Shower Party

Trying my hardest to not Segura my wife

I'll take my tea with FIVE sugars

This week on Mythbusters: Minoxidil

catch me smoking menthols in the local speedway

coming next to the white house lawn: puppet fights

The swinger men will not be able to penetrate my forcefield of pheromones.

hotwifing 70 year olds from facebook marketplace that are downsizing for hospice

Daily Punnett square check in

The Mexicans are on the corner selling me roses and HGH

Hey Mo, who's Gina?

Well I'll be danged, this place just needs a little zhuzhing!

Flip it or Frick it! Get out your white paint, Chris Israel is here to show you the steps of landlording.

Hey, look at me, I'm Italian! I don't know the alphabet without singing it, that's just being Italian!

Bad Teacher? Well how about this English, did you know Shakespeare is kinda like Tupac?

How can you not be romantic about baseball? Give me 40k and I'll do a shot for shot remake of Moneyball where Chris Pratt does nothing but poop his pants

Last 10 minutes of the pod might be some of my favorite ever. So at least watch until that starts. The beginning is an appetizer for what's to come (callbacks and such).

Looked it up, it's definitely true. HIPAA doesn't mean anything to these people.

big broad is gonna teach you the alphabet

You'll be kissing girls next to Orange Julius, with a drink full of pulp

Girlfriend simulator: you make your girlfriend do impressions that you think would be funny (e.g. icky cookie monster)

If someone wants to angel invest 40k for me to make Gremlins 3, I will gladly do so. Vin Diesel will be inspiration for at least one of the Gremlins.

A lot of girl talk and Candace Owens talk. I stand by the idea of heart attack gun resistant bras.

i have an indecent proposal for you

two hibachi chefs and a turtle walk into a bar

hot dog, get your hot dog here

sunday funnies bible

for the first 5 minutes please keep in mind brandon told me he was going to see the movie demon slayer

The State of New York vs Sean Penn (but instead of New York, pretend it's Texas so the accent makes sense)

I'm Sean Evans with Hot Ones and you're watching men cry for the first time.

Hi, I'm Ty Pennington, and this week we're helping out a family in need of a total penile makeover.

you're not a hockey player, happy. you're a g-

who controls all the kryptonite in metropolis?

the three amigos question our good buddy about the trials and tribulations of being latinx.

salt on everything bro, on food, straight from the shaker, anything for the gnarly salt life

what do you expect Robert Kraft and Bill Gates to do at a three day wedding if not pest the B-level celebs for a little bathroom time?

it's tummy time, gather your gf and say "it's tummy time"

Shout out to all the dogs in Iran that can't go for walks right now

I don’t know what to say, really. Three minutes till the biggest cum of our professional lives all goes in my butt.

Ch-ch-ch-chia! The brand new Rachel McAdams Chia Pet

the ideas and views of this podcast are a reflection of Colonel Sanders

starting prank calls at 25 years old

Fuzzy bear and his debut, informing you on the virtue of patience. And the sequel to "A Star is Born".

just two guys messing with the pool jet. platonically.

please welcome, gilbert and his grapes! with a face full of squeeze jelly, what's your secret to get the ladies?

A teen dog sneaking out at night, up to no good. Follow MTV's hit new show TEEN DOG. Followed by a 2016 episode of RIDICULOUSNESS.

craving a grand slam, forced to eat off the children's menu. the plight of me at denny's.

starring a rag-tag crew of minorities JK Rowling wants to tweet about

When everyone else is napping, someone's gotta do the dirty work.

how am I supposed to celebrate my sons 12th birthday if hooters is out of business?

welcome to fear factor: engagement edition. if your girl wants a ring, she's gotta eat 30 spiders.