its episode 19 and this week Laura takes us through the dumb stuff that men did this week (feat. D. Trump, Elon Musk and Justin Bieber) and whether or not she would do them too if she were a boy... and Nic is Mormoning with the best of them. Praise be! Links from episode: Dumb stuff men have done...

   Apr 4, 2019
10. The Reasons Why Nic Isn't an Incel and the Lezzie Lizzie Borden Story

    Episode 18 and Laura teaches Nic the very obvious reasons why she is in fact NOT an Incel and Nic tackles the (sadly maybe murderous) lesbian Lizzie Borden (who is maybe not as gay as Laura would like). Grab some rouge lets get into it! Links from episode: Incels VICE news...

    Mar 28, 2019
11. The Little Rocket Man Who Doesn't Shit and The Unsolved Case of The Black Dahlia

    Episode 17 and it's Persian New year! This week Nic talks us through the real life 1984 that is North Korea, and Laura tackles the infamous and unsolved case of the murder of Elizabeth Short aka The Black Dahlia. Content warning: We do go into the graphic details of Elizabeth's murder which some...

    Mar 21, 2019
12. A Public Apology to All the People We've Made Out With and the New York City Sex Cult

    Episode 16 and Nic takes us through the 250 person strong sex cult of New York City whilst Laura gets real about body image, detailing the body positivity crusade from Jameela Jamil and the devils juice itself: flat tummy tea. Links from the episode: Jameela Jamil's I Weigh movement:...

    Mar 14, 2019
13. Kyle Jenner and Whose Gay is it Anyway

    It's episode 15 and to celebrate we have a guest.... KYLE. "You guys know the only two things that define me are pop culture and being gay" so you guessed it, the topic this week is POP CULTURE AND GAY. We discuss the Jordyn Woods v Kardashians DRAMA, our Real Housewife tag lines and quiz Nic on...

    Feb 28, 2019
14. Our Phonetic Version of Pseudoscience and a Bunch of Boohockey

    Episode 14 Nic and Laura tackle pseudoscience! Nic delves into the ancient alien theory and a whole load of skiyenkay and Laura takes on anti vaccination theory which needs a vaccine of it's own... Grab your Nudes folks, let's dig in (that's the alcohol kind to you perverts).

    Feb 21, 2019
15. Satanic Panic (!) and An Erotic Retelling of Pride and Prejudice

    We are back after a little hiatus- hello episode 13! Laura explains the Satanic Panic of the 1980s, featuring the OG underdog that is Satan himself, and Nic gets horned up on her favourite porno aka Pride and Prejudice (and may need one very long cold shower after). Disclaimer: we're drinking...

    Feb 14, 2019
16. NASA's Nights Watch, a 1975 Porno and Some Reds Under the Bed

    Episode 12 and Nic is 12/10 wasted, and what better drunken activity then to regale us with the wonders of the Flat Earth Theory (also known as the age old debate between flattards and Balltards). Plus, Laura treats us to some 1975 erotica that she found at the back of her closet and then tells...

    Nov 30, 2018

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17. Craig David's Version of Genesis and Trying to Make Boots Happen

    Happy episode 11! This week Laura falls down yet another reddit hole to research the most popular theories against Evolution (because bats amiright??)and Nic talks us through the wild ride of the life and lives of Whitey "Boots" Bulgar, a pretty serious gangster (and FBI informant). You may need…

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    Nov 22, 2018
18. The Gender Pay Gap For Dogs and Nosferatu(rn it up)

    Episode 10 and Happy Friendiversary to Laura and Nic! To celebrate Nic teaches Laura about the most prestigious dog pageant in the US- The Westminster Dog Show and my my is it a lot of pressure for those pure bloods. Laura covers the history of film and throws it back to 1918 where all the spooky...

    Nov 15, 2018
19. Into the Reddit Rabbit Hole and Two Terrible Best Friends

    Episode 9 let's bust a rhyme! Welcome to our second guest Jack! This week Laura, Nic and Jack take on the most bizarre threads on Reddit, plus Laura pits Jack and Nic against each other in the ultimate friendship quiz. The conclusion? They're both terrible friends. It's gin for the win so grab a...

    Nov 8, 2018
20. A Spooky Sound of Music Tribute and the Mysteries of the Elevator Game

    Happy Halloween everybody! This week Nic and Laura reveal their spookiest stories in between intermittent renditions of The Sound of Music... and is there anything more terrifying? Nic talks us through the mysterious case of Elisa Lam and Laura tells us her own spooky camp fire story that…

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    Nov 1, 2018
21. Elon Musk's Simulations, Hammy Coke Ring Confessions and a Whole Bunch of Happy Endings

    Epi sev coming at ya. This week Laura takes us down the dark and deep Simulation Hypothesis rabbit hole (from which you may never return) whilst Nic teaches us all about the ins and outs or insides and outsides of orgasms! Pop some bottles and join us... or don't, whatever, none of this is real...

    Oct 25, 2018
22. A Lesbian Persian Wedding and Exorcising the Meth Closet

    Welcome to episode six! This week Laura throws Nic a traditional Persian party with authentic Australian Shiraz and some fruit skin whilst Nic dives into the devilishly intriguing topic of exorcisms... Let the power of Christ compel you! Holy water at the ready folks, lets drink!

    Oct 18, 2018
23. Edible weed stuffs and a couple of handsome men with bad ideas

    This week dust off your wine glasses and settle into our unsettling episode about two sociopaths. Laura talks us through Stalin's reign of terror whilst Nic delves into the handsome and troubling Ted Bundy who murdered 35 women (feat. Ted Bundy's creepy whispered confession). Plus death row…

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    Oct 4, 2018
24. Human sausages, Fin-doms and Mr Hands the man who loved horses too much

    Its sexual fetish time! This week we have our first ever guest who's bringing a bottle of the hard stuff so be prepared for some drunken ramblings about sex. This week Nic takes on Mr Hands the man who loved horses a little too much... whilst Laura teaches us all about those weird fetishes that…

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    Oct 4, 2018
25. The Death card and lubey chairs

    We're back on meth in episode 3. This week Nic flirts with Freud, so get ready to learn about what all your sex dreams mean, plus Laura delves into the horrifying history of eugenics in the 20th century... its a doozy this week so please bring beer (for us not you).

    Sep 28, 2018
26. Boudica bitch and Meryl Streep is overrated

    Its episode 2 and despite Nic's giant rosé faux pas its a goodun! This week Laura tackles the military and throws it right back to the OG anti imperialist rebel... who was also a feminist icon, whilst Nic takes on the cheery topic of execution... glasses at the ready and lets get drunk!

    Sep 28, 2018
27. A lengthy Dolphin phase and Neil deGrasse Tyson's space baby

    Episode 1 is here! Welcome to Shootin Sh*t the weekly podcast that covers all manner of bizarrities! This week Nic talks us through her less than healthy obsession with mammals of the ocean, plus Laura cracks into the small and discreet topic of space and time itself.... so fill up your classes…

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    Sep 28, 2018