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Shrimp Cocktail
by Shrimp Cocktail
A dish best served cold. A place where the shrimps discuss their lives, housewives, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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BAD APPLES- I LOVE LEWIS
Jessel was once kidnapped by a cold-hearted housewife named Sai. Jessel lived in the bottom of a ship with her husband, Lewis. Eventually, Jessel's family hired a knight named Brynn to save the couple and they immigrated to Ellis Island, New York City. Upon arrival, Jessel and Lewis were allowed…
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BAD APPLES- HIDDEN PHONE
"This is a message from Anonymous. Do you want to play a prank?" Ubah begins to panic as she notices a bear trap around her neck and Jessel beside her- tits out in the grotto. Erin appears on two monitors, red spirals on her cheeks, blowing ass on a tricycle. An x-ray of Ubah's skull is shown on...
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BAD APPLES- WET ASS BLANKET
Going through security on you way to Anguilla, Brynn is there to pat-down your dad. Jenna is told by Sai that she must remove her outerwear. Ubah smuggles her WAP past the TSA and Jessel brings her anal beads disguised as earrings. Upon arrival, Erin will be handing out wet blankets. All aboard,...
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BAD APPLES- SELF SERVING SOUP (feat. NYWANI)
This week we welcome a special guest co-host: Nywani. Ambassador to the Crustacean Nation, Nywani has recently returned from a diplomatic mission to our nation’s capital: Shediac, NB. Our ambassador met with the delegate from Mommy Nation, Sanya Richards-Ross, to sign the Seaside Convention....
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BAD APPLES- LIVE LOVE LASH
This week's mini challenge is called: Flirting with Married Men. You will compete in a sexy 80's workout-themed photoshoot with photographer Mike Ruiz. The twist? You'll be modelling with children. Whose children? We don't know... but they were cold and hungry and we found them somewhere in a…
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BAD APPLES- FLOOR WINE
"Cause tonight will be the night that I fall for you!" Jessel is at warped tour with Jeffree Star selling Jack Skeleington handbags from Hot Topic and throwing up Froot Loops. Add Jessel to your Top 8 or else she will transform into a skin walker and put you in a freezer. In order to escape the...
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BAD APPLES- CACKLING HAGS
It’s time for another Shrimp Cocktail with your favourite cackling hags: Becky and Peter. Bethenny Clause is coming to town and leaving reminisce of a seafood boil in her wake. Make sure to leave a pickle and ginger-ale out for her to eat otherwise you will be banished to the up-and-coming...
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BAD APPLES- HIDE YOUR KNIVES, HIDE YOUR KIDS
Welcome back to American Horror story: Jessel. A story of a sterile upscale apartment in NYC that is burdened with a delicate glass light fixture, a climbing wall, a white couch, and two toddlers. Jessel must keep her toddlers from interacting with anything in the apartment all while trying to…
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BAD APPLES- REVERSE COWGIRL YOUR DAD
Erin is holding the ladies hostage in her unheated home with only caviar and pringles to eat. Vailed in the darkness of night, Jenna makes a harrowing escape from the RHONY cult. Brynn brings the kengery in her floor length fur, further fueling rumours that she’s a gay man. Meanwhile, Ubah is...
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BAD APPLES - LOBSTER ROLL OF EMOTIONS
Welcome to the stage: Spit Take and Heather Grey - the hosts of the world’s most popular podcast! In this week’s cocktail the Shrimps discuss Andy Cohen’s book “Super Dad” and Elloit Page’s “Page Boy”. Also in the mix: Barbie, Oppenheimer, M3GAN, RuPaul’s Drag Race Finale, WWHL, Crappie Lake, and…
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- REUNION PT2. NAMASTE
Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 13 Episode 18 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- REUNION PT1. DOUBLE STAIRCASE
Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 13 Ep 17 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- SENTIENT HAIR
Blood may be thicker than water, but a rat king usurps this tangled mess of a nuptial. Teresa (and her hair) relish in the big day, while the dorters struggle to ensure their mother's peace. Marge has much to say but opts for an Irish goodbye instead. Just like a performer pulling a sword out of...
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- BO DIETL
All aboard the S. S. Dietl! This unsinkable ship is making its maiden voyage from Paul's Emerald Isle condo back to the prohibition era. The whiskey turns sour as Danielle drops a bombshell rumour, while Marge continues to drop low blows. These flappers are certainly not unflappable because the...
