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Sh*t Beards

by shitbeards

Improvisational comedy podcast. Hosted by Kj Gantt & Robby The Life Guard with Special Guests.

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Episodes

  1. Thinking Too Hard w. Robby The Lifeguard

    Robby The Lifeguard starts a new podcast.. again. This time watch the bald man rant about Jeffrey Dahmer and Austin infrastructure. Check out Thinking Too Hard with Robby the Lifeguard for future episodes

  2. Happy Insurrection Day!

    KJ and Robby the Lifeguard catch up with a months worth of news

  3. KJ Survived a Workplace Shooting

    KJ goes over one of the most extreme experiences a human can have

  4. Season 2 of the Sh*tbeards Podcast

    We're here. KJ is queer. Robby is probably not...yet. KJ and Robby talk about their trip to San Diego

  5. Get Ready To Eat People

    After a long long time KJ and Robby the Lifeguard discuss the oncoming civil war and if they're psychologically ready for cannabilism.

  6. Your Own Personal N-Word

    In the future, everyone will get their own N-word, not just every minority group, every single person. For example, "Bob" is the N-word for Robby the Lifeguards, etc.

  7. We Will Never Stop Doing Chinese Voices

    Kj and Robby the Lifeguard talk about white guilt, Russian troll agents, and why it's okay for white people to do asian voices. Also Robby the lifeguard says the word "like" 71 times a minute on average.

  8. Don't Defund US!

    Jamie joins the Sh*tbeards for more raging. We watch Chris D' Elia choke on his own bullshit as well as Georgeefloydssporno and do some improv sketches.

  9. A Sh*tty Podcast for Sh*tty Times

    RANT ALERT RANT ALERT. KJ and Robby the Lifeguard (mostly Robby) rage for 3 hours about current times.

  10. Remote Episode

    KJ and Robby the Lifeguard try recording remotely.

  11. !!!QUARANTINE!!!

    The End is nigh! Buy tuna and toilet paper while you still can! KJ and Robby the Lifeguard talk about the shi*tshow that is America and the world right now. Stay Safe Or Whatever!!!

  12. 2 Per Diems!

    KJ and Robby have a falling out. The Sh*tbeards may never be the same.

  13. Greasy Gumby v.s. Power Top

    We Announce the first ever Sh*tbeard Cage Fight between KJ and Robby the Lifeguard

  14. Paul Stags is a Steel Penis

    We go up to Philly to hang out and do a little improv with stand up comedian Paul Stamegna.

  15. Don't Bring A Fork Into the Pentagon.

    Robby and Kj reminisce about their holidays and their new years resolutions.

  16. Robby the Lifeguard had a bad date

    Robby the Lifeguard angrily rants like a talking chipmunk for damn near 2 hours.

  17. Another Party with Jamie

    My favorite episode so far (this is Robby). This is a long one, so if you can only listen to part, the party picks up at 1:30. If not, enjoy the show. If you like our podcast please share with others!

  18. Shut The F%@(@$K Up B&tch

    At the pure expense of their own freedom, KJ and Robby reminisce on the heinous crimes they committed together when faced with the ultimate public freakout situation; talking loudly at the movie theater.

  19. KJs Korner/Meditation with Robby

    Take a deep breath and focus on the now. Now hit the play button. Now listen to the podcast, intently focus on the words you hear. This is the next step to true enlightenment.

  20. EP11 "Eating almonds is not good podcast content."

    KJ and Robby the Lifeguard are joined by Brian, Austin and Malik as they learn a whole about each other and get very close in ways they didn't believe were possible before I'm not crying you're crying!

  21. Dr. Poppers

    KJ went to pride and had an opening experience. Eye opening. Mind opening. Anal opening. All thanks to the wonderful miracle drug that is Poppers. Happy 4th of July.

  22. Jamie Flexes on the Sh*tbeards

    Guest Jamie shows the Sbeards what the bleep is up.

  23. Brought To You By WarmPlug

    Kj and Robby the Lifeguard go to freaking space.

  24. Southern Detour

    With special guests. Billy Juggs, the infamous Stunt/Derby Car/Rock-star professional stops by the studio to promote his latest documentary. Also, a quick detour to the south. Re-visiting a dark piece of American History, along side Mr. Freeman & friends.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Improvisational comedy podcast. Hosted by Kj Gantt & Robby The Life Guard with Special Guests.

HOSTED BY

shitbeards

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How many episodes does Sh*t Beards have?

Sh*t Beards currently has 32 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Sh*t Beards about?

Improvisational comedy podcast. Hosted by Kj Gantt & Robby The Life Guard with Special Guests.

How often does Sh*t Beards release new episodes?

Sh*t Beards has 32 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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