Sh*tting With The Door Open

We read out the shortlist from this years entries into The Golden Knobs and announce the supreme winner! Plus we're taking an indefinite break, it's been a lot of fun so thanks for listening and all the support x

Harley uses a bed pan, Wade makes lasagna, and the Golden Knobs are coming! Plus we do a quiz!

Entries for the Golden Knobs 2024 are open and we are ready to receive! Also, we talk about road rage, the wasteland of Facebook, and we laugh A LOT. It's real Giggle Boys stuff. Plus we do a quiz!

We talk about cooking, yelling while the in-laws are in town and Wade eats some spicy food and tells a tale that has Harley in tears!

We talk about how getting into nature is good for the soul, wolf howl cums, and instagram comment sections. Plus we go on MANY rants and do a news quiz!

We talk about sickness and feeling flat. Plus Harley gets the worst heckle of his life and Wade's doing a charity walk!

This week we finalise the details for the Golden Knobs 2024! Get your penis pens going! Also, we talk about Harleys trip to Thailand, Wade's Birthday and Vegan Dracula. Plus we do a quiz!

We talk toasted sandwiches and vegan curries plus we make a VERY MEDIUM SIZE ANNOUNCEMENT!

We talk about horny Ferny Hills, AI sex robots, and two of the greatest movies of all time - Godfather 2 and Demolition man! Plus the world's turned to shit and we do a quiz!

We talk about kids and alcohol, taking yourself out of the moment if you're angry, dance parties, and some other stuff! Plus we do the ABC news quiz!

We talk killer whales, hacky sack, orgies for 2, and do a news quiz! Plus some other stuff!

We're talking more n̶o̶n̶sense! Opinions are like babies, the louder they are the more annoying!

We talk about moving house, skinned doodles, and take the ABC news quiz! The audio is a little glitchy! Apologies!

We talk about, prepping social media and, THE GIGGLE BOYS. Plus some other stuff!

ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED THIS PATREON ONLY EPISODE TO OUR MAIN ACCOUNT. Leaving it up because you can't stuff a sausage back in its shell. WELCOME TO OUR GIGGLE BOY ERA!

We have a lot of fun and talk a real mix of wisdom and nonsense

We talk about public toilets, using the yellow pages incorrectly, the weirdest place we've shit and some other stuff!

We're in the same room and it gets as stupid as you'd think it would. We talk April fools, Easter, the big picture and some other stuff!

We talk about injured children, Harley has a change of a parenting opinion, apologies, and feeding a hungry penis! Plus some other stuff!

We talk about social media, misinformation, frittata and some other stuff! We go on some good old fashioned rants in this one! Plus a little bonus at the end that you will NOT thanks us for!

We talk about road rage, the shame in feeling proud, and "running a marathon". Plus some other stuff!

This week we talk to comedian Russell Howard about pre-show rituals, mixing friends, and what drives us! Apologies for the lack of dick jokes in this one.

We talk about prank phone calls, regulating emotions, and have some resolution from last weeks "shituations". Plus some other stuff!

We talk shit about shit! That's pretty much the whole ep!

We talk about, Harley's solo parenting adventure, phone addiction, and being pushed over the edge! Plus some other stuff. ALL PRAISE TO THE CRAB KING!

We talk about anxiety, our dystopian new game show, one on one time with the kids, and go on a left-wing rant or three! Plus some other stuff! WE'RE BACK FOR 2024, BABY!

We're together in person! We talk about Christmas stuff, some other stuff and make some dick jokes! It's a festive treat for the ears!

We talk about Christmas prep, the village, Harley's wardrobe, and WADE IS COMING TO VISIT...not everyone though just Harley...maybe next year.

We talk about having a routine, making lists, potato salad and we address an issue from the last podcast YOU KNOW THE ONE!

We talk about consequences, rebelling against authority, and Nelly's dinner idea gets revisited!

We talk about standing in our own away, sisyphus, a wank den, and some other stuff!

We talk about resilience, "big jobs", the power of a positive attitude, and some other stuff!

We talk about social media, low ebbs and some other stuff! Enjoy in the middle where the recording freezes. I could have edited it out but now you know how the sausages are made. YOU'RE WELCOME.

We talk about dildo merch (it's not happening, perverts!), address a message about childcare from the last episode, and Harley gives Wade some beautiful life advice!

We talk about mid-life awakenings and some other stuff!

We talk about our hectic lives and some other stuff! Again we had some audio issues! This time they were Harleys fault but he's perfect so it could be all in your head xox

We talk about THE MAGICAL COMMON PLACE-NESS OF BIRTH and some other stuff!

We talk about finding our purpose and some other stuff! This one has some audio issues because one of the mics was turned up too far. Now those issues are available on your personal device and can be listened to TAX FREE, you don't have to pay extra for them. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Harley tells a CRACKING story and we also talk about some other stuff!

It's what we DON'T talk about on this one! Had some tech issues on the record. Please enjoy x

We talk about letting your kids express themselves and some other stuff!

We announce the winner of The Golden Knob's 2023 and also talk about some other stuff!

We talk about hard decisions and some other stuff.

We talk about common deathbed regrets and some other stuff!

A little taste of the second part of our cooking patreon! Get on board! https://www.patreon.com/SWTDO

We talk about the meaning of life and some other stuff!

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We talk about preventative maintenance and some other stuff!

This week we talk about loneliness and some other stuff but to be honest the wheels came off pretty early in the chat and we never really got them back on again.

We talk about exercise and some other stuff!