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- GROOM(ING) ZILLA
It’s the Mazzy and Cazzy show! A travelling circus act and you have front row seats; just make sure it's facing the door. Famiglia tension continues to loom like a dark cloud over New Jersey. Dolores is forced to manage her ex's feelings, while Jen is forcing Bill out of the pool house. Teresa's...
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THE TEACHES OF PEACHES- MARRIED TO THE CRISIS
The gates of Chateau Shereé are open, but all the shrimpies can see are red flags. Sanya and her personal-assistant-by-marriage are learning how to exercise boundaries, while real time exercising in Shereé’s home gym with her drunk-friend-at-the-party Courtney. Marlo’s earrings become larger by…
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- COCO'S CHATEAU
Like the ancient symbol of a snake eating its own tail, the Gorga/Guidice family is trapped in a samsara cycle of repeating trauma and pettiness. With growth comes loss, and it's no doubt that the familial ties are on the chopping block. Love therapist Olivia is doing everything in her power to...
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- SEEING SNAKES
The women are still trapped in an Irish castle, as the episode begins with yet another establishing shot we like to call “Jackie’s bukkake.” Claire, an Irish rose and honorary housewife, smells a rat … or is it a hussy? We discover Marge is an expert cock handler and Jenn Ayden is an outsider...
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FAMIGLIA FEUD-THROW ME TO THE BOOGAWOLF
Boogawho? Boogawhere? Boogawhat? Are Peter and Becky psychic or are the tropes of the Housewives going to Ireland just too predictable? Falling on cobblestone in heels, eating blood sausage, and getting ‘scourted on by Guinness foam might be just right of passage for these ladies. One might say...
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- AIR LINGUS
This is your captain speaking - Welcome aboard Aer Lingus! Upon takeoff, please ensure that your seat swing is properly fastened. In case of an emergency you will find Jackie's jean jacket under your swing. In the rare event of a bombshell revelation please remember to blame Melissa before…
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- CONVERSATING (feat. NYWANI)
Becky has lost power from Ice Storm ’98 so we’re grateful to have Nywani sub in again this week. This episode The Shrimps discuss shady new insights into pizza-gate (not that one... the New Jersey one). Teresa has a vision that doesn't include Melissa or Joe. Jenn hosts a Turkish coffee reading…
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- NONO'S PAJAMAS
The Shrimpies are still stranded on the Jersey Shore and learn the lesson that family and business don’t mix. Joe Gorga and Luis confound the audience with a pizza oven venture, while off-camera, the ghost of Nono ensures its demise. The themes of family, estranged siblings, and daddy issues...
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- SMELLY CONCH
Becky is back from vacation and ready to discuss all things sea snails. Teresa shops for uncut gems, while Jen insists that Marge uses blackmail to keep friendships. The new girls need to decide whose side they're taking in this severed friend group. The housewives flock to the Jersey Shore for...
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- I'M GETTING FED UP JUDY! (feat. NYWANI)
On this very special episode of Shrimp Cocktail we are delighted to introduce our special guest co-host NYWANI. Batter up! Dolores is hosting her annual charity baseball game on Hot-Dog Island. Frankie takes a swing and a miss at Dolores' emotions, despite her being a real catch. Will Jenn keep...
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- TRE OF LIFE
Grab your oxygen tanks because you’re about to be (unwillingly) inserted inside Teresa’s “love bubble.” No, this is NOT a metaphor - it is a literal clear inflatable plastic bubble that floats on water …hopefully. You’ll be fine ! As long as you can answer the riddle of Gabriella the Korean water...
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- THE GHOST OF GABRIELLA
The Shrimps are waking up in the morning and thinking about so many things... Specifically - the images of Frank Sr’s easter-themed photoshoot seared into our brains, being haunted by the ghost of Gabriella, and Carleton using witchcraft to control Kyle Richard’s screensaver. Also on the pod -...
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- FREE BREADSTICKS
The shrimps are testing the limits of unlimited breadsticks in this explosive episode 2 recap of RHONJ. The women label all dysfunctional behaviour as “Italian” while stretching mozzarella by the pool. Order the mutz to-go because when you're here you're family! Hosted on Acast. See...
