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Short King Podcast

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Alex and friends releasing their demons in the form of a podcast.

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Episodes

  1. #47 The Short Kings are Freaks

    Today's episode we talk about proper salad tossing etiquette, amongst other things.

  2. #46 Discovering hamburgers at 31

    Listen to the short kings talk about different vices

  3. #45 Prostate Exams and Scooter Gangs

    The Short Kings get together once more to discuss a bunch of absolute nonsense, enjoy!

  4. #44 Good Old-Fashioned Jam Session with the Boys - with Farmer Matt

    Today's episode is a complete shit show. The fellas have a few adult beverages, call each other some horrific names, but tell some banger stories.

  5. #43 The Greatest Siltstone Invention of All Time

    Today's episode gets all up in there, from OG adult toys to giraffe necks.

  6. #42 Short King Beer Olympics with Farmer Matt

    Today's special guest is Farmer Matt, enjoy the episode!

  7. #41 MySpace was Dope

    Today the Short Kings talk about how ahead of its time MySpace was. We also recall prank calling people with eBaum's World sound boards. If you don't listen to the full episode, may you have an itchy butthole for a week.

  8. #40 The Short Kings Start a Cult

    Today's episode touches base with all kinds of hot topics, including how likely we are to join a cult.

  9. #39 Pigeon Racing

    Today we discuss how much it would cost to be talked into working for the cartel. We also touch base on pigeon racing.

  10. #38 Strip Club Chronicles

    Take a ride through some grimy, nasty strip club stories with the short kings. From handy's to subway, we hit all the right spots in this one.

  11. #37 New Pee Technique for Men - With Derek Smith

    Today, we are joined by our rather tall king friend, Derek Smith. From religion to men wiping when they pee, we hit all the right spots with this one. Also, Raif debuts his new "trivia question of the episode" segment.

  12. #36 Who's this Epstein guy?

    Join the Short Kings (and an average height king) on a sloppy, disgusting journey through the latest release of the Epstein files. We appreciate everyone that has stuck around, more episodes coming soon sloots!

  13. #35 We are Back with Nick Raifsnider

    We are back! Join us in knocking the cobwebs off and getting back to action, we hope everyone enjoys the episode.

  14. #34 With Tyler Smith

    The short kings are finally back in action, Tyler joins the pod yet again to be scolded by Ryan. Tyler talks more nonsense, and the fellas talk about how long they would last in prison before they would lay with a man. Enjoy the episode.

  15. #33 Hood Rat Stuff with Nick Raifsnider

    On today's episode, the legend himself Nicholas Raifsnider joins the short kings for the first time, to talk about all of the ignorant stuff they have done throughout the years of knowing each other.

  16. #32 Are apple watches corny?

    Today Tyler and Covella join the short kings, Tyler voices his opinions on apple watches and Ryan verbally assaults him. Tyler tells us some more of his ridiculous stories.

  17. #31 Farmer Matt tells us a story

    On today's episode, Farmer Matt really takes the reins and leads Ryan & Alex onto a rollercoaster of emotion. The Short Kings (and Matt) indulge in a few too many drinkies and try something new, a long pod! Enjoy the episode and let us know if you like the long form or prefer the hour episodes!

  18. #30 The Butt Boys

    In today's episode, Covella, Ryan and Alex talk about booty holes and spitting in them. We also talk about five guys burgers.

  19. #29 Covella's gambling addiction & Ryan's life changes

    Today's episode is about all of the recent big changes in Ryan's life. It's also about how one small man is so addicted to sports gambling that he sells feet pics.

  20. #28 Farmer Matt's Debut!!!

    Three-time state champion pole vaulter and absolute backbone of this nation, Farmer Matt joins the podcast for the first time. Back from Vegas, the dudes are ready to get back into the swing of things baby!

  21. #27 The Cialis boys...and Reagan

    On today's episode, Bubba, Reagan, Alex & Ryan talk about cialis and erections. Ryan talks about the annoying scooter bandits at walmart. The absolute hardest we have laughed to date, enjoy the episode!

  22. #26 The Short Kings play Would You Rather

    On today's episode, Reagan asks the shawties Would You Rather questions. Listen to Reagan enjoy reading the questions more than listening to the answers. Ryan questions whether or not he could fight an orangutan that is unnecessarily armed with a sword.

  23. #25 Short Kings play answer the internet

    Today Reagan, Ryan and Alex play answer the internet, a game where you answer ridiculous questions that have been asked on the interwebs.

  24. #24 With Ryan & Reagan

    Today the homies talk about growing up in open chat lobbies. The gang talks about going ghost hunting soon. Don't worry everyone, we do touch base on the Lizzo situation.

  25. #23 The Cumback with the OG's

    We're back in action after a little break and Ryan is all sorts of backed up. Reagan makes her long awaited return, the shawtys talk about punting an attacking dog, and whether or not Ryan should get snipped!