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FAMIGLIA FEUD- FROM 80'S TO HADES
The Shrimps are back and flipping tables in the highly anticipated season 13 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The Jersey Girls are showcasing new faces and bodies but old grudges still hold strong. Will the Jersey Husband's 2023 calendar usher in the apocalypse? Get your spray tan on and…
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SHIT STORM
The ladies are still in (not) South Beach and half the cast has food poising from chicken salad sandwiches left out in the sun. Candiace’s insta rant is projected via Bluetooth for all of Santorini to hear, while Wendy circles the block waiting for her entrance cue. The rainstorm, and the ladies,...
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V FOR VALENTINA
Things are dialled up to Mama Mia! levels of chaos on the second to last instalment of The White Lotus season 2. Mia swipes Valentia's V-Card to the master suite and Ethan finally expresses an emotion. Portia trades her bucket hat for a detective cap and has to save Tanya before it’s too late.…
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PETER AIN'T SHIT
Candiace has her folded napkin triangle of sadness ready to go as we resume at (not) South Beach. Wendy is M.I.A(M.I) while the ladies eat lobster tails on a white sofa. Karen reminds us why she’s the main character, but Peter is coming for her crown. Which Peter you may ask? Listen and decide…
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THAT'S A'MAURY
The shrimpies are being swept away by some high-end gays on a luxury yacht on episode 5 of The White Lotus. A betrayed Harper smokes cigs, Lucia is scared of witches, and Mia is a little bit gay. What would the queen of Sicily do? Find out on this episode of shrimp podcast Hosted on Acast. See...
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PEENA VAGEENA
The Shrimps are going "goblin mode" for Christmas. Valentina has a girl crush on concierge Marie and Mia experiences "hard times" with the local pianist. Tanya becomes abducted but a flock of local gays. Harper gets off on withholding contraceptive and Portia gets a taste for crown jewels. So…
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DON'T START
Merry Quizmois! On this episode, the Shrimps discuss Linday Lohan's triumphant return to the silver screen with her new holiday classic. Becky revamps her war on Christmas and Peter joins us from the kid's table. Meanwhile in Miami, Candiace is physically M.I.A and Robyn hasn't sat down in weeks....
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LET'S FUN
The shrimpies are back in Sicily; high on edibles and mdma and wandering the hallways of Luigi’s haunted mansion. The girlies take a getaway and ponder gender, elephants, and fidelity, while the boys explore gender via jet-skis. The local psychic fails Tanya by telling her the truth, while Harper...
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THE (REDACTED) SESSION
Pull up in the Sri Lanka because this week The Shrimps are swimming down to Miami (but not South Beach) to recap The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 7 Episode 6. Ashley the theatre gay gets tit nipply, Wendy becomes afraid of water and Candiace still isn’t having any of it. Gizelle discloses...
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LADY LYMPH NODES
Ashley is stuck in suburbia and the mothman won’t let her escape. Robyn is running low on melatonin gummies and becomes aggressive. Gizelle is zooting with her girls left and right. Wendy’s stress causes her to become bald and stoned. Mia is given key to the city of Miami. Candiace… we’ll she…
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NO HOMO(CIDE)
Mt. Etna is ready to bust because The Shrimps are recapping S2E2 of The White Lotus. On this episode, Peter explains how he gets sexual powers and Becky goes to HR to discuss his behaviour. So light up a cig and come down to the sea... to one of those really romantic spots... to drink aperitivos...
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FORESHADOWBOUTIT
CIAO BELLAS ! Time for an Aperol Spritz while the Shrimps journey to the 'Isola Di Sicilia' for a recap of the long-awaited, highly anticipated, White Lotus season 2 premier! In this episode, Becky discovers a new doppelgbänger and Peter becomes suspicious of sweater vests. Also on the pod - the...
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SWEET BERRY POTOMAC
This week The Shrimps discuss episode 4 of the Real Housewives of Potomac, celebrity halloween costumes, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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NOT TODAY, ANKLES
This week The Shrimps discuss Episode 3 of the Real Housewives of Potomac and Becky gives us an update from Our Nation's Capital: Red Lobster! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TIKTOK FUGUE
The shrimps discuss episode 2 of the Real Housewives of Potomac, BravoCon, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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THE COOCHIE CURSE
The shrimps discuss the season 7 premier of the Real Housewives of Potomac. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TRAUMA BONDING
Becky and Peter tell you a bit about themselves and their reasons for starting the pod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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A dish best served cold. A place where the shrimps discuss their lives, housewives, and more!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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