  26. #22 With Ryan & Bubba

    The boys talk about dumb things that they've stolen for fun, and how Ryan channels his inner Sacagawea when he is drunkenly roaming the Earth.

  27. #21 Childhood Trauma and Shitty Situations

    This episode the Short Kings talk about some childhood trauma as well as the impossible battle that is bubble guts.

  28. #20 The Short Kings Get Political

    Today's episode is fueled by the freedom coursing through the Short Kings' veins. Is Mr. Biden qualified to be a Walmart greeter? Find out on this episode boi.

  29. #19 Taylor Swift is Washed - with Ryan Veliz

    On today's episode the Short Kings talk about how Miley Cyrus is far superior to Taylor Swift, and quickly pivot to what movies make them cry like little sissy princesses. Covella likes men.

  30. #18 The Taliban has drip, With Bubs and Ryan

    On today's episode Ryan and bubba stay muted for the first 5 minutes of the podcast to spice things up a bit. Bubba shows off his official shoe of the Taliban, and Ryan talks about how tragic it use to be to accidentally fart in a public bathroom as a child. Enjoy the episode baby boys & girls.

  31. #17 with Tyler, Ryan, and Covella the fearsome foursome

    On today's episode the short kings talk about everything and anything, from potentially having herpes, to our celebrity crushes. The wheels came off a little bit this week, enjoy the episode stanky peeps!

  32. #16 The hiking legend himself with Bubba & Ryan Veliz

    On today's episode Ryan's brother Bubba joins the short kings and reflects on hiking the AT from Georgia to Maine. The short fellows once again enjoyed a few adult bevies and get a little loosey goosey, enjoy the episode!

  33. #15 The Cumbug with Ryan Veliz

    On this week's episode the short kings talk about awkward moments while blowing backs out, and kissing the homies.

  34. #14 What are your pet peeves? With Ryan Veliz and Colin Covella

    On today's episode, the young lads talk about what pet peeves they have that make them want to smack dudes. They get some laughs at Covella's expense (shocker), enjoy the episode our fellow degenerates.

  35. #13 With Ryan Veliz - America, F*** YEAH

    On today's episode the boys talk about the United States, and its well-endowed military presence. Listen as they stumble their way through a semi political podcast, enjoy the episode and stay fruity baby.

  36. #12 With Ryan and Colin

    On today's episode, the boys talk about Covella's undying love of Bud Light and men, and how the Ukraine started COVID to slow the production of PS5's. Alex and Ryan explain how Resident Evil traumatized them and little white boys.

  37. #11 With Covella

    This week Ryan tells the boys he's thinking about putting a sex dungeon in his house. Alex and Ryan make fun of Covella for being underdeveloped and having a bowl cut in school, and many other things. Ryan explains why Tyler owes him $50.

  38. #10 With Tyler Smith

    Today the boys talk about life goals, and make fun of Tyler's weak sleep schedule. What it's like working in trades, how much of a scam college is for young kids, and more dumb stories from our youth

  39. #9 Getting tortured until you bus' with Ryan Veliz

    Reagan, Ryan, and Alex discuss how much it would cost to get their nipples pierced. How much torture could you handle before you spilled the beans....or semen?

  40. episode eight

    On today's "Reaganless" podcast, Alex and Ryan talk about seeing the Fast X trailer during the super bowl and how influential the Fast & Furious movies were. Why 2016 was the best year of both of our lives, RIP Harambe!!

  41. Episode Seven - Tyler Smith part two

    The boys run wild tonight, Ryan, Tyler, and Alex dive into what it's like going to prison at 19. Tyler finishes his story, the good the bad and the ugly.

  42. Episode Six

    Join us today as Alex and Ryan talk about how they're incapable of making new friends in adulthood, the cars they would get with a financial miracle, and ghosts and aliens that are watching us steadily destroy the planet.

  43. Episode Five - Tyler Smith part one

    (Part 1) On todays episode, we featured Tyler, and we started from the origin, how he met Alex and started his story of chaos. Together we went down memory lane, all the way up to the night that changed his life forever.

  44. Episode Four

    On todays episode, Alex and Ryan talk about how Mozart was one of the boys, debauchery in middle school science class, and how some prominent animals and points of history were not too long ago.

  45. Episode Three

    Today Ryan and Alex talked about the struggles that can be the sphincter, the good ol' days, to the rollercoaster that is being a parent. Join us on a wild ride that is a little slippery and full of laughs.

  46. Episode Two

    Alex and Ryan enjoy too many adult beverages as Reagan tries to babysit. The Short Kings get real on this one and talk about a variety of things, from getting your male member stomped on, to struggling in our young adult lives in college. This ones a good one, buckle up and enjoy the ride.

  47. The Pilot Episode

    Alex, Ryan, and Reagan go on a rough start to the Short King Podcast, talking about anything and anyone. Following episodes will include an introductory episode, along with varying topics afterwards. Join us on a shorter than average cast with taller than life conversations.

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Alex and friends releasing their demons in the form of a podcast.

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